"Let's eat bananas, right? Who eats more, and when we go to the nightclub again, we don't have to pay for it, how about it? Postiga said his idea.

It's really not creative!

The teammates shook their heads, indicating that they were bored.

Postiga did not give up and tried to persuade: "The game is not the key, you think about it, this side of the field is playing, but a group of players on the bench are holding bananas and gnawing wildly, what a classic picture!" We will definitely go down in the history of football! ”

Several players were shocked when they heard this, maybe the result of the banana eating game is not very important, but this matter itself is very strange and easy to attract traffic!

Players and entertainment stars are the same, they all need attention, without attention, how can there be traffic, without traffic, how can there be announcements?

There can be no lower limit to all kinds of hype of entertainment stars, but after all, professional players are mainly playing football, and they can't do everything too much, so they will choose a more obscure way, such as ...... Tease!

Do you think there are so many teasers on the pitch?

It's not to win attention, even if it's to sacrifice your image, it's not hesitating.

Of course, there are also real funny, such as Balotelli, such as Jamie Vardy......

Postiga had a good idea, and as long as the footage of them eating bananas was filmed, it would definitely attract a lot of attention, which was a very interesting thing.

After reaching an agreement, Postiga carried all the bananas and put one in front of each of them, and they ate it in a while.

Quaresma always felt that their current state was a bit like monkeys in a zoo, but at this time there was no point in thinking about it, since it was a game, then there must be a sense of victory, and it would be said that they would win first.

Adrianse was watching the game intently, trying to find out the details of Porto's tactics now, but when he happened to look at the bench, he was stunned by the scene before him.

What do I see?

I saw Quaresma and Postiga sitting there frantically holding bananas into their mouths, eating and looking at the people next to them, if the people next to them ate faster than themselves, then they would eat even more desperately, scrambling to be the first, as if those who ate slowly were about to be sent to the gallows.

Am I in the wrong place?

I didn't hear there was a food contest here!

A few animals didn't know that their head coach was confused by them, maybe they didn't care much about the result at first, but as long as someone took the lead, they were all infected, and the idea of winning also surfaced, and they all began to eat desperately.

1 pc

2 pcs

3 pcs

4 pcs

......

Bananas are huge, weighing 3 pounds.

In a few moments, Quaresma had eaten 8 sticks, close to 3 pounds.

Maybe most people can eat these bananas by eating them slowly, but the problem is that according to Quaresma's nonsensical way of eating seas, ordinary people can't stand it.

No, I can't eat it!

Quaresma has a rush of his own as if he was eating a buffet!

Looking around, several animals also looked like they were eating alive, and they felt that bananas were so unpalatable for the first time.

Wow!

Fabiano vomited himself raw!

Quaresma was also forbearing, but when he saw this scene, he almost couldn't control it, and his eyes were about to bulge out.

"I throw in the towel!" Pepe raised his hand as if it was about to explode.

Quaresma couldn't do it anymore, he threw down the half-eaten banana in his hand, slipped down, lay down on his chair, and swore that he would never take part in such a game again.

As the initiator, Postiga was not in good shape at this time, but after everyone conceded defeat one after another, he actually became the final winner.

"Please call me the little prince of bananas in the future!"

Postiga raised his hands in the air, looking excited and arrogant, as if he had won the Portuguese Footballer of the Year.

Vomit!

Handsome for only three seconds, Postiga also vomited.

The live broadcast screen was very conscientious just now, and the camera was frequently shown to Porto's bench, and the appearance of several animals eating bananas together was also seen by the fans watching the game, which caused a hilarious discussion.

"Have these guys never eaten bananas or how do they drip?"

"This banana is so delicious? They all vomited? ”

"If they eat this way, Porto will have to go bankrupt!"

"Why do I suddenly want to eat bananas? I'm going to buy it now, and no one will stop me! ”

"Are these bananas the prize for the championship in Porto?"

......

Adero Anse looked at a few of his comic players, and he didn't know what to say.

For some reason, he had the idea that he shouldn't have come to coach Porto in the first place.

He kind of regretted it!

What the hell are these bastards doing?

Are they idiots?

I've never seen a player with the same IQ as them!

No, you have to teach them a lesson, you can't let them do whatever they want!

So, Adrianse stood up and came to the guys.

