Chapter 450: Don't Just Drink, Eat Copterphins
A group of people put down their hands and turned on their brains.
Will the two bear children collide?
No.
No one present would think that the two children who had not yet gone to school would hurt Hua Ling, first of all, they were all ninjas, even if pregnancy affected sports, a few people and women could push the two children away with a single hand, even if these two children were hit by the chosen ones, they couldn't hit anyone at all with their strength.
They didn't believe that Naruto couldn't see it.
But the dog came out anyway.
That's intriguing.
What is he trying to express?
Many of the people present are not low-status, and most of their level is playing politics, politics is like wrestling wrists, and it is also like playing cards on a table, and they are playing psychology with each other, and their own hole cards.
Kakashi is very famous, and his strength is enough, but he has too few hole cards, and no matter how famous he is, he is also a person, and the capital of the game is too small, and it is possible that Kakashi who throws a card out of the game suddenly dies, or it is possible to give Kakashi a few cards less when splitting, there were few opportunities before, but Kakashi and Hua Ling got married, which is a good breakthrough.
But when Naruto came out, they had to think about whether they would be dragged out by a dog that suddenly jumped to the edge of the table when they were pouring themselves a cappuccino after losing their cards.
What, he didn't dare?
It's a joke to say that you don't dare, at the age of twelve, you will scare the big snake pill, after snatching the sword, you will turn around and copy the knife and scare the tailed beast, and at the age of fifteen, you dare to go to Yunyin Village alone, are you softer than the big snake pill or harder than Shouhe or faster than Lei Ying, he doesn't dare to take you.
I have to say that these big guys just think a lot, Naruto just wants to express that there is also a mother's family here, don't look at the stain and bully.
Hua Ling's identity is really embarrassing, for example, in the motherland of her previous life, if anyone discovers her identity, reports and verifies it successfully, the money for the down payment in the first-tier city is available.
That's why Naruto is so sad, but there is another reason, although it is inappropriate to say so, but without Naruto, there really would be no two children in Hua Ling's belly.
Since it was made up by himself, the after-sales work was also carried by himself.
If you don't accept it, you can stand up if you don't accept it, let's sa.
"Thank you." Hua Ling thanked her, she thought more than those politicians.
"Little things." Naruto waved his hand, looked at the crowd, opened his mouth and wanted to call someone, but suddenly saw that a certain doctor he had seen when he was a child was also present, and he was full of excitement, and quickly lowered his collar and said, "Konohamaru, come here." ”
Not far away, Konohamaru lifted the slug and shook it.
"Here we go."
Naruto didn't dial, because of the privilege, it can make people rank high.
"What's the matter, big brother." The large bear child squeezed over to Naruto and asked.
"I'll give you a mission, take him to play, and I've completed teaching you a ninjutsu."
"What ninjutsu." Konohamaru's eyes were round, and the eldest brother gave him a ninjutsu to double the speed of his homework, this time... Is it going to be quadrupled?
"A fourth-generation Hokage thought about it for three years before he came up with a good name, infinitely close to S-level ninjutsu." In fact, the level of ninjutsu has nothing to do with the intensity, it only represents the difficulty of learning, just like Madara squirted a coalition of fires but it is only a B-level ninjutsu, and it is not even qualified to include the Book of Seals, but it is said that the S-level is very high, especially for bear children.
"Really !!"
Konohamaru's eyes widened, his chest slapped, and his eyes changed when he looked at the two trumpet bear children: "Leave it to me, promise to complete the task." ”
The big bear took the small bear child away, and very sensibly took the other group with him.
Naruto took out the tablecloth to wipe the oil off his hands and walked back to the cabin.
Kakashi didn't dare to teach, he dared, Kakashi was not qualified to teach, he had, he didn't have to inform Jiraiya, he cut first and then played, the identity was licensed, this is his own son.
Whoever dares to oppose Naruto will dare to blow his head and dissolve into the four generations of shadow rocks.
By the way, I will give the three generations a copy to repair the rift.
Halfway through, Naruto had just dropped the tablecloth at the meeting space garbage station when he was stopped by a beautiful little beauty.
"How did you do that?" Ino was about to pull it, but was flashed by Naruto, Ino didn't think much about it, waved his hand and told Naruto to follow, and walked to the side and asked in a whisper.
