Chapter 129
"Poof~~"
In the battle room of the wolf team. Suddenly, a small noise appeared.
At the same time, an unpleasant smell of gas wafted into the air.
There's no doubt that someone in the Wolves team farted.
As for who?
If the camera shifts and keeps searching, you can see that Li Chengdong, who is sitting in the second position, has a slight change in color.
"!"
Suddenly, Li Chengdong roared angrily. I saw him throw the mouse, and his face looked extremely angry!
Just now, the wild area encountered Zhao Xin, his blind man could have killed Zhao Xin, who knew that at that tense moment, his stomach hurt, and the blind monk who was in control kicked crookedly, so that the opponent's Zhao Xin was killed!
Killed by Zhao Xinshan!
Shame!
What's more, it's Chen Yu who just took over the grudge and kicked him in the stomach!
"!" Li Chengdong complained, looking at the black and white screen and waiting for the resurrection of the blind monk.
And the other team members are more or less still looking for "sinners!" because of the stench! ”。
"Look at what! Play well! If you don't the people on the other side today, go back and clean up one by one! Perhaps because of the embarrassment of his fart, Li Chengdong looked even more angry, and roared with a terrifying face.
"Poof~~" Li Chengdong didn't finish speaking for three seconds, and a fart jumped out again.
The smell once again permeated the room.
In fact, there is not much space in the battle room, and the air in the small space is relatively turbid, and when Li Chengdong stirs it up like this, many team members dare not speak out, and if anyone is free, they immediately pull out their hands to cover their noses.
The other players didn't dare to squeak, Li Chengdong's face became even more ugly, and the players quickly lowered their heads and continued their game.
So far, twelve minutes, both sides are scratching!
No one has ever thought about any wild area battle, the battle for the little dragon, everyone is killing people!
The Demon Sentai has broken the first tower on the lower lane, and the Wolves have also broken the first tower on the upper road.
The crocodiles on the road have been killed, and the two people on the lower road of the demon team are not feeling well.
It can be said that except for the demon team that has the advantage of being in head, the economic gap between the two sides is not large!
In such an insoluble situation, Li Chengdong found that his stomach was uncomfortable.
Li Chengdong did not suspect that he had drunk laxatives, but just thought that he had eaten something bad and had an upset stomach.
The buttocks were adducted, and he desperately clamped his buttocks to endure the pain in his stomach.
In fact, Li Chengdong didn't have much time to think about these problems, and he was killed by Chen Yu's raid just now because of the third red buff. The red buff is still lost, and the chain reaction on the road crocodile is caught and killed again!
Seeing Chen Yu disappear from view, and many members of the demon team disappeared, it is estimated that he went home to replenish after just a wave.
Li Chengdong thought that Chen Yu had finally gone home, and he controlled the resurrected blind monk to run towards his own blue buff. The blue buff is very important, don't give it to Chen Yu to snatch it again.
Gather the fox men in the middle lane and run towards the blue buff.
The blind monk from the back of his blue buff, a Hong Kong stinky foot to the blue buff!
"It's still there!"
Li Chengdong's eyes were a little satisfied. Kicking it over is a punch at the blue buff!
"Zhao Xin!"
After Li Chengdong attacked the blue buff, the fox Q skill attacked through the wall at the same time, and the blind monk adjusted his position slightly, wanting to enter the grass above the blue buff! I didn't expect a Zhao Xin to jump out!
Then, out of the grass jumped a Thane!
The blind monk had no ability to resist and was controlled to death by Sain Zhao Xinlian, and died directly! The blue buff was also decisively taken down by Chen Yu!
"Boss!" The player of the fox exclaimed, not understanding why the blind man who had time to resist the slightest thing just now did nothing. For a moment, the blind man could come back to his own body and escape for his life.
How did he know where Li Chengdong still had time to think about these issues at this time.
Just now, Chen Yu suddenly jumped out and was frightened, Li Chengdong was out of control!
