What woke up Lu Xi was a very familiar alarm clock, the soprano solo version of "Su (Meow) Wei (Woo) Ai March", the majestic but middle two to shameful lyrics were sung by the unknown Mao Mei with a sense of epic and desolation, so Lu Xi woke up with a constipated expression.

"Well, that's not recognized...... Tsk, isn't this the ceiling I recognize? Lu Xi looked at the chandelier seriously, then looked at the wall, and struggled for a full minute before he determined that the particularly tasteless and even terrifying wood carving hanging on the wall was the prize he won last time he participated in a certain garden activity. Since it didn't cost money, some guy who wanted money was comfortable hanging it on the wall.

"So, isn't this my tasteless room?" Lu Xi checked the surroundings again. A very normal and unobtrusive simple European-style room, with all kinds of tasteless and tasteful paintings and ornaments pasted on the walls, the wall door of the wardrobe and closet is in the corner, and there are some strange dolls on the transparent bookshelf next to it.

Of course, there are several realistic-looking models of Star Destroyers, Titanium Fighters, and the Death Star on the shelves and large writing desks. This is the only tasteful place in the room...... Don't ask Lu Xi how he knows that those machines that have never seen shapes are Star Destroyers, Titanium Fighters, and Death Stars, anyway, that's what Lu Xi thinks.

…… But wait! Isn't this my room? I don't remember putting so many tasteful space opera things in my room! The fantasy dragon that we obviously prefer, and the elf girl who can ride in another sense! Also, what about my concubine No. 4? Yes, you are not mistaken, it is to accompany me, to satisfy all my spiritual needs, to give me pleasure, to free my empty alien Aurora, my concubine No. 4. By the way, the first 3 have all retired, so they were dismantled by Lu Xi and sent to various second-hand markets, so we don't have to worry too much about where they went.

"Also, my books are gone, but none of them matter...... The most important thing is that Xiaowai has stored more than 300 g of my food! A lot of them are on the market, and they are about to be found on the Internet! Can this be endured? How can this be endured! ”

"Little master, do you have any needs?"

A female voice suddenly sounded in the room, and immediately frightened Lu Xi, who was still wrapped in a quilt, and rolled off the bed. However, although the room has a solid wood floor, there is a layer of fluffy blanket that looks really tasteful on the side of the bed, which is soft and thick, and it really doesn't hurt to fall on it.

"I must remind you that although the room has a thermostat system turned on, and the air used is simulated from the air on the beach of Sanroe Island in the equatorial area of Calvin Planet, lying on the ground for a long time will still have a negative impact on your body."

“…… So, who are you, you, learn this classical robot cavity, and use Siri's voice. ”

"My name is Xiaowai, and I'm your personal affairs assistant."

"So now it's white, right?"

"But, little master, I must warn you that if you don't get up again, there is an eighty percent chance that an immeasurable mental blow will occur. If you need a more definite probability, spend money to upgrade my features. There are several of the following merchants that are discounting, do I need to send them to your personal information terminal? The old man thinks ......"

Why is this special meow so familiar? Lu Xi wanted to complain, and at the same time, he also wanted to ask what the hell was the "personal information terminal" that sounded particularly tall. However, before he could say anything, the door was suddenly pushed open with a bang.

A familiar figure rushed into the room. However, because the light in the room was very dim, the other party was very tall, and Lu Xi was also lying on the carpet, Lu Xi couldn't see the other party's face at all for a while.

"Really, how can you be lying on the ground, this child?" She said, and then stretched out her hand and directly lifted Lu Xi's quilt.

…… Ah, I'm being taken advantage of again, wait, why would I say again? Lu Xi just wanted to say something, but the other party simply reached out and took off the only Nene he was still wearing-casually, as a normal male god, Lu Xi's Nene is a very straight man's flat-legged four-legged, and the box bystanders outside the big universe don't think nonsense-Before Lu Xi didn't react, he simply pulled the blanket and pulled it out, and directly pulled the blanket out from under the body.

"I woke up early in the morning in a plausible room of my own, met a profiteer Siri-type copycat Jarvis, and now another female hooligan who seemed to know me, stripped me naked in an instant. What to do? Waiting online, it's urgent...... Also, why do you feel so familiar with picking clothes? How many times have you done it? ”

The other party didn't care about Lu Xi, who had already fallen into a state of confusion, and naturally rolled up the pouts that were lifted up and pulled out.

