"Princess Baihua, do you have any misunderstanding, I just need some of your Mao cells."

Tang Peng seemed to remember something, and picked up the small bottle of potion on the table.

"You drink this, then collect some on a small plate, and you'll give it to me later."

The potion can induce the excretion of certain cells, which is similar to IVF.

"How and where?"

Baihua was very surprised, why did Elder Tang speak and keep it secretive.

"Well...... "Tang Peng felt unspeakable." In this way, after ten minutes, where you have more water, collect it! Tang Peng gritted his teeth and said.

Seeing that Baihua was not moving, Tang Peng said again: "You go to your room and wait, don't mess around in front of me, the poor monk is a principled person!" ”

It's good to talk about it, and finally persuade people to leave.

Tang Peng used the genetic modification disk to count and separate the chromosomes of the Kui wood wolf.

Waiting for the cells of the hundred flowers.

After more than ten minutes, Baihua came in and walked slightly unsteadily.

Tang Peng took a closer look, a bottle of expulsion promotion potion was actually drunk, no wonder.

"Elder Tang, give!" Baihua was ashamed to speak, and they were a little weaker.

"Alright, you can go back." If he doesn't leave, Tang Peng always feels that he is taking advantage of the other party, although he is doing righteous things.

Tang Peng was soon left alone in the room, and he was a good person, and he could concentrate on scientific research. Put the small disk under the precision mirror, and at a glance, Tang Peng was very surprised, there are too many cells, right? Almost beyond human limits.

"More is better than less, and the success rate is greater!" Tang Peng quickly immersed himself in the baby-making project. The genetic modification disk is not an ordinary instrument, and it can even distinguish the number of chromosomes, and the specially formulated precision tweezers can be invisible to the naked eye.

"One, two, three......" Tang Peng took the tweezers and kept counting them, and the wrong one could lead to deformity, and he couldn't be sloppy.

It is also necessary to give the right pairing, which is a lot of work. Fortunately, before Tang Peng crossed over, he was a representative of a high school biology class, and even used Mendel's laws of inheritance.

There are still words in the mouth, and you must avoid genetic diseases. "Making something out of nothing is hidden, and giving birth to a girl is often hidden; There is no dominant middle birth, and the normal birth of a girl is often obvious. ”

Tang Peng was ashamed of Kui Wood Wolf and Baihua, and he was heartbroken.

After a lot of hard work, the two cells are finally fused!

As long as it is successful, Baihua will be able to conceive a child.

At the critical moment, Tang Peng couldn't help but tremble his hands, he had to be steady, if he made a mistake, his efforts would be wasted! Tang Peng held tweezers in one hand and a precision microscope in the other.

"It's finally going to work!" Tang Peng wiped the fine sweat on his forehead.

This slight action, unexpectedly, accidentally wiped off an eyebrow and fell into the genetic modification disk.

"it!" Tang Peng was anxious, and he knew that eyebrows and hair were similar in structure, both of which were proteins.

But there are cells containing DNA in the root of the hair, and if you don't get it right, Baihua will give birth to Tang Peng's child!

"What's the matter!" Tang Peng used tweezers to pick out his eyebrows, but the root DNA had been integrated into the Mao cells.

"Now I can only pray that the DNA of the Kui Timber Wolf will prevail over my DNA!"

Tang Peng was very helpless, and the genetic war was about to break out. "Princess, it's okay!"

Tang Peng called Baihua in shy. Give her something like a needle.

"What should I do?" Baihua asked shyly, and now she obeys Tang Pengyan.

"Put this thing inside you." "Isn't this a bit big?"

Baihua's face was flushed, her tone was weak, and she was very embarrassed.

Tang Peng suddenly explained: "I didn't let you put the needle tube inside, you see, there is a handle here, put it in and push it gently, you can take it out again!" ”

"Uh......" "Be careful to push it clean, it's better to go deeper!" Tang Peng's words are a bit dirty, but they are true.

"You go back quickly, it's been a long time, and you can't guarantee the freshness of the cells."

Seeing that Baihua was a little hesitant, Tang Peng said again: "Don't you still understand the details of the operation, or don't the poor monks do it for you?"

"No!" Baihua shook her head again and again, and hurried back to her room with a needle.

Tang Peng finally breathed a sigh of relief, this operation was completed!

"Brother Tang, how's it going?" Kui Timber Wolf has been waiting outside for a long time.

“pe

Fect (perfect)! Tang Peng snapped his fingers, "It's very smooth, after October, I believe I can give birth to a child." ”

"Great, you're the child's second parent!" Kui Timber Wolf was overjoyed.

"Come on, serve wine, I'm going to have a drink with Brother Tang tonight!" Kui Wood Wolf's heart is not bad, Tang Peng has helped so much, and he has already put the matter of eating Tang Peng's meat behind him.

