Arsenal's transfer work has officially ended, and they have officially entered the technical and tactical drills of the new season.

Quaresma has never played against Ballack, either for club or country.

Porto have not faced Bayern Munich in the Champions League, and neither have Arsenal.

The Portuguese national team reached the semi-finals of the World Cup at the same time as the German national team, but unfortunately did not meet in the semi-finals.

Germany were knocked out of the tournament by Italy and had no way to play Portugal in the final as hosts.

So, this is the first time Quaresma has seen Barak in reality.

Thick eyebrows and big eyes, the square pavilion, and the tall and mighty figure, it is simply standard...... What does the runner-up look like......

Usually the champions are handsome and handsome people like Quaresma, who have a lot of eyes and have nothing to think about crooked, and the chances of winning are greater.

Too upright, often not easy to win!

Probably, good people have a short life, and bad people live for a thousand years, that's the truth!

Football in this world is complicated enough, almost ruled by a bunch of teases that Quaresma never thought of, Quaresma is always surrounded by strange things, and now having Ballack as a normal person is simply saving Quaresma's worldview.

When he first arrived, Ballack seemed very low-key, not to mention showing his leadership qualities, he just wanted to integrate into Arsenal as soon as possible!

However, in Quaresma's opinion, Barak is a little too shy.

Gallas was very slow to change clothes before, always the last to walk out of the locker room, but on the first day of Barack's arrival, he didn't dare to change his clothes first, and wanted to drag it out until the last.

Quaresma was puzzled, what was he shy?

Could it be that a big man would be afraid of others looking at him shirtless?

Or is there a certain part of Barak that is too short, and as for him not wanting to show it in front of others, he has a serious inferiority complex?

The more Barak shirked, the more curious Quaresma became.

I don't know if curiosity can kill the cat, but it's enough to make a few of the people behind him laugh and strip Barak to the ground.

The skin is very white!

This is the first impression of several animals such as Quaresma on Barak's upper body!

There is nothing invisible to people, is the problem in the lower body?

Looking at the ill-intentioned smiles of these animals, Barak was not good.

There is also a practice in football of old people bullying newcomers, and he is not a newcomer himself?

Even if he is a newcomer, he can be regarded as a top midfielder in football, so do you still have to go through the experience of a newcomer?

Tugging at his pants, Barak was afraid that a few animals would do something to him!

I played at Arsenal, not a base!

"What are you doing all the time?" Quaress asked, puzzled, "Hurry up and change your clothes and sneakers and go to training!" ”

Barak, who was guarding his pants, smiled embarrassedly at this time, his head was about to droop, and he squirmed and said, "That, you guys go first, I'll change it slowly, don't worry!" ”

The more Balak did this, the more Quaresma wondered what Barak's concerns were.

Seeing that Quaresma didn't understand his vow to give up, Barak lowered his head and gave an answer very embarrassed.

"Well, my feet don't smell good, I'm afraid that after I take off my shoes, you won't be able to stand it and run away!"

This answer made the whole locker room silent, and he looked at Barak with an incredible gaze, and his expression was as if he really smelled it!

Barak is actually sweaty feet?

No wonder he didn't change his clothes and shoes when there were many people, because he was afraid that we wouldn't be able to stand it!

Just when everyone was amazed, suddenly Gallas burst out laughing.

"What's this, if I take off my shoes, you won't be able to run if you want to! Hahaha! ”

Garas's tone was even a little disdainful, as if it was something to be proud of!

Quaresma couldn't help but roll her eyes, how did you manage to talk calmly about sweaty feet?

The ability of the two new signings is good, but the problem is that the Arsenal dressing room will say goodbye to the fresh air in the future!

There seems to be not much difference between the improvement of strength at such a price and the economic development at the cost of haze!

Maybe it's a psychological effect, through the shoes, Quaresma seems to have smelled a sour smell!

Nima!

I'm going to throw up!

Can I ask the club to have a separate room for Gallas and Ballack?

