Chapter 31: Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump
Cheng Zhou had just found a secluded place to squat, and was thinking about how to lay eggs, which must be different from pulling poop.
At least it should feel different.
But how could he have a feeling of pooping?
Could it be that I sensed it wrongly, I didn't actually want to pull poop!
However, just when Chengzhou was still feeling slowly, suddenly a white velvet thing rushed in.
Cheng Zhou was startled, and subconsciously jumped up.
As a result, he was like this, and the Samoyed was even more interested, and he rushed out with a breath.
Then something stranger happened.
A big white dog, chasing the hen all the time.
The hen jumped up and down, hiding in Tibet, and the speed was very fast.
But no matter how fast he is, he can't be as fast as a dog after all!
"Stop, whose dog is this, stop it!" Hu Yixiao was also taken aback when she found out.
"Da Mo, come back quickly!" The flying sound of the building was also hurriedly shouted.
However, the Samoyah is happy, where is the command still obeyed, this time it will be a bitter boat.
Fluttering!
I'll go!
Damn it!
Let him go!
Because of the chase, several large dogs without leashes immediately rushed towards the boat to round up.
The boat, which was already dwarfed, was now a headless fly, with nowhere to hide.
What is called chicken, flying and dog jumping, this is it!
A pack of dogs chased behind, and a hen scurrying around in front.
Then there is a group of people with dog leashes shouting and barking in the back, each shouting the name of their own dog!
"Fly, you can fly!"
Hu Yixiao shouted anxiously in the back.
That's right!
Cheng Zhou also suddenly remembered, and then his wings fluttered, and the whole person, oh no, the whole chicken flew up towards a green tree not far away.
Woohoo!
A large group of dogs ran under the tree and barked at the chicken.
Then some dogs flirt and run over to bite other people's dogs, and then a large group of dogs start fighting!
My mother, what is this!
Chengzhou just wanted to lay an egg, why did it cause a cat and dog war!
I don't know how it ended in the end, but in the end the fire trucks came.
I heard that there are also a few dogs that bite a lot of people.
On the contrary, it was the initiators of this incident, Hu Yixiao and Lou Feiming, who each hugged their pets and left quickly.
Until she ran home, Hu Yixiao was still gasping for breath!
Chengzhou is even more frightened, this is also too terrifying, no less than a war, a chicken and dog war!
"Whew!" Hu Yixiao let out a sigh of relief and put down the egg in her hand, it was really not easy for her to give up her egg at this time.
Chengzhou lay directly on the ground.
"You chicken feathers, I was almost torn alive by that Samoyed!" Cheng Zhou tilted his head and looked at Hu Yixiao.
"I didn't expect it, you are a big demon who is about to transform into a big demon, and you were almost torn by a dog!"
"What does this have to do with me, aren't you all already transformed, and you haven't protected me!" Cheng Zhou rolled his eyes, "Such a big demon, he still wants to fish for Kaizi!" ”
"It's not me who fishes people, it's people who come to fish me!" Hu Yixiao also responded.
Suddenly, Chengzhou thought of something and sat up suddenly.
"You are a demon, it's not that you can't intermarry with humans, it's not that demons are good people, and they will absorb people's yang energy or something!"
"You've read too many novels! Demon cultivation transformation, although it is different from human beings, but already has a human body, those so-called absorbing human yang energy, is just not ill-intentioned, yang energy can increase the body origin of demon cultivation, conducive to cultivation, but it is not necessary! ”
"But I remember, in the White Lady, Xiaoqing and Zhang Yutang are like this!"
"That's the taste of Xiaoqing's cultivation, although it is transformed, but its own snake venom is not clear, and after having a relationship, the snake venom invades the male body!" Hu Yixiao rolled his eyes again, but he seemed to know everything about it.
"Demon cultivation transforms, snake venom is not cleared? It means that after some demons transform into shapes, they will still carry the toxins of the original body? ”
"It's just an example, it's like, if you're a chicken, you may not be able to lay eggs after transforming!"
“……”
Chengzhou suddenly felt a thunderbolt on the sunny sky.
It means that if you transform yourself, you may still lay eggs, how can this be.
As a chicken, lay eggs and make some money, if as a person, a big man, you have to lay an egg every day, this ......
Embarrassing not?
Isn't this the same as the rooster laying eggs?
Isn't that a joke!
Ahem!
Okay, now Chengzhou's mind hopes that after he transforms, he can just don't take the instinct of the original body.
"Oh, yes!"
Hu Yixiao turned around and looked at Chengzhou.
"Where are the eggs you lay?"
"Where's the egg?" Cheng Zhou glanced at Hu Yixiao angrily, "The next poop, I don't feel it for a long time!" ”
"Hey, no, you don't have eggs, what are you holding back?"
"It's good to have eggs, but I don't feel it, who told you not to be optimistic about that damn Samoyed, I don't feel it now, you let me get down, I can't get out!"
"Yes!" Hu Yixiao nodded, "If you don't feel it, you can't really get it out, forget it, I'll cook the soup, wait until you feel it!" ”
Hu Yixiao got up and went to the kitchen.
Chengzhou also got up and looked around the entire villa.
After such an incident, Cheng Zhou and Hu Yixiao felt a lot closer.
The only way to get two strangers closer is when two people can experience something together.
Up close, Cheng Zhou was once again stunned by the beauty of this little vixen.
The body is bumpy and the skin is one in a million.
The appearance is even thicker eyebrows and big eyes, and the smile and cheeks are all kinds of amorous.
Foxes are naturally charming, and even after being transformed, this feeling is still there.
Every movement is intriguing.
No wonder, this woman can enter the showbiz and become a popular Hua Dan.
"Hey, Sister Hu......"
At night, Chengzhou lay in Hu Yixiao's arms, the chicken head rested on Hu Yixiao's soft chest, and Chengzhou shouted beautifully.
"What? You rogue chicken! ”
Hu Yixiao replied curiously, there are so many houses, this perverted chicken doesn't go to live, he has to sleep in the same bed with himself.
"Let me ask you something, how many years have you been transfiguration?"
"Fifty-two years!"
"Have you ever talked about a boyfriend?"
"No, I didn't tell you, the demon cultivator has been transformed, but it has been reborn, and the toxicity of the demon cultivator body has not been removed, and even if it is intermarried with a human, there is no real human body!"
"Then how can I be considered a human body, I deserve to be Bai Suzhen's kind of person who can have children!"
"Elixir!"
Hu Yixiao said two words briefly!
"Pills? Is there really an elixir in this world? ”
"Nonsense, there are monsters, and naturally there are pills!"