Chapter 5 Cooking Methods
At this moment, the beautiful girl standing at the door is the demon who has incarnated into a human form - Elena!
I didn't expect Artoria's crow's beak to really come true.
In one day, the same demon was encountered one after another...... Twice!
Aslan wants to die, and he feels that his luck is so good that he can try to buy Mark Six!
"Ahaha... Elena, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to have the opportunity to see your beautiful figure, I was so happy that I almost fainted! He laughed wimpishly, and slapped the devil's ass shamelessly.
"What a coincidence, Aslan, I never dreamed that the escaped prey would come back on its own, and it took the initiative to enter my home." Elena smiled brightly, and a thrilling beauty was released.
But this smile made Aslan shiver.
"It's ...... Your home? His already reluctant smile stiffened.
"That's right, otherwise who would have the audacity to live in the middle of nowhere." Elena said calmly.
"So I escaped from your clutch and walked around outside and ran into your mouth?"
"That's how it should be."
"I'm ......"
Aslan's eyes were red, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Sold yourself yourself?
Excellent, this wave of operation is simply excellent!
Although he is often called "our traitor, the enemy's sixth man" when he plays games, today's wave of suicidal wonderful operations made him feel the urge to hammer the ground with his head.
After three seconds of self-blame and reflection, Aslan calmly forgave himself.
"It's not me that's wrong, it's the world!"
His face was full of grief and indignation, and he thought of it in righteous words.
If there were no demons in this world, how could this webmaster be reduced to food for demons today?
Anyway, I'm a good network administrator, I have nothing to bully and bully elementary school students, and arch the fire to both sides of the fight, isn't it good, why did you wear me to this hellish place?
Really...... It's all the world's fault.
After pushing all the unfavorable factors to the existence of the world, driven by a strong desire to survive, Aslan began to think about how to escape from the terrible demon Elena.
In an instant, a flash of inspiration flashed in his clever head, and then he quickly came up with a strategy to deal with the demon:
"Artoria! Help—"
A scream of more than 100 decibels rang out in vain, shaking the whole house twice.
“Saber! Artoria! Beautiful and noble knight king! It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, please come and save me again, damn it... Why isn't there a spell engraved on my unicorn arm? Ahhh ”
Aslan's first and only thought of calling for help, because he estimated that he would never be able to kill Elena, the demon.
Fighting monsters is Ultraman's business, and he is responsible for applauding the heroes.
"Hehe, you're such an interesting person!"
At this time, Elena, who had been silent, suddenly laughed, her cold eyes stared at Aslan like a poisonous snake, her delicate face showed a thick mockery, and she said calmly:
"When night falls, it is the time when the demons are dancing, and even human knights dare not go out and walk around at will, let alone come to such a wilderness far from the capital.
So you can rest assured that no one will come to your rescue this time! ”
Elena sneered, "In other words, I can enjoy a good dinner today!" ”
Speaking of this, she licked her lips a little greedily, and looked at Aslan excitedly, as if she was watching a delicious dish, and that kind of fiery gaze full of evil made Aslan shiver coldly.
He understands this kind of look, just like a hungry wolf sees a fat sheep and can't wait to rush up to eat it clean, and in Elena's eyes, he is such a dumb fat sheep.
"Elena, I admit defeat, I surrender, don't eat me, okay? I'm as thin as a telephone pole, with no meat on my bones, and it's not delicious! Let's talk about letting me go, right? Aslan rubbed his palms, trying to put on a friendly and friendly face, and begged for mercy very spinelessly.
"Haha, Aslan, do you say that if you eat the meat in your mouth, is there any reason to spit it out again?" Elena said indifferently.
All right! Hearing this, Aslan completely understood that he probably couldn't spit out this piece of fat, but in the future, it might be pulled out and turned into organic matter to nourish the earth.
Of course, if demons at all......
Since the negotiation fails, it has to break up!
Aslan suddenly stared at him, putting on a fierce appearance of a vicious dog biting people, holding the white skull in his left hand, picking up a wooden chair nearby with his right hand, and rushing towards Elena at the door with his teeth and claws.
"This webmaster is fighting with you!!"
Usually if you can't fight, you can run, if you can't run away, you beg for mercy, Aslan, who values peace in everything, finally has nowhere to escape, no mercy to ask for, in the face of a murderous demon, only desperate!
He rushed away violently, but he really looked like a hob, as if he was going to die with Elena!
At this moment, a sneer appeared on the corner of Elena's mouth, and her delicate face changed in vain, instantly becoming bloody, hideous and ugly, and it looked extremely shocking, which made Aslan stop in his tracks.
"Go back—"
A thunderous roar rolled out!
Aslan was so frightened that he threw the "weapon" in his hand on the ground very familiarly, and fled back in a gray way, hiding obediently under the table with his head in his hands, just like a criminal arrested by his police uncle.
Wow~ Terrible! It's horrible!
When he was a child, he really should have watched more ghost movies of Lin Zhengying and exercised his guts, this whole day "holding his sister in his arms and killing him, dismantling Gundam with his bare hands", it was very cool to watch, but it didn't work!
When Elena revealed the true face of the demon, he was so frightened that he lost his armor and urinated, so he could only hide under the table and shiver.
My life is on hold......
Aslan sighed angrily, it is estimated that he will definitely not be able to beat Elena with his small body, it seems that he has reached a dead end today, and he will definitely die.
"Hehe, that's right!"
Seeing Aslan hiding under the table, Elena smiled faintly, her face changed from a devil to an angel again, looking beautiful and moving, she said calmly: "Be obedient, you will suffer less." ”
Aslan swallowed his spit and said, "Weakly ask, what are you going to do with me?" ”
"I have heard that the human aristocracy had a novel way of cooking, which was to put animals at the bottom of the table, chain their limbs, make a hole in the table, pass the animal's head through it, pierce the skull with a sharp object, and then pour hot oil on it, and then eat the brain marrow with a spoon! It's delicious! ”
Elena smiled wickedly: "It just so happens that my favorite part of food is the cerebral spinal cord, so I am extremely sought after for this cooking method, and I have a fanatical obsession."
Today, it's time to give it a try with you!! ”
Hearing this, Aslan was chilled to the bone, and his heart instantly sank to the bottom......