"However, your master is a monk, if you stay here, what will you do about learning from the scriptures?"

Tang Peng whispered into Bajie's ear and said.

Bajie, this pig's brain! He jumped up, and then shouted, "Master, are you pig-brained?" Then take a hairy scripture! Really! ”

Bajie was babbling, and the sand monk on the side whispered "hum" and said, "You are a pig." ”

"Don't pay attention to him, master, just his pig, let's rest here for a night, and then set off, we have all flown out of the eight hundred miles of quicksand river, is it difficult to say that this ten thousand miles of peach blossom village is still difficult to get us?"

Wukong threw a fruit gourd, landed on the crotch of Bajie's pants, and waved his hand and laughed.

However, Tang Peng hesitated, he frowned, and then frowned again, feeling that this was a bit messy, the Zhenzhen he wiped for her just now had a really good impression, but this mother, in fact, looks good, I just don't know, she gave birth to a daughter this year, how to maintain it so well, and also, where is this Zhenzhen love and pity, he really doesn't remember much.

In the midst of hesitation, Na Jia's mother saw that she seemed to be tempted by this Tang Peng, so she hurriedly added oil and vinegar, and came again, she pushed her hand, and then blew off the dust on her clothes, and said softly: "Oh, elder~ What is so good about the monks, get up early and be greedy for darkness, have no fixed place, and have no place to live, if you are like me, enjoy melting the rich, and you will not worry about food and clothing, this is called a happy life!" ”

glanced at this woman, those eyes that seemed to be a little playful, but vaguely made this old fairy bone unpredictable, but immediately, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he smiled: "If I don't learn from the scriptures, if my body and mind are muddy, if I learn from you to stay at home and empty time, if I get old, there is only a stinky skin left, if I... Anyway, I always don't believe that the pie that fell on the sky, he will fall on my head. ”

The woman heard Tang Peng say this, and smiled mockingly, the color on her face changed slightly, crimson as if she had been whitewashed, and finally her eyes fell on Tang Peng's face fiercely, and she glared angrily: "You monk, why are you so rude?"

I kindly want to marry my daughter to you, even I plan to promise it with my body, how can you speak badly and hurt people, do you say that we good girls can't get married? ”

This person obviously looks a little annoyed and angry, and there is a little cool saliva between the red lips and teeth, which makes people look very real. However, Tang Peng, who was sitting on the side drinking tea, had a leisurely face, and when the "mother" in front of him showed a trace of joy without a trace, but was successfully captured by Tang Peng on the other side, the "mother" suddenly showed fear on her face, but she didn't hide from his eyes.

The two looked at each other for a while, and suddenly Tang Peng grinned a little bit on the corner of his mouth, and finally said, "If I really want to marry, you will definitely not marry, and you may not be their master, right?" ”

When the last word settled, her eyes stared at this "mother", the woman's eyes turned slightly, her red cheeks looked a little pretty, and she didn't speak as justifiably as she did at the beginning, but she looked a little unnatural, and said: "My daughter has her own thoughts, I don't know if she likes you or not, this child's private affairs, although it can't all be decided by me as a mother, but I can match them and guide them, but the three of them don't look down on you, can't I marry?" ”

Will you marry me?

Isn't that a bit old?

However, her faint voice, as if it was like a note played by a musical instrument, slowly fell into Tang Peng's ears, and after a while, all of a sudden, he trembled slightly, and finally came back to his senses, with a touch of helplessness on his face, shook his head, and said, "If you marry me, I will not be the ancestor of Lishan." ”

After finishing speaking, Wukong on the side couldn't help but sneer and laugh, just now Wukong was afraid that Tang Peng would fall into the foreign affairs of this old mother of Lishan, but he didn't expect that the master was so shrewd, and he could see the clues of this manor at a glance, this is clearly a scam designed by the Bodhisattvas on the way to learn the scriptures, where is there such a good thing in the world?

However, Bajie on the side heard Tang Peng say this, demented, and complained, "Master, what is Lizi Mountain, the ancestor's, you should agree quickly!" Let me choose this mother as my wife! ”

glanced at the pig's head like a fool, and then smiled and replied to the old mother of Lishan in front of him, "Look, does what I say make sense?" Sister. ”

The old mother of Lishan felt that this monk from the Tang Dynasty was simply amazing, as if he had been slapped alive, and her true identity was revealed by Tang Peng on the spot, and she who could no longer make it up was afraid that she would be completely debunked by Tang Peng, and this difficulty was directly avoided, causing an embarrassing situation. So, I had to kick it hard and walk away.

Looking at this graceful body and walking away, Tang Peng couldn't help touching his back, it was already wet with cold sweat, Tang Peng couldn't help but secretly said in his heart: "It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous!" Fortunately, the system has just been repaired, otherwise something would have happened! ”

However, Wukong, who was not reserved at all, suddenly jumped up and laughed loudly, but he didn't want to, the master's trick made her Lishan old mother many times better than when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

However, Bajie had a sad face, looking at the master and Brother Monkey as if they had picked up a big bargain, laughing nonstop, but Bajie sat on the stool with a sad ass,

Very dejected: "Master, you are really a dead brain, you say nothing, now we really have no chance at all, not only will people not marry a good daughter to me, it is estimated that they may be kicked out overnight!" ”

The sand monk who was silent on the side said: "Second senior brother, the master is right, although the monks are hard, they are pure in heart, it is better than staying at home and wasting time, right?"

Hey, since you have chosen the path of learning from the scriptures, you should accept the greedy and comfortable heart. "Hmph~"

Bajie grabbed a fruit, then turned around, turned his back to the sand monk, displeased.

Sha Seng saw that he had eaten the closed door, his face was iron-colored, his eyes were intertwined with Tang Peng and Wukong, Tang Peng ignored his expression, and he didn't even understand the situation, so he thought about marrying someone's Huanghua daughter, if there was such a cheap thing, Gao Laozhuang's Gao Cuilan would have become your wife a long time ago!

As a result. A stupid fork, I don't have any thinking ability, and I still want to pick up girls! Gao Cuilan likes you, you have to pretend to be cold, and delete other people's memories! However, Wukong found another way and deliberately mocked Bajie: "Bajie, if you really want to marry, why don't you marry his daughter and his mother!" Hahaha..."

Wukong's face was as red as an ass, and he was stunned, but Sha Zeng also laughed, and Bajie saw that he was being ridiculed miserably, so he secretly grabbed a piece of steamed bread from the table,

Then he quietly hid to the side, covered his big ears, ate it, and muttered secretly in his heart: "I have to think about it, how to marry!" Hearing Bajie's words, Wukong shouted: "What is there to consider, just tomorrow, I will be your witness with the master, the old mother and daughters, all of them are yours at one time, when the time comes, you can enjoy the joy of family~ Hahaha!" ”