Chapter Seventy-Three: The Strange Department
"What are you two muttering here, this stock and that stock, have you been speculating in stocks recently?" Lu Fan looked at these two buddies with a helpless expression.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing, let's just talk about the recent market trend, right, Chu Xiong? Chen Guangyao hooked Chu Xiong's shoulder as he spoke.
"That's right, that's right, hahahahahaha." Chu Xiong's big fat face was full of folds with a smile.
Lu Fan was helpless, when did these two goods become so familiar with each other?
In short, the list of company employees is now listed, and Lu Fan glanced at it:
Donghai Wanshi Technology Co., Ltd., to which the house belongs:
Lu Fan
Yuko Sakura
Tao Xueran
Chu Xiong
Xu Yuanyuan
Zhao Kejin
Chen Guangyao
Mo Xiaoxuan
Elias
Lu Fan looked at this list and felt a pain in the egg - it seems that except for Yuko Sakura, a scientist, he really can't see that this is the configuration of a technology company, how do many people look like they are here to eat.
As for everyone's salary, after Lu Fan talked to everyone, everyone said that they don't want wages at present.
Lu Fan was moved in his heart, in the early days of starting a company, it was best to spend money on the blade, and it was still very powerful for these friends to be able to do without wages at critical moments.
Then he suddenly clicked the button on a whim, opened the system operation interface, and clicked the button.
According to the system, this ranking is linked to the data of the magazine, that is, the comprehensive ranking of the force, financial strength and status of all companies in the world.
He thought, since he has added someone as powerful as Yuko Sakura to come in, he should be able to rank a little higher in Tokai City?
But after glancing at the leaderboard, he realized that he was thinking too much:
15862421
1190821
70293
5932
That's a long way to go.
But this is understandable, after all, the company has not started to do anything yet.
Lu Fan stretched: "Okay, so now that the personnel are all together, when will it start?" What kind of black technology do we do first? ”
He hasn't forgotten the purpose of this company's establishment - to make equipment to fight against Iron Dragon Technology, and then help Yuko Sakura reclaim the antidote to aPTX.
Yuko Sakura shook her head and said, "How can you do it in such a monkey hurry, you first need to have an experimental workshop." ”
Lu Fan observed the surroundings and muttered, "Isn't it good that the fifth floor of this audio-visual education center is so secluded?" ”
Yuko continued, "This is inside the audio-visual education center, so it will definitely be inconvenient to transport equipment inside and outside at that time, and the power here is not enough to support the operation of large machine tools, so new facilities are needed. ”
Tao Xueran interjected at this time: "There seem to be some empty warehouses behind the club activity building. At that time, the school planned this warehouse area for students to run a company.
However, because the students of No. 1 Middle School either have no money and cannot afford to open a company, or they are rich second generations who directly inherit the family business, there are still very few students who rent this empty factory, and maybe the rent will be cheaper. It's best to go to the relevant departments in the school and try to get a factory building down. ”
"Do you want to go to the student union?" Lu Fan felt tired for a while, and when he went to the student union again this time, he didn't even know how to face President Ling Wu.
Tao Xueran shook her head and said, "As far as I know, this factory is not managed by the student union, but by another institution under the school council, the 'Donghai No. 1 Middle School Industry Office'. My father had dealt with them before, and I knew where they were. ”
After that, under her guidance, Lu Fan found the location of the industrial office of Donghai No. 1 Middle School from the student handbook.
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After school the next afternoon, Lu Fan came to the office building alone.
The industrial management office of Donghai No. 1 Middle School is also located in the office area, but on the eighth floor of the top floor.
As soon as he went up to this floor, Lu Fan found that compared with the busy atmosphere of other places in the office building, the floor where the industrial office was located was simply cold and crowded.
In the corridor, there are only sporadic middle-aged and elderly people wandering around with teacups, each wearing heavy glasses, wearing a Mao suit, carrying a cup of tea in their left hand and a newspaper in their right hand.
According to rumors, in the office on this floor of No. 1 Middle School, there are some departments that are not so busy and not very important, commonly known as Qingshui Yamen.
For example, as Lu Fan walked, he saw an office sign on the left-hand side:
Although the name of this department is very long, but it does very little work, it is under the umbrella of a women's children's foundation in China, and is mainly responsible for solving some psychological problems for some girls in the development period.
For example, some girls will have some distress and confusion because of their gradually enlarged breasts, and even take wrong measures that affect their health, such as wrapping their breasts.
This office is responsible for coming to them for counseling on their distress, helping them to correct these behaviors and educating them about puberty.
In the office, there is an old aunt who is knitting a sweater, humming some popular songs from the 70s, which seems to be very leisurely. It seems that it has been a long time since a girl has come to her for counseling about her boobs.
As he walked, Lu Fan saw another sign on the right hand:
Lu Fan curiously glanced at the department introduction sign erected at the door, and then understood the general idea.
Huaxia University is one of the top well-known universities in Huaxia China, and among all the disciplines of this university, it is also known for social sciences and other disciplines. Therefore, the School of Social Sciences of Huaxia University can be said to be very famous in the whole country.
