Chapter 7 Young man, great talent!
Professor Wang's impression of Guo Ding is already very bad.
This frivolous guy not only dozed off during the interview, but also looked left and right, looking like he didn't know how to learn.
Even an elegant and easy-going person like him Wang was a little angry at this time.
Professor Wang secretly decided in his heart that I would not recruit teaching assistants this year, and I would not hire this guy if I was criticized by the president.
However, when the answer board was raised, Professor Wang frowned.
Did this man get it right again?
That's a tough question! How could he get it right?
According to Professor Wang's research, at the beginning of the last century, only the brightest people would buy a house a decade ago.
Is this young man right or is he clever?
However, this is just a small episode in the interview process, and Professor Wang decided not to think about it, anyway, the third finale question, people who do not have real materials will definitely not be able to answer it correctly
That's not a super puzzle that can be solved by guessing.
"Listen to the third question!"
"What does 'chicken, you are too beautiful' mean in modern Chinese? This is a question and answer question, there are no options, please answer. ”
Chicken, are you too beautiful?
The interviewees were stunned.
What the hell is this?
It's completely incomprehensible!
Zhou Xiaofei was the first to react, her little face turned red instantly, and the puff was like a little apple.
After all, she is a top student in the history department, and she has gone through a special review.
The extended meaning of the word "chicken" in modern Chinese was once seen by Zhou Xiaofei in a very obscure document, and this question was not difficult for her.
But......
Professor Wang actually came up with such a rogue question, how can people answer it......
Thinking like this in her heart, Zhou Xiaofei quickly wrote down the answer:
"'Chicken, you are too beautiful', this is a word used to describe the appearance of women who have lost their feet, and it is a compliment."
After writing the answer, Zhou Xiaofei looked around with a thief's eyes, as if she had done something unfortunate.
Sure enough, most of the interviewers were stumped.
Zhou Xiaofei was happy in her heart.
But when she remembered that there was still Guo Ding, her face fell.
If you have a quiz question, I can't help him!
It's not realistic to pass notes in such an environment......
She looked at Guo Ding, and he really didn't answer the question, and seemed to have given up the treatment.
"It's time! Please show us the answer. ”
To Zhou Xiaofei's surprise, Guo Ding's answer board was not empty, and the answers had already been written on it.
It looks like I wrote it just after listening to the question, so I didn't see it.
But when she saw Guo Ding's answer clearly, Zhou Xiaofei couldn't help but sigh.
Because Guo Ding's answer board only has four English letters of unknown meaning.
“NMSL!”
This is obviously a perfunctory answer!
Zhou Xiaofei covered her forehead, feeling that her desire to work with someone was about to be disappointed.
Fortunately, Ninghai City is not too big, and you can often play with him when driving.
Well, you'll have to buy another car insurance policy when you go back!
Professor Wang's Maojian tea is almost finished, and the last sip of tea is in his mouth, exuding the fragrance of nature.
The teaching assistant announced the end of the answer, and he also looked at everyone's answer board with great interest.
To be honest, this question is overstepping.
For young teachers, it is impossible to answer the right questions.
Even Professor Wang can say with certainty that there are no more than a handful of people in the whole C area who can answer it correctly.
And these people, without exception, are all experts in major universities.
It's so hard!
The expectations are not high, and naturally the requirements are not high.
Professor Wang's original intention in writing the question was just to examine the interviewee's on-the-spot adaptability and modern history skills.
While enjoying the aroma of tea, he looked at it:
'Chicken you're too beautiful' is the last century's praise for Michelin-starred chefs, meaning that the chicken is delicious?
Well...... It's okay, it's kind of having your own thoughts, at least it's not too.
Professor Wang nodded and looked at the next person's answer.
'Chicken You're Too Beautiful' is the name of a J Ward person, possibly an emperor.
Hmph, it's a thousand miles of error, this guy probably knows that he has an emperor, so he came to fish in troubled waters, it's really wrong!
