Chapter 152
So Wukong changed the golden hoop stick in his hand into a bow, he wanted to pull the bow to kill the wild goose, Tang Peng smiled: "Slow, Wukong, look at the master!" β
It seems that Tang Peng has initially refined the integration of man and gun, and he can't wait to try it. So Tang Peng recited a few incantations, and suddenly, Tang Peng, who was riding on horseback, turned into a gun, but the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Bajie, which scared Bajie a little crazy, and he shouted loudly: "Master... What are you doing? β
"What doesn't the master do?" The gun was still able to speak, and the voice was also Tang Peng's voice.
Wukong on the side smiled: "The master is really good at changing tricks, and Wukong will also change one." β
Suddenly! Wukong also changed his body and transformed into Tang Peng's exact gun, but Tang Peng smiled and said, "Wukong, although the shape of your gun is the same as mine, is the function the same?" β
Wukong said: "Master, what is the function and power of your gun?" "Master's gun can aim at all creatures within 5 kilometers, and it is not a problem to kill a cow directly!"
"Oh?" Wukong's gun didn't work. But Wukong said, "I can use items to turn into a bow and crossbow...", "Look at it, Wukong." β
Tang Peng pointed the muzzle of the gun at the wild goose in the sky, only to hear the sound of "touch", and the wild goose on the high mountain in the distance shouted "wow", flapped his wings twice, and then fell to the ground with his head down, his fart and his farts up... Wukong's eyes widened, and Bajie was also stunned,
Sha Seng felt even more rare, and asked, "Master, what kind of transformation are you?" "Wrong, this is the third great realm of cultivating immortals, fusion, I successfully fused my own body with this gun, in the future, I am this gun, this gun is me, the stick is broken, the knife is broken, and it is indestructible!"
It stands to reason that this is the case, because Tang Peng's current personal attributes, including a steel-like spear body, and a flesh body of his skin tissue, are obviously quite strong. However, this did make several apprentices on the side dumbfounded. Tang Peng changed back to his original state, and Chong Bajie said:
"If you don't pick up the wild goose you want, it will probably be given to the wolf for a while."
"Oh, oh, yes, master." Bajie ran to catch the wild goose, this Bajie found the wild goose a few kilometers away, and the thief happily said to Tang Peng: "Master, master, look, this wild goose weighs at least ten catties, tonight, we can open meat!" β
"Ugh reverse TT!!" Tang Peng shook his head helplessly, I don't know, I'm going to eat meat again tonight, it's really helpless, follow Bajie together, eat meat every day, and learn badly, Tang Peng said:
"Go, go, Bajie, you lead the horse to the riverbank, Sha Seng, you carry the burden, go over to help Bajie light a fire, go and Wukong for the teacher to see if there is anyone in front, see if you can go and ask for some rice, or wine!"
"Okay, good!!" Under the afterglow of this sunset, several people are busy with their own things, and they are also tired of it, riding horses,
Tang Peng and Wukong flew into the sky, a bird's-eye view is not far away, there is a city, and it should be a not small country, Wukong took a look at it with fire eyes, there was a flag hanging on the city, swaying in the wind, with a few big characters written on it: Zhu Ziguo!!
"Master, it's a big country ahead, why don't we go there and rest?
Save yourself from this wilderness? Wukong said. Tang Peng said: "Okay, you go back and shout to them, and prepare to get close to Zizhu Kingdom." β
A few masters and apprentices marched all the way to a city, Tang Peng said: "Since we have arrived, let's go outside and find a hotel to rest for the night." "Hey, hey, okay."
Bajie said with a smile. Just turning the corner, not far away, the wall door reads: "Huitong Hall" and "Black... Master, look! Eight rings said. Goku Says:
"Master, this seems to be a place to receive envoys, why don't we stay here first?" "Okay."
The envoy heard that it was a monk from the Tang Dynasty, so he politely received them in a room behind the road, although it was said to be the reception of the envoy, but the environment was still quite harsh, there was food and drink,
But the only bad thing is that they need to cook it themselves... There is rice, there are vegetables, but there is no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, which is a little annoying, Bajie grabbed the wild goose that had taken off his hair at home, and said:
"Master, there is no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar here, the cranes are fried and eaten, stewed and eaten, they are not delicious!"
"Wukong, let's go out and come back with some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar by the way, Bajie and Sha Seng, you have prepared all the cooking tools first." Tang Peng instructed.
Bajie nodded and said, "Hey, okay." Soon, Wukong and Tang Peng left the hall.
On this day, it was also approaching dusk, and the figures on the street outside were scattered, Tang Peng and Wukong were wandering around, admiring this exotic atmosphere, and the mood was quite good. Stay here for a short time,
Actually, that's pretty good. Tang Peng and Wukong bought some spices and walked for a while, suddenly outside the city wall, crowded with people, Wukong stepped forward to take a look, the emperor list was posted on the wall, and the emperor list was the king to recruit miracle doctors.
