Hat-trick!

The effect is explosive!

Basically everyone who watched this game blew up!

Quaresma wants to go to heaven, who can stop it?

scored a hat trick in the opening 7 minutes, and it doesn't make sense!

Even if you have the Basic Law of the Traveler to protect you, you can't be too arrogant, right?

Fortunately, no one knew that Quaresma was a traverser, otherwise it would be a mess!

In fact, it's already a mess right now.

There are only so many great players crawling all over the place, but there are only so many players as good as Quaresma.

While others are still bleeding and crying for a goal, Quaresma has easily scored a hat-trick, can you balance it mentally?

Open the opening seven minutes and get off work?

This special weekly salary of 10 a week is too easy to get!

Manchester City is also down to the blood mold, and the big-mouthed Pierce has nothing to do to comment on Quaresma?

What does it have to do with you whether people are in good condition or not?

Well, now in order to prove that he is okay, in order to slap you, Quaresma, this thug, directly killed Manchester City!

Isn't that what you deserve!

Well, Quaresma is perverted enough, too!

Obviously, there was a big explosion in the World Cup, and when I returned to the season, I should take a break to recuperate, and the last game was really not in good shape, which is proof!

But who would have thought that in just a week, the omnipotent Quaresma would return, stepping on the corpse of Manchester City to announce the return of the king.

Not to mention Manchester City, when you meet such an unreasonable Quaresma, even if it is Chelsea, it is estimated that you will have to kneel!

At this time, Southgate, the coach of Middlesbrough, who was watching the game in front of the TV, was full of joy!

Middlesbrough's opponent in the next round is Arsenal.

Fortunately, he didn't have nothing to do with Pierce to mock Quaresma's bad state, otherwise Manchester City in this game is probably Middlesbrough in the next game!

I can't afford to mess with it!

Manchester City has collapsed!

Not only did the mentality collapse, but the spirit collapsed!

Looking at such an exaggerated Quaresma, the Manchester City players always feel that it is not an earthling who is fighting with them, at least not a normal earthling?

What normal person can beat Manchester City as a grandson?

The game restarted and the Manchester City at home could no longer muster any fighting spirit, at least, they had given up on equalising.

The premise of desperate work is to be able to see hope, if you can't even see hope, desperately for the fans.

But even the most die-hard fans don't think Manchester City has a chance to win!

Therefore, Manchester City doesn't want to attack anymore, all the players retreat to defend, and win less if you lose.

It's reasonable to lose three at home, but if Arsenal pours it seven or eight, what face do they have to see the fans?

Do you think it will not be easy for Arsenal to play Manchester City seven or eight?

With Quaresma's current frenzied performance, a hat-trick simply won't satisfy him.

Next to him, there is Thierry Henry, who is eyeing him, and Ballack, who is looking forward to scoring his first goal for Arsenal, which is not a dangerous element?

Facing Arsenal like a wolf, I feel congested when I think about it!

A large number of fans have begun to leave the stadium, if you don't leave, will you stay here and watch the team be abused?

"You want to win the Premier League Golden Boot in one game?" Henry put his arm around Quaresma and jokingly.

But Quaresma's answer left Henry speechless for a moment.

"How do you know?" Quaresma looked at Henry playfully, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Why do you have to score a few more in this game, completely get rid of you, and save you from competing for the Golden Boot with me!" ”

With that, Quaresma laughed.

After a long time, Henry rolled his eyes and threw Quaresma a "I really don't want to pay attention to you" look, Quaresma's words were too heart-wrenching.

It would be unrealistic to say that Henry has no idea about the Premier League Golden Boot, how to say that he is also a famous super striker in world football, scoring goals, and last season's Premier League Golden Boot is the best proof of this.

But even last season, he felt the huge pressure that Quaresma brought him, and with a teammate with such a high scoring efficiency by his side, Henry was very hardworking!

However, in this summer's World Cup, Quaresma soared into the sky, and the goal efficiency was greatly improved, which made a group of super scorers embarrassed!

Henry felt that he was probably no match for Quaresma than scoring goals.

