In midweek, Arsenal host the fifth round of the Champions League group stage against Hamburg, who have picked up just one point from their previous four games.

Speaking of Hamburg, the team is really more ambitious than paper, I thought that I could fight a bloody way in the group stage, after all, except for Arsenal, there are no traditional giants in the group, even Porto, who won the Champions League three seasons ago, has already been in decline, in their opinion, they are qualified to compete for qualification.

However, the reality gave them a slap in the face - this stick was pumped, and they were about to have a concussion!

Losing to Arsenal in the first round, CSKA Moscow in the second round, and drawing with Porto in the third round, they were pinned down by Porto in the fourth round, and the German team has lost everything they can lose.

Originally, the situation of the Bundesliga is extremely difficult now, and the European points may even be surpassed by the French Ligue 1, and if you don't work hard, even the Portuguese Super League may surpass the Bundesliga, and the Bundesliga will not be counted as the top five leagues at that time.

In such a situation, Hamburg entered the Champions League, but played such an embarrassing result, which simply made the Bundesliga worse, and those Bundesliga fans have not scolded Hamburg for a while now.

Anyway, there is no chance of qualifying at all, and Hamburg has fortunately put down the baggage, no matter what, even if it is a six-round tour of the group stage, it still has to get a victory, right?

If they are out of the tournament without a win, then Hamburg may really become a street rat in the Bundesliga.

However, it is clear that going to the Emirates Stadium is not a good opportunity for them to pick up points, and they have little chance against an Arsenal side who need to secure top spot in the group in this game.

So, let's be honest, don't jump too much, if you mess with Arsenal, give them a fiasco

Even Liverpool and Arsenal are abused, even if Hamburg is proud, they also know that they are not a team of the same grade as Liverpool, and they are not casually rubbed by Arsenal!

As a result, at the Emirates Stadium, Hamburg did not send all the main lineup, and the Hamburg coach hid a small half of the main team, and their purpose was very clear, that is, to lose as little as possible and not to be too embarrassed.

Arsenal, on the other hand, don't need to think about it so much, with all the main players who have just been rested in the clash with Newcastle all coming into play, with only Quaresma sitting on the bench and pressing for this game.

Quaresma also wanted to play, but Wenger did not give him this opportunity, and when facing Newcastle, Quaresma single-handedly killed the opponent, and the physical consumption was huge, so let Quaresma rest and rest!

In this regard, Quaresma is very helpless, knowing that he has never played the last two rounds of the Champions League group stage.

Barcelona didn't count that season, back to the Portuguese Super League, in Porto, Quaresma led Porto to play a super record in the first four rounds of the group stage, locked the qualifying place early, and even Chelsea was made out of temper by Porto, in that situation, Quaresma was hidden in the snow and did not play the last two rounds.

Coming to Arsenal last season, the situation was much the same, also because he locked the first place in the group in advance, and the last two rounds of the group stage became irrelevant.

And now, history is repeating itself

Quaresma felt that if it had been smooth sailing, he might not have the opportunity to play the last two rounds of the group stage in his entire career!

This severely limits me to breaking the record!

In two games, even if you are not in good shape, why don't you score two goals in the face of an opponent who has almost surrendered?

No way, who made the old man stubborn!

However, compared with last season, at least the number of goals he has scored has improved, and he doesn't seem to care too much about the wins and losses of these two games.

Quaresma, who scored five goals in four rounds of the group stage last season, was the focus of attention at the time, and then shone in the knockout rounds, helping Arsenal to the final podium with one goal after another.

And this season, in the first four rounds of the group stage, Quaresma scored 8 goals incredible, scoring twice in all four games, and the opponent was extremely frightened.

Everyone was amazed by Quaresma's brilliant performance, and if he maintained such an efficiency of goals, then by the end of the season, Quaresma would have broken his own record for individual goals in a single season in the Champions League that he had set last season.

So, it doesn't matter if you can't play two games in one game.

