Chapter 150: Teach you how to blow, cook wine and talk about heroes! 【2-in-1】
"Haha, I must believe it, my brother Kai is honest and humble, elegant and easy-going, how can it have anything to do with such a thing as a plug-in!"
"Yes, Brother Kai, we support you, as you said, the fans are your family...... So we will definitely wait for you to return to the top and kill faker alone, but this period of grievances and hatred between the strongest mid-laner players in China and South Korea two years ago! ”
"Brother Kai's opening is the opening that begins to create miracles, and the opening that begins to kill people with supergods, and it is definitely not the opening of hanging!"
"There's nothing wrong with it, my brother Kai's performance today will definitely go down in history...... Look at me when I go back, I will blow up my brother on the Internet! ”
There was a commotion at the scene.
Almost everyone was cheering for Lu Kai loudly.
Seeing that the audience was so uniform, I believed that he didn't hang up, and Lu Kai was finally satisfied...... The so-called snacky talk, he also plans to end here.
Behind him, the other YM team members, PDD and Su Xiong were all smiling.
PDD was even more crazy about his acceptance speech.
Originally, he wanted to make a wave, but Lu Kai had already finished the commotion in advance...... He changed his mind and planned to make a serious wave and incite emotions, but it was much better than Lu Kai sending nonsense like this.
So, Lu Kai was stunned on stage to hear PDD, the dead fat man, frantically pouring bitter water there.
What is this line of work that is not easy to do, why all his net worth and hopes are pinned on YM...... Anyway, PDD said that even Su Xiong and Wang Zhaokai couldn't help but want to wipe their tears, how did they not know that the club was so miserable before, it seemed that the capital chain could be broken at any time and was on the verge of bankruptcy!
But don't say it yet.
PDD is described as such, and many people are overflowing with sympathy for YM.
I think it's so inspirational for such a team to be among the LPL...... Many of Lu Kai's fans immediately fell in love with Wu and Wu, and they posted on Weibo that they had been YM fans for life!
When everyone in the audience shouted YM to cheer, PDD stopped and thanked everyone for their support.
Of course, he didn't forget to brag about Lu Kai...... It's just that while boasting, he directly buttoned a big hat to Lu Kai, saying that he is definitely the No. 1 midlaner in China when he goes all out!
This sentence must be no problem to the fans in the audience, and they wish that it would be the same as PDD, and the current Lu Kai is rarely blown in the sky.
But Lu Kai immediately complained in his heart...... The first few blows in China, can your PDD be low-key.
Don't you know that Lao Tzu is drugged today, and when he is on the third pole tomorrow, he will still be hung up and beaten by the LPL team!
……
Well, PDD really doesn't know.
After he finished blowing, and waited until Xiao Mingningwang and others were interviewed one by one, this LPL relegation match finally came to an end.
The group left the stage, and as soon as they arrived in the aisle, PDD immediately ran over with a smile and hooked up with Lu Kai, asking him what he wanted to eat tonight.
Now that PDD has put down his arrogance, Lu Kai must give him this face.
The Shaxian Hotel was too far away, and there was no yellow stewed chicken five-star chain store nearby, so he immediately pointed to the east...... The Shangri-La Hotel on the Bund is very good, and it's time to go over and let everyone open their eyes together.
PDD felt a pain in his heart.
But seeing that the other team members were cheering and celebrating one by one, he could only forcibly endure it, pretending to be generous, calling the bus, and setting off towards the Huangpu River!
And it is worth mentioning that in the car, Viper actually came over to apologize to Lu Kai in a whisper, saying that he always wanted to prove himself before, and he was always unwilling to let Lu Kai start......
These words also made Lu Kai laugh, indicating that Viper was relaxed although.
He wouldn't care about these little things...... And he himself may not be in YM in the future, and the future still depends on young people like viper.
Such words also made Viper's heart even more ashamed.
At the same time, he was extremely embarrassed...... There is a reason why a person like Brother Kai can succeed, and with this open-mindedness, it is not at all comparable to a little hairy child like him!
