Chapter 107: How to Eat?

Tang Peng subconsciously responded: "I'm ......" He saw a small gourd in the hand of the golden horn at some point, and remembered that Sun Wukong had also responded to this situation before he was sucked, but the words had been spoken, and he couldn't take it back, so he had to change what he wanted to say at a critical moment.

Not here! Unexpectedly, as soon as Tang Peng's words fell, a strong attraction immediately appeared in the small gourd, sucking Tang Peng and the white horse in, and Tang Peng only had time to let out a long sigh:

"Damn, this can do too......"

"Despicable!" The white dragon horse and the sand monk scolded angrily, picked up their weapons and rushed over.

Tang Peng was carelessly sucked into the gourd for a while, and the originally good scene immediately fell to him, the mana of Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong was originally weaker among Tang Peng's apprentices, and he saw that Tang Peng and the others were all caught, although he shot out angrily,

But without the previous sharpness, after fighting with the little white dragon for several rounds, the Silver Horn King took out a bundle of rope from his arms, raised his hand, a golden light flashed, and the rope penetrated into the gap of the little white dragon's sword net like a golden snake, automatically tying her up, no matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't break free.

The Silver Horn King smiled: "Don't do useless struggles, how can you break free from this bundle of immortal ropes?" ”

After solving the little white dragon, the Silver Horn King joined the battle circle between the Golden Horn King and the Sand Monk, the Sand Monk was originally struggling to support, after the Silver Horn King joined, he could no longer resist, and was kicked over by the Golden Horn King, and then was pressed under the two of them and tied up firmly with a rope.

"Haha, big brother, we can send it this time, Tang Peng and his party will be served by us!"

The Silver Horn King laughed.

The King of the Golden Horn was also overjoyed, and nodded: "God help me!" He turned to the little demons who came up and said,

"Little ones, go home, after eating Tang Peng's meat, let's all become immortals and Buddhas together!" The little demons cheered, and went back to their old nest, the Lotus Cave, surrounded by the golden horns and the silver horns.

Tang Peng and the white dragon horse were poured out of the gourd by the Golden Horn King, and one man and one horse saw the light of day again, and after they came out, they sighed at the same time, Tang Peng sighed: "The space inside is so small, squeeze me to death!" ”

Let a few goblins tie him up.

Turning his head, he saw that Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong were tied up and sitting on the side, and at the same time, they also saw Zhu Bajie, who had not been seen for a long time, and the old pig had a disparate face, obviously suffering a little.

And the Silver Horn King was shaking his jade bottle, only to hear a clang, Sun Wukong was poured out of it, slamming the floor with a sound.

The Silver Horn King smacked his tongue and said: "I heard that this Monkey King is a stone monkey, and sure enough, a small hole was smashed in the floor."

Bundle him, little ones! Sun Wukong grinned and didn't resist at all, and let these little monsters tie him up tightly.

Tang Peng saw that there was a small mosquito in addition to Sun Wukong who poured out with the gourd, and immediately thought that this Sun Wukong was fake, and he had a lot of bottom in his heart, and sure enough, the mosquito flew to Tang Peng's ear, and said in Tang Peng's ear in an imperceptible voice: "Master, you drag it here for a while, my old grandson wants to create some chaos, and then take the opportunity to take their magic weapon!" ”

Tang Peng nodded slightly, and explained it like this with a mind transmission technique, and the mosquito that Sun Wukong turned into immediately buzzed away, he was still a little mentally prepared for being caught this time, so he also left the killer weapon of the little white dragon, seeing that Sun Wukong was also safe and sound, and he was much more sure of dealing with these two monsters.

Tang Peng said to a few apprentices: "Everyone is okay? The little dragon girl shook her head slightly, and the sand monk said in annoyance: "Master, the apprentice is useless, you are tired!" ”

Zhu Bajie snorted and said, "Master, why are you also arrested, senior brother, you are too useless!" He complained to Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong was actually just a stand-in, so he naturally didn't know how to answer, just leaned against the stone wall, closed his eyes and pretended to recuperate.

At this time, the Golden Horn King came over and smiled at this Tang Peng: "Tang Sanzang, we can rely on you for dinner today, the Buddha said that saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you sacrifice your ego and achieve us so much, it can be regarded as a well-deserved death."

After we become immortals and become Buddhas, we will definitely have a good time for you - goose rice that Tofo! Tang Peng was too lazy to talk nonsense with them in order to delay time, and when he heard this, he asked rhetorically: "The two kings are very powerful, and the little monk is really a high mountain, and he is ashamed of himself."

The little monk's admiration for the two kings is like a surging river, endless, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, which is out of control......

I just don't know who the two kings studied from, who can learn such an earth-shattering spell and refine such a shocking magic weapon? ”

The Golden Horn King said with a smile: "People say that Tang Sanzang has a lotus flower, and when I heard it today, it really deserves its reputation, although your fart is very comfortable for me, but only by eating your flesh can we become immortal Buddhas." For the sake of our future, I still have to wronged you. ”

Tang Peng asked curiously: "Two kings, who told you that you can become an immortal and a Buddha by eating my meat?"

This is completely out of nowhere, both theoretically and practically it is impossible, if this is the case, the poor monk might as well cut two pieces of meat and eat it himself, then if he does not become a Buddha immediately, where do you need to trek to the west through thousands of mountains and rivers? ”

The Golden Horn King was stunned by Tang Peng's words, and after thinking about it, he replied seriously: "Listening to what you say, it seems that there is some truth, and theoretically it is indeed a little unlikely......

