Chapter 59: Birthday Party (2)
The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter, and people have let go of their reserve and completely integrated into the joyful atmosphere of the party.
Li Mo stood on the balcony and drank for a while, watching a group of bikini beauties by the pool playing, playing, and diving. The water in the pool sparkles under the light blue light at the bottom of the pool, and countless slender legs shuttle through it...
Li Mo suddenly felt hot all over his body.
Must have drunk too much!
He changed into swim trunks, draped himself in a towel, and prepared to go out to cool off.
Wearing slippers and snapping downstairs, Li Mo bumped into two people head-on.
A tall white fat man, the suit on his body feels like it is about to be torn apart if he is not careful.
A short black skinny man, the black suit was forced by him to wear a hip-hop feeling.
"You areβ" Li Mo looked at the two of them suspiciously.
The two on the other side swallowed nervously.
"The suit is dressed like this by you, it must be Barrett's men, have fun." Li Mo suddenly realized, and after finishing speaking, he hurriedly rushed out.
"Agua, he doesn't seem to have noticed us, or do you have a way, and thought of pretending to be a guest to mix up." The white fat man said in surprise.
"That's how it plays in the movies, yo." The thin black man swayed and said as a matter of course.
"Agua, how are we going to put the bomb in a while?"
"Yo, stupid, dumb, let's hide here first, and when we wait for the cake to be cut, we suddenly rush out and detonate the bomb on our body directly."
"That...... What are we going to do? β
"I don't know, yo!"
"Agua, why do you suddenly talk like this, it feels weird." The fat white man scratched his head.
The black thin man Agua shook his body and gestured, "I don't know what the future holds,
In case the mission fails, I have to find another way,
Black people can only rely on basketball and hip-hop to get ahead,
I also want to have a car, a horse, a ticket, a leaf,
But in my heart you are still my roaring rice,
Hip-hop is an attitude to life, yo! β
Dumb nodded, "Anyway, I'll support you, brother, shhh... The front door seemed to be open. β
"Let's go over and have a look, yo."
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In the room, Tony watched with some helplessness as the white kid Kevin touched and touched the steel armor.
"OK, little ghost, you've seen and touched it, hurry up and go back to your mother!" Tony said impatiently.
"Mr. Iron Man, I have one last request." The white child's eyes lit up.
"No request, no request."
"I'd like to hear that line you say so often."
"What's the line?"
"It's the one you advertise your favorite doughnut."
"Impossible, never!"
"Please," the child's eyes lit up.
"Uh... Well, that's the last request! Tony hesitated for a moment, shook his head helplessly, coughed his throat, and was about to speak, when he suddenly looked at the child next to him, "Actually, you can record it as a ringtone!" β
Kevin, the child, hurriedly took out his phone.
Tony nodded, his voice becoming serious and deep, "I'm Iron Man, raise your hands, you're already surrounded by me..."
Dumb and Agua, who had just walked to the door, raised their hands in fright.
"NO, don't fire, we surrender!"
"Shit, we're your fans, yo!"
Tony continued to read the line, "I'm going to kill you." β
Dumb and Agua have a feeling of wanting to pee.
Tony: "You Britney! β
Dumb: "We don't call it Britney. β
Agua: "Yo! β
Tony led the child Kevin out, and Dumb and Agua hugged each other in fright.
Tony hurriedly covered the child's eyes, "Damn, there's a bedroom up there, don't be here." After saying that, he led the child and hurried away.
"What happened?"
"I don't know, yo."
The two looked at each other and continued to walk forward.
Coming to an uninhabited corridor, Dumb took out the high-tech bomb that the boss gave them, "I think there seems to be a time-delay device on it." β
Suddenly, the door opened, and Thomas, the exorcist, walked out of the toilet with a relaxed face.
Dumb's bomb fell to the ground.
The atmosphere suddenly became quiet,
Zila~
Thomas was about to say something when Dumb knocked out with a small electric baton.
Dumb hurriedly picked up the bomb and put it in his arms.
The two of them had just exhaled, when they were suddenly horrified to find Thomas staggering to his feet.
Thomas was accidentally possessed by the demon Siarapos again, his eyes had turned pure black, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Bilibili, hello." β
Zila~Zila~
Dumb and Agua took out their electric batons and stabbed them, and Thomas fell down trembling.
"You shouldn't have gotten up, yo." Ah Gua gestured fiercely, and after speaking, he turned around and left with Dumb.
"Agua, did you find his eyes..."
"When people are frightened, their pupils will dilate, yo."
The sound faded away...
Thomas scrambled to his feet again, his pure black eyes flashing a hint of confusion,
What happened?
Aren't people afraid of the devil now, or is he Chiarapos always entangled with these two exorcists, which has led to a ripe business?
He twisted his neck, and just as he was about to go out to settle accounts with Marcus, a middle-aged woman stumbled in and rushed into the bathroom with him in her arms.
"Oh, little poor child, are you waiting for me here, I noticed you just now...", the middle-aged woman hugged Thomas and kissed frantically.
"Roar~, woman, look at me!" Thomas broke free from the middle-aged woman's embrace, opened his big mouth, and a tongue sticked out 20 centimeters long, and licked the woman's face.
The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, then her face flushed, and her eyes flashed with water, "Oh, poor little man, your ventriloquist must be very good!" β
After speaking, he pressed Thomas's head into the skirt under his crotch, his eyes rolled and his face was full of comfort, "Oh, yes! β
"Oh, shit! f**kοΌ β
Thomas struggled out of the middle-aged woman's crotch with a embarrassed face, his mouth opened wide like a snake at the woman, and his teeth began to slowly sharpen...
Vomit β
The drunken woman didn't know how much she drank, closed her eyes and spit it out all at once, sprayed Thomas all over her face, and then fell to the ground and snored.
"Hamila Bili Gollum! (Damn stupid woman!) οΌβ
Thomas, possessed by Chiarapos, spat out the contents of his mouth, kicked the woman on the ground fiercely, picked up his clothes and wiped them on his face, and firmly opened the door and walked out.
He's looking for someone to vent his anger!
After walking in the hallway, he found a circle of people sitting on the sofa in an open room, spewing clouds and mist.
Chiarapos slammed the door, turned 360 degrees at the group's heads, and crawled up and down on all fours on the ceiling...
"Wow, cool!"
"Nice show!"
A group of people on the couch had a blank look in their eyes, and they clapped with a smirk on their faces, and some even whistled.
What happened? Chiarapos jumped down and looked at the men with a puzzled look on his face.
"Hey, man, want to be high?" A black man took half a hand-rolled cigarette and handed it to Chiarapos.
Chiarapos took it strangely, took a hard sip, and then a smirk appeared on his face, and he felt his gaze begin to lengthen, and his mood was extremely peaceful.
Born from hell, he had never had such a good feeling.
"What is this?"
"Pineapple Express."
"Harry Ragula! (Good stuff)"
Later, Chiarapos sat on the couch and spit out clouds and fog with the group.
After a while, Chiarapos suddenly hugged his face and cried, "Hell is so boring, I'm just trying to come up with a prank..."
The black man next to him put his head on his chest and patted it comfortingly.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Then a middle-aged white man in a suit pushed open the door.
"Guys, have you seen my wife?"