Chapter 491: The Spicy Hand is Ruthless Oba Cow

"This, Brother Buckley, can you say anything about military secrets?" Oba Niu on the other end of the phone hesitated.

"That's not right, we're all black brothers, and you don't know what I'm like Buckley?"

Buckley said in an angry tone as he patted his chest loudly, "You want to pull me into the gang and let me help you connect with the Hall of Fame, I have to be sure that I can have a good future with you, right?" ”

Oba Niu immediately assured loudly: "Buckley, we are also acquaintances, the previous promise is still valid, as long as you come, you will be the vice president, or, the president of the parliament, and you can even be given the position of four-star general, of course, you don't need to go to the front line to fight, just sit firmly in the Ministry of Defense." ”

"Okay, tell me what your strength is, I have to make sure you can beat those Mi guys." Buckley said.

"Okay, I can tell you."

Oba hesitated for a moment, then said, "You know, I'm not very good at math... Our military strength is roughly 300,000 to 30 million, or do you take an average? ”

"Falk squid! Oba Niu, in the NBA Finals in June, I gave you all six VIP package tickets, and when I was in Phoenix, the big sword was also my money.

You're president now, the cow broke and you're starting to fool your brother?

How many people are there in the whole of California, and all the people are soldiers? ”

Buckley spat and danced like an angry bull, uh, no, a big black pig.

"Well, Brother Buckley, what a great sword, I don't understand... Alas, didn't you just have a few drinks in a nightclub last time? I'm so drunk I don't know anything! ”

Oba Niu coughed lightly and said seriously: "Buckley, you are really right, we can indeed be all soldiers.

At Hayward, we have... Ahem, this, bro, we have a welfare hero package for all on our side.

To put it simply, it is to be able to transform everyone into superheroes, haha, the transcendent Spider-Man is a hanging, we are full of supermen here, more transcendent than him!

Of course, you're the vice president, with more options and more power.

I'll be honest with you, the United States is finished. You think, I'm a Harvard doctor, can be so willing to ...... **, dead fat pig, where are you? ”

At first, Oba Niu was still soft-spoken, but in the end, he scolded directly, his voice was serious and... Full of murderous spirit.

Buckley was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Brother Oba, what's wrong?" I'm in Phoenix! ”

"Falk squid! Ba fatty, Lao Tzu told you, dare to play tricks with my Oba Niu... Hmph, those Mi soldiers on the Arizona border are just decorations to kill you, don't be too simple. ”

Oba Niu's voice was cold, "You're in St. John's Church right now, surrounded by a dozen people, in the middle of the night, don't say you're in service... Buckley, you seek your own death, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”

Maya looked serious, stepped forward and covered the microphone of her mobile phone, and said softly: "Tell him, you are in the church group and playing role-playing." ”

Then, Maya burst into the sky, flickering a few times, to the top of the gothic dome of the church, and pointed at Hansen's eyes on her chest, and the golden red light hazy her eyes.

A small black dot!

The pupils constrict, and the gaze closes.

At an altitude of 15,000 meters, there is a "Astro Boy" wearing high-tech armor, and at this moment, he is rapidly swooping down.

"Bang!"

Maya dissolves into nothingness, and a flock of black crows appears on top of the church.

"Quack ......"

The crows either hovered around the roof, crowed on dead branches, or flapped their wings and flew into the sky......

At an altitude of 1,000 meters, the armored "Astro Boy" glanced curiously at the crows flying by

This crow's eyes are curious, and the red is infiltrating!

He thought so.

Soon, he landed at the door of the church, pushed open the door, and drew the blade that glistened with cold light at his waist, and was about to carry out the orders of Mr. President......

"Oba Cow, you damn thing, you sent spy satellites to spy on me? it! “

Ba Fatzi's eyes were frightened, his head was full of cold sweat, but his voice was full of grievance and anger, "Did you send an agent to kill me?" Bastard, you unrighteous fellow, I even treated you to my mother's love pancakes! ”

"I'm sorry, Buckley, but from the moment you called me, our friendship was wiped out!" Oba Bull's voice is cold and flat.

"Fack, I didn't talk to you!" The fat man yelled.

"Then why are you in church? Hehehe, my people have reached ......"

The fat man was so anxious that he had no choice but to follow Payne's instructions and explain in a loud voice: "You know me, I love this person... Hey, I'm going to get it straight, I'm a priest now, and I'm riding a nun, you know?

Cosplay, group p!

That big sword, afterwards, I heard Angela say that you also tried 'black president and white female secretary' together, **, you beast! ”

"Fack, that stinking, how... What the? Brian, you read that right? ”

"Astro Boy" Brian was wearing sci-fi style metal armor, holding a three-foot cold and shining straight knife in his right hand, and looked carefully again, only to see

In the center of the church's hall, oak and chairs were dragged away to reveal a circular clearing, on which was covered a blanket with the Red Cross flag on a black background. Around him was a group of men and women in black and white, all dressed as priests and nuns, riding together, or holding the base of the statue of Christ, and a dozen bottles rolling back and forth on the ground......

Astro Boy Bryan covered his nose, "Mr. President, here, the air in the church is full of the stench of hemp, and Buckry is, alas, there is a silver mess here,, this is the church, under the idol of my lord!" ”

"Damn, it's so exciting... Uh, Buckley, life for these NBA stars is really chaotic. ”

Oba Niu covered the phone and commanded with a communicator: "Brian, it seems that I have thought too much, you come back, you don't have to kill them." ”

After saying that, Obama turned off the communicator and smiled into the phone: "Hahahaha, Brother Buckley, how is it, are you frightened?" It's a joke, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously!

I still remember the love pancakes your mother gave me, even if you did something wrong, I wouldn't care!

Hahahaha, I'm like you to prove the strength of our Black Panther Republic!

You see, in a matter of minutes, we can treat the blockade of the United States as nothing and launch a decapitation operation against any target hundreds of miles away. ”

Oba Niu's tone is heroic and his voice is hearty, giving people the feeling that this is a good man.

Buckley, who can be the host of the gold medal program, although he is a little blindsided, is still very involved and angry: "Damn Oba Niu, I treat you as a brother, but you treat me like this, tell you, we are done playing, you don't come to me again in the future." ”

"Brother, don't get excited, think about it again, anyway, now that the NBA is almost suspended, why don't you come here and help me." Oba bull earnestly persuaded.

"I ......"

Buckley just wanted to say something ruthless, but he thought of the even more ruthless Oba Niu, so he had to nod stupidly and said: "Let me think about it, I still have hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend, and when I have no money, I will go to the next door to join you, is it feasible?" 2k reading network