Chapter 1350: Our Two Nations, Save the World! 【Let's start subscribing】
For foreigners who always pick on the thorns of Longxia, Longxia reporters who often go abroad know best.
It's not once or twice, but at least when there are Longxia people on the scene, they will generally restrain a little.
But this time it was a real slap in the face.
She only felt that more than a dozen war correspondents from various countries around her were looking at her with a smile on their faces.
"Hello, since you are a military master from the Curry Rice Country, can I ask, can I take this sentence of your evaluation of the Longxia people as the judgment of the military of your Curry Rice Country?"
"This ...... That's just my personal statement. ”
The curry rice country master hesitated for a moment, but still said this.
The female reporter of Long Xia narrowed her eyes, and then sneered: "It turns out that on such a formal occasion, you can also express your own opinions, then I will also say on behalf of myself, with the lazy and stupid IQ of your curry rice countrymen, it is completely impossible to catch up with Long Xia, instead of staring at Long Xia every day with those time, it is better to find a more suitable opponent, such as ...... What about Africa? ”
"You!"
The female reporter's remarks instantly angered the master of the curry rice country, and his face changed, and he looked like he was about to rush down.
But the female reporter is not afraid, in this case, if the other party really dares to do it, it can only show that the curry rice people are worthy of low IQ.
And when the master of the curry rice country's military uniform was furious, the 'First Surgical Great Sage' sitting next to him suddenly stretched out his hand and stopped him.
This so-called saint no longer roared and screamed like in Jia Long's video at this time, but was extremely calm, half naked, raising one hand and the other hand to stop the military uniform master who was about to break out.
“#%&*#&*%#@@@。”
He spat out a string of strangely sounding words.
"Our saint interceded for you, otherwise I would have beaten you no matter what the occasion was, woman."
The master of military uniforms sat down, and the female reporter of Longxia also sat down calmly.
She knew that what she had just said was too radical and violated the principle of fairness and justice of reporters, but before becoming a reporter, she had another identity, that is, Longxia.
Usually do some small actions behind your back, a little smear, and you can't catch the pigtails, but it is impossible for a person to bear such a face-to-face humiliation of Longxia people.
The Stars and Stripes people present, as well as those reporters, completely remembered the conflict between the other party's talents, and it is estimated that they will write about it when they go back, and try to provoke the conflict between Long Xia and Curry Rice.
That's what they do best.
The reason why all countries in the world with development potential have a rival opponent or enemy is because the West, when it was stronger in the past, liked to lay an ambush for others in this way, so that it could hinder the development and catch-up of all potential countries.
"Okay, you go on, it's just a small episode, don't worry about it."
The super master of the Stars and Stripes Banner Nation urged the curry rice people to continue to speak.
He was really afraid that the curry rice people would be impulsive, because after talking all the way, he always felt that these two people were indeed a little stupid, not very smart Yazi.
It is a good thing to intensify the contradictions between the two sides, but if it goes too far and fights on the spot, then this perfect press conference will be greatly discounted.
"Okay."
The master of curry rice hurriedly nodded.
"The situation at that time was like this, although the machine of the Longxia people recorded most of the incident, it did not record how desperate our saint fought with the red-eyed people, and how many injuries he suffered. You must know that the saint was not feeling well the day before, and his combat effectiveness was greatly reduced, and in such a situation, the saint still fights, which shows how great he is. ”
"After this battle, the so-called female anchor went down to the valley, the saint had already lost too much blood at that time, and she was a little delirious, probably because of this, so his face may be a little abnormal, what kind of Longxia anchor, actually engaged in a sneak attack, and injured the two of us together, you know, I am just an ordinary master of the military of the Curry Rice Country, she is a master ranked eleventh in the world, I naturally can't stop it."
"Now, the saint of our family is not ready to hold her responsible, but he wants to ask clearly, why did this girl bully the curry rice people, is our curry rice country so easy to bully?"
Is this called not being prepared to be held accountable?
The meaning of the last sentence is that they want to stir up trouble and provoke a war between the people of the two countries.