The club has always promoted a human touch, and now is the time for you to deliver on your promises!

People-oriented, don't stay literal!

Is this a locker room version of Resident Evil?

Just when everyone was shocked and inexplicable, Garras and Barak had already begun a competition to defend their honor!

"How can I be the king of the Seine with sour feet in vain?" Gallas was born on the banks of the Seine.

Barak didn't show weakness, "Do you really think I, an East German fungal maniac, will be afraid of you?" ”

It's like a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City, and in the end, Garas and Barak are all gone!

They were buried with the ...... All members of the Arsenal first team......

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As it turns out, Quaresma's good expectations may be in vain, and the two new signings, Ballack and Gallas, don't seem to be normal people, at least normal people don't compete to see whose feet are more flavorful......

After the reinforcement of the transfer market, Arsenal's main squad for the new season has also surfaced, and in recent times, Arsene Wenger has been tapping into the potential of this main squad in training.

If you face a strong team, the starting formation of 4231 is balanced in attack and defense, and the midfield will not fall behind, Arsenal has the capital to compete with any team.

In the face of weak teams, the starting formation will only become the standard 442 position, with the double strikers Thierry Henry and Adebayo charging forward, and the combination of Xiaofa and Ballack in the middle of the midfield can directly suppress the opponent and provide a steady stream of support.

Regardless of bench depth, Arsenal are more than capable of being competitive over the long campaign of the season.

However, the only regret is that the departure of Ashley Cole has had an impact on Arsenal, who are the best left-back in the Premier League and are an important part of Arsenal's tactics.

Replacement Klich, although good, is still not as dangerous as Ashley Cole.

Gallas, a new signing who could only play at left wing-back at Chelsea, prefers to return to the middle of the pitch and at Arsenal he finally got his wish.

It's just that Arsenal have Campbell and Colo Toure in the defence, and the newcomer Gallas is obviously not strong enough to press one of the two directly to the bench, so he can only wait for his opportunity slowly.

Of course, if the opposition has a very explosive right midfielder or right winger, then Arsene Wenger may strengthen the defence by playing Gallas at left wing-back.

Gallas wants to cry without tears, at least at Chelsea, he can almost play the main team, but when he arrives at Arsenal, he can't even play the main team, it's really sad!

What's even more sad is that because in the bench lineup, he has to face Quaresma's ravages on him every time he trains, which is extremely cruel, and Gallas can't wait to announce his retirement directly.

Of course, Quaresma didn't care, and Garras cried and cried, and he got used to it!

What makes Quaresma feel satisfied is that every time he rehearses a new lineup and new tactics, the growth rate of his team's cooperation ability has been significantly accelerated, which is much more useful than watching the game video day and night.

Originally, Quaresma had a very creative idea, to sign up for the football coach training course by himself, and learn systematically, will his team's ability to cooperate grow by leaps and bounds?

However, after learning more about the coaching course, Quaresma gave up on the idea!

In his imagination, the coach training class is like a cram school, a group of people who are interested in the football coaching profession sit in the classroom and listen to the senior tactical lecturer on the podium keep chattering, the course is finished, and a training certificate is directly issued, and then, a group of rookie coaches are born.

But in fact, that's not the case at all!

The football coach training system is divided into five levels, no matter what career you have been engaged in before, even if you are a peak professional player, but if you want to become a football coach after retirement, you can only follow these five steps to move up, step by step, and you can't skip grades.

The most basic level 1 coach training is simple, but the design of the tutorial is only to teach students the basics of football and how to improve their individual football skills, and does not involve technical and tactical knowledge at all.

Level 2 Instructor Training also does not involve technical and tactical theories.

It is only at the third level that students are really taught about the overall control of 11-a-side football, the principles of technique and tactics, the training methods and other different aspects.

In other words, if Quaresma wants to improve his teamwork skills through the coaching course, he must first pass the boring level 1 and level 2 training and exams before he can acquire technical and tactical theoretical knowledge in the third level of the training course.