Quaresma was bored on the bench, his teammates were playing the field, but he could only nibble on bananas on the bench, he really wanted to throw a banana peel into the Hamburg goal, but he didn't know if it would be a goal!

The wolf-like teammates really didn't leave the opponent with any chance, and beat the opponent 2:0 in the first half.

The score is not the key, the key is that Arsenal completely took the initiative of the game into their own hands, and the opponent only got a few pitiful counter-attack opportunities, but they were still strangled in the cradle.

At least from the perspective of the situation, the two teams are not in the same grade at all, as if the first team and the reserve team, and the gap is even bigger than that.

One can win the Champions League, but the other was beaten in the group stage, which is not comparable.

Quaresma, who was extremely bored, could not sit still in the second half, standing up and dangling from time to time, walking and going back and forth in front of Wenger.

You have to get Arsene Wenger's attention and let him give him a chance to play.

Sitting on the bench, I'm about to grow hair!

However, Arsene Wenger, who is still there, seems to have made up his mind to turn a blind eye to Quaresma, anyway, you can pass by if you want to, and I will never bother with you.

Quaresma looked dejected, and with Wenger's attitude, even if he got his foot out of the blister in front of him, Wenger would not change his mind.

- This stubborn old man!

Hey?

Why don't I buy a copy of The Sun and bribe Arsene Wenger?

The girls on the third page of the Sun are always so hot, and I don't know which one Wenger likes, otherwise I will order a year's newspaper to give Wenger, so that he will always be sneaky?

In his thoughts, Arsenal scored again on the field, but Hamburg still had no resistance.

At this point, Quaresma knew that his game was completely out of play!

There are many resentments, and I am not in the pension stage, and I am always in rotation when I have nothing to do, so I am not afraid that my state will be worn out?

In the end, when the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game, Quaresma did not get a minute of playing time and sat on the bench for the whole game, serving as a spectator who did not need to buy tickets.

Arsenal also defeated Hamburg with a score of 4:0, won five consecutive wins in the group stage, and locked the first place in the group ahead of schedule.

It can be said that except for Quaresma, who is desperate to score, everyone is simply happy.

Quaresma, who held back the whole game, felt that the fans of Arsenal's next opponent, Bolton, needed to mourn for their team in advance, and God knows what devastating blow he would inflict on Bolton after holding back for so long.

However, as soon as he finished his match against Hamburg, Quaresma received exciting news.

- France Football magazine is coming to shoot its own cover photo.

In fact, compared to the World Footballer of the Year, the European Ballon d'Or has always been a secret, because according to the convention, France Football magazine will shoot a special team to shoot the cover photo of the winning player, and only the winner is treated like this, so who will win the award is actually clear at this moment.

"French Football" did not deliberately hide it, the team arrived in London by plane in broad daylight, and the secret was spread.

In a professional studio, accompanied by Mendes and Arsenal club staff, Quaresma was constantly fiddled with by photographers to get the perfect cover photo.

Not all photographers in the fashion industry are sissies and, at least the photographers hired by France Football are normal, at least on the surface.

"Show your glamorous sexy pectorals major, oh, it's a perfect body that is mesmerizing!"

"Would you mind showing a little more?"

"I think those female fans are going crazy about you and screaming for you!"

"Boom!"

The absence of the chill in Quaresma's imagination undoubtedly made him breathe a sigh of relief, and if he was to be pinched in his chest by a sissy photographer, Quaresma would be disgusted for days.

It was just a cover photo and a few column photos, but Quaresma changed into three suits and two casual clothes under the photographer's manipulation, and hundreds of photos were taken, which was even more tiring than training.

However, I have to admit that the professionalism of the professionals is undoubted, far stronger than Quaresma's selfies.

Quaresma didn't know which photo France Football would put on the cover of the magazine in the end, so that it would be enough to pass on his cynical smile to everyone.