The female reporter of Long Xia listened in the audience, and she was speechless with joy.
"Okay, these two things are the content of today's press conference, see you next time."
The super master of the Stars and Stripes Banner once again took the stage and announced the end of the brief press conference to the reporters sitting on a simple stool underneath.
Although the press conference was brief, he believed that what they did on Hilly Peak would surely shake the whole world, and then he would naturally become a world-famous figure.
After all, he understands, although the status of super masters is high, but in the entire Stars and Stripes Banner Country, the number of super masters is not too small, and it is not much worse than the super masters of Long Xia.
Therefore, if you want to get ahead in the context of this big world where super masters go out of the mountain, and even climb to a well-known role like Valkyrie, and finally affect all aspects of the high-level of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country, it will take a lot of fame.
The task of the collapse of Ciri Peak is a chance for him to finally win a high position in the chaos that will arise.
At the moment, everything is perfect, although the task is not done by them, but who knows?
One by one, the reporters left their seats and streamed out.
It's just that the two curry rice countries, including the 'First Surgical Great Sage' who got a language translation and knew what the female reporter of Long Xia said, stared at her at this moment, and they were all not good.
Don't think that the Longxia people love face, the curry rice people are actually not bad at all, and their way to solve the face problem is violence or even killing many times, because they can't think of a better way.
"Two, this Longxia reporter can't move, in short, you don't have to listen to her words, show a little grace, we are about to become saviors."
The super master man stepped forward with an excited face and smiled at the two curry rice Chinese.
"Okay, for your sake, we won't pursue this Longxia woman, so I, I don't like Longxia people."
The thin surgical great saint, the words were translated by the man in military uniform beside him, and this is what the original words meant.
"No, no, no, don't remember such a little episode anymore, what is the Longxia people, today you are the savior-like heroes, and after today, the Longxia people will treat you as idols, world idols, you have to look like world idols, look at what kind of Longye, she is crazy and crazy, and she has become a famous star in the world, and if you step on her again, your future achievements will definitely surpass her, so you can't be so happy and sad on your face, believe me, The people of the world will be crazy about you. ”
"That's the best, especially the Longxia people, in the future, we will become the idols of the Longxia people, they want to invite us to go, we just don't go, angry with these fans."
Hearing this, the super master of the Stars and Stripes finally shook his head speechlessly.
He figured it out, as if these two were indeed not too smart people, and what kind of saint did not use it in battle with a raised hand, and they all withered as a result, can this prove how pious he is? He couldn't see it anyway.
……
"These people, they're all bastards, didn't Long Xia preside over a coalition campaign recently? As the superpower status of the Stars and Stripes has changed hands, the pressure on us journalists is growing. ”
The female reporter from Longxia took a small vehicle operating in the base camp, and the car carried her to the area where the Longxia soldiers were stationed.
It is said to be a base camp, but the countries are basically separated, within a radius of a kilometer here a camp, there is a camp, so it is really not easy to walk without a car.
"It's just...... Did they really blow up all the Hilly Peaks? There are actually just a few people, a six-member squad of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country, plus two Curry Rice Country...... Master? The last time I heard Senior Tang say, there is no super master in the curry rice country, and the saint is just a Xibei in the shell of a super master. ”
"Such a group of people hit the Hiri Peak, and they also blew up the Hiri Peak, it is said that there will definitely be super red-eyed warriors stationed on it, can they do it? Why don't I believe it, especially when I asked for details, that super master of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country was actually vague and false. ”
"But this manuscript can't be sent out, once it is said, it will be a big news that will cause a sensation in the world, and there is no reason why we don't report it in Longxia. But thinking about the faces of those people just now, why don't I want to write these manuscripts so much? ”
The female reporter was bored, but her professionalism was still there, and she began to write the script.
"Miss Zhou, I have your communication contact, saying that there is information from Master Long."
As soon as she sat down to start work, the female reporter was interrupted by a Longxia warrior who knocked on the door.
