If you choose the most tragic manager in European football this season, the current manager of Manchester United, David Brown. David Moyes can definitely be nominated.

The former Everton manager, who was handpicked by Sir Alex Ferguson as his successor after retirement, is now in dire straits, and it can be said that everything around him is so unfriendly.

In the run-up to the match between Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund, jokes about Moyes being paroded flooded the internet and there was a lot of joy everywhere.

A fan of Manchester United's old rivals Liverpool posted a parody of Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini and Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers, each with a gun in his hand to protect Moyes in the middle. Manchester United have a poor record this season, and Moyes is to blame, and many fans of other teams hope that United will not sack Moyes, so that other teams will have one less competitor. In the face of last season's Champions League runner-up Borussia Dortmund, Manchester United is in a bad situation, and Moyes is likely to be sacked because Manchester United is eliminated.

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Some British netizens even photoshopped the draw results of the Champions League into the broadcast scene of BBC News, and the subtitles and pictures clearly wrote "Dortmund drew Manchester United, and the tickets for the semi-finals were locked in advance", which is quite ironic.

In addition, netizens also spoofed Manchester United and Dortmund's views on the draw results, netizens listed two pictures, one is Manchester United manager David Moyes stunned, and the other is Klopp and Dortmund will drink beer and relax.

In the past, if anyone dared to be so sarcastic and sarcastic about Manchester United, they would have been desperate with their opponents for a long time, and now they have blackened themselves, which shows the dissatisfaction and disappointment of Manchester United fans with the current situation of the team.

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At the pre-match press conference between Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund, there was a question from the English media that was quite provocative: "Mr. Moyes, how many do you think Manchester United will lose today?" ”

This question can be said to be quite rude.

However, given United's dismal record of internal and external troubles this season, with all of their defeats against old Premier League rivals so far, the question is not all provocation, while rude.

Moyes felt a little aggrieved, and he responded to the question with a stiff expression, saying that Manchester United would not be much better today, even if the old man was at the helm.

"This is the necessary pain to go through change and change of dynasty, and no one has a special medicine."

Before the media had time to ridicule Moyes's remarks, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho mocked: When Ferguson was around, Manchester United was never treated as a big bag.

As the coach of Manchester United's rival team, Mourinho's words have attracted praise from many Manchester United fans.

They think that Mourinho is right, Manchester United under the old lord, even when it encounters troughs and crises, in the European arena, no one dares to treat Manchester United as a big gift.

Imagine that the old man has just retired for more than half a year, and Manchester United has fallen into the current situation, which makes many Manchester United fans sigh and lament.

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Manchester, the lobby of the hotel where the whole team stays in Dortmund.

Borussia Dortmund's players are waiting in the lobby for manager Jurgen Klopp and the coaching staff as they depart for Old Trafford for the game against Manchester United.

At this time, Aubameyang sneaked over with a newspaper and beckoned Jiang Chenxi and Royce and others to come and see, "Hey, guys, good thing." ”

"Pierre, you're so obscene." Jiang Chenxi said angrily.

"What's good?" Mkhitaryan also hurried over.

"Dangdang!" Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang reveals an image from the newspaper in his hand:

It's outside Old Trafford stadium, a hot sexy girl sitting on a big iron ball, and the image of the sexy girl's head is covered by Aubameyang with his hand, "Guess who this is?" ”

This is a copy of The Sun, a newspaper famous for its three-page photographs of girls.

"I don't know." Jiang Chenxi shook his head directly, he never paid attention to these things, these female stars walked in front of him, she didn't know them, let alone guess people by looking at pictures.

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"It's kind of like ...... I can't remember it all at once, I think about it. Royce said.

"I know, I know." Mkhitaryan said.

"You say." Aubameyang nodded, squeezing his eyes.

"It's Miley. Cyrus! Mkhitaryan said, "This pose has an impression, it's super energetic." ”

"Correct." Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan high-fived each other, while also revealing the photo of the sexy girl's head.

"Poof!" Jiang Chenxi was drinking mineral water and almost squirted out.

Royce was also stunned.

The head of this sexy girl in the newspaper was photoshopped as Moyes's, and there was a line on it: Moyes and Miley. Cyrus has one thing in common.

Mkhitaryan was also stunned, he looked at the sexy girl who was photoshopped into Moyes's avatar, and thought that he had a trace of excitement just now, and suddenly wanted to vomit, it was so disgusting.

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On the bus to Old Trafford, several people were still discussing the newspaper picture and what that sentence meant.

Klopp, who was sitting in the front row with his assistants, glanced at the players who were discussing a topic in a low voice, and laughed, but didn't say anything.

On the contrary, assistant coach Bwach frowned slightly, "Could it be a little too relaxed?" ”

"Don't worry, you won't underestimate the enemy." Klopp shook his head lightly and said, although the outside world is generally optimistic about Dortmund in this game, and some German media even clearly say that Manchester United is a big gift package, but Klopp does not dare to be careless, Manchester United is a veteran European giant after all, with a strong background, what if the other party's game explodes? I have to guard against it. Therefore, he has also stressed before that the players must not be careless in the game, and this game may be tough.

As long as the players listen and show enough vigilance and attention during the game, there is no need to be nervous before the game.

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Arriving at Old Trafford, the players disembarked in groups and headed for the visitors' dressing room.

The away team's dressing room is deeper, passing through the active changing room and then through a washroom.

Jiang Chenxi and Mkhitaryan, as well as Reus and Aubameyang, walked at the back.

Aubameyang still had the newspaper in his hand and exchanged words with Mkhitaryan.

"I found it." Royce said, staring at his phone.

Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan squeezed over to watch, and Jiang Chenxi also watched with interest.

Miley. Cyrus is a post-90s actress and singer-songwriter in the United States and the United States, Cyrus likes to take selfies, and his selfies are not only funny and very large-scale, and he has recently been criticized by some media because of some outrageous behaviors. Obviously, this photo of "The Sun" PS is borrowed from the controversial picture of Cyrus: Cyrus pouts and lies on the ground, behind her, a guest with her abdomen tightly pressed against her tun, the posture is very discordant and indescribable.

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"What do you mean?" Jiang Chenxi asked.

"I don't understand that." Aubameyang said openly, "Welcome to it, that is, in this game, you have to score goals and try to make Moyes more cool." ”

Even watts, it's disgusting.

"Shut up." Jiang Chenxi glared at Aubameyang, this is Old Trafford, if the Manchester United people heard it, they would be killed.

"Don't tell me, this picture is quite interesting." Mkhitaryan's eyes lit up as he stared at Royce's phone screen, who also nodded in approval.

A few people walked by talking and laughing.

Jiang Chenxi subconsciously glanced back, didn't find anything wrong, and breathed a sigh of relief, just now he seemed to feel that there was someone in the bathroom, it seemed that he was too careful.

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