"Oh?" Wukong and Tang Peng had a question, and Tang Peng said, "Could it be that the king of the Purple Zhu Kingdom is not good?" β
"Looking at the appearance on the emperor's list, it shouldn't be a big deal, master, master, let's go quickly, Bajie is still waiting for us to go back in the same hall, and we will roast wild goose meat to eat at night."
"Amitabha..."What kind of monster is there in this Purple Zhu Kingdom?" Could it be that this king is possessed by a monster?
Obviously a little incredible, Tang Peng wanted to meet the king and find out about the situation, so he summoned a hurricane, and the hurricane blew so that everyone couldn't open their eyes. After a while, the emperor list was revealed.
The eunuch guarding the imperial list waited for the wind to stop, so he looked around, and the imperial list fell into Tang Peng's hands, so one of the eunuchs said unceremoniously: "Did the wind blow into your hands, or did you unveil the imperial list?" β
"Oh, yes, I'm Phuket too!" Tang Peng deliberately cutely said. "Hmph, since you have removed the emperor's list, then follow me to see the king, right?"
These two eunuchs said unceremoniously. Tang Peng smiled helplessly: "If I am really the divine doctor, you treat me like this, even if there is a way to treat the emperor, I will not make a move, right?" He said with a smile.
Obviously, the two people seemed a little restrained, looking at the people dressed up, like a monk, and then inquired, it was confirmed that the monk was the person who lived in the hall to learn the scriptures, the two eunuchs had more or less heard a little about their deeds, so they became a lot gentler, one of them said:
"That monk, our emperor is sick, if you cure the emperor, he will not treat you badly."
"Oh oh oh, okay then, when I send this oil, salt, sauce and vinegar home, then I will go to the palace with you to have a look."
Tang Peng didn't seem to be in a hurry and said, these two eunuchs were in a hurry to get on fire, I was afraid that if it was a little late, the emperor might die at any time, so the two eunuchs ordered those soldiers to help Tang Peng deliver daily necessities, and then led the monkey and Tang Peng to the Jinluan Palace.
In this Jinluan Palace, suddenly a eunuch hurried in front of the king, knelt down and said:
"Your Majesty, there are two monks in the city who have unveiled the emperor's list, saying that they can cure your illness!" "Then please hurry, please!" The king was overjoyed.
Seeing this king, his face was yellow, dying, as if he might die at any time, he must have been sick for a long time, he racked his brains and recalled the original plot of "Journey to the West".
The king's illness should have been cured by Wukong, so Tang Peng said, "Wukong, you must have the ability, right?" Wukong smiled and said, "Master, my grandson knows how to heal this king's illness.
It's just..."Hearing the exchange between the two monks, and claiming to be able to cure the pain, he asked with a burst of excitement: "Then please say quickly, as long as you cure my illness, then I can give the country to you." β
Wukong and Tang Peng smiled, what's the use of asking you to break the country? Wukong said: "I don't want your country, you buy me three catties of each of the eight hundred micromedicines in the world, grind them into powder, and send them to my fellow officials, and when the time comes, I will naturally give you the antidote." β
Hearing this, the imperial doctor on the side had a strange look on his face, and he had a whisper, but he didn't dare to explain the situation, he just did what Wukong said, and in this way, the emperor ordered Wukong to send them gold and silver treasures, abundant food and clothing, and ensure that they must wholeheartedly help cure malaria.
However, Tang Peng was a little speechless, and he asked, "Wukong, do you need so many medicinal materials for your medicine?" Bajie interjected: "This monkey, it must be trying to find a way to rectify the emperor, or to say, he wants to open a medicine shop and deceive a little medicinal materials from the emperor." Wukong interrupted Bajie's words and said:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm afraid that the king will guess the prescription I have made."
In other words, the medicinal herbs that Wukong configured, that is, to make people vomit, take medicine that will cause diarrhea, croton, diarrhea! Rhubarb, bitter, I want to vomit after eating! There is also black ash at the bottom of the pot, which is also really sick to my stomach after eating, and I want to vomit!!
In the end, these things are not modulated with water, Wukong just wants to let the little white dragon's horse urine be concocted, this is good, use this thing to eat the king, if you say, let the king know, then you must chop off Sun Wukong's head and feed it to the dog, the eight precepts are fragmented,
"Master, look at this monkey, can you believe him?" Tang Peng drank tea on the side, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up in a good mood, and said:
"You learn a little, fat pig, your monkey brother is a **god calculation, the king drinks this, and promises to give you an official knighthood!!" Wukong gave Tang Peng a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Those who know me, master, go, master, we will go to see the king now!" β
βNONONOβ¦ Another day, so late, sleep, sleep! Tang Peng said with a smile. Wukong said: "Okay, wait for my grandson to send him tomorrow, cure the king's life, and then ask him for two princesses to come and be your wife to the master!" "No, no, no... Wukong, you must not torture the master...""You don't slander the master. β
Tang Peng said sternly. The night was noisy, so he fell asleep, and the next day, he rushed to the Jinluan Palace with the pinched pill and let the king swallow it.