At this moment, the media are also frantically reporting the news of Quaresma's award, as a public opinion media, it naturally attaches great importance to the timeliness of the news, and obviously knows the results, but is still waiting for the final award ceremony to report, then such a media can only wait for closure.

"European Golden Globe Awards Revealed in Advance: Quaresma on the Top"

"French football has taken a cover photo for Quaresma, and the Portuguese king is sure to win the award"

"The answer is revealed, Quaresma wins the Golden Ball, Henry Zidane accompanies him"

"Winning the goal, Quaresma is just one step away from the king of the ball"

The development of the British media industry has also made them the center of the world's media, and the news that Quaresma shot the cover of the magazine for "French Football" also spread all over the world for the first time, causing another explosion of public opinion.

The new king has finally ascended the throne!

After winning the World Cup, Quaresma has become the number one player in world football in the minds of fans, but after all, he has not yet waited for the European Ballon d'Or and the honorary title of World Footballer of the Year, even if it is only a matter of time, but after all, the name is not right.

But now, Quaresma has finally won the European Golden Ball, which symbolizes the highest honor, and no one will question Quaresma because of this.

This is the beginning of a new era!

Prior to this, the previous Ballon d'Or winners were all well-known superstars and old faces of world football.

Now, the emergence of Quaresma has brought a new era of world football - after Zidane and Ronaldo gradually faded out of the field, the era of Quaresma has come!

However, just when countless Arsenal fans, Portuguese national team fans and countless Quaresma fans were overjoyed, there were still a lot of doubts.

This is an era that needs to attract people's attention to get out of position, if you can't rub a wave of popularity, then what public opinion is there.

France Football magazine will not admit that they have photographed the cover of Quaresma, and this has become "no evidence" in the mouths of many media outlets.

Some media said that the so-called "shooting magazine covers in advance" was simply a fictitious act made by the English media, but in fact there was no such thing at all.

There are also media reports that the team of "French football" did come to London, but they were filming for another Arsenal star, this star is Quaresma's teammate Henry, obviously, Henry is also eligible for the European Ballon d'Or.

There are also media outlets that this time France Football broke the mold and took photos of several of the most vocal candidates, so it is not yet certain that Quaresma has won the European Ballon d'Or.

Anyway, there is everything to say, just to take advantage of this wave of popularity to increase attention and sales.

Not to mention, there are people who believe these non-resensical arguments, as if everything is really confusing.

Which news is true?

In this regard, Quaresma couldn't cry or laugh, the power of the media, he really saw it!

It has always been said that the control of public opinion controls the whole world, and this sentence is not unreasonable.

If an event happens, and all the media are talking nonsense with their eyes open and reporting it in the opposite direction, then everyone will think that this may be the case.

Last season's Champions League final, for example, saw Arsenal win the Big Ears Cup over Barcelona, with tens of thousands of fans in attendance and hundreds of millions watching in front of their televisions.

But if the fans are not allowed to enter the stadium and there is no live TV broadcast, and you can only wait for the end of the game for the media to transmit the results to the world, then what the media say is really what the media say!

Even if the media says that Barcelona has won the Big Ears Cup, the fans will not know the truth!

Although this is an exaggeration, the power of public opinion must not be underestimated.

Naturally, Quaresma didn't say anything, although the media A.T. Kearney training base was full of reporters, but it was impossible for Quaresma to reveal the news that he had won the European Ballon d'Or, so in the face of reporters' pursuit, he could only rely on the staff of the training base to help clear the siege.

"It's really hard work to help you out, and if you can always recruit a lot of reporters to squat here every day, then I might have to consider changing jobs!"

After helping Quaresma clear, the staff at A.T. Kearney complained jokingly.

Quaresma smiled, and said without the slightest arrogance: "If you really decide to leave, then I can introduce you to a job in filmmaking, my former teammate Fabiano is now preparing a small film company and is also recruiting actors, I think if I recommend you to him, he will still give me face." ”

The staff was stunned for a while, and they didn't understand what it meant to make a film.

