Chapter 44
Seeing Wukong hesitating, Bajie dragged his arm and began to coquetry: "Brother Monkey, my good Brother Monkey, please, just once!" ”
Wukong still hurts Bajie, and after thinking about it, there are so many on the tree, it doesn't hurt to pick a few. If the other party really wants to be held accountable, go to the sky to get a few peaches to pay off the debt. "Then my grandson is gone!"
"Wait, Brother Monkey, I heard that picking ginseng fruits requires a golden blow, and you can't pick them directly by hand."
"My golden hoop stick is also golden, don't worry!" After saying that, Goku disappeared in place.
"Hey, there's ginseng fruit to eat!" Bajie hummed a song and walked around the house with his hands behind his back, excited.
Wukong's mana is strong, and the matter of stealing ginseng fruit is caught.
I picked 5 of them in a while. "Brother Monkey, why do you pick so much, you have a lot of effort, divide 3, just give me two!"
Bajie came up and wanted to grab food.
"Hmph, what nonsense!"
Wukong slapped Bajie's hand away and explained, "Five ginseng fruits, four of our masters and apprentices, plus a white dragon horse, just right!" ”
"Hey, it's just one, give me a taste first!" Bajie's stomach growled.
"Quickly find Senior Brother Sha and eat together!" Wukong, as the elder brother, commanded Bajie to find Lao Sha over, and sent one to Bailongma by the way.
Sha Seng was honest and honest, and he originally refused to eat, but later heard Wukong say that he could get a few peaches to pay off his debts, and he let go of his heart.
"I've only eaten one, and I haven't tasted anything yet." After several people ate it, Bajie was the most dissatisfied.
"Idiot, it's good to eat some, I'll give it to the master for the last one!"
After a while, Wukong took the ginseng fruit and came to Tang Peng's room.
"Master, eating it can increase your lifespan a lot!"
Tang Peng was shocked, in the original Journey to the West, Wukong only stole 3 and gave them to Bajie and Sha Seng. Unexpectedly, Wukong also left one for the master, so heartfelt! Tang Peng is a big man, and he can't help but be a little moved.
"You can eat it yourself, I ate two just now."
Tang Peng was polite from the heart for the first time. "Master, don't be humble, my grandson has already jumped out of the Three Realms, even if you don't eat, you will live forever!"
"Hmm."
Tang Peng took it, this is Wukong's filial piety, it should be eaten.
Watching the master eat it, Wukong said: "Master, these are all stolen from the tree in the backyard, and all the responsibility has nothing to do with the master!" ”
"Ah, it was stolen?"
Tang Peng pretended to be surprised, "Wukong, how can you be like this, monks can't steal!" ”
"Haha, it's okay, it's just a few fruits." Goku doesn't take it seriously at all.
Ginseng fruit is the treasure of Wuzhuang Guan, Qingfeng and Mingyue, two boys, and they have to be counted several times a day.
There are a total of 30 ginseng fruits, Zhen Yuanzi went to the sky to visit friends and took 2 away, gave 2 to Tang Peng, and there should be 26 left.
"Senior brother, look, why are there 5 fewer ginseng fruits!"
Little Lori Mingyue shouted anxiously. "Count again!"
Qingfeng panicked, the ginseng fruit is the master's treasure, let it be taken care of before leaving, one less master will be furious, not to mention that there are 5 less at once.
"That's 5 less!" The two boys are like ants on a hot pan.
Mingyue cried urgently: "The master will definitely scold us to death when he comes back." ”
"Senior sister, don't worry, I guess it must have been Tang Peng and others who did it, except for them, there are no outsiders in the Taoist temple!"
Qingfeng speculated, "Let's go and settle accounts with them!" "Dead bald donkey, get out of here!"
As soon as he arrived at the door, Qingfeng shouted at Tang Peng in the room.
"Huh?"
Zhu Bajie saw that the other party was aggressive, guessed something, and hurriedly dodged.
Tang Peng walked out of the house, just as Wukong also rushed over.
"Did you steal the ginseng fruit?" "It was my grandson who did it!"
Wukong was straightforward and said bluntly, "If something is coming at me, don't touch my master!" ”
"It's just a few ginseng fruits, let the senior brother go to the sky to pick a few peaches and return them to you, the taste may be better."
Sha Seng ate the ginseng fruit and naturally helped Wukong speak.
"Hmph, the ginseng fruit is unique, it only matures once in 10,000 years, and it is a capital crime to eat it secretly!"
Breathe fire in the eye of the breeze.
"What a capital offense is stealing something?"
Tang Peng played a round.
"This is the rule of our Wuzhuang Temple!" The breeze and the bright moon are two children, their fists clenched, and their faces are hideous. "Do you want to fight, my grandson will play with you!"
Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and said with a smile.
"I'll wait until your master comes back."