"What?"
"That's them." Ino secretly pointed to the two names on the platform, and learned from Sakura that the matter of Hana Ling and Kakashi was basically planned by Naruto, and it was possible to bring these two identities together, and in Ino's opinion, Naruto was really bad.
Naruto understood, but what did he say, love him and be strong? If you can't beat you? Drugged if you can't get knocked out?
Doesn't that ruin Konoha's future florist?
Kindness? Flower?
Thinking of something, Naruto cleared his throat and said euphemistically, "The secret is simple, a cup of tea, and some pink flowers. ”
"What pink flowers? Flower orchid? Crab claw orchid? Acacia flowers? Mimosa flowers? Forget-me-not? You're too big, isn't it? ”
Talking to Ino about flowers is simply pulling a big saw in front of Luban.
"Flowers are not important, what is important is the heart, the heart that is close to each other." Naruto quickly changed his tune.
"And what kind of flowers does Sasuke like?" The purpose of Ino's direct leakage.
"He loves azaleas." According to the degree of Weasel's coughing up blood, he will give him a rhododendron, anyway, the crow and the cuckoo are birds.
"Love to be happy? Unrestrained? I don't think he's unrestrained. "Ino was clearly led astray by Naruto.
Seeing that she was pondering, Naruto took the opportunity to quickly slip away, ran two steps and lifted the curtain to return to the house and sit down like a good baby.
Ino followed two steps, stopped a few meters in front of the curtain, and turned to walk towards Asma's side, if she had already pounced on it when she was a child, she would have grown up and understood more, she knew that there were some places that she could not enter if she wanted to.
But there is always a little discomfort in my heart, and Ino can feel that he may have missed a lot of things when he turned around.
The heart is uncomfortable, the little beauty doesn't know how to smooth out this breath, and her best friend is still sitting in that room, no one to tell, and her heart is even more blocked.
Just thinking about it, when she looked up, she happened to see Asma's fingers rubbing at the corner of her clothes, and the little beauty's dim eyes regained a trace of look, and she rushed over and flicked Asma's hand away.
"You're smoking again?!"
"Hahaha!!"
A circle of men laughed wildly.
Asma winked helplessly, whose daughter is it, can you still take care of it.
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Inside the house, watching Ino leave, Naruto raised an eyebrow at Sakura, and Sakura nodded knowingly.
Crash...
At this moment, the door curtain was opened again, and Jiraiya held the sake cup arm against the door frame, tilted his body, and looked down at Naruto, his face was slightly red on the left, and his face was extremely red on the right, it was still a mark.
He didn't come to ask Naruto why he wanted to teach Konohamaru Spiral Pill, he just felt that Naruto seemed to know a lot of things, and he showed more and more, and he didn't hide it like before, he wanted to talk to Naruto specifically.
But when he saw the color of his face and the top of his head, all the words were held back in his throat and turned into a sip of spirits.
If I had been in the village, maybe it wouldn't have been like this.
"Old man, how did you get this face?" Naruto was the first to speak.
"Whew, a few little girls over there were playing with a ball just now, and they were very moving, so I wanted to go over and ask them how to play, and my face hit one of them's hand." Jiraiya took a sip of wine and said unashamedly, squeezing Naruto in and sitting down.
The other four were skeptical.
I've never seen anyone so brazen.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Naruto delivered the dish to Hinata's plate and waved his hand to dispel the smell of alcohol that had escaped from Jiraiya, as if he was driving people away.
Jiraiya wiped his face, leaned over and spit out a cloud of drunkenness: "Well... You said they were both done, but wouldn't it be my turn to be her and me next? ”
Naruto felt dissipated again, not letting the smell of alcohol reach his daughter-in-law's side, then pushed over a small saucer, and put two mouthfuls of food with chopsticks in the other hand and put it on the plate: "Don't just drink, eat two bites." ”
What kind of drink is it, saying this, Tsunade is what I can settle over there.
What can I do if I don't get any flowers, she won't be able to do anything.
"What do you mean?" Jiraiya tilted his head.
Naruto felt fanned again, took out a handful of pine nuts and crushed them and handed them over, "Eat some more pine nuts." ”
On the other side, Sasuke looked displeased.
What are you doing on my side?