301 Embarrassed
Leonardo-DiCaprio was a bit of a mess.
His hands firmly grasped the back door of the taxi, and tried to get into the back seat, but the right hand above the shoulder, which did not look like he had any strength at all, was pressed to the ground; Behind him, there was a scream that was so enthusiastic that it was almost out of control, like a deadly chain, pressing forward step by step.
The sweat on his forehead slowly slipped down, and the neckline of the T-shirt had been pulled to the point of deformation, swaying and drooping down; The baseball cap hanging over the head was almost unattachable, precarious, and in danger of falling at any moment; To make matters worse, he felt like his shoes were going to fall off.
It's not a little embarrassing, it's extremely embarrassing.
"This ...... Sir, I know this is the taxi you stopped first, so let's share a taxi, and I just need to leave the area for a while and drop me off somewhere. I'll pay for the fare, what do you think? Leonardo panicked, "Thank you, I mean, really, really thanks." ”
"Leo! Ahhh The heart-rending cry grew nearer and closer, like a flood of beasts.
"Okay." Leonardo could feel his right hand on his shoulder loosen up, and then he slipped into the taxi hand in hand, quickly beckoning, "Quick, quick!" When the other party also entered the car and closed the door, the sound of "bang bang" came, and countless hands were banging the window of the taxi, and without Leonardo's reminder, the driver immediately started the engine and drove away, gradually leaving the noise behind.
But when I turned my head, I could still see those immortal figures still running to the death, as if they were stepping on Hot Wheels under their feet, and they would never stop if they didn't catch up. However, under the rapid speed of the taxi, those figures still faded away and finally disappeared.
Leonardo breathed a long sigh of relief, relaxed, took off his cap, and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Young man, let me discuss with you, you change a taxi and go to your destination, I can pay you a hundred dollars, and this taxi will be given to me, what do you think?" ”
"Sir, it's better to pay you a hundred dollars, you change a taxi, and I'll stay here. What do you think? Lu Ke's humble and arrogant answer made Leonardo stunned, his expression stiffened on his face, his face was full of astonishment, and he didn't expect that he would be counter-generalized at all.
Leonardo was not angry, but was full of interest, and looked the young man in front of him up and down:
First of all, he is extremely young, he looks only in his early twenties, and because he is Asian, there is no problem in saying that he is under twenty; secondly, he is extremely strange, completely like an ordinary person; Again, he doesn't look like a millionaire in a simple T-shirt and jeans either.
Well, things get interesting.
"May I ask......" Leonardo began to laugh dumbly when he realized something, and corrected his words, "First of all, I must thank you for reaching out just now, this is your taxi; Secondly, I may ask, why are you so insistent? You can use another taxi at all, I don't see that you have something urgent and have to use it. ”
Leonardo also realized that the young man in front of him was not an object to be fooled around. So, he changed his strategy. Say thank you first, then ask questions.
"How do you know if I have to use this taxi to get to the hospital or if there's an emergency at home?" Lu Ke's rebuttal made Leonardo's smile stiffen at the corners of his mouth, and his expression was slightly flustered.
Then I saw Lu Ke smile, "The truth is that I am a rugby player, I have to rush back to the hotel now, meet the team, and we need to go to the airport." I don't want to be late and be blacklisted by the coach. ”
Lu Ke has always been aware of the time to go out. The journey just now took about thirty-five to forty minutes, and the return journey had to consider the traffic factor, so he had to rush back against time, otherwise, even if he gave up this taxi to Leonardo, Lu Ke would have no problem.
Leonardo opened his mouth, his expression was slightly stunned, but he found that he couldn't refute, his expression became scornful, he wanted to apologize but couldn't say it, and he wanted to thank him only to find that he had already said it, so he simply changed the topic, "Rugby, in Los Angeles, we only know basketball, and the only thing I know about rugby is Tom Brady." ”
Los Angeles is a city that belongs to basketball and baseball, and there are no NFL teams right now.
"Because he has more Super Bowls, or is it because of his wife?" Lu Ke's words carried a hint of ridicule.
In an instant, Leonardo became angry and glared at Lu Ke viciously, but then he found that he did not have the upper hand in terms of physical confrontation, so he was discouraged. Leonardo turned his head in annoyance, trying to get angry; But then he turned back out of curiosity, "You mean, you already know who I am?" ”
"I live in the twenty-first century. Mr. DiCaprio, if it doesn't offend, I grew up watching your movies. Lu Ke said with a smile.