Tang Peng was overjoyed and was about to continue lobbying, but he continued, "But whether it is true or not, we still need to prove it through practice." As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth! ”

Tang Peng was angry, but there was really no way to refute it for a while, the famous words of the great man can stand the test of time.

The Silver Horn King also stepped forward and said, "What else did the eldest brother tell him, the little ones are already boiling water to sharpen their knives, just waiting for the water to boil and eat." ”

The Golden Horn King frowned and said, "Brother Xian, it's not good to eat it when it's boiled, but it's still inclined to eat it steamed for my brother." The Silver Horn King objected: "Big brother, it is better to eat boiled than steamed, it is nutritious, and besides, if we eat meat, we must let the younger ones drink some soup!" ”

The two goblins began to argue about the scientificity of the eating method, and for a while they forgot that Tang Peng was on the side, and Zhu Bajie chuckled:

"Master, these two goblins have been arguing like this, maybe we still have hope of escaping?" Tang Peng also nodded in agreement.

As soon as Zhu Bajie's voice fell, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King reached an agreement: "Okay, we'll divide Tang Peng later,

One person and half can cook how they like! Tang Peng interjected: "Two kings, listen to the poor monk's words, the poor monk has not taken a bath for a month all the way, and his body is sour and smelly, how can he get into the respect of the two?

Why don't you let the poor monk take a bath first and wash his body clean? The poor monk is very cooperative, the two of you won't even agree to this little request, right? ”

The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King glanced at each other, there was such a monk who was not afraid of death, the Golden Horn King waved his hand and said, "That's it, the little ones will fetch a big bucket of water and wash Tang Sanzang clean." Tang Peng then added:

"Warm water!" The little goblins immediately brought a large basin of water, Tang Peng jumped into the basin and washed it well, and it took half a day to wash it out, and it was really much cleaner. Golden Horn King says:

"We've met all your requirements, don't blame us anymore after being eaten!" Tang Peng said with a smile: "Two kings, wait a minute, the little monk still has one last question to ask." ”

The Silver Horn King said a little impatiently, "You have a lot of things, what else is the problem?" Tang Peng asked:

"Two kings, this question of the little monk is very realistic, the little monk wants to ask, when you divide me, will it be divided into two halves horizontally or vertically?"

The Golden Horn King frowned and said, "Is there a difference?" ”

Tang Peng said matter-of-factly: "Of course there is a difference, if it is divided horizontally, it will be a little unfair, the one that eats my upper body will take a small advantage, the head of the poor monk is the essence of the body, and it is very good for the development of intelligence after eating."

Therefore, in the opinion of the little monk, it is best to divide it into two halves vertically, so that it is the fairest, so as not to get the time when the two kings make trouble for the little monk......

It's fine if it's just an awkward fuss, but if you hold this breath in your stomach, in the long run, it will not only hurt and anger, but also harm your body......

If the two of you hurt the harmony, then what should these little demons under your command do?

It is very likely that it will affect the unity of the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan, so that the gains really outweigh the losses, and the establishment of a harmonious and stable cave house is a long-term cause, and it cannot be destroyed because of me......"

Tang Peng talked eloquently, speaking very energetically, but he was dizzy about the golden horn and the silver horn. "A fly!"

The Silver Horn King shook his head.

"No, it's a swarm of flies!"

The Golden Horn King immediately corrected it, and the two looked at each other, both shaking their heads and smiling bitterly. At this moment, a little demon rushed out from behind the cave and shouted: "The king is not good, the back cave is on fire, what a big fire!" ”

The King of the Golden Horn shouted, "What do you all eat, and how did you catch fire?" ”

The little demon shook his head and said, "I don't know the little one, I only saw that the flames were everywhere, and the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and it gradually spread to this side!" The Golden Horn King said angrily: "Useless things, I'll take a look at them and show the way for this king!" ”

Tang Peng deliberately came up and asked with concern: "Two kings, do you want the little monk to help?" ”

"You give me a side!" The Silver Horn King pushed Tang Peng aside and said angrily: "It's really a disappointment, little ones, tie Tang Peng up first, and then deal with him after the big king comes back from extinguishing all the fires." ”

He sat on his throne and waited for the Golden Horn King to return.

After a long time, the Golden Horn King hurried back, a little embarrassed, and the Silver Horn King asked, "Big brother, what's wrong with the back hole, how is it now?" ”

The King of the Golden Horn shook his head and said, "I don't know which guy set the fire, but fortunately I went in time, or the back hole would have been burned out!" ”

The Golden Horn King walked up to the Silver Horn King and said, "Brother Xian, go, I want to discuss something with you for my brother!" The Silver Horn King followed the Golden Horn King's side, and suddenly smelled a strange smell, and his heart was suspicious, and his hand quietly reached behind his waist, and slowly took out the jade bottle.

At this time, he happened to walk to Tang Peng's side, and the Golden Horn King suddenly shouted: "Silver Horn Virtuous Brother!" ”

At the same time, the Silver Horn King also said, "Brother Golden Horn! Then two voices replied in unison: "Alas! The Golden Horn King proudly took out the treasure gourd from behind his back, and was about to laugh, but found that the Silver Horn King opposite was also holding a jade bottle in his hand.