It's too much trouble!

If you get the third-level coaching certificate, you can become a youth coach!

It was a waste of time, and the fact that this thing could not be taught by correspondence, Quaresma simply gave up the idea.

Or grow slowly and imperceptibly around Wenger!

No matter how bad it is, Arsenal still has a few assistant coaches, and it is okay to talk to them about tactics and never break the law, but it is a big deal at the cost of a few young models...... Cough...... At the cost of a few meals, bribes and bribes!

With his diligent and studious character, he may not have retired yet, and his coaching ability is already comparable to that of some super coaches!

After retiring, he coached the giants directly, and it was seamless, and it was very interesting to think about it!

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In the process of building the overall strategy, Arsenal played several warm-up games, losing and winning, but no one cared about the result.

If someone thinks that Arsenal does not play well in the warm-up game, the future of the new season is bleak, and by the end of the season, his face will probably be swollen!

Everyone's prediction for the Premier League title in the new season is actually much the same.

Chelsea, who have topped the Premier League for the second season in a row, remain the favourites to win the title, with a strong squad, mature tactics and a top manager who are the reasons why everyone is optimistic about them, and their chances of winning the title are the best.

However, Arsenal are also not to be underestimated in the hearts of everyone, with the ability to threaten Chelsea's dominance, and the introduction of superstar Ballack in the summer, at least in the main lineup, Arsenal can compete with Chelsea, the only weakness is probably the depth of the bench.

Of course, with Quaresma, the first person in football, Arsenal have a chance to erase any gap, and this is the most amazing thing about Quaresma!

Don't underestimate the magic of Quaresma.

Last season's Arsenal did not have the capital to win the Champions League, but it was thanks to Quaresma's magical play that Arsenal defeated all their opponents and stood on the top podium.

The same is true for this summer's World Cup, Portugal does not have an obvious championship compared to the giants, but Quaresma almost single-handedly helped Portugal lift the Hercules Cup!

Terrifying!

So with Arsenal's squad barely inferior to Chelsea, and with Quaresma's sublimation, who dares to say that Arsenal must not be able to beat Chelsea?

Therefore, in everyone's mind, Arsenal and Chelsea are the two same favorites to win the title!

As for the other two traditional giants, Manchester United and Liverpool, I am afraid that they are going to drift away from the champions!

Manchester United have brought in Michael Carrick but it doesn't seem to be able to elevate the existing squad, and even if young players such as Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney are getting more mature, it is inevitable that they will be able to compete with Chelsea and Arsenal.

The Reds Liverpool are even less interesting, a Kuyt who can only fake a fall in the World Cup can give them the strength to win the championship directly?

No one believed it at all!

From the odds given by the bookmaker to win the championship, the mainstream view can already be seen.

Chelsea are 3.80 to win the title

Arsenal are priced at 3.90 to win the title

Manchester United are priced at 12.00 to win the title

Liverpool are priced at 16.00 to win the title

......

Arsenal are behind at odds of 0.1, in fact, because of their bench depth.

The odds of Liverpool and Manchester United have exceeded 10 to win the title, and it is clear that everyone is not optimistic about their prospects of winning the championship!

And in the top scorer odds rankings, Quaresma is already at the top of the list and far ahead.

Last season, Quaresma finished the Silver Boot in the Premier League just behind team-mate Thierry Henry, ahead of Ruud van Nistelrooy.

But that doesn't mean Quaresma isn't enough goalscoring prowess.

On the one hand, Quaresma's attendance in the league is not very high, and the overall game time is far less than that of his rivals;

On the other hand, many times Arsenal defeated their opponents, and in the situation that they had already locked up the victory, I am afraid that Quaresma would not go all out and fight too fiercely.

At the same time, teammate Thierry Henry is aiming for the Golden Boot, and Quaresma may not be willing to compete with Thierry Henry.

That's the main reason why Quaresma didn't win the Golden Boot in the league!

