"What are rivers and lakes?

Some people say that it is a fresh clothes and angry horse, happy and revenge; some people say that it is chivalrous and courageous, and the righteousness is awe-inspiring; some people say that it is the road that is uneven, and draw a sword to help each other; some people say that it is a drunken song and a sword, and the end of the world is a sword; some people say that it is a sword that walks the rivers and lakes, and a pot of wine is sorrowful through the ages; some people say that it is me who laughs at the sky with a horizontal knife and goes to keep the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun; and some people say that it is when he becomes famous, returns to his hometown, and accompanies his husband 30,000 times with drunken laughter.........

But some people say that people are in the rivers and lakes and can't help themselves; some people say that it is the tiger's den and dragon pool, and the dog is evil and sour; some people say that the black wind and the sea are dangerous; some people say that the rivers and lakes are like Houmen, and when they enter the deep sea, they are like the sea; some people say that there are only evil hearts in the world, and everything must be nurtured by heaven;

In short, in the hearts of a thousand people, there are a thousand rivers and lakes, and where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. But no matter what kind of rivers and lakes it is, it always attracts countless children to yearn for it, which can be described as endless..... As the so-called rivers and lakes are grudges, the rivers and lakes are clear, and the rivers and lakes are right and wrong; the rivers and lakes are dead, and the rivers and lakes love and hate the rivers and lakes. It was a dusty storyteller who spoke, and after saying this paragraph, it was a "pop" and a wake-up wood slap on the table.

The previous paragraph is a storyteller's set poem, generally speaking, the set poem is to recite four or eight lines of poetry before the opening, short and concise, the purpose is to quickly gather the audience's ears, so as to enter the state, so even if the scene is fixed first, so it is called a set poem.

It's just that this storyteller seems to be quite busy with today's Jiadeng Building, so he deliberately lengthened a paragraph, which can be regarded as a show, in order to get more people to pay attention to it.

With the sound of waking wood and slapping the table, the originally noisy Jiadeng Building was a lot quieter in an instant.

It's just that no one noticed that under a window in the Jiadeng Building, a child who was only eight or nine years old spat on the ground and said to himself: "What bullshit..."

In the hearts of a thousand people, there will be a thousand rivers and lakes, but in the eyes of an orphan, the so-called rivers and lakes are not as useful as a copper plate falling from the ground.

After all, this kid should be a frequent visitor to the storyteller, almost every day, not because he likes to listen to these stories much, but because if he is lucky, it means that the storyteller's harvest is good today.

If you go up and say a few good words to someone, the storyteller will occasionally throw a copper plate or two to himself, and more often, when the storyteller has nothing to do, he will teach the child to recognize some words or teach some poetry.

This should be regarded as his side business, although some people often say that his behavior is called begging, but this kid calls it trading every time, well, this is trading...

"Boy, you don't believe what the storyteller says?" At this moment, an old voice came from the window.

When the boy heard this, he half-crouched up, and looked in, and an old man with his eyes closed was facing him head-on, and this sentence obviously came out of his mouth.

When the boy heard this, he said disdainfully, "Cut, it's just some bluffing stuff...."

Why did he say that, because this storyteller would tell stories in this Jiadeng Building every day, and the content was only two or three paragraphs, and most of what he said was the death of the rivers and lakes, the grievances and hatreds of the rivers and lakes, and so on.

However, this storyteller is also a chicken thief, knowing that the people who come are some passing travelers, and they will stay here for a day or two, so they have condensed all those stories into a paragraph, and most of the content has been folded, just so that those officials can listen to it at one time, listen to it happily, they are happy, and their own money bags can naturally be swallowed more happily....

At first, the child listened with relish, but later, his ears were almost calloused, and he remembered even the people in it clearly.

What is the sword god Xia Hengmo who breaks through the sky with a sword, what is the gentle and humble Hou Ji Nanxiao who picks the stars with one hand, what is Yang Chengjun who is a husband and cannot be opened, what is the fresh clothes and angry horses, what is the Yuehua Sword Venerable Duan Shencuo, who is born in the south and the north, and Fang Shi'an, who is unique in poetry and sword, etc., etc.....

One by one was praised as unparalleled in the world, invincible in the world, at the beginning, I also heard this child yearning, thinking that there are people in this rivers and lakes who can resist the sword for thousands of miles, and the sword can break through the sky; someone can take the head of the general from the army; I think that this river and lake can be in the shape of the qi and soar in the sky....

But after looking at it for a while, I realized that there were many people coming and going, and there were many people with swords, but I had never seen anyone really use a move and a half. Later, it was determined that these were all deceptive methods of the storyteller.

I'm smart.

But those people are different, all of them are of any age, and after listening to the money, every time they reach the end, they all throw them on the stage excitedly....

Silly hat, silly hat....

Thanks to this child's low knowledge, otherwise he would not be able to say something like being blind, deaf, dumb, and rich, wise, and intelligent, but poor....

