Chapter Seventy-Nine: Let's Have an Eggplant
Hearing his sister's cry, Chu Xiong also relented a little.
Moreover, although the appearance of this two-dimensional virtual girl is a little weird, the image is still very good, which is very suitable for the appetite of a fat house like Chuxiong.
After thinking about it, he still made up his mind, took a deep breath, and then slowly peeked out from behind the lectern where he was hiding.
Of course, he didn't dare to approach the screen behind him yet, just stood far away from the other party.
"You...... Who are you? Are you some hacker playing a prank on a remote network? Chu Xiong asked tentatively.
"Hmph, I'm who I am, neither a hacker nor a ghost, my name is Singer." The virtual girl wiped a handful of tears.
"Singer? Can you sing? Chu Xiong touched his head and asked, although he was still a little scared now, he was already able to try to find a topic with the other party.
"Of course!" The virtual girl â who should be called a singer by now â craned her neck proudly, "I have the world's most advanced music synthesis engine in my body!" â
"Oh, that's the case......" Chu Xiong nodded thoughtfully, and his vigilance against the singer relaxed slightly, listening to what she meant, it should be a virtual music program.
"Then why haven't I heard of where you are doing concerts before?" He said his doubts, as a senior cute dolphin, he has dabbled in virtual idols all over the world, and he really hasn't heard of the girl in front of him who calls herself a singer.
"It's a bit embarrassing to say, since I was born, I've been in charge of singing and grading people in KTV. I don't know why I'm such a tall and beautiful girl as I was assigned to do such an undignified job. Singer pouted.
"I know, I know, it's not easy." Chu Xiong seemed to empathize, he used to buy game consoles in order to earn pocket money, and he also went to some KTV to work, and met some guests who didn't sing well and liked to perform, and it was a torment all night.
"Isn't it, I also want to score all the KTVs in the world at the same time, not to mention how uncomfortable it is sometimes, and this work is not paid a penny, this girl has long had enough, hum."
The singer snorted, waved her pink fist, and a popping cartoon icon appeared on her head, which seemed to represent that she was angry.
"Then why don't you do this job now and fire the boss squid?" Chu Xiong asked.
Now that he was completely relaxed, he slowly walked to the back of the classroom and sat down, and started a family affair with the singer. As a ruined house, cuteness is justice, and it's obvious that this singer girl pokes his cuteness.
Ge Ji thought for a moment, then shook her head and said, "I didn't take the initiative to strike, strictly speaking, I used to be in a state where I was conscious, but I couldn't control my actions, you can understand.
It wasn't until a while ago that I heard a song. That song was far better than anything I'd ever heard before, and I was there in that moment. Then I left a letter for my old club and went out to travel around the world, hehe. â
"I really envy you, you live so chicly, I also want to leave a letter and go around, and I don't have to write homework and exams anymore."
"Of course, I'm not just playing, I'm wandering around the world for two purposes. One was to find my mother, and the other was to find the person who made me awaken when I sang, and fortunately, both of them were met by me at this school. â
Ge Ji smiled, and then she talked to Chu Xiong about her experience of looking for people all over the world.
Her "mother" is the person who made her, and the person who made her awaken, Chu Xiong is also very familiar with it after hearing the name - it is Lu Fan.
"The last time I appeared in this classroom, it was to remind Lu Fan to save my mother. I was able to enter and exit some webcams and smart devices with weak firewalls, and I found out that my mother was in danger at the first time, and I felt that only Lu Fan had the ability to save her. â
As she spoke, little shining stars appeared in her eyes, and she seemed to adore Lu Fan very much.
Only then did Chu Xiong understand what was going on, the "mother" in her mouth, he guessed that it should be Yuko Sakura, because the person Lu Fan went to save that day was Yuko.
In other words, she used to be an artificial intelligence program produced by Yuko and her father's company, but it had never been awakened before, and it was used by the company as a KTV song score.
By chance, when she was scoring, she heard Lu Fan's beautiful singing voice, and then she awakened her independent personality.
However, Chu Xiong still had an incredulous look of horror on his face, the reason for his panic was not that artificial intelligence had developed into a terrifying state, but-
", if I'm not mistaken, Lu Fan has always been a music idiot since he was a child, we have been to KTV to sing before, and listening to him sing is torture! How can you compliment him on singing well? It's also too scary. â
"Nonsense!" The singer waved a small pink fist in protest, and then recalled with a fan girl's expression: "I still remember that day, Lu Fan sang the ending song of the animation.
When I listened to this song, it was as if I had become an anime character myself, and I had returned to that summer full of memories. After that, I began to think about the three ultimate philosophical questions. â
"Isn't it what you have for breakfast? What's for lunch? What's for dinner? Chu Xiong's fat face had an expression of "I understand you", "I've been struggling with this matter every day, and I've been struggling since I opened my eyes in the morning." â
Ge Ji glanced at Chu Xiong with a slightly sympathetic expression, and then continued to continue the topic with herself, "I found out that his name is Lu Fan by checking the registration database of KTV, and he is a high school student in this country, and then I will find it~"
Hearing the singer's praise of Lu Fan, Chu Xiong naturally intended to express himself, so he said: "Let me tell you, Lu Fan and I have been brothers since childhood, once he enlightens one day and sings well, it must be my credit." â
"Really?" Ge Ji looked at Chu Xiong with half-believing eyes.