"Huh? Longye's information? Okay, I'll go. ”
At the base camp of the coalition forces at the other end, something even more exaggerated came, a military helicopter fell from the sky, and then wore a military uniform, with a bumpy figure, but no matter how she looked like a soldier, a woman holding a microphone and following the photographer behind her, walking quickly from the helicopter.
As she walked, she introduced something, and finally saw the super master of the Stars and Stripes Banner who had just finished the press conference and was standing by the helipad to wait.
"Now let's see, this is our big hero this time, one of the few super masters of our Star-Spangled Banner Country, and also a powerful figure who shines in this war against the New World - Lieutenant Colonel Muev! Hi Muf, I heard that you saved the world this time and did something great, can I interview you? ”
The female reporter walked up to Mufu enchantingly, raised the microphone, and looked very admiring.
"Hi Susan, I think you're right, I saved the world, feed my goddess, I didn't lie to you, I don't believe you can take a plane to see, Ciri Peak was blown up by us, yes, it collapsed with a bang. With the evil facilities above ready to kill the whole world, dear Susan, do you think this has saved the world? ”
"Wow, did you blow up Ciri Peak? For those of you from the Stars and Stripes, you may not know that Hilly Peak is the highest mountain in the Southern Continent, and it is more than 5,000 meters high. ”
"No, Susan, if I'm not mistaken, the peak of Hiri should be more than six thousand three hundred meters."
"Oh, Muf, forgive me for my limited knowledge, anyway you blew up Ciri Peak, right? Oh my God, you've done a great job this time, can you please let me in and tell us more about it? You see, now that we're on the air, the whole Stars and Stripes Nation and even the whole world are watching in real time, and I hope you're not bragging. ”
"Of course, Susan, I can invite you to come in and sit down, but before I do that, I'm going to say hello to the Star-Spangled Nation audience, hey, I'm Muf, a man who was told by my mother when I was a kid that I must be a man."
"Haha, your mother is so humorous, so is she very happy with you now."
"No, no, I'm not manly enough, and now she often scolds me like a child, hahaha."
……
Not only did the Stars and Stripes respond quickly, but even the Curry Rice Country, which has always been inefficient, actually borrowed the equipment of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country this time to conduct a 'great' live broadcast.
In this live broadcast, there is a reporter and host of Curry Rice's domestic war zone, he is a middle-aged man.
When he saw the great saint of curry rice surgery, the host raised one hand to represent his respect for the saint.
In front of the live broadcast channel, most of the curry rice people in front of the TV were very excited, after all, they saw their favorite and most popular 'First Surgical Great Sage'. Many people washed their faces with tears and raised an arm, especially when they saw the great saint smiling at the camera, many viewers in front of the screen screamed with happiness, howled and trembled.
"Hello dear saint, I am honored to speak the same language as you."
"Hello, handsome reporter, may the god of wetness shine on you."
The thin first surgical saint raised his arms higher and babbled in his mouth, if people from other countries heard it, it was like the language of an old man, but the middle-aged host was almost so moved that he couldn't hold the microphone.
"I want to interview you and your escort this time, and I want to know how you and the team of Stars and Stripes Nation masters completed this great and sacred mission, and I also want to know why the Longxia anchor attacked you at that time, and what you think of this incident."
The moderator speaks the language of the saints, so there is no problem communicating at all.
And the content of the exchange between the two sides is no different from what Muf, the super master of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country, said to the camera, after all, the two sides have exchanged a lot of things on details along the way.
It's just that the curry rice country has snatched some credit a little bit.
Everyone makes it up, so why do you have to do more credit than us for the story you make up?
Isn't it just making up, we will also, for example, when climbing and being attacked, risk death to save the special soldiers of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country, and at the critical moment, hand the super masters of the Stars and Stripes Banner Country the fire and medicine boxes that are about to explode......
The big credit is given to them, and the small credit will definitely be reaped.
Anyway, the people of the Star-Spangled Banner will not jump out and deny it, right?
"Huh?"
What they didn't know was that when they started to blow up, in another place in the same barracks, the Longxia 'Zhou reporter' who had had conflicts with them before, listened to the words in the communication, and there was a look of surprise on his face......
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