Chapter 478: The Recent Situation of Uncle Naked and Uncle Nene
"Next up for auction is Marla's treasure map," the auctioneer announced.
Ye Cang raised his eyebrows, it was a treasure map! There are a lot of people who should be fighting for this, and just thinking of this, the audience burst into boos.
"Hey, hey! I said you don't plan to auction it well, today is the Lei Ling Primer Manual this kind of stall, and now even Marla's treasure map has come out, I have three of these things at home, if you don't, I'll give you one! ”
"That's it, that's it, you might as well close down the business, wait for something good to shoot again, don't waste Lao Tzu's time."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this time the goods are stuck at the gate, and they are still delayed on the road, so that everyone laughs, the next goods are some private collections of the auction house, I think it will satisfy everyone, this picture, give it away for free, do you want it?"
When Ye Cang learned that Lei Ling's primer was a stall in the hearts of the aborigines, a peerless secret that could be obtained from a beggar for five cents, he stood up indignantly, "You actually deceived me that I didn't know about this thing, so let me buy it!" I'm going to complain about you! It's too much, and it deceives us customers! ”
"Not to mention that what Earl Cangxue said is quite reasonable, a gold coin can buy a bunch of pamphlets, and you dare to charge more than 10 gold, today is indeed a bit excessive."
The auctioneer hurriedly played the round, gave Ye Cang a list and gave the treasure map away.
Ye Cang raised his eyebrows, pointed to the treasure map, and said, "Are you an idiot for me!?" Give this thing away? ”
"Hey, a little sincere, okay, I gave Marla a treasure map, are you laughing at others? Or are you new and ignorant?''"
This time, the auctioneer was indeed a newcomer, and he was a little overwhelmed, and the old auctioneer hurriedly came out to apologize. Then he took out a small wooden box and stuffed it to Ye Cang, Ye Cang looked at the 4th-order crystal nucleus of the light system inside, and the crystal nucleus of this attribute was not available for the time being, so he sat down quite satisfied.
After that, there are some private collections of some auction houses, and the prices are very substantial. Satisfying, Ye Cang was a little bored, and the next one was the last one, yawned, and looked at the black box in the old auctioneer's hand.
"Doom Box, this thing is a rare thing. But few people want to open it, and the collection value is very good. ”
Ye Cang saw that it was the treasure chest and followed the price increase, and finally won the doom treasure chest for 300 gold, looking at the black box in his hand.
Doom Box: After opening, there is a very high chance of bad luck coming, and a very low chance of obtaining a treasure. It is almost impossible to get a doom treasure, and luck is greatly reduced. PS: The luckier the item, the worse the person will die when it is opened.
Ye Cang gasped, he is simply the nemesis of my Heavenly Hand, if I open this treasure chest, it will not be dead! Tremblingly stretched out his hand and hesitated, but he still opened it for them, and the unlucky look of the guy next door should be more suitable, put it in his backpack, and left the high-end auction house.
Combat test on the fifth day. Ye Cang and the others jumped out of the helicopter and attacked the command center directly, killing many instructors and hacking the system. successfully took down the commander-in-chief, and then several people sat in the command room to simulate the instructor's voice to give orders, and finally made the whole actual combat test jump and was forced to stop.
When Xiao Yunhe arrived at the scene, the instructor and the other team members formed a mess, and came to the command center to watch Ye Cang while watching a soap opera on a holographic screen. While calmly and seriously using the sound simulator to give some crazy orders, Lin Le gave more speechless ideas next to him. Ye Tian's little girl is controlling the system as a whole, and everyone is playing around. These guys are really, especially the white hair, whose personality is not ordinary dark and bad, sighed, if they don't let them participate in the actual combat test of this school, they won't participate, but they can be the first to recommend other schools.
In the end, the school unanimously decided not to let Ye Cang and the others participate in the training, and then they could wait for the notice of the school battle.
Ye Cang and the others cleaned up and went back to the seaside hut, Bingyun remembered that the actual combat test was only crying and laughing, these guys were simply lawless, the school still had nothing to do with them, Xiao Yetian was a special A-level researcher of the Institute of High Science and Technology, and those old professors immediately ran to make trouble when they heard that the school might be punished, not to mention the captain, when he went back to the night market in the Eastern District to eat, he was also welcomed by hanging banners to celebrate, and Lao Wang even set up a banquet to celebrate T-105 won the command center again to win glory for the Eastern District, remembering a sentence on the virtual network, There are many demons in the East District, thinking of Uncle Naked, Uncle Nene, T-105, I can't help but sigh, it's true.
Back at the seaside cottage, Ye Cang turned on the holographic TV to watch the news.
"Uncle Naked's new album "Roar! My elephant! >> It's on sale! Pioneering a new genre of metal. Bare metal! Sales successfully beat the imperial capital song queen. Zhao Liya, the response overseas is also very good! After being recognized by the World Clean-Duty Association, Uncle Naked became the first man who could legalize exposure on a global scale! ”
"Since we talk about Uncle Naked, everyone will definitely think of another legend in the eastern district of Linhai, who has an elegant temperament, and the top hat always keeps him, that's right, it's our Uncle Nene! Started a new weekly magazine "Uncle Nenei Reviews Fashion"! Unique insights, point-to-point reviews, instantly became the world's leading fashion critics, no one can match his attainments in underwear, and the Venus smile is now invaluable."
Wu Na, who was practicing penance in the hut, learned that Uncle Naked's album was a big hit, her chest was stuffy, and a mouthful of blood seemed to be stuck there, it seems that I am really going to become an aspiring singer, Uncle Naked has become an international superstar, and he was immediately devastated, the only thing worth rejoicing about is that after Uncle Naked became famous, the fans of his band increased several times, and he was quite touched by the comments.
"This is the band that foils Uncle Naked and Uncle Nenne, the devil gentleman."
Wu Na's heart is cold, that, I'm the lead singer! That's what the concert is for!
"Oh, Uncle Naked's new album is a big hit, and Uncle Nene's weekly is also a big hit." Ye Cang looked at the news and yawned.
"Roar! My elephant! Roar! My elephant! Roar in despair! Stand in the midst of despair! My elephant is an unyielding fetish! Roar!!! Zhang Zhengxiong was playing "Roar! My Elephant", with its catchy and enthusiastic lyrics and wind-like rhythm, the whole song gives people a very big impact, Wu Na can't help but admire, and she has to cheer up!
"T-105, today once again lived up to expectations, put an end to the evil command center, successfully struck a blow to the evil arrogance of the school, and is the hero of our Linhai fight for democracy! Congratulations to them again here! Of course, many people hope that the three heroes of the Eastern District, Uncle Naked, Uncle Nene, and the Devil Gentleman will hold a singing and dancing feast again! (To be continued)