"Okay, I'll take these and wash them. The little girls have already arrived, and are helping to make breakfast, so don't let them wait when you go downstairs. Mom will have to go out right away, remember to dry these up after breakfast and before going to school! ”

"Mom......" Lu Xi grew his mouth and just wanted to shout, but the other party walked out of the room with more flamboyant movements and pedaled downstairs.

"W-what kind of development is this?" Lu Xi was stunned in place for nearly three minutes, and then slowly got up, and looked at this familiar but seemed to be wrong, it should be his room.

"I must remind you once again that although you have a good figure, you are actually slender and thin, and your muscles and edges are not distinct, and from a male point of view, you actually lack a little bit of masculinity. Of course, if it's a woman, it's actually just right, except for the flat ......"

"Tsk, a Siri version of Jarvis!" Lu Xi pursed his lips. In normal times, he would have already begun to ridicule each other, but since he had just started, everything around him was full of surrealist absurdity, and he felt that it would be better to restrain himself at this time.

Lu Xi opened the closet and found that the clothes inside were familiar to him, some were unfamiliar, and there were some styles full of sci-fi. He knocked on his head, sighed, and found a more normal style to put on, and then cautiously walked out of the room.

"Hmm...... There is still something wrong, I remember our family's normal 180-square-meter commercial house. There aren't so many rooms, and there shouldn't be a second floor! Lu Xi looked at the stairs at the end of the corridor, patted his head, and cautiously went downstairs.

When he descended to the last staircase, he hesitated for two seconds, and finally stepped over the huge fat snow leopard lying at the top of the staircase. The big cat that was napping opened its sleepy eyes, looked at Lu Xi for a while, yawned and continued to sleep.

"So...... Is it really okay to keep this big cat in town? ”

"According to the 11th amendment to the federal Municipal Pet Safety Management Act, as long as you bring your pet to the municipal council to receive nanomachinery injections, you can keep a large pet. The nanomachinery in its body will monitor the mental state and mental health of pets 24 hours a day, and if there is a signal to hurt someone, it will automatically release paralyzing electricity to put them down. Not to mention big cats, if you want to keep jumping worms and the opposite sex in the city, it's fine. ”

"These two are too exaggerated, aren't they...... Well, in addition, I always think that you say such a sci-fi sense of creature is very disobedient! Lu Xi vomited in his heart while looking for the direction of the kitchen according to the aroma. He hesitated for a moment, then cautiously opened the door and saw a kitchen that was at least twice as large as he remembered.

Dressed in a white short-sleeved T-shirt, cropped jeans, and long hair tied in a ponytail at the back of his head, Sai Xiliu was operating a small pot on the stove. Fragrant porridge with meat is boiling in the pot.

The stove must also be very peculiar, anyway, there is no fire and no electricity is on, but it is just the meat porridge in the pot that is boiling.

Sai Xiliu should have heard the sound of Lu Xi opening the door, looked back at him, and rolled his eyes helplessly: "I slept so late again...... Let's go wash up! Lim, bring the contents of the steamer. ”

Lu Xi noticed that on the high chair facing the stove, there was also a Sanwu doll holding a large glass of milkshake. She jumped out of her chair, uncovered the large steamer next to her, and pulled out a tray of small buns.

"I wrapped it yesterday afternoon." Sehireu smiled, "And the egg leek and sprouts fragrant meat filling, and your favorite shrimp filling, uh, Lim and Nicole also helped to live." ”

Lu Xi felt that he really didn't even know what expression was revealed in this scene now, and it took a long time before he slowly opened his mouth and said, "Uh, also, and Nicole?" ”

"Well, of course, there are others!" Lu Xi felt that he was being pushed by a small hand behind his back in disgust. Theoretically, it is impossible to push down Lu Xi with this little effort, it is more appropriate to flirt and scold and be coquettish, but Lu Xi was still pushed and staggered. Maybe it's because if he doesn't pretend to fall so many steps with the other party, he really doesn't know what kind of expressions and movements he should make

Lu Lu ...... You're a real person. Nicole said angrily.

The elf girl was wearing a white suspender skirt, full of youth and vitality, flashed out from behind Lu Xi like a butterfly, floated to the kitchen, and picked up the fruit on the table and took a bite.

When I was still at home, when did I have so many high-quality beauties cooking in my kitchen? Lu Xi stared blankly at the scene in the room, but at this time, he suddenly heard the sound of the vehicle starting outside the door...... Strictly speaking, the sound of the engine spinning is not the roar of the internal combustion engine, but a lighter and more rhythmic sound, but Lu Xi can't care so much at this time. He ignored the strange cries of the girls in the room and rushed out of the house.