It took a few minutes to score a hat-trick with ease, and it wasn't so easy for me to score.

But it's not right for you to show off so nakedly, not as heart-wrenching as you!

Come!

I'll see how you threw me off with a game!

I don't believe it, you can really get into it seven or eight?

If you do score more than double digits, I'll give you the captain's mark!

In the future, you will be the captain!

I'm messing with you!

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Quaresma didn't know what Henry was thinking at this time, and if he knew, he would be happy!

The captain embroidered that thing, he had been coveting for a long time!

Football is also a place of seniority, and if you want to be a captain, you usually have to have enough prestige, and if you can't convince the public, no one will listen to you if you become a captain.

During the Porto period, the captain Costa was the team's old minister, accompanied the team through glory and fell to the bottom, and his strength was no problem, he was the best candidate for captain, and his teammates were very convinced of him.

At Arsenal, although captain Patrick Vieira had just left when Quaresma arrived, Thierry Henry took over the armband directly, and even if he was not as domineering as Vieira, his contribution to Arsenal was enough for his team-mates to listen to him.

Obviously, Quaresma has no chance to snatch Henry's captain's armband, and it is not that the strongest must be the captain, otherwise, I am afraid that more than half of the teams in the giant clubs will have to change their captains.

Therefore, if Quaresma wants to be captain, such a Henry transfers or retires.

However, it doesn't seem like a good thing to be captain at Arsenal, and you can't be sold by Arsenal......

However, in the Portuguese national team, there is a lot of hope for him to be the captain.

After winning the World Cup, captain Figo may slowly fade out of the national team, a group of veterans will not be included in the national team squad again, and Scolari will inevitably reconfirm a captain.

Without the veteran players, there are not many who can compete with Quaresma.

Simao?

Cristiano Ronaldo?

Or Deco?

Quaresma felt that he still had more hope of being the captain himself!

The only thing to worry about is Scolari, if he is worried about doing things himself, I am afraid that he will not really let himself be the captain!

Well, this question doesn't need to be considered for the time being, and for now, let's think about how to use this game to directly lead the scorer list!

A hat-trick is satisfied?

The number of hat-tricks in two seasons is not much, but it's not new!

But the senior is happy, and he has never achieved it once.

Now that the game has only been played for less than ten minutes, can't he score a goal in the remaining time?

Especially when Manchester City have almost surrendered, it's not difficult at all, okay!

It's not Quaresma's arrogance, it's his strength, and he won't be too strong in the face of Manchester City, whose defensive system is not strong.

The three goals just now have proven that.

So, after the restart, Quaresma, who has a longing for a senior year, has become more active, and he has his eye on Manchester City centre-back Dunn!

The old guy is now the weakest link in the Manchester City squad, scoring twice against him, and finally even snatching the ball directly from his feet to complete the one-on-one knife, if it weren't for Dunn's condition, I'm afraid Quaresma would have treated him as an undercover agent for Arsenal.

There is the first dead mouse, there is the second, but bullying people, just catch a bully!

However, it may be Quaresma's unreasonable behavior that has caused the same hatred of the Manchester City players, and they decide to rescue Dunn!

However, the way to save Dunn was not to keep Quaresma out of the threat, but to replace Dunn as the object of Quaresma's hard attack.

In the great work of delivering couriers, the people of Manchester City have done their best.

In the 10th minute, Quaresma won the ball on the left and crossed from a 45-degree angle, but the pass was a little high, Henry in the middle did not grab this point, and Ballack, who rushed forward, also missed.

But at this time, no one expected that the already non-threatening attack would push Manchester City into the abyss.

The Swedish goalkeeper jumped high to hold on to the ball, but he was unfamiliar with Quaresma's way of kicking, and the strong spin of the ball caught him off guard, but he couldn't touch it.

With his stunned expression of despair, Quaresma's cross had gone straight into the corner of the goal!

In an instant, the entire Etihad Stadium was in mourning, and today, Manchester City really suffered the most painful start in history!

Not to mention others, Quaresma himself was stupid there, he would never have thought that his casual cross would accidentally turn into a goal!