Winning the Champions League Golden Boot with a single-season personal goal record in the Champions League, and scoring an incredible 12 goals in the World Cup, it seems that this is Quaresma's real ability!

Who would dare to underestimate such a super goalscorer who scores goals?

Last season, Quaresma gave up the Golden Boot to teammate Thierry Henry, so how could Henry be embarrassed to continue this season, let alone Resma?

Van Nistelrooy is gone, Henry is not arguing, so who else can pose a threat to Quaresma's Golden Boot?

Perhaps, only Shevchenko, a Ukrainian nuclear warhead who has just joined Chelsea, has a slight possibility!

Of course, this is based on the fact that Quaresma's goal tally has not improved significantly this season.

If Quaresma really exploded in the new Premier League season and scored more goals, then it doesn't matter who the rivals are!

At that time, I'm afraid I'm really lonely and defeated!

The bookmaker's Golden Boot odds for Quaresma are surprisingly low, and it is obvious that they can make money, and if the odds are high, all the bets will not be enough to pay.

In short, everyone is looking forward to the new season of Arsenal and Quaresma.

The time of Quaresma is really coming!

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"Let's have a group activity in the evening, after training for so long and there is no entertainment, I feel like my whole body is going to rust!"

In between trainings, Eboue began to pout the nightclub entertainment.

With Ashley Cole gone, the Ivorians became Arsenal's entertaining leaders.

Several animals responded, and Gallas, who had just joined, also actively joined the small group, and he was already the staunchest supporter of the nightclub action.

But Quaresma didn't have time to fall for them, the wandering was just to find a kind of mental stimulation, everyone has different pursuits, if you just want excitement, then Quaresma has too many ways!

If you have time to go to a nightclub and be decadent, it's better to go to iron, or go to school to find Emma, even if you want to have some ambiguity with different beauties, there is no need to go to entertainment venues, where the purpose is not pure.

And, there's the Community Shield tonight, and Quaresma wants to watch the game!

The two teams competing in the Community Shield are Chelsea, the Premier League champions, and Liverpool, the FA Cup winners, and only they are eligible to compete for this Super Cup, which is similar to the Super Cup in other countries.

Maybe it's not a high-value competition, and people don't care too much about the honor and dispensability.

But the Community Shield is a review of the new season for both teams, and there are still things that can be seen from the course of the game.

Both of these opponents deserve Quaresma's attention!

In the previous life, Chelsea turned from prosperity to decline in this season, and many contradictions broke out in a concentrated manner, even if they have a big team, it is inevitable that the tragedy of Mu three years will not be avoided.

Liverpool, on the other hand, may have been inconsistent in the league but reached the Champions League final again this season, and although they were eventually avenged by Milan on Istanbul night, they could also be Arsenal's opponents.

So, Quaresma has to keep an eye on these two opponents!

Shaking his head and rejecting Eboue's offer, Quaresma spun back to the locker room, ready to change and go home!

However, the moment he pushed the door in, Quaresma ran away, and if he hadn't run fast, he would have almost been thrown here!

Nima, Garas is in a hurry to change shoes!

Quaresma ran a long way, his face was green from poisoning, and he almost died in it.

I'm Nima!

So poisonous!

Arsenal can't even mix!

When Garras came out, his face was still a little embarrassed, but his heart was secretly refreshed.

Let you ravage me on the training ground, and I will ravage you with my stinky feet!

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Back home, Quaresma was already in a state of panic, but as the race began, he slowly calmed down.

Look at Chelsea's performance, and then look at Liverpool's performance, these two opponents are very strong!

Both managers have a strong tactical approach to limiting their opponents, so the game may not be exciting, but it will be intense!

The match scene did not surprise Quaresma, but the result still surprised Quaresma a little.

Liverpool won and got the new season off to a flying start with a 2-1 win over Chelsea.

Liverpool showed excellent tactical execution and seemed to be in better form than Chelsea, so it was no surprise that they won the title.

