Chapter 21 You can't even fight LOL, what kind of god are you pretending to be!
Ze Cheng in Su Duoduo's mouth should be the stud man opposite! You say that people look non-mainstream, and choosing a name is also so non-mainstream, why don't you call Maria Ozawa! And being called a great god by Su Duoduo also made the stud man's face glow with pride!
"This problem? I thought about it just now, with the comprehensive strength of your class, it is true that the strength of their class is not as strong, but you can work the lineup, I tell you, you just play the team battle flow without paying attention to any operation, you choose the single monkey, the middle single Yasuo, the jungler Amumu, the lower road bounty with the stone man, you want this lineup to be big, the monkey is big, Yasuo is big, Mumu is big, the bounty is magnified, and the team battle is invincible in the later stage! ”
"Is this lineup really invincible?"
Su Duoduo's eyes yearned, as if he was starting to make up the picture in his head!
"Oops! I said Duoduo! What's wrong with you being Brother Sijian's girlfriend! The family is handsome, and he is a rich second generation, and he is a character who calls for wind and rain in No. 1, and you must know that he is the top god of Diamond 4! That unattainable existence, haven't you always envied me for having a boyfriend? If you want, you can too! Hahaha! ”
Chen Yao smiled on the side at this time!
"Cut! Why don't you go! It's really not a low back pain when you stand and talk, I tell you, I just want you to help me, but I didn't expect you, a stinky woman, to actually sell me! Besides, it's not like I don't know about the shady things he did! ”
Su Duoduo immediately gave Chen Yao a roll of his eyes and said!
"Huh! I'd love to go! But people have always helped me be my sister! In addition, I am already famous, so I can only say that there is no fate! ”
"It's a pity that I also help him be his brother! Never mind! I won't tell you crazy woman! By the way, Zecheng, is the lineup you just said really good? ”
Su Duoduo continued to aim at Ze Cheng, and said with some uncertainty!
"Huh! What do you think I'm going to give you with an idea? This is definitely a living late-stage team battle invincible existence! Just kidding, I'm also a Platinum 2 guy."
The stud man patted his chest very confidently and assured!
"Huh! Stupid! may have been abused as a dog in the early stage! What else to talk about in the later stage! It's good to be able to hold on to 20 without pitching! ”
Avi on the side may not be able to help but underestimate it, but what Avi said is not wrong, all kinds of jumps in the early stage, what to talk about in the later stage, after all, the most important thing in the League of Legends is to play the economy, the lineup or something is just a little advantage in the case of equal strength between the two sides, although Avi's strength is not very good, but in the S4 season, he was also a person who hugged my thigh to drill 5, but then he died and fell on the golden rank, However, I usually bring down girls who are not level 30 or bronze and silver, and I can still control them.
"you! What are you talking about! Don't you think you're awesome! What rank! Don't you dare to solo! 500 yuan and ask if you dare to take it? ”
Avi's words may have been heard by the stud man, making him suddenly very faceless in front of the woman, and he stood up as soon as he slapped the table, and directly opened a solo bureau for 500 yuan to slap Avi's face.
And Avi is not a master of soft rice, the woman he likes and feels is next to him, of course he can't be cowardly! He raised his head and replied!
"What are you jumping? The strongest king hasn't jumped like you yet! I don't know which one gives you the confidence to be a platinum 2 and dare to call it a god! ”
"Huh! Could it be that you are still the strongest king! Brother report rank! Help you say it! I'll see how awesome you are! Fast! Report! I'll see how awesome you are! ”
Saying that, the stud man took out an Apple 6 mobile phone, ready to check Avi to report that the ID was rank, and the big voice of the stud man suddenly aroused the curious eyes of several tables around him, and they all looked here!
Avi glanced at me, I saw that his emotions were a little out of control, I knew that he definitely wanted to help me report my number, but my number had already changed its name, and I hadn't told him yet, but reporting my previous ID I thought it would cause a bigger sensation, and the current ID would make the scene explode instantly!
As I spoke, I hurriedly whispered something in Avi's ear, and then walked outside the cafeteria without finishing Avi's meal.
"Hahaha! Pack B! Isn't it the strongest king? Two fools! I asked you to report your ID but didn't dare to report it! Two garbage! I thought it was awesome! I don't dare to ask for 500 yuan for it! ”
In the face of me and Avi's departure, the stud man was even more nervous, making him more proud of all kinds of pretenses and in front of the woman, and in my eyes he was nothing more than a clown jumping off the beam! As for the sentence I said in Avi's ear at this moment, the lion will not get angry because of the barking of the dog, maybe in the real world, I say this a bit exaggeratedly, but in the world of esports, I think I am qualified to say this.
"P! It's infuriating! That's a hemp batch! A mere platinum 2 I don't know what he's awesome about, and he is still pretending to be in front of Chen Yao's woman, I said Haozi, can't you help your king number throw out and slap that beast in the face? ”
In the grove on the mountain behind the school, I sat on a rock, smoking a cigarette and listening to Avi's complaints with a calm look in my eyes, and refused to speak.
"I really can't bear this breath, Haozi will help you give me the number, if you find it troublesome, I will spend 100 yuan to help you change your name, and after slapping that beast in the face, I will help you change it back, okay?"
"That's it! Stop it! Didn't you tell me that there are some things that are best not to provoke? I don't want to do anything now, I just want to calm down, study hard, and be a good student with excellent grades, because I don't know if my dad is dead or alive in that place at the end of the world, I have to fulfill the promise I promised him, and give him a satisfactory answer, you know? My dad told me that day with tears in his eyes, he felt that it didn't matter if he was talked about behind his back in his life, but he didn't want me to go his back road, to be said to be a social scum who didn't learn for a day, lived in a daz, understand? ”
My eyes can't help but be a little sour when I say this, maybe the events of that night are still vivid in my mind!
"I'm sorry! Haozi! I! Maybe I was too excited at the time to care about your feelings! I really! ”
Seeing my situation, Avi also calmed down, and explained in a tone full of guilt!
"That's it! Why are you two brothers, it's boring to say that, remember not to compare with others, just to be yourself, they are awesome, it is their life is good, and we can only change our fate through ourselves, okay! It's almost class, let's go back! ”
With that, I threw away my cigarette butt, stood up, took a deep breath, and felt the summer wind blowing in the distance, quietly through my hair and through my ears.
When I returned to the classroom, there was no Su Duoduo, so I was too lazy to clean up for a while, most of the more than a dozen students in the classroom were lying on the table, and they should be on the lunch break, saying that the summer heat was just sleeping, and I was also a little tired, thinking that I hadn't started class yet, so I also lay on the table and took a nap.
It wasn't until I felt someone kick me that I woke up, and I saw that the whole class was already sitting in a neat position, but they were all staring at me with a funny face, and then the male teacher in the stand was frowning and looking at me!
"If you don't have to doze off, if you doze off, you stand up to class, and when you don't have to doze off, you sit down!"
My face turned red in an instant of embarrassment, I didn't expect to sleep until class, I hurriedly shook my head and said that I wouldn't sleep again, and the male teacher was speechless and announced the start of class!
"Tsk! Tut! actually has the face to say that he is here to study seriously, and the math teacher dares to sleep in class, you are really a talent, and I warn you! In the future, go out less and pretend to be better, you say that you can't play LOL, what kind of god are you pretending! You know you're losing my face indirectly, you know? ”
Su Duoduo stared at the blackboard and muttered to himself, and turned on the taunt mode!
"I didn't say it! I'll play! What's the matter with me! ”