Chapter 0132 - Not a Detective, I'm a Dealer

"When I was in school, we would often hear the sound of beautiful dealers dealing cards online in our roommates' quilts.

At that time, we were just curious. What exactly is the online dealership of beautiful dealers?

And guess what. ”

Before the game began, Yang Zheng first interacted with the audience and friends.

explained the story of his first contact with a beautiful dealer in high school.

"You're watching the beautiful dealer deal cards together."

"You're playing cards in your dorm."

"You were caught playing cards in the middle of the night in your dormitory by the teacher."

“……”

"No, we didn't know what it was, we just thought it seemed to have something to do with gambling. But in the middle of the night, when the lights are out, we don't want to ask.

But I guess it must be a funny thing for a beautiful dealer to deal cards. Actually, it's not just me, it's my roommates who think it's funny. ”

"Funny thing?"

"Anchor, this beautiful dealer deals cards, and it doesn't seem to be so funny!"

"That's right!"

Is it hilarious that dealers deal cards?

What is this setting?

Very few people can laugh out loud when they watch an island movie, do they?

Unless it's a normal movie from an island country.

But then again, in addition to anime, where it is live-action, there are a few more people who watch normal movies in the island country.

This thing is funny?

"It's not funny, can our roommate his body?"

Yang Zheng's expression was very serious, and he looked very innocent.

"Isn't it funny enough to cause the whole bed to move?

Obviously funny, and not ordinary funny, his whole body trembled when he laughed, and his whole bed trembled. Flash"

"Poof!"

There was laughter in the barrage.

"It's the first time I've heard that LG is so fresh and refined."

“lg?”

"Electronics brand?"

"Dude, you're new here! LG, LG of course is to think towards the place of connotation. ”

There is no way, now the river crab beast is too fierce. So many times it can't be said.

"LG, brother, two, six, spiritual root, practice, coming, husband, passing by......"

"I'll make up. Upstairs, are you also suffering from a disease, this disease is the same disease as the anchor? It's called word rhapsody. ”

"But I really don't know what LG means!"

"Minato, upstairs, you're innocent. It's still stupid! So obviously unguessable. I'll give you a hint, think about Gongjin back then......"

"Little Joe is a monk."

"I'll go, upstairs, Xiao Qiao is a monk, what should Zhou Gongjin do?"

"Xiao Qiao is married, lupine scarf, and the ashes are gone."

"I understand now."

"I don't understand."

"Ahem."

Yang Zheng couldn't help it a little and began to remind him.

"Brother, do you see if the verses he wrote are correct? What is the latter sentence of the lupine towel. The brothers of the barrage told him. Let me know you all went to high school. ”

"The Tree Goes to Ashes and ......"

"The Tree Goes to Ashes and ......"

"Oh!"

The buddy let out a long sigh and finally understood what it meant. 35xs

"The anchor is talking about your roommate, and the force is gone. So did he LG go up in smoke? ”

This is also a topic of curiosity for everyone.

After all, in today's era, many things can no longer be considered by common sense.

Now is not only an era of fire, but also an era of passion.

It is a good friendship that once had a good friend hooking up and back.

And now, hook up with your best friends.

It might make a friend sad.

I treat you as a brother, and you want me so much.

"Well, he's not far from being wiped out."

Yang Zheng remembered the funny story when he lived in the school, and now he still can't help but want to laugh.

In this game, Yang Zheng has already chosen Di Renjie and used the magician skin.

Di Renjie only needs 8888 gold coins, but he is indeed one of the strongest shooters in the canyon and one of the shooters with the most skins.

The same price is relatively low, but it is very popular, as well as Hou Yi and Sun Shangxiang.

The prices of Hou Yi and Sun Shangxiang are not expensive at all, and the money for one to buy a 13,888 gold coin shooter can almost buy both of them.

But Hou Yi, Di Renjie, and Sun Shangxiang are relatively cheap. The skin is very beautiful.

Their skin can be said to be very delicate.

Di Renjie's skin has several styles of Jinyiwei, magician, chrono warrior, and onmyoji.

In addition to Jinyiwei, the other skins are very beautiful.

And the beautiful dealer that Yang Zheng said dealt cards online was because Yang Zheng used Di Renjie's magician skin.

But now the audience is paying more attention to what Yang Zheng said about his classmates almost being wiped out.

"The anchor explains what the hell is going on!"

"Yes! Tell us about it. ”

"Uh-huh. How do you want to be wiped out! ”

"Well, that's true."

In this game, Yang Zheng played while watching the barrage.

To be honest is a bit of an impact on their vision. It's also time to buy a computer.

"Well, that's right. Because I'm a classmate! Very keen on beautiful dealers dealing cards online. Every day you have to watch this dealer deal cards for a long time.

And then what! Something happened. ”

"What. Really passed away. No wonder the anchor moved out. ”

Comments immediately began in the barrage, which were actually ridiculous words.

That kind of thing won't just pass away.

"Of course not. Isn't it that he watches it late every day? But I still have classes in the morning.

It's just that! This benevolent brother can't get up. So basically I didn't go to the first two classes in the morning. Sleep in the dormitory.

Then, that day was just in time for the class teacher's class. He didn't go either.

Then the head teacher got angry, actually! Originally, the head teacher asked the people in our dormitory to go back to the dormitory and pull him back to class.

But this kind of thing happened a lot, and that day the head teacher was angry and took our dormitory people to the dormitory together.

Open the door.

This dude, it seems, has just woken up. I don't know how long I've been awake anyway! I was watching the beautiful dealer deal cards online, and my body was trembling.

The homeroom teacher is very angry! The sun is going to shine on the ass. Why don't you get out of bed yet! He pulled his quilt open.

Then, he was faced with the situation of being wiped out. ”

Sun Shangxiang: Why?

Zhang Liang: Yes! Didn't you just lift the quilt? Why is it going to be wiped out!

Cheng Yanjin: I also didn't understand what I heard.

"I'll wipe it!"

Yang Zheng was stunned when he saw the communication in the game.

"I don't have Mike on the."

Pei Baohu: Let's all listen! Let's talk about it!

"I'll make up. You've all heard it. ”

Yang Zheng sighed with emotion.

"Then I'll tell you about it. This is all the fault of the beautiful dealer. My classmate's billion-dollar army was all over the teacher.

You think! As soon as the teacher lifted the quilt, my classmate was startled. Then an army of a billion poured out, all of them against our teacher.

Do you think this will not be wiped out? ”

Li Yuanfang: Inspector Di Renjie, if you are still addicted to storytelling, we will lose.

Di Renjie: Ahem, I'm not a detective, I'm a dealer, I'm here to deal cards to you.

(All) Enemy Heroes: Is there a story left, if not, report Di Renjie for a negative game.

(All) our hero: If you lose this one, report Di Renjie and tell the story randomly.

"Holy! I don't believe it. ”

Yang Zheng roared angrily.

"Not only can I tell a good story, but I can also play the game well."

(End of chapter)