However, Quaresma didn't explain, and had already walked into the training base laughing.

Only the staff were left stunned in place, and the words "movie", "star", "actor" and so on kept flashing in their minds, and they couldn't help but be stupid.

Walking into the locker room, Quaresma was greeted by Henry's resentful little eyes, as if he was a resentful woman abandoned by Quaresma.

Quaresma was overwhelmed, and for some reason, Henry was becoming more and more immodest now.

"How's your party going?" Eboué leaned over with a look on his face.

Quaresma glanced at Eboue, "Just say how many you want, don't be serious, who doesn't know anyone!" ”

Eboué didn't care if he was poked by Quaresma, and he smiled thickly, and then he stretched out a slap to Quaresma, five fingers.

"Get out!"

Quaresma scolded angrily.

Want five more?

I'm not afraid to tire you to death!

Even if you're black and you want to get five of them in one night, you guess you're almost close to being done.

"I want six!"

"I want seven!"

"I want ten!"

My teammates are coaxing on the side, each with a better face than the other - with my strength, there must be more than you, right?

Quaresma couldn't help but shudder, if that really happened, then I'm afraid that a week after the party, the training at the Arsenal training ground will be done by a group of people

Quaresma casually gave Walcott who just shouted "I want ten", this kid's hair hasn't grown yet, aren't you afraid that ten young models will line up to pluck out your sparse hair?

"I don't ask for more, just two, but I want to have a tender model of rhinitis, or I'm really afraid that I will be charged with murder again!" Garras said with a palpitation.

Barak, who was sympathetic to Garas next to him, also nodded approvingly, their life was really difficult.

Quaresma felt like her eyes were going to roll to the ceiling this morning.

What is this?

"Then how about I give you some tender molds with more flavorful feet than yours? In this way, it does not affect each other! Quaresma said angrily.

Gallas and Barak waved their hands when they heard this.

"Then I'm going to worry if I'm going to be smoked!"

This is the same as "even if I am a toad, I will never find a female toad".

At this moment, Flamini mysteriously approached and sat down beside Quaresma.

"You put away your little pills, I don't need them!"

Before Flamini could speak, Quaresma had already guessed what he was trying to do—it must be that his lab had developed some strange little pill that was here to sell him.

But Quaresma was only half right!

Flamini was indeed here to sell, but not to sell his little pill.

"Ricardo, I don't sell small pills anymore!" Flamini looked aggrieved, perhaps it was the customer's attitude that hurt his heart, and his tone was even more resentful than Henry's, "That's the case, aren't you going to have a party, I can provide tender model services, I just started a brokerage company with my friends, specializing in this kind of business!" ”

Pimp!

The word crossed Quaresma's mind in an instant!

Then, the image of Flamini in front of him gradually overlapped with the image of the turtle boy with a small round hat and a teapot and nodding his waist, and there was no sense of disobedience.

Nima!

Quaresma felt that his whole worldview was about to collapse!

How can you say that Flamini is a professional footballer, and you still do this kind of thing, are you crazy?

Perhaps misinterpreting Quaresma's shocked expression, Flamini hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, the price is fair, after all, we are our own people, I can give you an internal price, and I guarantee that the young model is of high quality, and it is by no means a vulgar powder!" ”

Quaresma couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Flamini, you are such a natural businessman!

He now wondered if Flamini would sell him nuclear weapons one day.

Seeing that Barcelona is unhappy, a nuclear warhead passes, and the Camp Nou becomes a barren land

Unable to help but shudder, he shook his head and quickly dispelled this terrible thought, and Quaresma looked at Flamini with a look of "completely defeated by you", he really wondered if the salesman was joking.

All right!

In any case, Flamini's business has to be taken care of, and it doesn't matter what the internal price is, he is not short of that money, as long as the quality of the tender model is really high enough!