Yes! The stubbornly guarded "entrance" was so frightened that it was out of control!
As soon as the door of life is broken, it is like the Yellow River bursting its embankment, and it is out of control!
I saw that it was too late when Li Chengdong felt bad!
Quickly stood up and covered his buttocks, and his expression became very weird.
His face turned red. It was quiet for three seconds under the gaze of all the team members!
"No more! No more! ”
I saw Li Chengdong staggering, covering his buttocks, rushing open the door of the competition room, and leaving quickly.
"Pause, pause!"
Binzi hurriedly called a timeout! At the same time, a foul odor was noticed in the air. All the team members rushed out!
The game was inexplicably suspended, and at this time, the demon team noticed the situation here, and burst into laughter one after another!
"I say, this is the evil of the wicked!"
"What wicked man has evil consequences! It's called self-inflicted evil! ”
"Who's the one who just went out?"
"It seems to be Li Chengdong, right?"
"Haha, by the way, was he scared out of the grass by the hooligans?"
"Looks like that, haha!"
The demon squad is having fun.
Some people are happy, and some people are worried!
When Bin Zi hurriedly went out and followed behind Li Chengdong, who was in a hurry, he smelled one stench after another!
Bin Zi looked in a hurry, and finally heard Li Chengdong's "earth-shattering" in the men's toilet at the back of the venue! ”
"Boss? Top dog? ”
"If there's a fart, let it go!" Li Chengdong's voice is not to mention how uncomfortable it is!
"You??? Are you okay! ”
"I ??? I??? I'm fine! Ah~~"
"Are you alright?"
"Lao Tzu is really ??? Hum! "A muffled snort," Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is fine! Damn it! Did you give that to Lao Tzu to drink? ”
"Nope! Boss, I'm ??? I really didn't give you a drink! I gave it to them??? ”
"you??? Hum! Halfway through his speech, Li Chengdong snorted again. I'll tell you when I come out! ”
"Amount ???" Pinching his nose and worrying, Binzi hurriedly exited the room.
"Wait!" Li Chengdong's voice came anxiously.
"What?"
"You??? You??? You go find a way for Lao Tzu??? Find a pair of pants! Hurriedly! Hurriedly! ”
?????????????????
After a long wait of twenty minutes, just when everyone couldn't bear it anymore, Li Chengdong appeared half-supported by Binzi.
The five members of the demon team stood on the front desk, and there was another burst of laughter.
Especially when they saw that Li Chengdong's team uniform pants turned into another pair of pants that I don't know where they came from, the demon team laughed even more arrogantly!
When Li Chengdong saw the demon team ten meters away, he was angry in his heart, but his legs were weak, and he didn't have so much heart to fight.
The complete heart is more than enough, but the strength is insufficient!
You still don't have weak legs after 20 minutes?
"Can you still play?"
The staff of the organizing committee stepped forward to ask, with a look of disdain on their faces.
He was a real victim of the stench just now, and naturally, he also saw the whole process of Li Chengdong's real.
"Also??? It's OK??? Li Chengdong can't wait to find a place to get in, but he can't play now, according to the rules of the league, unless it is force majeure such as machine failure, human reasons are to decide the winner.
In other words, if Li Chengdong gave up the game, then the demon team would easily win.
Li Chengdong wanted revenge, so he naturally didn't want to give up the game like that.
Even though his body was already very weak and uncomfortable, he still didn't want to let go of the demon team. Especially after seeing the demon team taunt themselves just now.
Li Chengdong was helped into the battle room, and the stench in the room for twenty minutes still lingered???
After some adjustments, the two sides entered the official part of the game again.
The suspension ends. The game continues.
After a while, the demon team has completely occupied the peak in momentum.
Although the people of the wolf team were puzzled, they also knew the fact that those so-called small actions just now, the cup of coffee with laxatives, were really drunk by their captain Li Chengdong.
Although they don't know why?
