The schoolbag was casually placed on the table, and Sun Xinbiao sat down directly to the chair unsuspectingly as usual. With a click, the chair that couldn't resist the weight pressure quickly tilted to the left, and Sun Xinbiao, who was completely unaware of the situation, reflexively grabbed the nearest life-saving straw to him.

The damaged chair didn't make much noise, so that not many people noticed that Sun Xinbiao had fallen, and it was Sun Xinbiao himself who cursed a swear word, and some people in the class turned their heads to look at him.

Seeing this, Ermao and Sanha immediately walked to Sun Xinbiao's side and helped him up.

"I'll go, Brother Biao, why did you fall?"

"I don't know which stupid fork put that bad chair in my place." Sun Xinbiao grabbed the table and got up, and just wanted to let go of his hand, but found that the skin of his hand was a little painful, as if it was stuck by something.

Sun Xinbiao looked down, and sure enough, it was glue.

Ermao quickly understood the situation and said angrily: "Who is so lacking in virtue? Apply the glue to the table. Zongqi, did you do it? ”

Only then did everyone in the class turn their heads to see the excitement.

Zong Qi seemed to be frightened, his eyes were uncertain, and he said a little confused: "What is it?" ”

"Something, something." Ermao rushed to Zong Qi imposingly, grabbed his collar and threatened: "Say!" Did you do it? ”

Facing Ermao, Zong Qi made himself more pitiful as much as possible: "What did I do?" Why do you do it as soon as you come up? ”

Ermao: "Putting garlic on it, changing chairs and applying glue is something that only elementary school students do, who else in the class will do it except you?" ”

Zong Qi: "Damn, I'm talking like a primary school student, yes, you are ruthless, then you can show evidence!" ”

"Take a piece of evidence of chicken feathers, the fuck is what you did and quibble, Lao Tzu is now beating until you don't even know your mother." After speaking, Ermao raised his fist and prepared to punch Zong Qi in the face first.

"Wait!" Zong Qi shouted in panic, and hurriedly covered his face with his hands, "I really didn't do it!" But I have clues, and I seem to know who did it. ”

Ermao put down his fist and sneered: "Return the clues, what about you playing detective games?" Okay, what are the clues? ”

"When I came to school this morning, I saw Sanha tinkering with something in Sun Xinbiao's position."

The eyes of the audience instantly focused on Sanha, and even Sun Xinbiao, who had a cold face from beginning to end, also looked at Sanha.

Sanha suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and said angrily: "I'm on duty today, what can I do?" ”

Zong Qi suddenly realized: "No wonder you came so early today, I just saw that he was sweeping the floor in Sun Xinbiao's position for a long time, and he was still holding glue, I don't know what he is doing." ”

Sanha was furious: "Zong boy! You don't want to spew blood! When did I hold the glue! You make it clear to me! ”

Zong Qi was instantly unconvinced: "How do I know when you took the glue?" And I didn't say you did it, why are you so excited? And you, take your hand away, the clue has been finished, if you want to find it, go to Sanha! ”

Sanha almost picked up a chair and smashed it at Zong Qi. Dare to be such a dick, I was trampled under my feet a few days ago, and now I have begun to frame people, I really have to educate and educate well.

"Alright." Sun Xinbiao roared coldly and stopped the scene where the fight almost started, "What's the matter, can't you just change the chair back, can't the glue be worn away slowly?" Ermao, sit back to class. ”

Ermao let go of his hand this time and returned to his seat. Only Sanha's face was still a little excited and irritable.

"Brother Biao, I really didn't do it!"

"I know, I'll clean up this kid Zongqi after school."

The class bell rang in a hurry, marking the scene with a comma. All the classmates were quietly waiting for the teacher to come, only Zong Qi buried his head on the table, as if the aggrieved little girl was hiding from others to see her crying, in fact, he was hiding his somewhat stupid smile.

……

"What do you think if this spider is on him?" Lin Yunjue looked at Zong Qi with a smile like a chess player who controlled the overall situation.

On him? Of course, it works even better!

"Do you want this spider to crawl on him?" Zong Qi said excitedly.