"Drink!" Tang Peng poured it in one gulp, and it was clear and comfortable. On the surface, it looks amiable, but in fact, Tang Peng's idea of fighting Kui Timberwolf's hands, more than 100 little demons, can be exchanged for more than 4,000. It's a shame not to die.

Those little demons are simple-minded, do not understand good and evil, and when they encounter humans passing by, they will choose to kill them brutally. Killing the little demon is also regarded as eliminating harm for the people.

Tang Peng did Kui Wood Wolf a great favor, and the captured sand monk was released immediately, as for Bajie Tang Peng asked him to call Wukong! Continue westward!

He sat at the wine table, added wine to the master from time to time, and talked with Kui Mu Wolf about the time when he was in the same court in the heavenly court, and the conversation was very lively.

"My child is born, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl?" Kui Timber Wolf imagined.

Tang Peng smiled awkwardly, hoping that he would not be green. "Madam, come out and thank the great benefactor!" Kui Timber Wolf said hello, Baihua was wearing a skirt, taking broken steps, and walked out.

In the previous life, she was a jade girl in the sky, and in this life, she was a princess, and her temperament was completely different from that of ordinary people.

"Madam, thanks to Brother Tang this time, you have to have a good toast!" "Elder Tang, thank you!"

Baihua is ashamed to drink it all, very bold, and a heroine among women. Tang Peng still remembers that Baihua was ashamed to bring letters, and she has always been concerned about the father of Baoxiang Kingdom.

Taking this opportunity, Tang Peng said to Kui Mu Wolf: "Now that your wife is pregnant, you should go and officially meet the old man of Baoxiang Kingdom!" "Brother Tang's words are reasonable, tomorrow I will bring a gift and go to meet my father-in-law!"

Kui Wood Wolf woke up and explained, "Over the years, I was afraid that my wife would run away, and I never agreed to her return to China to visit. The knot of Baihua's shame was finally untied, and he glanced at Tang Peng gratefully, looking charming.

"When you have a child in the future, your family will be reunited, congratulations!" The sand monk chimed in. "If only the father could see the child, so much the better!" Baihua was delighted and said, "My father is old, and he must be happy to see his grandson." ”

"What's so hard about that?" Kui Mu Wolf took out one Neidan, one for each of the 28 stars. "This Linglong Pill has a growth effect, as long as you use it overnight, you can give birth tomorrow morning!" Kui Timber Wolf was even happier, "Madam, I'll help you back to your room and prepare to deliver tomorrow morning." Tang Peng thought that it would be enough for him to modify his genes, but he didn't expect that Journey to the West would still be born! That night, Tang Peng and Sha Seng fell asleep in Bibo Cave.

Afraid that Tang Peng would not sleep well, Kui Mu Wolf gave up his big bed.

Really.

On the second day, as soon as the sky was bright, Tang Peng heard the voice of Baihua screaming in shame.

"Brother Tang, Brother Tang, wake up!" Kui Timber Wolf ran in and said urgently.

"What's going on?" "Madam is about to give birth, the cave is full of rough men, where is the midwife, Brother Tang, you can cure infertility, you must know some medical skills, hurry up and help the midwife!"

"I'm ......" Kui Wood Wolf dragged Tang Peng to the Baihua Shy room.

No wonder Kui Timber Wolf is in such a hurry, Baihua is ashamed to hold up his big belly, wailing, sweating profusely, and looks very uncomfortable. "Look at anything, get out of the way, whoever dares to delay Brother Tang's delivery will kill him!" Kui Timber Wolf kicked the little demon at the door away.

Only Tang Peng and Baihua were left in the room. "Will I deliver a baby? Isn't that hard for me? "In the previous life, Tang Peng was a medical student, and after graduation, he became a fitness coach, which has nothing to do with midwifery. Tang Peng first looked for a wooden stick and let Baihua bite it to prevent it from hurting too much and hurting his tongue.

"By the way, I have a system mall!" Tang Peng recently discovered that there is a medical subcategory in the system mall, although there are not many things, let's look for it first. Surgical forceps (100 food spots).

"This won't work, if the baby clip is broken, it's not good!"

Surgical scissors (100 food spots). "C-section? I can cut it, but it's hard to sew it on, not to mention that there is no anesthetic! ”

Life Rain and Dew (500 foodie points) "This is good, as soon as I hear the name, I will be angry!" Tang Peng immediately opened the manual, his face was dark, although it had a lubrication function, it needed to be dripped into the private parts.

"Absolutely not!" Tang Peng's head shook like a rattle, and Kui Mu Wolf regarded himself as a friend, a friend's wife, and couldn't ride! Then continue to look through the system to see if there are any oral drugs or lotions.

After unremitting efforts, Tang Peng finally found an oral divine water.