Even Binzi doesn't know why! He clearly remembered that he had drugged the right bag, and he also took the right bag when he gave it to the other party!
Of course, there is a secret that only Binzi himself knows - when he was drugged, he put a little bit more??? Just a little bit??? He swears!
Bin Zi didn't say a word, the wolf team fell silent, and the game continued.
Back to the scene just now.
Sain Zhao Xin killed the blind monk in the blue buff for 12 minutes.
Sain and Zhao Xin took their blue buff again before going home.
Then, Chen Yu and Sain parted ways.
Sein returned to the middle lane to the lane, and Chen Yu actually took four hundred in thirteen minutes and invaded the opponent's wild area.
"Since it's already collapsed once, don't you mind being ruthless, right?"
Chen Yu took the prophetic potion, speared straight in, and directly entered the wild area of the wolf team.
At this time, it is necessary to control the field of vision, infinitely against the opponent's blind monk.
Chen Yu didn't know the dosage of laxatives for his hands, and only said that his grandson had less drugs, and Li Chengdong had excellent control, so he actually carried a catastrophe.
Wander around the opposing jungle, because the battle just now is so crazy that neither side actually has much vision.
Chen Yu withdrew after the other party left a bunch of eyes.
Because of the incident just now, the two sides have shown signs of calming down. Chen Yu observed from his field of vision that the opponent's blind monk appeared in the place of the three wolves.
"Going down?" Chen Yu thought a little in his heart, and countermeasures came to mind.
"You go down, it's nothing more than to brush F4 or stone people, there is no chance to gank on the lower road now, I have eyes for your F4 place, and so on I will know where you go!"
With a single thought, Chen Yu analyzed the battle situation. And he came to fight the blue side, the middle of the river on the right, the grass ambushed and waited for the blind monk.
Now he has a double buff on his body, not to mention that the equipment is much better than the blind monk, and it is not impossible to target the blind monk again!
I saw the blind monk cross the F4 and leave.
"Looks like the stone man went!"
The pair on the lower road is now facing the line normally, the vision of both sides is relatively sufficient, and the push line is relatively forward, the blind monk definitely does not have much chance of GANK, and the biggest possibility of the blind monk is to go to the stone man to make up for the economy.
Chen Yu quietly touched the river. Because he had the prophetic potion on his body, Chen Yu was very sure that he had not been discovered along the way.
The blind monk walked on the front of the red buff, and Chen Yu passed behind the red buff.
Estimating the time, the blind monk should have arrived.
"Die!"
Chen Yu smiled, and he could easily see the blind monk from the side!
A very decisive one rushes up, and a set of skills fights down.
The blind monk did not die, did not move, did not run away and did not resist!
Because??????? "Bang!" The door to the next battle room burst open!
Then, Li Chengdong rushed out again!
Again??? Collapsed again? ”
"Collapsed again?"
Even Gao Tianle, who has always been silent and cold, can't help it anymore!
Li Chengdong: What's the situation?
The one-meter-eight strong man rushed out of the small door with a clatter, then covered his buttocks and disappeared from everyone's field of vision at a speed beyond light.
"Boss! Top dog! ”
Binzi followed and rushed out of the battle room again!
"Hey! Feed! The staff couldn't stand it anymore, so they hurriedly grabbed Binzi, "I said that you still can't play the game, and your personal hygiene can't be handled well?" ”
"I ???" Binzi looked anxious.
You must know that the medicine was given by him, who knows how it got into the hands of the boss inexplicably, who knows that his boss drank that cup. He didn't dare to imagine what the consequences would be after Li Chengdong recovered.
His priority now is to find a pair of pants first.
"What are you! It's not a competition! Are you kidding us? ”
The game is suspended, and the monkey is also in the foreground, falling into the well, his favorite!
"You guys!" Bin Zi was already incoherent at this time. Originally, he was preparing for the Yin Demon Clan, who knew that he had put his own people into the Yin, and seeing the appearance of the Demon Clan now smiling and sneering, Bin Zi really wanted to leave immediately.