Ten minutes!

Happy seniors!

I'm not dreaming!

Yes, I really wanted to score, but you guys were too cooperative!

Send it one after another, aren't you afraid that others will say that you are acting?

However, Quaresma doesn't care what the Manchester City people think, he scored the goal anyway, and that's the key!

With his arms outstretched and flying over the turf of the pitch, the smile on Quaresma's face was completely blooming and brilliant.

At this time, all the fans who watched the game, looking at the flying Quaresma, had already shown a horrified expression of looking at the aliens, and saw the horror of God.

Are we not waking up, or are we dreaming?

Otherwise, Manchester City is playing match-fixing!

Four goals in 10 minutes, why don't you go to heaven?

Even if you are the first person in world football, you don't need to be so exaggerated, right?

Wenger, who was on the sidelines, was incredulous, and he clicked and broke the zipper of his clothes, but he didn't notice it at all.

If Quaresma is now possessed by the spirit of God, Wenger must have believed it.

I'm afraid that even if God wants to clean up Manchester City, it may not be so unreasonable!

Glancing sympathetically at Pierce not far away, Wenger couldn't help but want to laugh.

Maybe if you don't provoke Quaresma before the game, I'm afraid Quaresma will not be so exaggerated even if he breaks out.

Well, now it's all yours to bring it on!

This lesson is painful enough!

In fact, Pierce is on the verge of collapse right now, having only played 10 minutes into the game, but it feels like a century has passed.

Once doubted life!

It's right that Arsenal is on the other side, but I'm also leading a Premier League team!

How does it feel like you're playing against Arsenal with an amateur team right now?

I'm afraid that even if it is an amateur team, it will not be beaten by Arsenal in 10 minutes, right?

Or do you have too many undercover agents in your team?

Dunn has been sending continuously, and now even the goalkeeper has started to send it, I want to know, how much did you charge?

Looking at Quaresma, who was celebrating wildly with his teammates on the field, Pierce knew that he might have done something stupid, something incredibly stupid!

If time could be turned back, then he must have touted Quaresma first.

Not to mention how desperate Pierce was after his shock and chagrin, but the terrible fact of four goals in 10 minutes was in front of him, and it was impossible to avoid it.

Some keen media people have begun to rummage through the information, if the 7-minute hat trick may not be the fastest hat trick in the Premier League, but the 10-minute senior joy may definitely break the Premier League record, or even the world record.

The Premier League's first big four came in the 93-94 season, when Norwich striker Ekocu completed a big four in 25 minutes, which went down in history.

Although it takes strength and luck to get into the senior year, it is rare, but there is no shortage of stars who occasionally descend to earth.

Robbie Fowler, Owen, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Andy Cole......

These stars have all contributed incredible senior joys to the fans.

Among them, the fastest senior record is Manchester United's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

In the 98-99 season, Manchester United played away against Nottingham Forest, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer came on as a substitute in the second half, scoring 4 goals in only 13 minutes, I am afraid that this is how he came to be a super substitute!

However, Quaresma's performance is even more incredible, directly breaking Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's record and surpassing his predecessors in an unbeatable attitude.

Later, this record was surnamed Quaresma!

And I'm afraid that for a long time to come, it will be difficult for anyone to break this record.

In other words, only Quaresma can break his own record!

Quaresma has been a magical guy since the start of Porto, and nothing seems to be able to hold him back.

So now, after breaking the record for the fastest senior goal, what records await him?

Five sons Dengke?

There have been three players in history who have achieved this feat, and there is even one player who scored five goals in half a game, which is a ferocious horse.

But now it seems that this record is not difficult for Quaresma!

With 80 minutes left, you can guarantee that Quaresma, who has already scored four goals, will not be able to score again?

You say he's not in a good state, but it's just you!

It's not difficult to record five goals, but what about six?

In the history of the Premier League, no player has ever completed the feat of six goals in a single game, and there are in the old League One era, but it can really only be said to be ancient.

So, scoring two goals in 80 minutes, is it difficult for Quaresma?

Perhaps, in today's game, Quaresma will break all the goal records over and over again!

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