Chapter 303: Lao Tzu Hit a Man-Machine!

There is no way to go up one by one, saying that I carried Xu Mengqi on my back, and went upstairs with difficulty, in fact, Xu Mengqi is not heavy, but I am tired during the day today, not to mention, and I still run back like this at night, I am really tired, so I am still tired and a little difficult to go upstairs.

After carrying Xu Mengqi upstairs into her room, I helped her take off her high heels again, looking at her straight and slender jade feet without a trace of dead skin, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva, although at this moment I have the heart to snap, and I don't have the strength to snap! I'm really tired! Then in front of her forehead, with a gentle kiss, she changed the quilt for her, and staggered downstairs, because there was still a guy sleeping underneath.

When I came to the sofa downstairs, I saw Su Duoduo curled up in a ball like a little beast and slept on the sofa, teasing her in bed before leaving, her shy and cute appearance, I felt funny, and this guy's mobile phone is still playing the remaining sins in iQiyi at the moment, the mobile phone is hot, and there is only 7% of the electricity left, it seems that this guy has been sleeping for a long time.

I turned off her phone and TV, put it in my pocket, rested on the sofa for a while, and then picked up this guy all at once, probably because I was too big, so that this guy couldn't help frowning, and then opened his sleepy eyes.

"Wen Hao! Is that you? I'm not dreaming! ”

She looked at me weakly and said! It feels like I'm still half-asleep and half-awake yes.

"It's me! It's me! You're not dreaming! You guy! How did you fall asleep on the couch below! ”

I gently put her on the bed and whispered a little reproach!

"It's really you! You're finally back! Hug! ”

Saying that, Su Duoduo half-squinted his eyes, showed a happy smile on his face, and hugged my neck! Pulled me to the bed.

"That's it! Stop it! Sleep! It's not too early! I'm too tired to do it! I went down and slept! ”

I hurriedly yawned and said!

"Nope! Sleep right here! I don't want you to go! Go to sleep! ”

Saying that, Su Duoduo hugged my neck tightly, and then the two little feet subconsciously clamped me, the little face was close to my chest, and the breathing gradually stabilized.

I'll go! Is this guy awake or dreaming? Watching this guy hug me so tightly, hey! Never mind! Sleep here, sleep here! Anyway, I shouldn't have been sleeping underneath! Xiaolong Dalong must be brushed, and there is a beginning in general, saying that I am too tired to do it, so I fell asleep under Su Duoduo's snuggling.

The next day I woke up in a daze and asked what was so good! It turned out to be the smell of Su Duoduo's bed and body, this girl's unique fragrance is very good to ask, I stretched my waist and prepared to get up, but found that I was clamped very tightly by Su Duoduo's long legs, they said that people who love to sleep with things are insecure children, it seems that Su Duoduo This guy is 100%, after all, this guy has been holding me almost many times.

And I carefully got rid of Su Duoduo's control, after all, her imprisoning skill was too weak, and then got out of bed, because I was a little hungry, and looked at the time It was 9 o'clock! It's almost as if I slept for 6 hours at 3 o'clock, I'm going to go out to buy something to eat, after all, even if I don't eat, these two women have to eat, I suddenly feel like I'm really under pressure now, maybe when you're still a **silk, you can feed the whole family by yourself and not be hungry, but when you have a girlfriend, it's different, when you're not hungry and don't want to eat, you still have to care about whether she is hungry or not.

So I went downstairs and opened the door of the hall on the first floor, breathing in the fresh air outside, knowing that the midsummer morning and evening were still extremely cool, and when I just opened them and stretched my waist, I saw Avina coming back with a cigarette in her mouth and humming a little song, and she was holding her mobile phone, laughing and looking like she should be on the video, and what is even more awesome is that this guy has two strawberries planted on his neck in a very angry way.

"Hmmm! Good! My dear! I'm home! You go to work! Ah! You've got to at least finish the month! Otherwise, it's a pity that I didn't get this salary! I have money, but you can't lose it for nothing, right? Come on! Hang up first! ”

"Yo! The Cannon King is back! How many casualties were there yesterday? ”

Looking at Avi who hung up the phone, I was standing at the door and asked funny!

"I didn't have much to eat, I watched a movie, and then I snapped if I felt sexually happy! Bang Bang Bang! ”

Saying that, Avi clapped his hands obscenely!

"Envy! Someone with a cannon appointment! ”

I looked at Avi and smiled!

"That's it! Don't wash me! Lao Tzu will play the man-machine or the simple mode, you, the person who will directly hit the king's bureau as soon as you come, I will tell you a hammer! Let me in, I'm too tired! ”

"You're tired of yarn, go buy some breakfast and come back!"

I blocked the door and didn't let Avi in!

"Nima! I ate it! ”

"But we didn't eat it! Fast! I'm too lazy to change my clothes! Go for it! ”

I said to Avi shirtless!

"I'll go! Why didn't you call me earlier, and you didn't tell me when you got home! ”

Saying that, Avi gave me a middle finger, and ran out very unhappily.

On the couch in the living room, I ate KFC's love fritters while listening to Avi swing out his glory days last night.

"Haozi! You don't know that foxes are not demons! The mother-in-law in the barber shop is the most sassy! I ran out of magazines last night! You should know the AK47 in CrossFire! Where to shoot empty guns without bullets! Just screaming and screaming! Really sassy! And Fei wants to stamp two stamps for Lao Tzu, saying that I am her person, you say that these non-mainstream mothers-in-law, they just like to engage in these things, what do you like to say, if we don't love it, we can't be friends, I asked him why! She said because we had hurt each other, and I said that we should be enemies! She said no! Because we loved each other dearly, I said what to do! She said to be the most familiar stranger, do you say that this non-mainstream mother-in-law has all feces in her head! ”

Avi was talking to me with a cigarette in his mouth!

"Huh! It's good to be able to get on, you still pick and choose! ”

I smiled and said!

"That's right! I also think it's good to be able to get on, and I said that there is a fine of 50, but this non-mainstream mother-in-law knows that I drive a Ferrari, so she doesn't want to work in the barbershop, and says that she wants me to change jobs for him, which means that I will take care of her, and I can hear it! ”

"Then you take care of it! Anyway, you're a Ferrari brother, and they grow strawberries for you and give you a smile! And he made a promise to you to be with you for the rest of his life, why is it bad? ”

After breakfast, I lit a cigarette and smoked!

"Do you have to hang a gust of wind in the sky! What kind of strawberry smile promise e lineup you have put together with me, I tell you that it is impossible, this kind of non-mainstream mother-in-law in the barbershop can only practice her as a human machine at most, or it is equivalent to coming to the land of Shanghai, and take the first victory first, you must know that Lao Tzu will play the king game in the future! You can't let me play with people for the rest of my life! ”

"Huh! It's cheap for you to play with people and machines, and I wish you could jerk off all your life! Alas! You said these two guys, why are they still sleeping now! I can't go up and call them to eat, after all, I slept a little late last night, and I'm afraid they will lose their temper. ”

I exhaled a puff of smoke and said with some melancholy!

"Haha! I'm Cao! You brushed the dragon last night! Haozi, you kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp! Yesterday must have been a great day! Tell me how it feels! ”

Avi immediately asked me very obscenely!

"Brush your sister's dragon! Don't mention how tired you were yesterday! ”

Saying that, I probably told Avi about last night's incident, but I erased the part with Su Duoduo, because I knew that this guy would definitely be most curious about this paragraph at that time.

"Nima! So much happened to you yesterday after I left? Why don't you call me! ”