Recently, due to the emergence of more and more women's clothing bigwigs in society, which has attracted the attention of some old experts in the social science community, the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences has set up this research institute for the phenomenon of women and men.
The main topics of their research are: the psychological, sociological, and economic factors behind the phenomenon of women's clothing bosses.
In fact, the phenomenon of groups that suddenly emerge in society is often related to social sciences and economics.
For example, some scientists have long shown that the length of women's skirts is a barometer of economic development.
In the golden age of rapid economic development and strong national strength, girls' skirts will become shorter and shorter, the materials will be lighter, and the colors will be bright and full.
In the era of economic depression, girls' skirts will become longer and longer, and the style tends to be conservative and the tone is low.
The relationship between skirt length and economics has a special term called "skirt index", which was first proposed by economist George Taylor in 1926.
He is a professor at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, one of the world's top schools, and he found that the longer a woman's skirt, the lower the stock market; Conversely, the shorter a woman's skirt is, the more likely it is that the stock market will be on the rise.
Lu Fan glanced inside the research center, where there were only a few old computers, and a few young male teachers who looked close to their thirties were watching videos on the projector in the office.
Why does this video look familiar? Lu Fan took a closer look - isn't this the video of Mo Xiaoxuan's previous competition at the Miss Campus beauty pageant?
I saw these young male researchers looking at the projector with a slightly red face, while discussing with relish:
"Hey, we've seen so many Internet celebrity women's clothing bosses, and sure enough, Xiaoxuan is the cutest."
"Yes, and Xiaoxuan is still from our school, I really want to ask her for an autograph."
"It's a pity, Xiao Xuan's skirt is still too long, otherwise you can look up a little more." One of the male researchers, wearing high-powered glasses, squatted in front of the projector and looked up from an upward perspective, as if he could peek under Xiaoxuan's skirt.
"Save it, even if you can peek at the bottom of someone's skirt, maybe they still wear safety pants."
"No, it won't." Another researcher lifted his glasses:
"I tracked ...... last time Ahem, I mean to say that when Xiao Xuan was surveyed and sampling, there happened to be a gust of wind on the side of the road, although it was only for a moment, but I could clearly glimpse that Xiao Xuan's PP was wearing the pink fat of a girl. ”
"But it's not appropriate for a boy to wear that kind of fat time after all, right?"
"You know a fart, it's just that kind of small fat wrapped up with a slight convex feeling, it's cute!"
Hearing that the topics discussed by the people here were getting heavier and heavier, Lu Fan hurriedly slipped away.
At the same time, he sweated wildly in his heart: I feel that you are doing this thing every day with sky-high research funds?
Glancing at these strange departments, Lu Fan shook his head and continued to walk forward.
Further on, there is the department related to logistics, and there is a very strange department in it-
Lu Fan curiously stopped to look at the department profile hanging at the door of his office.
The famous philosopher Gentleman Husband once said: The war between sweet tofu brain and salty tofu brain is the ultimate problem that needs to be solved in the food industry.
Since ancient times, there has been a saying in China that the south is sweet and the north is salty, and Donghai City, as a city near the junction of the north and south, has long been a place of contention between the sweet party and the salty party.
As a result, in the student cafeteria of Donghai No. 1 Middle School, it has become a difficult problem whether to serve sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain for students for breakfast.
When there was no such office in the past, basically what flavor of tofu brain each class of students could eat for breakfast was completely dependent on the mood of the director of the logistics department at that time.
If the director of the logistics department is a southerner, then Donghai No. 1 Middle School will only eat sweet food for several years in a row. If you are a northerner, you will only eat salty food for several years in a row.
As a result, half of the students are satisfied and the other half are not.
Therefore, in a special historical period, Donghai No. 1 Middle School often has armed fights between the salty party and the sweet party.
The worst brawl occurred two decades ago, when more than 30 people were hospitalized, and the brawl also shocked the education department in Tokai City.
So, under the leadership of the education department, Donghai No. 1 Middle School set up this office to be responsible for solving the problem of the struggle between the salty party and the sweet party.
After more than three years of arduous research, demonstration and analysis, they provided valuable suggestions to the canteen of Donghai No. 1 Middle School - buy another set of equipment, just can't do two flavors, buy sweet if you want to eat sweet, and buy salty if you want to eat salty.
Once this plan was implemented, the problem of the century that had plagued Donghai No. 1 Middle School for more than 50 years was finally solved.
Later, in order to reward the researchers who made this historic achievement, Tokai No. 1 Middle School decided to keep the department, and all staff members were treated as usual until they retired.
Lu Fan's face trembled and after reading the introduction of the department, he immediately felt that his IQ had been insulted.
Turning his head to look at the interior of the office, there were four elderly people sitting around a small square table playing mahjong.
He can now see that these offices with all kinds of strange names are used to house some related households.
The people sitting here are all relatives of some middle-level and above leaders of the school, who come here to eat public treatment and insurance, and they don't have to work, and they are happy to be idle.
After walking forward for a while, Lu Fan finally came to the door of the industrial management office.
At this time, a system prompt suddenly sounded in Lu Fan's mind: New task released
He was slightly startled, and then opened the system interface to check the task......