Jiang Chenxi noticed that this guy who used a photo of Manchester United player Welbeck as his profile picture, and his account name was also called Welbeck, with the V in the upper right corner of the account name.

This is Plus V certification.

Twitter allows users to apply for a certification mark, which is only available to well-known writers, artists, or other influencers.

This guy is officially verified by Twitter.

It turned out to be really Manchester United, a black player!

Jiang Chenxi scratched her head a little puzzled, what kind of trouble did the other party want.

Door-to-door provocation?

……

He hesitated for a moment and replied with a message: Hello, is there something wrong?

Ding dong.

Second reply: Dude, you've finally replied, hurry up and add me.

It's really a familiar guy, Jiang Chenxi added the other party.

He was now very curious about what the other party was looking for him.

……

"Hey, buddy, those two balls you scored in ours were so cool." —Welbeck.

Jiang Chenxi was stunned, is the other party really that player from Manchester United? Say something like this, aren't you afraid of being torn to shreds by Manchester United fans?

"You're really Danny. Welbeck? - Jiang Chenxi.

"It's me." —Welbeck.

Well, I believed. Jiang Chenxi's expression was strange.

"Do you have anything to do with me? Mr. Welbeck. - Jiang Chenxi.

"Those two goals you scored in us were so cool." —Welbeck.

Not again.

……

Jiang Chenxi felt that he really had reason to wonder if the guy on the other end of the computer was a fake Welbeck who had somehow deceived Twitter's official certification.

"The old man asked me to learn from you how to score goals. Can you teach me? —Welbeck.

When Jiang Chenxi saw this message, he was drinking skim milk and sprayed it directly, but fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and tilted his head to the side, otherwise, the laptop would have suffered.

A player from an opposition team, and a player from giants Manchester United, suddenly found himself on Twitter and wanted to teach him how to shoot?

Is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality, how is this kind of thing possible?

If the buddy on the other side is really Welbeck, confirm that he has not been kidnapped by aliens? Or is it...... Drunk?

……

"Mr. Welbeck, who are you talking about, the old man?" - Jiang Chenxi.

"Our boss." —Welbeck.

"Ah, it's Sir Alex Ferguson, our manager, we used to call him the boss." —Welbeck.

"Now believe it." —Welbeck.

Three shots in a row.

I believe your grandmother has a leg.

Jiang Chenxi was extremely sure that the other party was a guy pretending to be Welbeck, or rather, this account might be Welbeck's, but the number was stolen.

……

"Do you really want me to teach you how to shoot?" - Jiang Chenxi. He suddenly became a prankster, and replied after reporting the other party's suspicious account to Twitter officials.

"Yes, yes, although I think I'm very good myself, but, when the old man speaks, I don't dare not listen." —Welbeck.

One more sentence was added.

"You're also very good, scoring our two balls, it's so cool." —Welbeck.

The other party's IQ is in arrears, Jiang Chenxi can only think so, pretending to be a Manchester United player, and saying such things...... If Welbeck had been so upright, Sir Alex Ferguson would have had a heart attack long ago......

"In the Swiss Super League two days later, you can just watch my game, I'll teach you how to score." - Jiang Chenxi yawned and replied.

"Okay. Thank you, you're such a nice person. —Welbeck.

Jiang Chenxi didn't reply to the other party anymore, at this time, Twitter officials should respond, pretending to be a Manchester United star, this is a relatively bad act, and the official action should be very fast.

……

Manchester.

Welbeck breathed a sigh of relief, the other party really promised himself, it was not easy, he bowed his head in vain, but this Basel player really had a problem with his brain, and he actually promised to teach himself how to shoot the player of the opponent team, tsk......

'Two days later, the Swiss Super League, just watch my game, I'll teach you how to score', I bah, this kid is really ashamed to speak, forget it, for the sake of the old man, I put up with it.

……

The time axis is turned back a week.

Old Trafford, home dressing room.

After the match between Manchester United and Basel.

The old man looked at Welbeck, "Danny, tell me, who taught you to shoot like that?" ”

"Yes, it was Luther [Van Nistelrooy] who taught me." Welbeck replied tremblingly.

The scene was terrifyingly quiet......

The old man really laughed out loud at this upright boy, "Danny, I have a suggestion, you can learn to shoot from that Chinese kid in Basel." ”

"I don't have his contact information." Welbeck blurted out.

The scene was even quieter and scary than just now, is this kid crazy?

……

"You can reach him on Twitter." The old man said with a grin, almost gritting his teeth.

"Okay, boss." Welbeck hung his head and said very reluctantly, it was a shame for him to make such a request to the opposing player, but I want to listen to your words, old man.

The old man was really angry, if he didn't know that this bastard boy was so upright, sometimes his brain would get into the water and cramp, if he didn't deliberately hit him, he really wanted to smash it with a flying boot.

After Welbeck's toss, the good scolding atmosphere was lost, and the old man snorted and left after a while.

Manchester United's stars, including bigwigs like Rio Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs, gave a thumbs up to Geng Zhibo: There is a kind!

If it weren't for the old man liking you, spoiling you, and loving you, you would have been beaten to death ten years ago.

……

The timeline is dialed back.

Welbeck was about to send another private message.

But he suddenly found that his account was frozen, and he couldn't send it.

"Oh hell, what's going on?"

"it! I want to complain! ”

At this time, the system sent a message:

The account was reported as a suspected problem account and has been frozen, if the user has any questions, please call customer service on the 10,000th number.

Welbeck was stunned.

Report?

Reported?

I'm so upright, so pure, I have never fired a map cannon, I have never scolded anyone, and I have never posted a little yellow article, and I was reported?!

Who is so immoral?

……

Two days later, September 26, 2012.

Basel, St. Jakobs Park.

The 10th round of the 2012/2013 Swiss Super League, which is a midweek match, will start this week, with Basel playing against Sion at home.

This is the highlight of this round of the Swiss Super League.

Basel are currently second in the league with 20 points, followed by Sion and the Grasshoppers in third place with 19 points.

……

Manchester, home in Welbeck.

The doorbell rang.

Welbeck put down the gamepad and opened the door a little unhappily, only to find that it was his teammate Jonathan. Evans.

What is Evans doing at such a late hour?

"Hi, Danny." Evans sat down on the couch.

"Hi Jonathan, is there something wrong?" Welbeck asked.

"Didn't you say that you want me to remind you of something very important today?" Evans looked confused, his phone was out of battery, and he had to come in person with his injured body in tow, this guy actually forgot.

Fortunately, he was witty enough, and told Evans two days ago, asking him to remember to remind himself not to forget a very important thing at this time of day, and he silently praised his wit and cleverness.

"Ah, yes, I almost forgot. Thank you. Welbeck looked grateful and quickly turned on the TV, "Thank you, Jonathan, come, let's watch the game together." ”

Evans was even more confused.

Watch the game, what game to watch? That's what you're talking about that very important thing to remind you of?