Leonardo found that he really couldn't get the upper hand in front of this young Asian kid, and this feeling of aggrieved was like ...... It's like being in front of a reporter.
Tom Brady's wife is Gisele Bundchen, and Gisele's ex-boyfriend is Leonardo.
Gisele and Leonardo have a very deep relationship, she is the only female companion of Leonardo to attend the Oscars together, and she is also the only girlfriend that Leonardo proposes; After the two broke up, Leonardo once confessed that Giselle was the biggest regret he missed in his life.
Their relationship is so famous that it can almost be said that everyone knows it. After the two broke up, Leonardo's subsequent girlfriends were all Victoria's Secret models, the latest being Erin Heatherton, the Erin that Miranda said just now.
"Growing up watching my movies? Wait, how old are you? Leonardo asked with some irritability.
"When 'Titanic' was released, I was eight years old." Lu Ke politely replied that it is worth mentioning that Erin was born in 1989, and so was Lu Ke.
Leonardo's breath was stuck in his throat like this, he couldn't spit it out or swallow it, and he thought about several rebuttal strategies in his mind, but in the end he rejected them, because he always felt that he had lost by saying it, "You just said that you are a professional football player?" Are you sure it's not a journalist or something? Didn't you work for the Washington Post or the New York Times or something? ”
"That's one of my dreams." Lu Ke frankly admitted, "What does Mr. DiCaprio mean is that my interview skills are still worthy of recognition?" Presumably, my university professors would be very happy that my professional sports career did not make me forget my professional skills. ”
Leonardo only felt aggrieved for a while, suffocated and suffocated, and finally just said, "Don't call me Mr. DiCaprio, Leo is fine, Leo." ”
"Nice to meet you, Leo, I'm Lu Ke." Lu Ke introduced himself in a friendly manner.
Leonardo opened the window of the taxi and breathed in the fresh air, which made him feel a little better, "I know you, the first Chinese quarterback to start in NFL history, right?" If I'm not mistaken, you're the focus of countless discussions. ”
"Wow, you've heard my name, does that mean Tom Brady and I are the only two rugby players you know?" Lu Ke showed a smile on his face, deliberately exaggerated his eyes, and said in an exaggerated tone, which pot is not opened and which pot is not mentioned - obviously, there is definitely more than one rugby player that Leonardo knows.
"You did it on purpose, right?" Leonardo finally realized this and bravely brought it up.
Lu Ke shrugged his shoulders, noncommittal, but it was equivalent to acquiescence, and it was frank and open, without the slightest sign of embarrassment.
Leonardo was stunned and couldn't help but chuckle. He can't blame Lu Ke, first of all, he tried to snatch the other party's taxi by force; Then after getting into the car, he tried to get the other party out of the car, and he also took the initiative to attack. Hollywood has developed a habit that makes him full of aggression and defense, and he can't control it.
After figuring it out, my mood calmed down. Leonardo only really looked at Lu Kelai at this time, and said curiously, "Everyone has been emphasizing your thinness, but for God's sake, you are as strong as a bull!" ”
"Then it depends on the standard of measurement and comparison." Compared with ordinary people, and even athletes in other sports, Lu Ke is indeed strong, especially in the past few weeks, the strength training has achieved initial results; But compared with professional rugby players, especially those strong men who defend the front, Lu Ke is still not enough.
Leonardo also realized this and laughed cheerfully, "Look, I told you that in Los Angeles, we only know basketball. Leonardo also complained to himself, and his irritability gradually became pleasant. It's a nice experience to talk to complete strangers once in a while, especially if they're someone with a lot of humor.
Before he knew it, Lu Ke had arrived at his destination.
Leonardo insisted on refusing to accept Lu Ke's taxi fare, and then after the two of them said goodbye, they watched Lu Ke leave the taxi and close the door. When the taxi was about to start again, Leonardo suddenly remembered something, motioned for the driver to stop, and then opened the window on the other side, "Lu Ke, what team are you from?" ”
"San Francisco 49." Lu Ke pointed to his teammates behind him, many of whom were wearing the hats of the San Francisco 49ers, and they were bustling out of the hotel, Leonardo nodded suddenly, "Have a good trip." Then, close the window and walk away.
Behind him came the noisy voices of Logan and Marcus, "Hey, Bambi, why did you come out first?" We just said, did you go to the bathroom? ”
Sure enough, this group of rough-nerve guys didn't realize that Lu Ke had disappeared for nearly two hours.