But Chelsea's performance is a bit bad!

Shevchenko was completely unable to play as well as he should in the forward line and was lost in Chelsea's tactical system, which was the most important reason for Chelsea's defeat.

Quaresma knows that this deal will prove to be a failure after all, Shevchenko in Mourinho's tactical system, it is difficult to play his own strength, and it will also affect the overall strength of the team, if Abou insists on letting Shevchenko occupy the main position, I am afraid that Chelsea will not escape the fate of decay.

Drogba's fulcrum role is indispensable, he must occupy a main position, and if he wants Shevchenko to play, he can only play two strikers, so that the midfield is not easy to arrange!

Jose Mourinho is still better at the formation of 4231, which is built on a tight defensive system.

That's interesting!

Maybe they didn't even have to beat Chelsea, and they themselves fell!

After watching the game and sighing, Quaresma continued his iron career, although the equipment in the gym was about to be broken by him, but this did not be a reason for Quaresma to be lazy.

I haven't left everyone behind yet!

Don't show all the loneliness with "the height is unbearable", this is just the way the successful person pretends to be forced.

If you don't stand at the top, you don't even have the capital to express this kind of emotion!

Although Quaresma is barely the first person in world football, whether it is Ronaldo or Messi, he has not stopped catching up, and this season's Kaka is destined to be supernatural, if he doesn't work hard, he will definitely be caught up by Kaka.

The title is not hot in his arms, and he has to return it to others, and Quaresma is not reconciled.

So, keep up the good work!

"Five hundred push-ups!"

"If you can't do it, do another five hundred squats!"

"Finally, ten more sets of instruments will be pressurized, and tonight's task will be almost the same!"

Quaresma hummed and continued to train with Xiao Li's training method until he was exhausted, and then threw himself on the bed and slept to death!

In the dream, Quaresma was making out with Emma, taking off her clothes, but Wenger picked them up.

"At this time, you still have the leisure to do bad things, hurry up and play for me!"

So, the dazed Quaresma went on the field bare-bottomed, and then, he faced his opponent 11 strong men......

"If you keep glancing at my ass, then we really can't have fun together!"

Quaresma muttered, rolled over, and fell asleep again.

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Arriving at the training base early the next day, Quaresma turned on the training mode again, and did at least 20 sets of shooting exercises before his teammates arrived!

As his teammates arrived, Quaresma could clearly see that a few guys who had participated in the group activity last night had big dark circles under their eyes, yawning incessantly, and felt as if they could fall asleep on the lawn at any time.

One look at it shows that they must have done something bad last night!

However, when it was time for training to officially start, the two new signings, Gallas and Ballack, had not yet arrived, much to Quaresma's confusion.

Did the two guys forget the difference in the start time of training between the new club and the old one?

After a morning of hard training, it was not until lunchtime, in the surprised eyes of his teammates, Gallas and Ballack were late, and the frustrated expressions of the two men made Quaresma make up for a big drama.

The two had a good time last night, got drunk, and each went to the hotel with the girl in their arms and partyed all night.

As a result, when I woke up in the morning, I found that the two of them were sleeping in the same bed!

Isn't that scary?

So, who was it that party with me last night?

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But obviously, Quaresma's brain supplement is very unreliable, and the truth is not like that at all!

Soon, Quaresma learned what had happened from Ebue's mouth.

Last night I did have a lot of fun in the nightclub, and everyone also had their own catches, so I took the girl I caught to the hotel to continue to have fun.

However, the bad thing is in the two stinky feet of Garras and Barak.

The girl Gallas caught was too anxious, and as soon as she entered the hotel room, she took the initiative to stick it up, entangled with Gallas, and impatiently helped Gallas take off her clothes and shoes......

Then, she passed out......

When you wake up in the morning, the girl calls the police directly on the grounds that Gallas violated her, but that Gallas was planning to murder him.

If you don't murder, why store poison gas in your shoes?