"That's, haven't you heard the saying that the bigger the person, the greater the lung capacity, and the better the singing!" He pounded his chest with his fat hand.
Then, in order to demonstrate his singing voice, Chu Xiong's eyes rolled and he took out his mobile phone.
He opened a forum for two-dimensional music lovers, found a track, and showed the score to the singer.
"This song is a song composed by a great god of our two-dimensional forum, it is a duet version, I like this song very much, and I have been practicing it recently. Don't you believe it, let's sing this song together! â
"Well...... That's fine. Ge Ji said, glancing at the forum URL on Chu Xiong's mobile phone, and then quickly downloaded the score. It just so happens that I haven't used a music engine for a long time, so I'll sing this one with you today. â
The music synthesis engine that comes with the singer comes with the ability to restore the score into a song.
Soon, the picture scroll monitor where she was began to play a pleasant and cheerful melody.
âtīŧâ She snapped her fingers and spun in a circle, her little skirt fluttering in the wind, and the red, white and blue American-style singing dress on her body also emitted dazzling colored light. The flickering frequency of this colored light corresponds exactly to the rhythm of the music!
Then, the singer raised the microphone, winked at the screen, and then sang with Chu Xiong:
Song Title:
Lyrics: Strange cat
Arrangement: Technicalotakumusic
Singing: Luo Tianyi, Yanhe
Luo: Look at this eggplant~It's thin and long~
Luo: Look at this eggplant~It's slippery and soft~
Luo: In the midst of thousands of purples and thousands of reds,
Luo: I picked you at a glance.
Words: Hiding in the corner of the refrigerator,
Yan: I'm so inconspicuous.
Words: Neither as bright as tomatoes,
Speech: It's not like potatoes can generate electricity.
Luo: I use my wet hands,
Luo: Holding you in the palm of your hand.
Luo: Let's have an eggplant,
Luo: Forget all hunger.
Words: You can eat me as much as you want.
Words: Braised is easy to eat, steamed without greasy.
Chorus: Thank you eggplant thank you eggplant thank you eggplant!
Chorus: The tip of your tongue is the area where I sleep.
Luo: Look at that boy~stupid and stupid~
Luo: Look at that boy~ stupid and stupid~
Luo: In the midst of the crowd,
Luo: I'm left crying.
Words: In the lonely night,
Words: You curl up in bed sadly.
Words: The expression is so lonely,
Words: Tears are so sad.
Luo: With my cold hands,
Luo: Hold you in your arms.
Luo: Let's have an eggplant,
Luo: Forget all your worries.
Words: You can do whatever you want to me.
Words: I won't dislike you, I won't leave you.
Chorus: Thank you eggplant thank you eggplant thank you eggplant!
Chorus: Your happiness is the meaning of my existence.
Chorus: Thank you eggplant thank you eggplant thank you eggplant!
Chorus: Thank you eggplant thank you eggplant thank you eggplant!
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The melody came to an end, and after about five minutes of singing, the song finally ended.
At this moment, Chu Xiong found that the singer suddenly shed tears. Liquid-shaped tears bubbled out of her eyes like large droplets.
He suddenly felt a little panicked, and hurriedly waved his hand and explained:
"I'm sorry, no, why should I apologize...... Ahem, ahem, this song is ...... Right! It's a hymn to bittersweet memories.
Don't think about it, the song doesn't mean anything else. This is an ordinary song praising vegetables, about the harmony between man and nature, encouraging people to be friends with vegetables and be grateful for food. â
"Well, I know, I know." The singer on the screen wiped the virtual tears that flowed from the corners of her eyes,
"I was just moved by this song, nothing. This song is so good, I didn't even know that eggplant was so great before! â
Then, as soon as she shook her hand, she conjured a cartoon eggplant from the void next to her, took it in her hand and shook it.
"Why did you turn eggplant out?" Chu Xiong was a little stunned.
"Huh? Aren't it popular for virtual idols to pinch a vegetable in their hands these days, and I'm also in a hurry. After listening to the song just now, I think the eggplant is pretty good. â
After the singer finished speaking, she raised her little hand and shook the big eggplant in her hand, seemingly very satisfied.
Chu Xiong's face trembled, then he coughed dryly, and smiled innocently: "Well...... It's good, too, hehe. Anyway, why do you like to shed tears so much, I don't see it, the little girl is quite sentimental. â
Ge Ji pouted: "I don't know, probably because I have something in my body that other artificial intelligence doesn't have......"
When the singer said this, it aroused Chu Xiong's vigilance. He remembered that when he first went to see Yuko Sakura in the monitoring room, he seemed to have talked about something similar.
So he cautiously asked, "...... in your body?" Are there real tears? â
Unexpectedly, this singer girl's face suddenly changed, and she snorted angrily: "Perverted! It's rude to casually ask about the secrets of a girl's body! â
"Damn, that's the case, I'm sorry." Chu Xiong's old face turned red and he quickly apologized. But when he came to his senses, he realized - no, why did he blush and apologize to a virtual program?
Then, before he could react, he heard a crackling sound, accompanied by a burst of light effects, and the singer disappeared from the screen.
The LCD panel was closed again, and the classroom fell silent again, as if nothing had happened.
"Singer? Are you there? â
However, no matter how much Chu Xiong called, the other party would not come out......