"We threw in the towel! Don't compare it! ”
Binzi tried to break through the staff's defenses and offered to admit defeat.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure so! Don't you see that our captains are not comparable? I said get out of the way. Lao Tzu still has urgent matters! Get out of the way! ”
"Are you really throwing in the towel?"
"We're throwing in the towel! Just a game! Get out of the way! ”
Bin Zi pushed and shouted, trying to break through the defense line and leave.
"I said, don't worry, your boss won't die, it's just diarrhea, haha! Your boss won't know you did it, will you? ”
Kang Ke also fell into the well, and Binzi was ridiculed by everyone.
But at this time, Bin Zi didn't care about it, it is estimated that if he doesn't go to the boss at this time, he will really die.
"Just wait, I'll be back!"
Bin Zi finally dropped a classic quote of the gray wolf and forcibly broke through!
The other members of the wolf team also gathered, and they all left listlessly.
Although there are not many people on the scene, today's events will definitely spread, and "the captain of the team at the game site has more than one leak", what a shameful thing!
The news is passed on and on, and when the time comes, it may be what it will be like in the circle.
The wolf team is completely planted today!
What's even more amazing is that the wolf team still has no idea why they planted it?
Why did their boss drink coffee with laxatives?
Why does the Demon Sentai look so confident?
Why were the demon clans able to evade the calculations?
Everything is puzzling, and of course, they will never know why - no one in the demon squad will tell them why!
And Binzi's last cruel words also drew a successful end to today's game.
What if it doesn't end?
Less than halfway through the game, the Wolves team actually left the game. It's impossible to leave the demon team to play alone.
In the end, according to Binzi's final admission of defeat, the staff decisively hoped to give the demon team a victory.
Originally, it was normal for the game to be delayed in the middle of the game.
It is understandable that there is an urgency to go to the toilet.
The point is that Li Chengdong's situation is too unsightly.
Has anyone ever seen such a shocking cry of ghosts and gods with diarrhea?
Naturally, the Demon Team succeeded in winning the once-in-a-millennium automatic defeat match in the First Division.
Less than fifteen minutes have passed! Victory seemed too simple. Although the demon team also used a little action, strictly speaking, it was also a passive defense.
Naturally, someone from the heartless demon clan would not feel so sorry for his behavior!
"I said that this bin is still a grandson, but he is a loyal dog!" The monkey quipped as he packed up his things and prepared to retreat.
"He doesn't express his loyalty now, if he waits for Li Chengdong to react, he won't be beaten to death!"
"yes, he's probably wondering how to explain the coffee now. Ha ha! ”
"It's still a hooligan cow, you kid actually played such a big game of chess without us!"
"No, I have to go and post it, you see that the audience is taking pictures one by one just now, it is estimated that the wolf team is already on fire now! Haha, I have to open a vest to break the news. ”
"Lao Tzu also went to break the news???"
Five minutes later,
"Hey, look at this!"
"What?"
"Paste it, hot post, "There was a scene of collapse at the league scene! 》”
"There is such a thing, show me, show me!"
Ten minutes later,
"Brother, have you heard that someone was beaten up today?"
"Oh, you said the First Division, I seem to have heard a little, what is it, you tell me!"
"That's it, it was the game like that??? And then??? ”
Half an hour later,
"Hey, let me tell you, have you heard that someone was scared by the demon team today and had an endocrine disorder?"
"What's going on?"
"That's ???"
An hour later,
"Brother, let me tell you, someone was scared out of the league scene!"
Two hours later,
"Brother, let me tell you, the captain of the wolf team, Li Chengdong, was scared out of someone!"
?????????
The various versions are getting more and more intense, and the wolf team is on fire!
Yes, not only the wolf team is on fire, but even Li Chengdong himself is on fire!
In the information age, the current entertainment of the whole people, the emergence of Li Chengdong has once again become the talk of countless friends of LOL Tieba after dinner.