But Lu Kai's words that are not necessarily in YM made Su Xiong, Wang Zhaokai and others frown slightly.
But they soon figured it out.
With such strength, Kaige will definitely participate in the S competition and attack the world champion.
Even if they YM hit the LPL, they still can't have the opportunity to participate in the S game.
Therefore, it is estimated that Kaige will not renew his contract...... Whatever, it's better to really take the S crown after opening the brother.
In this way, Tang Chao and Coach Zhang will boast in the future that they have also worked as analysts for the world champion before!
……
Shangri-La Hotel, slaughtered PDD 100,000 in one meal.
But this LPL quota has earned at least tens of millions for PDD!
And this is only the financial gain on the surface, not including the hidden benefits such as the rising value of each player in the team, the fame of the YM club, and his own popularity.
So PDD toasted Lu Kai three glasses when he ate, and it was definitely not that he suffered a loss.
Anyway, this guy quickly got drunk...... In his words, from defeating WE and wielding the mantis fist to now, he doesn't seem to be happier than today.
Lu Kai took a taxi and went back to the villa alone at 0:00 in the evening.
Today, after such a perfect second chasing three, he has reason to believe that the entire Internet should be boasting about his posts.
So as soon as he got home, he was a little drunk, so he lay on the bed, picked up his mobile phone, and hurriedly went to Tieba Weibo and Zhihu.
Really.
The top of Weibo's hot search has been contracted by him ...... "Five-Five Comeback", as well as topics such as "Let the two chase the three miracles YM", all of which are firmly ranked in the forefront of Weibo, and even the hot topics such as the suspected divorce of Da Mi Mi have been fiercely pressed behind him!
As for the post bar, what interests Lu Kai the most are those idioms such as "five and unparalleled", "five can be blocked", "five sons of Dengke" and "five law words".
Anyway, as long as it is an idiom that starts with the word "wu", they can hang it on their heads wittily...... It also made him admire the achievements of hybrid rice, which can make so many netizens full and have nothing to do, and they are talking nonsense on the Internet every day.
Lu Kai looked at the back pot and anti-pressure at this time, which was still at the peak.
Soon, he discovered a story called "Throwing bricks and leading jade, cooking wine and talking about heroes!" ".
Such a name is simply unique among the various boasted posters today.
Out of curiosity, Lu Kai opened the post directly.
No, it's like a grave digging post of thousands of floors...... The poster is the well-known multi-play editor "Valoran Light"
As for the original text, it directly made Lu Kai cry and laugh.
Because the first floor is sprinkled with hundreds of words, it was published in 2013, and it is still ridiculing that he has been retired for almost two years now, and he is now honestly using the big nose of the panda as an anchor.
"Cooking wine on heroes!"
"One day, if the wind feasts on Xiaocang, raise a glass with it, and see that its nose is as big as a pestle, and the heart is very happy. The two sat opposite each other and drank heartily.
Suddenly, the bloody wind gusted, the acid rain continued again and again, and according to the small soldiers, it was actually the baron who refreshed, showing off his martial arts and standing in the summoner's canyon.
If the wind and the small sky are viewed from the shore.