Click Redeem now.

"Ding, the redemption is successful!" Tang Peng gave Baihua a sigh of shame, and after a few seconds of effort, he whispered with Baihua's shame. Below, a baby's cry could be heard.

"Wow woo ......" "Wow wow...... Tang Peng fixed his eyes and was very shocked, it was actually a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses.

"Born, born!" Outside, the Kuimu wolf heard the baby's cry and rushed in and cried with joy.

"It's still two, Baihua shy, we have a child!" Kui Timber Wolf hugged the child and danced with joy, "Look at these little eyes, look at these little eyebrows, they look = really good-looking!" "Brother Tang, without you, there will be no children, and you will be the child's father-in-law in the future!" Kui Timber Wolf said solemnly.

"Father-in-law?" Tang Peng was stunned. "What, you don't like these two kids?" "Of course I do."

"In the future, these two babies will be your righteous sons!" "Okay."

Tang Peng was embarrassed, these two children were indeed the crystallization of Tang Peng's hard work.

Kui Wood Wolf's Linglong Pill is very powerful, and with a gentle blow, Baihua Shy recovers his strength, and he doesn't need to be confined at all.

"You guys go out first." Baihua is ashamed to hold one in one hand and breastfeed the child.

Kui Wood Wolf plans to go to the Treasure Elephant Country, and the children are all there, but I don't believe that my father-in-law doesn't recognize my son-in-law. In the afternoon, Tang Peng went to Baoxiang Country with him.

Kui Wood Wolf turned into a handsome guy, bought a few carts of gifts, and even had pills that had been cultivated for many years, which had the effect of prolonging life.

"Daddy, we're back!" As soon as he entered the palace, Baihua was ashamed to cry. He had not returned home for thirteen years, and the old king thought that his daughter had died outside.

"My daughter!" Father and daughter hugged each other and wept silently. There was a lively scene, and suddenly there was a scolding.

"Youkai, watch the fight!" It turned out that Bajie went to find Sun Wukong and didn't explain it, but only said that the master told you to go back, and hurried back! Seeing Tang Peng and the monster together, I thought I wanted to eat my master! It is even followed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Huh?" Kui Timber Wolf looked at it and was stunned. If it's Wukong and the Eight Precepts, it's nothing, but as soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva comes, things will deteriorate, and these Eight Precepts can't do anything right? Tang Peng was a little annoyed!

Tang Peng frowned, as soon as Guanyin came, he would inevitably condemn the Kui Wood Wolf, at least to the sky. In the original work, [Wukong instructed Bajie and Sha Seng to fall to death the two children of the yellow-robed monster. 】

[Kui Timber Wolf was taken to Heaven and punished Taishang Laojun for burning the boiler. [Baihua was rescued and stayed in the Treasure Elephant Country. It is also possible that she will marry a wife in the future. Tang Peng didn't want the historical tragedy to repeat itself.

Tang Peng didn't want the historical tragedy to repeat itself, otherwise he wouldn't have let Kui Wood Wolf surrender to him!

"Senior brother, Kui Timber Wolf has reformed himself, don't hurt him!" The sand monk helped explain.

Guanyin stood in the air, quietly looking down. "Kui Timber Wolf, as one of the 28 constellations, descended to earth in private, can you be guilty?"

"I'm ......" Kui Wood Wolf looked at the two children, not knowing how Guanyin punished himself.

"Bodhisattva, can you look at the child's face, reduce me to a mortal, and be with Baihua forever?"

"There are even two demon boys, look at the fight!" Goku hates monsters the most and raises his stick to hit him.

Baihua hugged the child shyly, with a face full of despair, blocking the front, screaming: "We are not monsters, the child is innocent, if you want to beat me!" "Wukong, stop!"

Tang Peng immediately stopped, "Everything is arranged by Guanyin, don't get excited!" The two children were so frightened that they cried, no one spoke at the scene, and the crying was particularly harsh.

"The baby doesn't cry, there is a mother!" Baihua held the child shyly and swayed.

"Mortals can be innocent, Kui Wood Wolf, you must go back with me to ask for sin!" "Bodhisattva, you degrade me to a mortal, I want to live with Baihua for the rest of my life!"

Kui Timber Wolf knelt on the ground and pleaded.

"No way, even if I agreed, the gods in heaven wouldn't agree."

Guanyin shook her head, resolute.

"In this case, I will never see a child for the rest of my life!" Kui Timber Wolf shook his head, very sad.

A family of four, hugging each other, hugged each other and cried.

"Kui Wood Wolf, go on the road, punish you for helping Taishang Laojun burn the Dan furnace in the future, and don't go down to earth privately!" Guanyin is a little unbearable, and the child will have no father in the future.