The kid said, folded his fingers and calculated, and muttered to himself: "I see so many people walking around here every day, and I haven't seen anyone really swing a fart with a sword........

After hearing this, the old man said, "Boy, do you want me to show you a hand?"

The boy looked carefully at the old man in front of him, and then said, "What can you do?" ”

"I'm so capable, don't you see it...", the old man began.

When the child heard this, his eyes rarely burst into some brilliance, and he said, "You... You try it...."

As he spoke, the old man touched the cane at his side with his hand, then drew a semicircle out of the window, and after putting the crutch back on the table, he said, "Do you see that?"

"What do you see?" the child was already a little puzzled when he saw the crutch against his head just now, and his face was even more puzzled at this time.

The old man pointed to the distant heavens, and then said, "A hundred miles away, there is a man riding a great bird here, and I just struck his bird down with a sword. ”

After listening to what the old man said, the child turned his head to look at the sky, and then turned his head to look at the old man's eyes, which he didn't know whether he was closed or blind, pouted, and said very perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes, I see, you are really amazing....."

After that, he squatted down again, and muttered in his mouth: "I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, and you are very ..... bad."

After muttering, the kid couldn't help but think in his heart, if he became the emperor one day in the future, if someone bragged in front of him like this, he would definitely be pulled out and cut down, but now he is just an orphan....

If you can go on a rampage without worry, who wants to look left and right and be timid?

And the old man did not know whether he heard the child's words or not, but at this time he drank to himself again.....

.....

Today's storyteller is talking about the most popular part of all the stories---- the Three Sages. And every time this paragraph is finished, the storyteller's pocket is always a little bigger than usual.

"The story I want to tell this time happened twenty years ago, in the south of this continent, a strange space-time rift suddenly appeared, for some reason, from there there a steady stream of alien races emerged, this time the alien race is completely different from the previous ones, most of them are strong, agile, and strange moves. Some even eat human flesh and drink human blood raw, and countless lives are ruined in an instant, causing thunder and thunder to make the people miserable.

The country near the rift had led a large army to try to suppress it, but the strength of those alien races was too strong, and in just a month, the country was wiped out.

Then, the country became a stronghold of the alien race, absorbing the constant influx of alien races from afar. And that crack has become bigger and bigger during this time....."

Historically, the storyteller would divide a story into two parts. The climax of each section is generally placed in the second half of the meal, because only at this time people have nothing to do and will listen more seriously, and the most important thing is that at that time, the diners generally have settled the bill, and they have more change, and the probability of getting the reward is greater.

When the boy heard this, he snapped his fingers and counted, and then looked up at the hour, which was still an hour and a half before the meal.

And this hour and a half is the time to do your own business....

Thinking about it, the child patted his buttocks, and then slowly walked out into the street, where a group of children were playing and playing....

It was a group of children who were also eight or nine years old, the difference was that the clothes on these children were all very neat, but this child's clothes were all torn, and the two legs of the pants had been split into four, which looked extremely cool.

"Hey, Ji Si'an, did you think of any way to defeat me after being beaten yesterday?" said a child.

It turned out that the child was called Ji Si'an, and at this time, he glanced up at the child who was talking, and said, "Lu Yuan, you are all bored...."

Lu Yuan was not angry but happy when he heard this, and said a little proudly: "You were scared of being beaten yesterday, aren't you?" But in the second half of the sentence, there is some expectation mixed with some meaning.

After hearing this, Ji Si'an said disapprerovitously: "Cut, you were lucky yesterday, I didn't bother to tell you, I still have some trouble..."

Lu Yuan and the others were obviously a little anxious when they heard this, and said: "What can you do? Isn't it just picking up garbage to eat, my family has told me..."

After hearing this, Ji Si'an pretended to be angry and said, "You....", but after speaking, he didn't speak again, just walked straight forward....

Seeing this, Lu Yuan took out a copper coin from his pocket and said, "It's still the old rule, let's fight, you win me, I'll give you ten copper coins, if you lose, I'll give you one." ”

After hearing this, Ji Si'an hooked a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and he was hooked with joy in his heart.....

Yes, from Fang Cai to the present, Ji Si'an's words and all his expressions are all pretended, in order to let these children who are carried away by those legends of the rivers and lakes, shouting all day long that they want to walk the rivers and lakes but are struggling to escape the clutches of their parents, pay to compete with him.

But if they make it clear from the beginning that they want to pay to compete with them, they will definitely not want to, but if they make it look like they don't want to compete with them, they will come to the door by themselves, which is called wanting to get away with it.

These careless little kids....

They don't know that the so-called rivers and lakes are just a scam....

PS: During this National Day, I wish the great motherland a happy birthday and prosperity.

New book for newcomers, this book is relatively slow to heat, I hope you can like it. Usually stable 4,000 to 6,000 words, during the National Day, 10,000 per day, thank you!

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