The wind said: "The baron can be far and close against the enemy, and he can be dynamic and quiet; If it is far away, it will spew acid, and if it is close, it will be beaten and bitten by the head; Movement is sound boom in the canyon, and silence is lurking between the clouds and mist. As soon as the baron moved, he was implicated in all directions, and the Jews were determined to cross the seas. Comparable League Heroes. Xiaocang has countless people, and he must know the heroes of the world, please try to point to it. ”
Cang Tutuo said: "Cang's naked eyes know heroes!" ”
The wind nose shook and said angrily: "Hugh is too humble! ”
Cang helplessly said: "There is a person who led a surprise soldier to come out, dominate the Hanbok, rise in the league, invincible, the opponents are all convinced, South Korean Brother Li, a real hero!" ”
Feng waved his hand and said: "Although Brother Li is strong, he has lived in the OGN League for a long time, and he doesn't dare to come to my Heavenly Empire to prove himself, and he can't be called a hero!" ”
Cang said: "Oh love hen dog dog yin, long on the list, domineering side leakage, can you be a hero?" ”
Feng smiled and said: "If I don't know how to resist pressure, I will capture it sooner or later!" ”
Xiao Cang said: "Brother Ah Ji, brave in battle, many changes, now under the jurisdiction of Principal Wang, there are many capable subordinates, can be heroes?" ”
Feng said: "The fart brother is fierce and timid, brave and unscrupulous, fighting for beauty and throwing snakes; Dancing wildly with small profits, non-heroes too! ”
Cang said: "There is a person named Jingcheng Young Woman, Song Town Kyushu, one hand DJing, the other hand playing robbery, posture Liu Zhihao can be a hero?" ”
Feng said: "Ups and downs, IQ is urgent, and non-heroes are also!" ”
Cang said: "There is a young man who has ambitions, every time Kerry, the future is bright, the royal family is crazy puppy, this is a hero?" ”
Feng said: "The puppy is all on the wild as a dog, and the treatment is suppressed, not a hero!" ”
Xiao Cang said: "The old thief in the night, known as the emperor of youth training, can this be a hero?"
Feng said: "Although it is my clan, it is the ear of my younger generation, how can I be a hero!" ”
Xiao Cang said: "Ruzhi's ancestor Berry God Factory Director Curly Mao and others, experienced a hundred battles, countless victories, and are famous all over the world, this is a hero?" ”
Feng smiled and said: "Although each has its own bravery, but for a long time under my command, it is my arm, not a general, not a phase, how to talk about heroes!" ”
Cang said: "If there is no state, how can it be like a five-five class?" ”
Feng stroked his palms and laughed and said: "These are all Vietnamese migrant workers, why worry about killing Matt's washing, cutting and blowing!" ”
Xiao Cang said: "Outside of this, Cangshi doesn't know." ”
The wind took a sip of tea, snorted, and said: "The husband is a hero, with dreams, good at resisting pressure, vivid writing, Weibo is the king, 60E gathers in a snap of his fingers, and when he is stunned, Nongfu Spring flies out, and he is famous in the world in front of him, and sells cakes in the online store behind him!" ”
Cang said: "Who can deserve it? ”
The wind pointed at himself with his hand and said: "Today's hero, I am the only one!" ”
After speaking, the yellow light flashed in situ, the red light flashed on the fingertips, and the bones of a small soldier were left at the place where the light fell, which was very pitiful.
Paste it, everyone is followed by hundreds.
Various: "666""
"I serve spicy"
"The big-breasted brother doesn't give him a way to live!"
"This cute girl B is going to burst into laughter"......
Lu Kai also couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, but just as he was also following those big-breasted brothers to admire this "e-sports Sima Qian", he saw the updated post later......
It doesn't matter if you look at it, it just scares Lu Kai!
The name of the floor that replied to 1000 with the post was a writer who was also very popular at the time, "a sword light cold".
He actually replied in the floor below, and the theme turned out to be Lu Kai and faker.
directly imitated the previous ridiculous format of this "Valoran Light", and once again wrote the first floor with enthusiasm!
"All-Stars: Heroes of Cooking Wine!
One day, Fei Ke banquet Lu Kai, the imperial examination kimchi and gnaw fried chicken, open to see, a little sad, is to take tea and egg cake to share with the branch, the branch is very happy, the two sit opposite each other, happy to drink.
Suddenly, the bloody formations, the acid rain was repeated, and according to the soldiers, it was actually a big dragon refreshed, and the branch was watched from the other side.