The sand monk is a good old man, give advice to the other party.
"A few thieves who steal things, wait for our master to come back, see if you dare to be arrogant!" Qingfeng Mingyue shook his hand and left.
"Senior brother, what should I do when the master comes back and they leave?"
Mingyue is a girl after all, and she is thoughtful. "Senior sister, don't be afraid, I have a way......" Qingfeng whispered in Mingyue's ear.
"Huh?" Mingyue was taken aback, "Senior brother, you want to poison you, it's not a big deal, right?" "Hmph, what's wrong, only in this way can we keep them and wait for the master to come back!"
Qingfeng Yin smiled, his eyes fierce. "What poison should I do?"
Mingyue asked.
"Highly poisonous, don't forget that the other party knows mana, ordinary poison won't work!"
Qingfeng thought for a while, and then said, "Senior sister, this thing needs you to do, you are a girl, their vigilance will definitely drop." ”
"I don't dare."
Mingyue said weakly. "When is it, if you can't keep them, you will blame us for the loss of ginseng fruit!"
Qingfeng eased up, and analyzed, "Senior sister, don't forget the thousand-year-old Dao practice we have cultivated, if we cut off our mana because of this matter, it will be delayed for thousands of years, and if we leave them, the master will deal with us lightly!" ”
"That'...... All right. Mingyue bit her lip and finally agreed.
The backyard of Wuzhuang Temple is lush with vegetation, not only all kinds of fairy trees, including ginseng fruit trees. There are also a variety of rare herbs, which can be used to make a variety of strange poisons.
After a while, Mingyue carried a fruit basket and collected a lot of poisonous weeds.
Qingfeng is responsible for decocting medicine, which is colorless and tasteless, and it is difficult for ordinary people to notice.
Wukong and others have high mana, and they can not die if they eat it, but Tang Peng will be miserable, and they will die if they eat it.
Soon, Qingfeng boiled the poison and secretly put it in the meal.
"Senior sister, be careful, Tang Peng's apprentices don't look like good people at first glance, if they are exposed, they will run away immediately!"
"Hmm." Mingyue nodded vigorously.
Chirping! Mingyue pushed open the door and delivered the food to Tang Peng's room.
"Elders, please eat fast, what happened just now was a misunderstanding."
Mingyue looks cute, and she looks like a little Lori, so it's hard to make people think about the worst.
"I'll just say, it's just a few fruits, there are so many on the tree!"
Bajie immediately took over the meal. Wukong's eyes rolled, and he felt that there must be something strange about this matter.
"Misunderstanding? Have you really forgiven me? ”
Wukong grabbed Mingyue and stared at each other's eyes and asked.
"Yes, forgive ......, the ginseng fruit can grow again if it is gone!"
Mingyue was very nervous and replied weakly. "Brother Monkey, look at you, don't scare other girls, let go and come over for dinner, right?"
Bajie stuffed steamed buns in his mouth and swallowed dates and said.
"Yes, senior brother, don't be suspicious, come over and eat, otherwise you will be eaten up by Bajie!" Sha Seng also persuaded.
For a while, even Tang Peng had no idea, and in the original Journey to the West, there was nothing else except for the record of a bad attitude towards the two boys. "You eat first, and then call me when you have something."
The Bright Moon Gang closed the door and walked away quickly.
"The cabbage and tofu soup is so fragrant, give me more!"
Bajie took the spoon and scooped it into his bowl. "Slow down!"
Wukong took out the golden hoop stick, "Change!" In the blink of an eye, the golden hoop rod turned into an embroidery needle, and Goku put it in the meal.
"Hey, master, look, Brother Monkey also uses the golden hoop stick as a silver needle!" Bajie shouted.
"Idiot, my stick is much stronger than a silver needle!" As he spoke, he heard the golden rod snorting and snorting.
"It's not good, it's really poisonous, no wonder it's kind enough to send food!" "It's poisonous, my God!" One end of the golden hoop rod turned black, and Zhu Bajie was so frightened that the spoon in his hand fell to the ground.
"Ah, my belly!" Bajie's lower abdomen was in pain, and just now he took a bite of the steamed bun and mixed a lot of potion with the water of the noodles.
"Senior brother, I'll help you!" Wukong cast a spell a little, and simply Bajie only ate one bite, which was not very toxic.
"Master, they dare to harm us, my grandson will settle accounts with them!"
Wukong restored the golden hoop stick to its original state and walked out in a rage. According to the plot of Journey to the West, at this time, Wukong may go to overturn the ginseng fruit tree.
"Wukong, don't be impulsive!" Tang Peng felt that there was experience in this, since Qingfeng and Mingyue had a killing machine, wouldn't they also have experience in killing them?
"Master, everyone is bullied to the head, what's the difference with monsters, my grandson can't bear it!"
Wukong is jealous and hateful, and has a straightforward personality.