"You're already cold, how can it move on its own, we have to let it accidentally appear in Sun Xinbiao's position, it looks like an accident. Seeing the fan on the head, there are normally four fans in a classroom, and the position of each one is almost between two groups, the position of Sun Xinbiao is good, and the position of the person has been fixed by glue, the upper left corner is the fan, we only need to put the spider on the top of the fan blade, manually fix the position of the fan blade, calculate the angle, when the fan is turned on, the spider will rotate and be carried away by the air, forming a parabola and falling on Sun Xinbiao's head. That's about the same time around here. ”

"Oh." Zong Qi looked up at the fan, probably understanding the meaning. I've been at school for so long, and I've never looked closely at the fans in my class.

"Like this old-fashioned fan, there are generally three gears, the acceleration of each gear is different, the time and foothold of the spider will be taken away will be different, we have to find the intersection of the best foothold of the three gears, if not, then bet on three gears, I think normally, the class fan should be directly turned on the maximum."

"Makes sense." Zong Qi nodded with satisfaction, "Sure enough, Brother Jue is smarter than me, and he thinks of different methods!" ”

"It's just the most boring prank, not much technical, if you try to think about it, there will be a lot, but do you want to play something else, like psychological warfare?"

"Psychological warfare?" Zong Qi said confusedly.

"These three pranks can be related or separate, and if any one goes wrong, the rest can continue, which is the biggest advantage, but have you ever thought about the consequences?"

Zongqi: "The consequences? They won't know what happened to us. ”

"The timing of these three together is too coincidental, it is easy to arouse suspicion, and someone like you who has learned from the past is definitely the first to be suspected."

Zong Qi: "Then I will kill and not admit it, anyway, they have no evidence." ”

"Yes, students should not be able to come up with detective tools such as fingerprint readers, as long as you don't admit it, no one can prove that you did it, but it doesn't matter who did it to the gangsters, the important thing is to vent the anger in their hearts, as long as they can satisfy the violent desires in their hearts, who is the most suspicious, then they will determine who it is."

Zong Qi: "It's okay, won't I be beaten, I can bear it alone, as long as I can be happy, I don't care about him so much." ”

"Well, don't say that, it's hard for me to see my friend being beaten. You just need to shift the target to others and scatter the seeds of doubt on their own, so that you are equivalent to handing in your own answers on the test paper, and you will not be scolded for leaving blank spaces, as for right or wrong, or evidence, it doesn't matter, you just need to keep yourself safe. ”

……

If the desk was a piece of glass, then Zong Qi would see himself and smile so happily.

Really, I really let me go as Brother Jue said, is the grandson still suspicious of Sanha like a fool now? That's right, that's it, when will it start fighting again, how awesome it will be!

The sound of a fan running sounded overhead, and finally someone turned the fan on.

It's coming, it's coming! Zong Qi shouted excitedly in his heart.

At this time, Sun Xinbiao was saving his hands that were stuck with glue with a straight face, paper towels, water, wooden boards, everything he could think of was used, but his hands were still glued to death.

Sun Xinbiao, who was in a hurry, stopped to rest for a while, and unconsciously sweated. Damn, so you only turn on the fan now? Sun Xinbiao was extremely dissatisfied and watched the teacher turn on the fan, open the collar with his other surviving hand, and fan himself.

Suddenly, a black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and the black shadow fell right inside the collar of his shirt impartially.

"!!"

Six spider legs slashed across the chest like a loved one, and the dense fluff pierced into the skin one by one, and I couldn't feel the pain, just a little cold. Sun Xinbiao's scalp suddenly went numb, and his instinct drove him to get up instantly, and he pulled it violently, allowing the sticky hand to miraculously escape.

Before the real pain could reach the nerves, Sun Xinbiao hurriedly fanned the inside and outside of his clothes, and finally shook the spider to the ground.

The chair was pushed over, the table made a violent noise, and the loud vibration attracted the attention of the whole class, and everyone looked at Sun Xinbiao suspiciously. The teacher frowned, angry at the interruption of the class.

Only Zong Qi continued to crawl on the table alone, trembling all over, crazy, crazy suppression, and resolutely unable to laugh.