Chapter 127: Bragging (Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for a Subscription)
For example, "flash", you just talk about flashing, they don't understand what it is, so how to tell the story well, Soram feels that being idle is also idle, anyway, the celebration is in the evening, and it's still early. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info a few words with them in the vernacular, which is actually quite interesting.
"Wow!" When a group of people heard that this monster was still using such a spell, they were all amazed.
Seeing the rare and strange appearance of these people, Solam felt very satisfied, blowing it, isn't it just to see the surprised expressions of others, so it's cool.
So Soram was happy to talk to them a little more. "Not only that, this guy has a lot of weird spells, such as this guy can also transform, can transform into goblins, can also turn into wolves, and can also ......"
Before Solam could finish speaking, the young guard shouted, "Cut! I thought it was so powerful, it's not good to be a goblin, what's the use of being a goblin, and even if I become a wolf, it's nothing, I can handle it. β
When bragging, the most annoying thing is that someone interrupts and questions, which affects the mood very much, and is happy to say, and suddenly there is such a question next to it, which is quite annoying.
Solam is very unhappy now, you just listen obediently, what kind of mess, so he said angrily: "You know a fart, it's not a big deal to become a goblin, to become a wolf, but what if you become a goblin who is almost 3 meters tall?" Become a wolf taller than you? β
The young guard was a little embarrassed when he heard this, he really didn't know this, so he could only scratch the back of his head and ask embarrassedly, "Really?" If it could get that big, it would be amazing! β
"Fake! Okay, why are I so tired when I talk to you, I'm okay to lie to you, is it fun? "Soram thinks that this stupid boy is so axial, just bragging and telling stories, why is he so serious, it's really disappointing.
"Smack!" The veteran on the side gave this guy a look at the back of his head, "That's it, who is Boss Solam?" Tricking you? Just listen honestly, where did you get so many words? β
The veterans know that what Soram said is absolutely true and false, but they are also having fun, who cares about this, just this young man, a bit true, isn't this ruining the atmosphere?
Although the young guard was beaten again, he was still a little unconvinced: "Don't I just want to ask clearly, if we really encounter this kind of monster at that time, we might as well be prepared, right?" β
When Soram heard what he said, he suddenly cried and laughed a little: "You are just prepared, is it useful?" I advise you to run as fast as you run when you come across this thing, and maybe you can survive. β
"How useless! I've heard those bards say that if you're prepared, you don't have to be afraid of any monster! The young guard was unconvinced, and Solam looked down on him, "The heroes in those stories are like this, just be prepared!" β
Solam couldn't help but look at this silly boy a little crying and laughing, can you believe the bard's words? Eighty percent of these guys' stories are. Before, Solam had also heard some stories of bards out of curiosity, but after listening to one or two paragraphs, he was not interested.
What the hell is that, the story has no logic! Whether the villain is a demon, a dragon or a tyrant, he is in arrears of IQ, and he is always stupid waiting for the protagonist to kill him, and he will not fight back. What about the protagonist, the protagonist's aura is so powerful that people don't dare to look at it directly, all kinds of, all kinds of dragons are arrogant.
The blessing of dragging out the previous life, this kind of joke, in Solam's mind, there are not ten thousand but eight thousand, so Soram really can't stand this kind of naΓ―ve story.
But I can't stand it, the ordinary people of this world like to listen to it.
Especially the story of the poor boy who suddenly picked up the artifact, and then soared all the way, defeated all kinds of strong enemies, and then married all kinds of white rich and beautiful, and opened the harem. Some of them are a little out of line, and even those goddesses run out to show their faces, and stage some meat scenes or something, this kind of story is particularly popular, and every time it is told, a group of young people are fascinated by it.
It seems that YY is similar in any world.
It was also surprising to Soram that many of these bards would add some gods to their stories, most of them goddesses, and they would have sex with the main characters or something. And the church of these goddesses doesn't seem to react to this.
Soram had to sigh, these goddesses have really big hearts, and they don't care about it.
But Solam thought about it again, in fact, it was nothing, except for a very small number of goddesses who would clean themselves, other goddesses, generally in their private lives, could be said to be full of discipline, and they were not afraid of others being black at all, because they were already a black mess.