If a batch of older young models are really recruited, then except for Xiaofa, who may be a little happier, others can kill Quaresma!

"Then you come according to the head, for the sake of their health, one person and two, if there is more, and the atmosphere will be higher and more active!" Quaresma sighed, and continued: "In addition, considering personal preferences, give Xiaofa two older ones, and Garas's rhinitis requirements must also be met, probably like this!" ”

Flamini was overjoyed and made a deal, and even if he gave Quaresma an internal price, he and his partner could make a lot of money.

As the scale of his industry grows larger and the stalls get bigger and bigger, he feels that he is about to become the god of sales!

Maybe one day, with the layout of his industry into thousands of households, he may be able to be on the Forbes rich list.

Flamini had been looking forward to that day for a long time!

Well, Quaresma's customer is the best customer, and if he can maintain it well, he can make himself eat for a lifetime.

“GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL！”

"Just 18 seconds into the game, Quaresma scored his 16th Premier League goal of the season!"

"Arsenal are ahead!"

"Quaresma is like a tiger, the whole Reebok stadium is his territory, and he can swear his sovereignty at will!"

"And scoring goals is the best way to swear sovereignty!"

"His state is so shocking!"

At the end of three days of preparation, Arsenal came to Bolton to challenge their opponents, and the game had just begun, and even the fans had not yet entered the intense atmosphere of the game, and the firepower Quaresma had already broken through Bolton's goal.

On the one hand, he was choked up after not playing in the last game, and on the other hand, Quaresma will go to the headquarters of France Football to receive the European Ballon d'Or after this game, and he wants to celebrate his first Ballon d'Or with the most amazing performance.

So, Quaresma was very excited from the start, and with the cooperation of his teammates, he rushed into the Bolton penalty area with two strikes in three strokes, and then sent the ball into the opponent's goal, as simple as if it were just a passing scene.

After the goal, Quaresma was also very excited, regardless of the fact that this was the opponent's home stadium, and he celebrated very hilariously, he had a hunch that he would definitely score again today!

It turns out that men's hunches are usually accurate.

Soon, Quaresma scored again, and more than one.

Before the end of the first half, Quaresma had already completed his hat-trick, and one man pressed Bolton to the ground and rubbed it repeatedly, which was clearly arranged.

Bolton fans had a little hope that the team would cause some problems for Arsenal at home.

But who would have thought that Quaresma's unreasonable thing would not give Bolton this opportunity at all, and the kick was called an exuberance.

It's not fair!

Why didn't Quaresma play so hard when he played other teams, and now it's his turn to play Bolton, so he kills?

Complain about him!

No matter how angry the Bolton fans in the stands were, Quaresma has already played well, and the momentum that he has not been able to play for so long in the last game has been completely released, and he is called comfortable all over his body!

In the second half, Quaresma wanted to have another big four, but it was a pity that this wish did not come true.

It's not that Quaresma was substituted, it's not that Quaresma took the initiative to clock out of work, it's really that the opponent is too aimed at Quaresma, as long as Quaresma dares to make a breakthrough with the ball, they dare to shovel Quaresma's ankle, and the threat of waste is extremely obvious.

"You're all wearing hats, it's almost okay, if you go too far, I'll let you be carried sideways off the field!"

That's where Quaresma felt the threat from the Bolton players.

Well, barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes, Bolton is doing this, and Quaresma really doesn't dare to fight too fiercely.

For the sake of a goal, if you are really injured by them for a month, it will really be a big deal.

So, knowing that at the end of the game, Quaresma couldn't score again, just staying in the groove of completing a hat-trick.

Even so, Quaresma made all the fans feel incredible, even though they might have to put on the same face every week, but they couldn't help it.

Quaresma scored again, still a hat-trick!

Arsenal opponents, can't you just limit Quaresma?

At the end of each match day, they all watched the goal highlights, and after Quaresma always scored, they actually found that it was quite a delay to watch the highlights!