And a large number of "witnesses", "insiders" and "insiders" have emerged on the Internet, completely bringing the entertainment trend farther and farther.
After it was transmitted, the version was so bizarre that it was even possible to write an imaginative fantasy.
Of course, Chen Yu, as one of the parties to the incident, could only laugh.
Looking at all kinds of comments on the Internet, all kinds of gods complaining, plus all kinds of god replies, Chen Yu, who had a rest for an afternoon, was in a relaxed mood in an instant.
Holding a mobile phone, lying on the sofa, a person happily scrolls the screen, enjoying the "praise" of the people for his "work".
"All men are like that, so what difference do I have? It's all cherished at the beginning, and it will leave in the end! ”
"Men are like that, so what's so special about me? Even if you get your heart, you will still leave! ”
The phone rang, and it turned out to be Su Xiaoliang calling.
"Hey! Little girl! ”
"What are you doing? Did you have any training this afternoon? ”
"I didn't train, I just played a game today, and Master gave us a day and a half off."
"Uh??? That's just right. ”
"What's right?"
"Since you're not training, you're free. Do you remember what I told you last time? ”
"What's the matter?"
"Humph! You don't even remember, when I was successfully admitted last time, I said I was going to surprise you, but you actually forgot, this is still me to surprise you You have forgotten, if you want to surprise me, haven't you forgotten it a long time ago? ”
"Uh??? Wife, I was wrong! Really, I was wrong! Hurry up and talk about it, what surprise? ”
"Humph! Now you have two options, either go to Pudong Airport or come and pick me up! ”
"What? Aerodrome? Pick you up? Where are you? ”
"I'm at Pudong Airport!"
“??????”
Chen Yu didn't expect that Su Xiaoliang would come to Shanghai, and it was so abrupt! Although it was unbelievable, after confirming it again and again, it was determined that this was not Su Xiaoliang's farce.
What was left for Chen Yu was naturally - a complete accident!
Yes, definitely an accident!
You know, Su Xiaoliang has been so long and has never mentioned it.
Moreover, when Chen Yu and Su Xiaoliang called before, she never mentioned it!
The sudden phone call made Chen Yu completely panicked.
He really never thought that Su Xiaoliang would come to Shanghai.
However, since Su Xiaoliang was waiting for him, he couldn't hesitate, and hurriedly took his coat and went out.
Pudong Airport is not close to Chen Yu's side, less than two hours' drive.
Chen Yu, who went out in a hurry, was anxious at first, wanting to hurry up, and then see Su Xiaoliang sooner.
It's just that Chen Yu is in a hurry, the spatial distance still exists, and the speed of the car is only so fast.
Chen Yu, who looked helplessly at the fast-passing scenery outside the window, slowly became calmer.
I couldn't help but think of Su Xiaoliang's figure again.
It's been more than a month.
People say that people who are in love are like glue, but Chen Yu has been away from Su Xiaoliang for more than a month, and he didn't even take the time to go back during the National Day holiday a few days ago.
Chen Yu sometimes thinks, is his boyfriend qualified?
In terms of life, when they were in Rongcheng before, the two were together every day, but Su Xiaoliang took care of him more. Laundry, cooking, taking care of the top and bottom, is completely a virtuous housewife. And Chen Yu is more often enjoying Su Xiaoliang's dedication.
Chen Yu asked himself if there was not much that could help Su Xiaoliang in life.
In normal times, Chen Yu rarely even had time to call Su Xiaoliang.
I need to train until ** o'clock in the evening, and when I return to the dormitory, I sometimes have to fight with Qi Yanran or something, and the day passes quickly.
Especially in the past week, Chen Yu has a tendency to ignore Su Xiaoliang because he has to prepare for the First Division. The more Chen Yu thought about it, the more guilty he felt.
Fortunately, the scenery outside the window is constantly flowing, and the distance between the two is shrinking, and it will not be long before the two will meet.