"Prepare, Postiga, Pepe...... Well, Fabiano, will you play together? ”

In fact, the last thing Adrianse wanted to say was Quaresma, but seeing Quaresma's slightly pleading expression, his heart relented and he temporarily changed his words to Fabiano.

In fact, Quaresma had already guessed what Adrianse was going to do, and if he had come off the bench at this time, it would have been nothing worse.

The three animals were dumbfounded, looking at the sidelines that had become a 4:1 scoreboard, and then looking at each other's bellies that were rounder than the ball, and suddenly felt that they were pills!

The reason why they play this game is because the game is meaningless, they feel that they will not have a chance to come off the bench, otherwise who would dare to play?

What I didn't expect was that Adrianse did such a great job!

They had been deceived by his kind appearance before, and it turned out that he was the devil!

Quaresma looked at the three of them who had nothing to love in their lives, and couldn't help but gloat in their hearts.

I'll see how the three of you play when you get on the pitch.

There was no way, and the three of them didn't dare to resist the order, so they walked to the sidelines, waited for the chance of the dead ball, and played together.

If it was a pseudo-fan watching the game, then he would be very confused at this time - what does this mean? Why did Porto send three pregnant women?

And the fans who saw a few people eating bananas just now were crazy with joy at this time, and they all understood that this was simply Adrianse's cleaning up these little guys who love to do things.

Regardless of whether the outlook on life of the three people collapses or not, when they get on the field, they have to play football, so they can't really take a walk here, right?

The opponent didn't care so much, and an attacking player came towards Postiga with the ball, and Postiga could only meet it with difficulty and try to defend.

It's just that I didn't expect that after running so many steps, my stomach was already overturned, and I couldn't hold back, and Postiga vomited again!

I almost threw up all the bananas I just ate!

What's even more interesting is that the opponent was dumbfounded, and he was spit out in a shoe!

I'm Nima!

Is this a hidden weapon attack?

Or is it Porto's new defensive approach?

Could it be that now the skills and tactics of football have developed to the point where they can be defended by disgusting people?

The game almost turned into a farce.

The referee thought about it, let's add a yellow card to Posti, although there is no precedent for this, but in the history of football, there is no precedent for spitting out the opponent's shoes!

Well, the reason for taking the card is considered unsportsmanlike!

In the end, there was no suspense in the result, even if the three wastes were seized by the opponent to score a goal, but Porto still won 4-2 and got a victory that had nothing to do with the overall situation.

After the game, the opponent's head coach didn't know how to speak, anyway, he had a constipated expression on his face, and finally he couldn't hold back, took out two bananas from behind him, and handed them to Adrianse.

"It's a little little, but it's also my heart, take it to your players!"

Adrianse's face was black, not connected, not connected, extremely embarrassing.

He swore that he would clean up those little bastards when he turned around!

......

On the way back to Porto, everyone looked silent, knowing that Adrianse was in a bad mood, so they wouldn't touch their heads.

Quaresma was happy, not because he didn't feel like he had been punished by Adrianse, but because he had found another way to improve himself.

After eating bananas on the sidelines, Quaresma found that his physical strength had increased by 0.03.

What a bonus!

Although he doesn't like this way of eating and won't like bananas anymore from now on, that doesn't stop him from liking to increase his stats.

Bananas already have the effect of supplementing physical fitness, coupled with his way of eating in the sea, it really brought about a change in physical attributes.

Maybe only bananas have this effect!

However, thinking of the pain of almost throwing up, Quaresma felt that this method would be used less in the future, and it would be more practical to run tens of thousands of meters more if there was so much effort.

......

The game quickly turned into a comedy in Portuguese football, with what should have been a serious game being disfigured beyond recognition by a few guys who were eating bananas on the sidelines, and even spitting out a shoe from Postiga, which was much more humorous than some comedic humor.

Interestingly, after the game, the Portuguese national player who was spit out in a shoe by Postiga officially complained to the Portuguese Football Federation, saying that Porto player Postiga insulted him in a disgusting way during the game and asked the Portuguese Football Federation to punish Postiga.

Postiga almost didn't scold his mother after getting the news, why did I make you green or how to drop it? It's over, isn't it?

However, it is said that the Portuguese Football Federation is holding a meeting internally, and it may really punish Postiga, anyway, Postiga is now looking like a beeping dog and laughing to death.

In any case, the purpose of a few animals to attract traffic has been achieved, although the way is a little less normal, but the result is good after all, isn't it?

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