So, in the morning, Gallas was dealing with the matter, so much so that he missed training.

Gallas wanted to cry without tears!

Blame me?

Who made you so anxious?

Usually before I go to bed, I have to disinfect my feet, you don't let me disinfect, you can't blame me for being poisoned!

Fortunately, such an embarrassing incident was not reported by the paparazzi, otherwise it is estimated that Gallas would have become the laughing stock of world football.

And Barak seems to be more unlucky, he didn't go to the nightclub with a few animals last night, but went on a date with his girlfriend who had just dated.

Unexpectedly, after the two enjoyed a romantic candlelight dinner in the hotel room, they were about to have a passion, and then Barak took off his shoes, and his girlfriend vomited directly.

When his girlfriend ran away in a panic, Barak was stupid there.

Why didn't the girl react when she was passionate a few times before?

He always thought that girls could tolerate the unique smell of their feet!

After a while, the girl called and broke up with Barak directly, and at the same time, told the reason.

It turned out that she had suffered from sinusitis before and couldn't smell it at all, so she did something shameless with Barak a few times, and she didn't notice anything unusual.

But today, the sinusitis was cured, and Barak gave her a big surprise.

I almost didn't let her die there!

It's all a biological weapon, right?

Parted!

Must break up!

Let Barak redeem in every possible way, the girl's attitude is very resolute!

Even though Barak is very good in all aspects, the thought of living with Barak in the future makes me want to vomit.

Tynyima stinks!

Then, the lovelorn Barak got drunk, drunk to the ground, and slept until almost noon before getting up to train at the base!

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After listening to what happened to the two of them, the corners of Quaresma's mouth twitched slightly, he really doubted how the two of them grew so big!

Are their closest parents still alive?

Perhaps, there will indeed be a Resident Evil scene in a Hollywood movie, but it is not necessarily caused by a biological virus leak, and the cause is most likely caused by germs on the feet of Garras and Barak......

It seems that the plan to build an isolation locker room must be put on the agenda!

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Finally, the new season of the Premier League has begun.

In the first round, Arsenal sat at the new stadium to meet the challenge of Villa.

Arsenal season ticket sales for the new season are very good, which makes the construction of Arsenal's new stadium meaningful, if the fans don't buy it, and still the same number of fans, Arsenal will become the laughing stock of the whole world football.

Fans are also looking forward to Arsenal's performance in the new season, and it seems that Arsenal's current squad is even more dominant than the unbeaten title-winning season.

Moreover, even the Champions League title, which was once unthinkable, has been obtained, and Arsenal can be among the top giants, how can fans not continue to support the team at this time?

During the warm-up, the fans kept singing, from the Arsenal team anthem, to simple songs written for the players, and finally sang "There is only one Arsène Wenger!" Passion!

Naturally, Quaresma also has his own songs, but Quaresma has never been able to hear which song Quaresma's song is based on.

Sometimes Quaresma wonders, why don't you find a composer and lyricist to create a song for herself, and let the fans sing this song to praise herself?

Well, that's a bit too shameful!

After the warm-up, the starters returned to the dressing room, while the substitutes sat directly on the bench, with Quaresma sloppy following Gallas on the bench.

That's right, Quaresma didn't make it to the starting lineup for this game.

Because he reached the World Cup final, Quaresma didn't get much rest in the summer, so Wenger is ready to give Quaresma more time to adjust, so he doesn't plan to let Quaresma take on the heavy responsibility anytime soon.

Even Ballack and Thierry Henry were not in the starting line-up, and if they were injured when they were not in good shape, it would be more than worth the loss.

Quaresma doesn't feel that he has a problem with his form, after all, there is a system guarantee, and the last thing he worries about is his form.

However, just as Wenger always thought that he was not in good shape, the stubborn professor would always decide something according to his own inherent perception, so Quaresma had no choice but to sit on the bench.

It's okay, when the team's offense can't open the situation, the professor will think of himself!

Isn't it?

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