"I can't say, there are other people behind them, we might as well plan and see if there is anyone behind them, and don't kill innocents indiscriminately!"
"Senior brother, what the master said is right!"
Sha Seng stood up and agreed. "Well, it's all up to the master!"
On the journey to the west before, Tang Peng had a lot of ideas, and Wukong admired the master very much, so he nodded and agreed without hesitation this time. “
Pretend to be poisoned and see if you can bring out the people behind the scenes. ”
Tang Peng arranged it.
"Master, you're too dangerous!" Goku said worriedly.
"Of course, you can't appear in person as a teacher, Wukong, pluck monkey hair, and become a master."
"That's right." "Brother Monkey, you're going to pluck your hair, it's too late!" Bajie grabbed Wukong's head with a gust of wind.
"Remember, if you can, you can endure it, and as a last resort, don't do it!"
After Tang Peng finished speaking, he ran outside and hid.
"This plot is not quite the same as in the original Journey to the West, and Wu Chengen also has times when he is unreliable!" Tang Peng unconsciously wandered to the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple, which was full of immortal trees and medicinal herbs.
"How to deal with those two boys, it's best to kill them in exchange for experience."
Tang Peng was very annoyed. His eyes fell on those herbs, and he suddenly had an idea. “
Pregnant! Tang Peng immediately took action and collected Sichuan pepper, jatamansi, cloves, sannai, cnidium monnieri, cinnamon, Huoxiang and so on. Before crossing the previous life, although Tang Peng was a fitness coach, he was a medical major in college.
These formulas can be used to create medicines between men and women, yin and yang, and can't be controlled. "Dare to mess with Lao Tzu, don't blame me for being unkind!" Tang Peng planned to wait for Qingfeng and Mingyue to have no physical strength, and directly kill them in exchange for food points.
No matter how strong the spell is, it must be supported by physical strength.
A while ago, Tang Peng learned thunder and lightning and had a deep understanding of this.
After a while, Tang Peng came to the window of two or two boys, and at this moment, the two were drinking tea.
"Mingyue, did you really see them eating at that time?"
"Eat, that pig demon eats the most."
"Okay, let's go see if they've passed out."
The two of them soon came to the door of the room. "Elder Tang, have you finished eating?"
Qingfeng deliberately stood outside the door and asked. Seeing that there was no movement inside, he came in.
"Senior sister, great, look, they are all down!" "Hey, no, why don't you move?"
"Hmph, they can spell, the amount of medicine is not large, I have 10 times more!"
Qingfeng said proudly. Especially when I saw that Sun Wukong, who was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, also fell, I felt a great sense of achievement.
"It's bad, senior brother, Tang Peng is a mortal, and he also takes the same dose of medicine!"
Mingyue walked up, tested Tang Peng's pulse, and died.
"Hmph, junior sister, don't panic, don't do anything, destroy the corpse, and don't even leave ashes for incineration!" Qingfeng Yin smiled.
"That's not a big deal, is it?" Mingyue is a girl after all, and her heart is not ruthless enough.
"What are you afraid of, don't forget the grudge between the master and the golden cicada before, if it wasn't for the master's strong recommendation back then, the golden cicada would not have degraded to the mortal world."
"Senior brother, how do you know this?"
"Once the master was drunk, he kept chanting the name of Guanyin, when the eighth Guanyin was still Princess Miaoshan, he was robbed of love by the golden cicada, if Tang Peng died, maybe the master would reward us!" Qingfeng's words made Tang Peng outside hear it clearly, and he felt that the world was so chaotic.
There was an alchemy furnace in Wuzhuang Temple, and Qingfeng and Mingyue carried Tang Peng and threw him into the furnace, burning brightly. Qingfeng smiled with satisfaction.
If it was really Tang Peng, Wukong and the others would definitely stop it, and what was burning was just a fake body, a monkey hair of Wukong.
Zhen Yuanzi's Wuzhuang Guan has a lot of treasures, Qingfeng found several bundles of fairy ropes, tied them to Wukong, Bajie, and Sha Seng and locked them in the house. Tang Peng took advantage of this gap to go to Qingfeng and Mingyue's rooms, configure the potion, and secretly put it in their tea.
Pray that they can drink, and then hehehe
"I'm so tired!" threw Tang Peng into the alchemy furnace, and tied up Wukong and others, and the two boys were so tired that they were sweating profusely.
"Hey, by the way, anyway, Tang Peng and the others were caught by us, and they don't care about a few more crimes." Qingfeng smiled ghostly, "Senior sister, let's pick two ginseng fruits to eat, and when the master comes back, he will say that the Tang Dynasty monk ate it, anyway, the relationship between the master and the golden cicada is not as good as the outside world rumores, Guanyin is the master's dream lover!" Senior sister, you don't need me to say, you should understand! Qingfeng said with a grin.