Chapter 36: Skirmishes
In fact, the world of young people is not so deceitful, especially in a discipline like history, which is basically not very communicative.
You asked Guo Ding's group of classmates to analyze the intrigues of the major forces on the sea on the forum, and they could find various examples from the upper and lower 5,000 years and analyze them for you one by one.
But in fact, if they are asked to go to work in the enterprise, they are basically goods that even a department manager can't fight.
So a dozen or so old classmates ate and drank and bragged together, Guo Ding actually felt quite comfortable.
Especially after Zhang Zhong drank two glasses of soju and began to tell the story of his outwitted black pirates on the sea, everyone's atmosphere was even higher.
""Sea Horror" Nong has seen the war, and the prototype of the male protagonist in it is actually Allah!"
Guo Ding covered his forehead and pressed Zhang Zhong, who wanted to stand up and sing, back to the chair with one hand.
Zhou Xiaofei couldn't cry or laugh, and brought him a cup of tea: "Squad leader, you drank too much, you are a northerner, not Mo Duning, wake up quickly." ”
"You don't know, you don't know, I've always dreamed of being a great hero of the sea, and then like in the novel, I put my arms around the female navy in one hand and the black pearl in the other, hiccup~"
Syllable!
Suddenly, there was the sound of chopsticks snapping from the corner.
Then, like a dart, the half-truncated chopsticks were nailed to the table one inch in front of Zhang Zhong's chest.
"A good man disturbs the people, I really don't know martial arts!"
Subconsciously, Zhang Zhong hurriedly got under the table, and at the same time shouted out the lines that he didn't know how many times he had practiced in the nightmare, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.
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Of course, Zhang Zhong's treat will not be in the private room, but in the lobby.
Except for Guo Ding and their table here, there are not many guests, only two men sitting in the corner.
Among them, the slightly younger man has a leopard head and ringed eyes, dark skin, and looks like a black Li Kui.
He still has half of the chopsticks in his hand, obviously although this guy is a little ugly, he has the ability of Li Tanhua's flying knife.
He looked at Zhang Zhong, who was babbling nonsense, with both disdain and anger in his eyes.
The older man reached out and grabbed him, "Old Seven, don't be too troublesome." ”
The man looked as white as paper and looked rather haggard.
The young man seemed to respect him very much, and quickly nodded, "Okay, fourth brother." ”
As he spoke, the young man glared at Zhang Zhong and said word by word:
"So you're the dog author who made it up!
Guo Dasi, you remember to me, this time my Black Pearl has something important to do, let you go first.
If you continue to publish this kind of unsightly bullshit novels, I will definitely throw you into the sea and feed the sea beasts, and do what I say! ”
Hearing this, Zhang Zhong's face flushed.
Fortunately, the classmates are still angry, although their buttocks are all along the edge of the chair, looking ready to slip away at any time, but their mouths keep fighting back.
How can the author's thing be called nonsense;
What kind of joke is not nonsense;
What should be more tolerant of literary creation, and not be harmonious at every turn......
In short, they began to speak in a loud language.
The young man, known as Lao Qi, only felt hundreds of flies staring at him and buzzing for a while.
And Guo Ding naturally did not participate, but was self-reflecting.
I made up a bandit name, it turns out that there is really a pirate called Black Pearl?
And a rough and hard man?
Shouldn't this be called a black whirlwind or black and hard?
How can you call Black Pearl such a sissy name?
The style of painting is not right!
However, thanks to his more witty, he used Guo Dasi, a pen name with a bonus buff for writing and reference ability.
It looks like this big black guy shouldn't be able to find a real dog author in a short period of time.
But since Black Pearl really has its own people, it's better not to use it, otherwise you won't have a strong sense of substitution.
Guo Ding decided that the next update would let this female partner receive a bento.
At this time, Hei Laoqi seemed to be unable to stand the noise of a group of teachers talking at the same time, and picked up the remaining two chopsticks to make a projection action.
In an uproar, Zhang Zhong and his classmates immediately dispersed.
Only Guo Ding frowned and pondered.
Zhou Xiaofei pulled Guo Ding's sleeve and said busily: "Teacher Guo, that person's body skills are very strong, let's quickly hide." ”
But it was too late, and with the sound of two swishing sounds, two truncated chopsticks were inserted into the braised fish in front of Guo Ding.
The thick soup splashed on Guo Ding and Zhou Xiaofei's clothes.
"Fourth brother, let's go, seeing that these birdmen are not in the mood to eat."
Picking up the weak white-faced man, Hei Lao Qi left five thousand Baileys on the table, and then prepared to leave.
However, at this moment, a white palm suddenly appeared in front of them.
"If you get your clothes dirty, a total of 10,000 Baileys, and if you pay for mental damage, I'll be generous and don't charge it."
Hei Laoqi frowned, thinking that he had misheard.
But seeing Guo Ding's serious expression, he couldn't help but be angry: "It's good that your body is worth five hundred Baileys, ten thousand Baileys, do you think I'm a fool?"
Moreover, does Uncle Ben look like a reasonable person? Get out of ......"
"Old Seven!"
The frail white-faced man stopped him from continuing, "Give money to the family, although his clothes are worthless, but the girl is worth a lot of money. ”
Hei Laoqi pursed his lips and couldn't help but say, "Fourth brother, you are a bad person, obviously we are a sea ...... Even if you give money for dinner, you can pay ...... back."
"Old Seven!"
"Okay, okay, I got it."
Hei Laoqi took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, threw them on the table, and then left with a snort.
With the money, Guo Ding was a little surprised.
As long as the identity of the other party is not a fool, he can see that he is not a serious pirate, or he is the kind of privateer who licks blood from the knife.
Guo Ding didn't expect these two people to be quite reasonable, no wonder many people in this era regard some pirates with few bad deeds as idols.
But even so, there should be courtesy.
Thinking like this, Guo Ding silently picked up a piece of chopsticks on the fish and threw it towards the door.
Dr. Zuan Madman Mondo's Q skill, commonly known as the Kitchen Knife.
But in fact, he can not only throw a kitchen knife, but also dumbbells, briefcases, and all sorts of other things.
Throwing all sorts of odd shapes in a straight line requires not only strength, but also special throwing skills.
Guo Ding has mastered this throwing technique now, but he does not have enough strength.
Just like what the drama master passed on to Guo Ding was extraordinary vision, not a lame way of walking.
What Mondo passed on to Guo Ding was a beat-resistant body, not a huge strength.
Therefore, it is a little difficult for Guo Ding to lose dumbbells now, but if he loses chopsticks......
Phew-
In Zhou Xiaofei's surprised gaze, the chopsticks in Guo Ding's hand were like bullets out of the chamber, shooting towards the door.
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There are some Caven today, and I have been holding back this for hours, and I am still a little dissatisfied.
Tomorrow I will strive for three more to make up, burn and thank you, and ask for counting votes by the way.