"Bodhisattva, since Kuimu Wolf already has a child, why don't you let them see each other once a year to relieve the pain of lovesickness?"

After all, Tang Peng is the child's father-in-law. In other words, if an ordinary person puts forward an opinion, Guanyin may ignore it, but he is Tang Peng! Guanyin's lovers in his previous life, there are also some unspeakable stories in this life!

"There was no precedent before." Guanyin thought in her heart, "But this matter can reflect Tang Peng's kindness, and if you tell you, you can also add a lot of impression points." ”

On the way to the west, Guanyin has been trying his best to maintain Tang Sanzang.

"Well, just follow Tang Peng's suggestion and allow Kui Wood Wolf and Baihua to meet each other every year, the time is the eighth day of the seventh month of the Heavenly Court calendar, and the location is set in Tianchi! At that time, there will be swallows to build bridges, I wish you all reunion! ”

Guanyin finally announced.

"Thank you!" Kui Wood Wolf is very grateful, especially Tang Peng, if it weren't for his intercession, he might not be able to see the child for the rest of his life.

"If Kui Timber Wolf wants to have a permanent reunion, he must overthrow Heavenly Court, are you willing to help me?" Do you think Tang Peng is really for Kui Wood Wolf? Well, to be honest, a little bit, but he's here to completely collect the Kui Timberwolf! Let him admire him from the bottom of his heart, this is better than controlling life and death!

Kui Wood Wolf, hearing this, his eyes moved solemnly and said, "Brother Tang, in the future, your business will be my Kui Wood Wolf's business."

He said goodbye to Baihua again: "Madam, I'm leaving." ”

"Well, make a good change in heaven and strive for leniency."

Baihua comforted, and suddenly felt a pain in her heart, "Husband, it's a pity that I can't live and grow old with you!" "Madam, don't be afraid, I'll help Taishang Laojun look at the boiler, there are a lot of elixirs in the furnace, just a few of them will be enough for you to live for decades!"

Kui Timber Wolf is very witty.

"Son-in-law, remember to bring me a few too." The old king leaned on his back, eavesdropping. "Okay, no problem."

Kui Timber Wolf agreed.

"Brother Tang, I still have a hundred little demons in Boyue Cave, can you please help me dismiss you?"

"No problem!" Tang Peng agreed, how could such a beauty be missed, "Don't worry, I will definitely return the little demon to nature!" "Tang Peng hehehe, steal fun, let them return to nature in the form of inorganic matter.

"Let's hit the road."

Guanyin waved his hand, and the Kui Wood Wolf flew up and followed him to the Heavenly Court.

"Husband!" Baihua chased and screamed. "Lady, we'll meet again!" Kui Timber Wolf waved his hand.

Tang Peng spoofed! But I didn't know that he was a spoof, and there will be two Valentine's Days in China in the future! It makes the young people of today miserable!

The annual Tianchi meeting, the scene must be very hot, Kui Timber Wolf and Baihua Shame fought for 300 rounds...... To this end,

Li Qingzhao, a beautiful poet in the Song Dynasty, once wrote a poem "Like a Dream Order" to express the madness of the two.

I often remember the twilight of Yanting, intoxicated and don't know the way back, go home late and dirty into the depths of the stamen. Shake, shake, fly out of a puddle of white mist.

"Master, what the hell is going on? Sun Wukong was very puzzled, it's not that the monster wants to eat the master. (He thought it himself)

In the end, why did the yellow-robed monster still say goodbye to the master?

"Here's the thing......" said the sand monk.

Tang Peng happened to take advantage of this gap and went to the Kuimu Wolf Cave Mansion.

Unexpectedly, what happened in the Treasure Elephant Country, there was already a little demon who came back, and their king was captured by the sky.

"Haha, we will be kings ourselves in the future!" A group of little demons were celebrating, and Tang Peng suddenly appeared. "Oh, everyone, look, Tang Peng is here!" There are little demons shouting.

They have no king, and they have been unscrupulous ever since. "We're about to catch Tang Sanzang, eat meat tonight, I heard that we can live forever?"

"Great!" "You can live forever!"

A group of little demons shouted and jumped with joy, screaming excitedly.

"Who gave them the courage?!" Tang Peng almost laughed angrily.

Sweeping through the thousands of armies, a powerful force slaughtered them.

After Kui Wood Wolf was taken away by Guanyin, Tang Peng came to the demon cave and killed the remaining little demons.

When those little demons saw Tang Peng coming, they still wanted to eat Tang monk's meat. Sweep through the army! Rumble......

A wave of qi was issued, and many demons were torn apart, hitting the wall and shattering their skulls, frightening the farts and urine!

"Ding, congratulations to the master, get +40 food points!"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, get +40 food points!"

……

"Ding, congratulations to the master, get 100 food points!" "Ding, congratulations to the master, get 100 food points!"