Soram was still thinking about it, and the kid spoke again: "Boss Solam, you say, if I kill this monster, how much reward can I get?" β
Solam was amused by this stupid boy's ignorance, and laughed, "Hahahahaha, you kid, you really dare to think about it!" Hahaha! β
Finally, Soram stopped laughing before he said to him: "In the future, you will listen to less nonsense stories, and you still want to kill this kind of dog demon?" With your small body now, as long as you blink an eye, you can be torn to pieces by it, even me, if it weren't for the cheap, I wouldn't dare to say that I would definitely survive under it. β
This is the truth, if it weren't for the fact that this large canine demon and the ogre fought to defeat each other, Soram would definitely turn around and walk away when he saw it, not to mention anything else, just that flash, Soram would have a headache.
The young guard was a little embarrassed when Soram said this, no matter how unconvinced he was, he also knew that compared to Soram, the gap in strength was already very large, and even Soram was not sure to deal with this kind of monster, so he had no chance.
"I... I don't think so, what if it happens? Tell me, is this thing worth anything? β
The young man still loves face a little, so he just changed the topic.
Soram smiled, and didn't continue to talk about him, it's nothing for young people to dream, besides, the world is impermanent, who rules, this kid can't be like Soram, and be lucky enough to meet a dying canine demon?
"If you really kill a large dog demon, then you will be rich, I won't say more, and a dog demon corpse can be sold for 10,000 gold coins."
"Wow!" At this price, everyone else was immediately suppressed, and it was impossible for these little soldiers to make so much money in their lives, and immediately many people looked at the corpse of this dog demon with bright eyes.
"Really?" This was not asked by the young guard, but by the veteran who had been beating the young guard.
"This can still be fake, this thing is from the demons, and it generally operates in the lower planes, similar to demons and devils, and it is rare in the main plane, of course it is expensive!"
These people actually don't know what the lower plane, the main plane, but they know the devil and the devil, as soon as they heard Soram say this, the people who were still surrounding the corpse just now immediately dispersed, in their impression, the devil and the devil may be the most terrifying thing in the world.
In the dark and turbulent years, the harm caused by demons and demons to the continent, no one can forget it until now, it is said that the demons and demons killed more people in the main plane than half of the entire population of the continent at that time, and when they heard that this kind of monster was actually similar to the devil and the devil, they were immediately scared to death, as if they were closer, they would be robbed of their souls.
The young man who was dreaming just now was also scared to death. Even if he is stupid and bold, he does not dare to underestimate demons and devils.
Soram was about to talk about the canine demon's abilities and scare the gang again, but Harris came and greeted him when he saw Solam.
"Ram, you're back, how are you, did you hit anything?"
"Of course, if you don't look at who I am, I've gained a lot today." Solam greeted him with a smile when he saw Harris coming over. casually returned the borrowed bow and crossbow to Harris.
"Yes, I'll see, huh? What is it? As soon as Harris came over and had just taken the two crossbows, he was startled when he saw the huge corpse of the dog demon.
"A large dog demon ran into it on the way to hunting, so he cleaned it up." Solam tried his best to be as calm and light as possible, and he was going to pretend to be forced.
"Inudemon!! Do we have this thing around us? Harris was shocked when he heard this, he had heard of such a monster, but he had never seen it with his own eyes.
"Then how do I know, I'll run into it anyway." Seeing Harris's startled appearance, Solam was extremely satisfied and pretended to succeed.
"Yours, Ram, even this monster can be killed, fortunately it was encountered by you, if it is touched by others, I don't know how many people will die by then." Although he had never seen a real dog demon, Harris had heard of the power of this monster, so he did not hesitate to praise Solam.
"Hey, don't you look at who I am! Forget it, I won't tell you, I'll go back first, remember to come to our place in the evening, celebrate together, and I'll talk to you in detail when the time comes. He patted Harris on the shoulder and prepared to leave.
"Okay, I'll go then. By the way, what are you guys doing standing stupidly, helping Ram move these things back together, really, I don't have any eyesight. When Harris saw that Soram was about to put those prey on Frostfang's body again, he quickly asked a few of his men to help.
Solam was also happy to take it easy, and did not stop it.
So a group of people took the prey to Solam's residence, and when they returned home, when everyone saw Solam's prey, they had to ask Soram to make it clear, and Soram did not hide anything from these teammates, so he happily told the truth.
This naturally caused some exclamation, but there were also people who were unhappy, such as Sim, who thought that Solam was not righteous at all, and he didn't bring him when he had such an exciting thing.