From the entrance to the main entrance, the view outside the door suddenly opened up, and outside the door was the garden and garage that belonged to oneself. Beyond the main entrance to the garden is a large area of villas, one of which is the small three-storey building in which he sits himself. Farther away, you can vaguely see skyscrapers that look like giants...... It was a huge building that had literally reached into the sky, like those giants who stood tall in the sky during the flood era.

In the sky, the airship slowly swam in the air, like a lazy fish. Hundreds of huge light curtains of all kinds flickered in the sky, and entries suspected to be future advertisements and news were scrolling on them, forming a colorful yet bizarre surreal picture.

"Hey, hey, what's going on with this kind of cyberpunk on a sunny morning?" Lu Xi said: "This is simply light pollution!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, all the chaotic light curtains in his sight disappeared, which startled him.

Xiaowai reminds you that as long as you pay 15 yuan in advance every month, you can completely block all outdoor optical advertising. It's a trial period and you ......"

"Shut up, copycat Siri Jarvis." Lu Xi rolled his eyes angrily, and then considering that he didn't know who to show these white eyes, he was about to fall into a sad state of self-loathing. He watched as the car that had come out of his garage, without tires, floating half a foot above the ground, drove out of the avenue in the villa area at a speed of about 30 yards, and disappeared around the corner of the street.

The familiar figure sitting in the driver's seat of the car, who seemed to have not seen him for an unknown amount of time, disappeared from his sight.

Lu Xi stood in place and began to be in a daze.

Until a familiar but long-lost voice came to my ears again: "You kid, why are you standing at the door of the house early in the morning?" ”

It was a woman in her sixties, smiling, dressed in light casual clothes and pushing a stroller. Inside the cradle sat a cute fat doll of Yuxue, looking straight at Lu Xi while gnawing on her little hands, with a pair of big eyes sparkling. In the basket at the base is a large shopping bag filled with fresh fruits, vegetables and meat.

"Wang, uh, Aunt Wang? You...... You came out so early to buy something, huh? ”

What Lu Xi actually wanted to say was, "Didn't you go paralyzed the year before last?" But the super high emotional intelligence and strong survival ability made Lu Xi change his mind in an instant.

"It's not early, it's at this time that the things I picked up at the vegetable market are fresh. I'm not worried about any robot butler. It's you, it's going to be too late if you don't go to school. Look, you got up later than Xuanxuan, what is this like? ”

The fat doll sitting in the cradle probably heard her grandmother call her, so she "giggled" and stretched out two fleshy little hands and slapped them twice.

"Alright, let's go back to breakfast. Tut-tut, three girls came to the house early in the morning to wait for you, how can you be so old? The old lady shook her head as she pushed her granddaughter and a large pile of vegetables away slowly. Although she is old, her steps are vigorous and brisk, which is obviously a sign of a very happy and fulfilling life...... However, Lu Xi remembered that this Aunt Wang, who lived in the next unit, was actually quite bleak at night. The daughter married an old man and went abroad, and was never heard from again; Her son went out with his pregnant daughter-in-law, but there was a serious car accident, and the young couple and the unborn little life left together.

What old man could have suffered such a blow? She collapsed like this, and she couldn't stand up anymore, so she only relied on her wife, who was a few years older than herself, to take care of her slowly. It can be said that the two old men have completely lost hope of life, and they live temporarily by instinct. The old neighbors looked at the pain in their eyes, but there was nothing they could do.

Well, that's not right! Aunt Wang is obviously healthy and happy with her family. Her husband, Uncle He, is not a breakfast cart, but an interstellar deadly white case master, with a chain of restaurants that sells morning tea and snacks, with a total of forty-two branches on the planet. He is now semi-retired, and the shop is basically in the hands of his nephew and apprentice. Her daughter didn't go abroad, she married a space station engineer, she lived locally, and she had to come and visit them from time to time. The son is engaged in interstellar trade, and although he is often away from home, he earns a lot of money and often brings a lot of extraterrestrial souvenirs to the old neighbors. The daughter-in-law, who teaches music at a nearby community elementary school, lived with the elderly couple and gave birth to a four-year-old grandson and a one-year-old granddaughter.

The reason why I am called Auntie is because the mother of Heaven is called "Sister Wang", and it is too much for a young man like me to call people grandma.

Yes, people are obviously very happy, why should I curse others? By the way, the mother is the mother, why should I add a "heavenly one"?

Lu Xi shook his head, feeling that he was not normal in all aspects today, so it was better to have breakfast seriously to suppress the shock. By the way, what did the old lady just say? School?