Chapter 53: Great Wisdom and Great Chase
Lu Xiaofeng didn't go directly to Ximen to blow the snow, before looking for the West Gate to blow the snow, he still needed to find two old monsters to determine whether what the Great Golden Peng King said was true.
Dazhi Datong are two monsters, and they are said to know anything in this world, which reminds Xia Yunmo of modern search engines.
The whereabouts of the two monsters are erratic, and no one knows their whereabouts except for one person.
This person is "Uncle Turtle Grandson".
This is a very interesting person, and he is also a friend of Lu Xiaofeng, his name is very particular, he is a grandson when he has no money, and he is an uncle when he has money.
This uncle spends money very fiercely, he can't be an uncle for three days, he will become a turtle grandson, and when he has no money to pay the bill, he will press himself there and wait for others to redeem him.
In such a day, others will go crazy in half a year, but this uncle has been like this for ten years.
I have to say that this turtle grandson is very capable.
This turtle grandson has been eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling since he was a child, and he has never done anything serious, but if he wants to find Dazhi Datong, he must be redeemed first.
To redeem this Uncle Turtle Grandson, you must prepare a lot of money, because even if those old bustards know that Uncle Turtle Grandson has no money, they will desperately pour wine and drink to Uncle Turtle Grandson.
Xia Yunmo's grandson uncle they found in a brothel.
"I'm a bastard, an unprecedented bastard, even in a million people, you can't find a bastard like me."
As soon as the three of them walked in, they heard someone shouting, and it seemed that they were shouting with some pride.
Xia Yunmo asked with a smile, "Uncle Sun?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng also smiled: "Apart from him, who else can be like this." ”
Hua Manlou said with a smile: "If a person knows that he is a bastard, then there is still salvation." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I just hope that he is not drunk yet, and he can still take us to Dazhi Datong." ”
Although Uncle Turtle Grandson was a little drunk, he was able to sit up.
He sat upright in the carriage now, as if he were about to fall asleep in the carriage as soon as he relaxed a little.
Xia Yunmo smiled: "Uncle Sun, can you still take us to find Dazhi Datong now?" ”
Uncle Sun opened his mouth and smiled, and said: "I can't find anyone else, but I am really familiar with these two old monsters, no matter where these two monsters are hidden, I can find them." ”
Xia Yunmo said with a smile: "It seems that Uncle Turtle is very familiar with Dazhi Datong, even more familiar than himself. ”
Uncle Sun smiled: "Who made me their nemesis, who made them my cash cow." With this cash cow, you wrongdoers will come to me. ”
Although he said that others were wronged, Uncle Sun's head was no smaller than anyone else's. If you haven't seen Uncle Sun, it's hard to imagine that a very thin person would have such a big head.
Immediately, Uncle Sun also told the three of them about the rules for seeing Dazhi Datong.
A question of fifty taels requires ten ingots.
When Master Sun went in, the others could only wait outside, and if they had questions, they had to ask outside.
Master Sun took the three of them to a cave, the entrance of the cave is very small, no matter who can only climb into it, Master Sun climbed into it.
After Master Sun went in for a long time, Lu Xiaofeng and Xia Yunmo both took the wine down from the carriage. After drinking half of the jar, the sound of the inside sounded.
"It's time to start, ask."
This is the voice of Master Sun.
Immediately, Lu Xiaofeng threw out the first piece of silver.
The first question is, "Fifty years ago, was there a Jinpeng dynasty in the world?" ”
A moment later, in the cave, a deep and old voice came: "The Jinpeng Dynasty was originally in a very small country in the extreme south, and this dynasty was ancient and rich, but it suffered a great change fifty years ago and has fallen. ”
Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be very satisfied with this answer, so he threw away the silver again. Several questions were asked.
These questions are all about the Great Golden Peng Dynasty, and the answers to each question are not much different from what the Great Golden Peng King Ruo said, which made Lu Xiaofeng believe the words of the Great Golden Peng King.
And Lu Xiaofeng's fourth and final question is: "If there is an extremely difficult thing that requires Ximen to blow the snow, is there any way to ask Ximen to blow the snow." ”
This time there was silence in the cave, and after a long time, four words were uttered: "There is no way." ”
Xia Yunmo laughed, and Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou also laughed.
What the hell is this answer, "There is no way", just these four words are worth fifty taels of silver.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't ask, but Xia Yunmo threw out a piece of silver and asked a question: "Where can you find the invisible man." ”
There was silence in the cave again, and then he said slowly for a long time: "The foam is submerged in the sea, and the glass of wine is tilted into the wine squat, which is equivalent to being invisible, since you can't see it, how can you find it." ”
Although this seems to be nonsense, Xia Yunmo is very satisfied.
Dazhi Datong, or Master Sun, should also be an invisible organization.
Except for the Invisible Man organization created by the little old man, who can collect so much and secret information?
The roast beef and five plum blossom pigeons in the city are all well-known, so they are now Xia Yunmo and the three of them are in Shangzhuchun.
Lu Xiaofeng is a very curious person, and his eyes should light up when he hears something as interesting as "Invisible Man".
Lu Xiaofeng is still a person who pays attention to eating, knows how to eat, and enjoys eating, but at this time he has no interest in eating.
Hua Manlou smiled faintly and said: "Dazhi Datong said that there is no way, is there no way." ”
Lu Xiaofeng took a sip of wine and said with a wry smile: "Ximen Blowing Snow is rich and famous, and he doesn't like to go out. It's another guy who doesn't recognize his six relatives and has eyes above the top, what can you do? ”
Hua Manlou said: "But sometimes, he will travel three thousand miles for revenge for people he doesn't know." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's because he is happy, if he is not happy, it will be difficult for the king of heaven to invite him." ”
Xia Yunmo smiled at this time: "I think you will definitely be able to invite Ximen to blow snow." ”
Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows furrowed, as if he didn't believe it.
If you say who is the most difficult to invite in this world, then Simon Blowing Snow is not the first, but also the top three.
Xia Yunmo said: "Even those mud bodhisattvas in the temple need incense to worship, not to mention people, as long as they are people, there will be a demand." ”
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up and said, "Please continue." ”
Xia Yunmo said with a smile: "Ximen Blowing Snow seems to have no desires and no desires, but how can there be people in the world who have no desires and no desires. As you say, if he is happy, he can travel three thousand miles to avenge his people. If he's happy, he'll come to your aid. ”
Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "But how can I make him happy?" ”
Xia Yunmo looked at Lu Xiaofeng's beard, then laughed, and only after laughing did he say: "There will definitely be a way, and you will know it when the time comes." ”
Hua Manlou also smiled: "It seems that there is still a way to invite the West Gate to blow snow." ”
Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and said, "Then hurry up and eat on the road, I also want to know if there is any way to impress Ximen to blow the snow." ”
Xia Yunmo didn't eat, but looked at Lu Xiaofeng carefully several times, now Lu Xiaofeng, who has four eyebrows, has become bare, and Lu Xiaofeng, who has two eyebrows, must be very interesting.