Ke said: "Does my brother know the changes of the big dragon? ”
Lu Kaiqian said: "I don't know its auspiciousness. ”
Feike said: "The big dragon can be far and close against the enemy, and it can be dynamic and quiet; In the distance, acid spews, and near there is physical fighting; Movement is sound boom in the canyon, and silence is lurking between the clouds and mist. The life and death of the big dragon is safe, implicated in all directions, the Jews have the ambition and crisscross the world, comparable to the heroes of the canyon, after a hundred battles, read countless people, you will know the heroes of the world, please try to say! ”
Kai said: "The comeback time is still shallow, and I have lived in Betta for a long time, I am afraid that I will not be able to know all the heroes in the world!" ”
Feike said: "You don't have to be too humble, please try to say it!" ”
Kai said: "I heard that the clouds are moving in all directions, the heroes of the world are about to gather in the S5 World Finals, the heroes of the husband, since the S competition for life and death, passing the test, the limit of the gods, but Europe and the United States are very handsome, the European French king is poor, Alex can be a hero?" ”
Feike smiled contemptuously and said: "A corner of peace, eating the name of the ancestors, thinking old, I don't know how quickly the world is changing, this country rat is not a hero!"
Kai said: "The carrion and the ice bird are proud of the world, and they have led the team to win a lot of championships. ”
Fei Ke said: "There are dry bones in the mound, I will personally lead the team to capture them sooner or later, why be afraid!" ”
Kai said: "North American TSM IV and the third duke, there are many old officials, the tiger is in the United States, there is enough food and grass, and there are many capable subordinates, can they be heroes?" ”
Fei Ke said: "Master Pilsen brother has his name, if he sees me, he will die in Zhongya, and he will die in a team battle." ”
Kai said: "Wei Shen clockwork has no solution, imp is back to the top, this LGD can be heroes?" ”
Feike shook his head and said: "The name is false, it is difficult to find a crown, how can we talk about competing for glory in the world?" ”
Kai said: "The head of An's family is in charge of the old man, the fat general is ramming the national uniform, and the moon wheel robbing the fire shadow show is overturning Europe, these three people can be called heroes!" ”
Feike said: "When the head of An sees me like a mouse and a cat, he walks the barrier and shrinks into the tower; The fat general eats the dividends of the version, and this time I will definitely kill alone; When the Moon Ring Hokage saw me, he instantly turned into a ninja dog, how could these three people be afraid! ”
Kai said: "Galaxy Battleship OMG, crazy puppy boy genius, this can be a hero in the world?" ”
Feike said with a smile: "The Galactic Battleship has fallen apart since ancient times; It is difficult to sweep at home, and it is even more hopeless to go abroad, not for heroes! ”
Kai said: "Poor spicy dance MSI dominates, today there are many generals, invincible in the civil war, violent, can you be a hero?" ”
Feike said: "The spicy dance is a pity for the competition, and when you encounter a strong enemy, you will brush the wild, bully the soft and fear the hard, I will break it!" ”
Kai said: "What about pilots such as Deft, Stateless, Rookie and Kakao? ”
Fei Ke said: "These people are not absolute generals, and they have been defeated by my subordinates, so why worry about it!" ”
Kai said: "Outside of this, I don't know!" ”
Feike said: "A man who is a hero, has great ambitions, has good intentions, has the ambition to win the championship and get the skin, sweeps the domineering of all teams, and has the strength to reach the top of the server...... Can be one enemy five, let two chase three, the limit of the gods, show assassins in the four seas, abuse masters in the universe! ”
Lu Kai said: "Who can deserve it? ”
Feike put the tea eggs on the table, pointed at Lu Kai, and then pointed to himself,
He said: "Today's heroes, only Jun and Cole!" ”
Kaiyan was shocked, and the pickle dish in his hand fell to the ground unconsciously.
When the rain was coming, the thunder was loud, Lu Kainai calmly bowed his head and picked up the saucer and said: "The power of a shock, even here!" ”
Feike smiled and said: "Heroes are also afraid of thunder!" ”
Kai said: "The S competition has been separated for two years, and I haven't fought yet, so I don't dare to call it a hero, and I will lead the team to go abroad in the coming day, and I will meet you at the top of the Forbidden City!" ”
Feike praised the goodness of his palm, and said goodbye to Lu Kai reluctantly, but there was no doubt that there were others!