In the night sky of Valoran, the stars are exceptionally bright.

The Red-Headed Tribe, on the square in the middle of the village.

The Asans sang and danced to offer their best wishes to the revered deities.

Sitting on a military pony, Guo Ding was enjoying barbecue.

The dog is on the side, and the cat is bent on the waist, turning the barbecue grill for the gods.

Ah San is indeed an amazing people, although the level of productivity is extremely low, and it is still in the Stone Age.

But they can sing and dance and are proficient in cooking.

The tender meat, sprinkled with fine salt brought by Guo Ding, and then paired with unknown spices of Ah Sanmen, is grilled on the wood fire to produce a thin layer of fat, exuding an attractive aroma of meat.

Take a bite, a mouth full of greasy, a mouth full of happiness.

What a hospitable, hardworking and simple one!

Even when I beat their boss to death and put a gun to their heads, he still smiled at me so gently.

Guo Ding flicked the rifle on his chest, and felt that the excellent qualities of these Ah San were indeed worthy of being his own subordinates.

Speaking of slaves, Guo Ding felt that it was a bit exaggerated.

He didn't intend to abuse and enslave these lovely Ah San, but intended to lead them on the road to prosperity.

So rather than a slave, Guo Ding prefers the word trilogy.

After eating a whole deer leg, Guo Ding couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said, "Crooked Rui Stock!" ”

It's a pity that Ah San didn't understand at all, and the dog still smirked humbly at himself.

But it doesn't matter.

The first contact between different ethnic groups must have been without translation.

The first person to learn a foreign language must have learned it slowly from the instinctive way of human communication.

Guo Ding didn't even think to learn the indigenous language.

When the mountain does not come to me, I go to the mountain.

Of course, this sentence is for these Asan.

Guo Ding felt that these Ah San were quite smart, good at singing and dancing, and good at mixing spices......

I think it's the same as my cousins on Earth.,It's also very gifted with languages.。

Curry-flavored Mandarin is also acceptable.

Guo Ding is not picky.

Wiping his hands with a tissue, Guo Ding threw it on the ground.

A few Ah San looked at Guo Ding stiffly, and when they saw that he didn't care, they immediately went up to grab tissues like wild dogs grabbing food.

Even a piece of paper has its own unique use in this backward tribe.

"You drop, come here!"

Guo Ding beckoned to the dog, and the latter knelt in front of Guo Ding again.

Goudan gave him the red scarf of the ember before, and Guo Ding felt that he had to return the gift.

Come and don't be rude, as a glorious person in Area C, Guo Ding's moral literacy is very high.

He rummaged through his backpack and found a green hat inside.

Originally, I wanted to buckle it on the dog's head, but after thinking about it, it was inappropriate.

Since they regard themselves as gods, they should also raise their own standards.

So Guo Ding thought of the pope crowning the emperor, and thought of "the immortals touch my top, knot my hair and receive immortality".

He picked up the Fortune Gun and pointed it towards the sky, "Bang!" Bang! Bang! "Three shots were fired in a row.

The three who were still singing and dancing just now immediately all fell to the ground trembling.

Guo Ding endured the pain in his flesh, spent money to open the function of simultaneous interpretation again, and translated his own words to the natives.

Even in order to increase the appeal, Iron Rooster Guo also chose expensive mixing effects for the first time.

So he stood on the maza, and his slender figure, which was already two heads taller than the natives, looked more majestic against the background of the campfire.

"I, the only true God who walks in Valoran, am here today to crown you."

"As the first people to believe in the true God, you will receive the light of civilization ......"

Guo Ding pointed a solar flashlight to the sky, as if communicating with heaven and earth.

But in fact, he just turned on the switch, Guo Ding slowly turned the flashlight sideways, and the bright light swept towards the prostrate Ah Sanmen.

Ah San, who was exposed to the light, thought it would be painful at first, and even screamed in horror.

But in the next second, he realized that he was not unusual, and then he became more and more religiously prostrate.

The light swept around and finally landed on the dog.

Bathed in the holy light, the dog was shocked, he was like a lump of mud, curled up on the ground, and like a loyal dog, he kept whimpering.

Guo Ding shouted angrily: "Don't come to pick it up yet!" ”

Dog Danfu was very happy, and respectfully stretched out his hands and raised them high above his head.

In the envious gaze of Ah San in the whole village, the dog Dan firmly held the flashlight, as if holding the most precious treasure in the world.

Guo Ding spoke slowly again: "You will get the Sword of Justice......"

Guo Ding took out the stainless steel mountain knife he bought in the thrift market and slashed at the side to eat the remaining deer bones.

The knife was cut in two, and the tender bone marrow flowed out, and it was seen that Guo Dingha was flowing.

Deer blood is a great supplement, and it can also aphrodisiac, and the bone marrow of the deer should be more effective, right?

But this is not the time to think about these things, Guo Ding once again concocted the same method and handed over this magic weapon to the dog.

Then, Guo Ding took out the green baseball cap and gently buckled it on the dog's head.

"The last treasure I give you is the highest right on earth, the crown of kings of kings."

"Don't bow your head, the crown will fall off!"

"From today on, you are the first servant of the true god in Valoran, the Green Shadow Tribe, the first cuckold king, hereditary replacement!"

So far, the light of civilization, the sword of justice, and the crown of the king have all been given.

Under Guo Ding's encouraging eyes, the dog Dan "Bang!" to Guo Ding! Bang! Bang! "Three knocks.

Then, with the fire of civilization in his left hand and the blade of justice in his right, and the crown of kings on his head, he abruptly stood up.

He turned around and looked at the prostrate crowd with an oppressive gaze.

All the Ah San bowed their heads tamely, and even the bravest warriors of the tribe buried their proud heads.

"Woo-la-la, woo-la

The dog slammed the hilt of his knife into his not-so-strong chest, and roared in his throat.

The other Ah San also shouted feverishly: "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack - Cuckold King!" ”

In order to save money, Guo Ding had already turned off simultaneous interpretation, so at this moment, only those four majestic syllables clearly entered his ears.

Secretly picked up the deer bones and sucked the bone marrow desperately, Teacher Guo showed a satisfied smile, hiding his merit and fame.

The road to the rebirth of Valoran civilization begins today!

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