Professor Wang shook his head, and in his heart pronounced the death sentence of this person.
'Chicken, you're too beautiful' This is a word used to describe the appearance of a woman who has lost her footing, and it should be a compliment?
Oh ho, that's a pretty eye-popping answer.
Professor Wang nodded frequently, with a smile on his face:
Yes, yes, the details of modern history are well mastered.
It's a pity that this chicken is not the other chicken, but this little girl misinterpreted the old man's meaning, but there is no problem with qualifying.
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As Professor Wang's gaze swept over, his expression was unabashedly expressive.
And the interviewers probably have a number in their hearts, even those who are denied by Professor Wang, there are no complaints.
After all, they don't even believe themselves.
Finally, Professor Wang's eyes fell on Guo Ding's answer board.
This frivolous young man shouldn't have handed in a blank slate, right?
Professor Wang looked over without expectation.
Burst!
After just one glance, the old man's eyes widened, and a mouthful of strong tea squirted out defenselessly.
Thanks to Guo Ding's sober up a lot at this time, he was able to dodge and avoid it.
Guo Ding is angry!
This old man really doesn't pay attention to hygiene!
NMSL!
But before Guo Ding could spit out the fragrance, one of the two teaching assistants supported Professor Wang and beat him on the back, and the other came over to reprimand Guo Ding:
"You guy, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, I've been hanging on you, I can't answer because it's a matter of ability, it's a matter of attitude when you're perfunctory, and your attitude is very problematic!"
Teaching assistants have reason to be angry.
Professor Wang is not only one of the top experts in China, but also a mainstay of their history department.
The board of trustees of Ninghai University tried to abolish the history department several times, but Professor Wang saved it with the help of Wang Langlan.
It can be said that without Professor Wang, there would be no Department of History, and Professor Wang is the bread and butter of every teacher in the Department of History!
The old father is popular, can the son pretend to be dead?
At this time, other interviewers also began to accuse Guo Ding.
It's not that they like to step on others, it's just that they are such a famous old professor, you are so disrespectful and impolite, do you eat inside and out, and look down on the subject of history?
This is smashing everyone's jobs!
As a marginal subject, history teachers are very sensitive to their nerves.
So except for Zhou Xiaofei and a few acquaintances with the beard, everyone was indignant.
Guo Ding waited for the innocent big eyes, completely unaware of what was going on: "Could it be that you all happen to be orphans, and the little brother's 'NMSL' poked the softness in everyone's hearts?" ”
"Phew, you're an orphan, and what the hell does NMSL mean?"
"It's Never Mind the Scandal and Liber, right? Mr. Guo is saying hello to everyone! ”
Zhou Xiaofei was in a hurry, and hurriedly wanted to help Guo Ding break the siege.
But apparently people don't buy it, and they're not stupid enough to believe this kind of nonsense.
Just when Guo Ding became the target of public criticism again, Professor Wang's excited voice suddenly sounded:
"Stop, all of you! Talent, young man! ”
What?
The interviewers who questioned Guo Ding with angry eyes were stunned, and the teaching assistant who was patting Professor Wang's back and rubbing his shoulders was also stunned.
"Professor, what do you mean ......"
"This lad's answer is exactly right, and it's very concise!"
Professor Wang tried to restrain his excitement and said to the assistant teacher next to Guo Ding: "Xiao Li, you are just too frizzy, and you see the problem on the surface, you quickly move a chair for the young man, don't let people sit on wet chairs." ”
Yes?
The NMSL is the answer to this question with such a simple four English letters.
Everyone present began to doubt life, and the eyes that looked at Guo Ding became respectful.
NMSL, if it means a lot, right?
When they looked horizontally and vertically, it was difficult for them to see what knowledge was between those four words, so they had to write it down silently, and then they could show it off when they saw others in the future.
We are also quite ancient, elegant and easy-going people!
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