Blind Monk: Brother, let me ask you something.

Blind Monk: Did you get hit by a car when you went out? Brain-shattered and don't go to the hospital to play games?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: 0-8 EZ, typing in front of my 15-2? Gave you face? Playing a game and playing a hallucination?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: Choose an EZ to shrink behind the Q soldier as a bastard, and make up 80 knives in 24 minutes, how did you do it, can you teach me?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: Isn't it a shame to be like this, and to have the face to type the keyboard frantically here? You don't have a B number in your heart, do you?

Blind Monk: If you hadn't been so wild, would I have been able to get up?

Blind Monk: I'll just ask you, send it to 0-8, did your teammates spray you? Come, tell me out loud!

[Everybody] Ezreal: I'm XXX!

Blind monk: Look at you, not only the dishes you play in the game, but also the quality of the export is dirty, what is the use of you talking about you?

Blind Monk: It's a waste of air to be alive, it's a waste of land to be dead, your existence is a mistake, you know?

Blind Monk: If I were you, I would shoot myself with a secret technique and kill myself, so that I would not cause trouble to the people of the world.

Blind Monk: The real-name system suggests that you unload the game and go back to playing Minesweeper.

Blind Monk: No, with your brain, you will definitely not be able to control the minesweeper, so you might as well sell the computer by the way!

[Everybody] Ezreal: I'm XXX!

Blind monk: That's what you're going to say? Won't it be fresh? Are you a repeater?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: Labor and management typed ten sentences, and you could only type one sentence in half a day?

Blind Monk: May you please hurry up by typing? Are you so slow to spray people? I can't wait!

[Everyone] Blind Monk: Is it because you have grown up lacking calcium and growing up lacking love, and you need the care of others? So come to me to find a sense of existence, I hope I love you?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: I can indeed play professionally with platinum, but you can't drill 4, do you know why?

[Everyone] Blind Sang: Because you 0-8.

......

While typing, Lin Han operated the blind monk to play a wave of team battles in the middle lane, first with a Q skill Tianyin wave accurately hit the opponent's midlaner, and after kicking it, a light-speed R flash kicked the opponent's midlaner back into the crowd!

I was set on fire by the other party, but I was only beaten out of the resurrection armor!

After resurrection A stood up, he cooperated with several other teammates to play a wave of zero for four, and the remaining EZ hung up in the spring water.

Then, Lin Han's keyboard didn't stop, and continued to crackle wildly, like a machine gun!

......Dada

......

Blind Monk: Did you learn it? Forget it, you don't need to learn, you can't learn with your IQ.

Blind monk: Look at me, I can still operate while typing, what about you?

[Everyone] Blind Monk: Hanging in the spring water, still can't hold back a fart for a long time?

[Everybody] Ezreal: I ******!

Blind Monk: Haha, now even the words are blocked? Do you see that I scolded you for being blocked for a long time?

Blind Monk: You can't beat the game, and you can't win against the spray?

Blind Monk: If you don't have the ability to fart, you can type on a keyboard, is it useful? Can you win by typing the keyboard?

Blind monk: You are not my opponent in Wudou, and you are not my opponent in Wendou, do you understand?

Blind Monk: Not only do I want to type and spray you to the point where you can't speak, but I also want to win your game and eat your points, are you angry? It's so angry!

Blind monk: Haha, don't be angry, life is beautiful, be optimistic and positive, come on!

......

When Lin Han typed out the last two words, just as the local crystal base exploded, the word "come on" appeared prominently in the chat box in the lower left corner, and it became eternal......

The sound of the keyboard with an extremely fast speed and no pause in the middle, coupled with the sound of the mechanical keyboard of the blue switch, was already loud, and under the rapid tapping of Lin Han's fingers, there was a series of crisp sounds like firecrackers exploding!

Echoing in the live broadcast room, the aftermath lingers for a long time!

Lin Han clicked on the settlement interface and saw that his damage was the highest in the field and he won the MVP, while the opponent's EZ not only had the lowest score, but even the output could not be compared to the support, and he was immediately happy!

Then he cut the interface of the computer to the live broadcast room, and found that the barrage in the live broadcast room had exploded!

“666666666666666666666！”

"Sword God 6 has flipped over!"

"Is the anchor playing the piano?"

"You're the grand pianist? Esports Beethoven? ”

"It's explosive! I'm convinced! ”

"Ten sentences a second, without repetition? Awesome! ”

"Hello, is this the live broadcast room of the first typist of the national service?"

"Where did you buy this keyboard? The quality is so good? ”

"Mechanical keyboard life - 50 years!"

"Hahaha, this kind of person just owes scolding, cool!"

"Squirt well! Comfortable, comfortable! ”

"Typing and swearing while kicking an R flash? Brother, you're too 6, aren't you? ”

"If I were this EZ I'd be so angry that I'd be smashing the computer right now, really!"

"A wild bombardment, who can withstand this?"

"The key sword god scolds people without a dirty word, how did this mouth come out?"

"Streamer, do you have a Freestyle?"

"I just like the streamer's temper! Ollie gives! ”

"The show has a good effect of the batch explosion!"

"Attention, attention!"

"Gift brush!"

“......”

Lin Han looked at the barrage rolling all over the screen and a large number of small gifts, pouted and smiled indifferently: "You still dare to fight me, aren't you sending me to death?" When labor and management quarreled with others in a high-end bureau and typed nine, this little rabbit cub didn't know where it was! ”

Do you still need to swear words? Low!

What is the key to spraying?

Hand speed!

Lao Tzu plays ten lines, you hold back one line for a long time, and it is clear who loses and who wins!

Back to the settlement interface, make a direct report, and write down the reason for the report: The player's quality is extremely poor, from the beginning to the end, the game is still sparse, crazy to send people to the head to send 0-8, and finally hang up in the spring water...... It is with this kind of person that the atmosphere in the canyon will be so bad, and I hope that the official will deal with it seriously and seal his name...... If it wasn't blocked, I would never spend a penny on this game and buy a skin in the future!

When the audience saw this, they almost laughed crazy, and the barrage was all "666" and "233"!

"Brothers, remember, when you write the reason for the report in the future, remember to add my last sentence." Lin Han said seriously, "This sentence is the point, understand?" ”

A large wave of "understand" floated through the live broadcast room!

Lin Han nodded with considerable satisfaction, and at the same time was in a good mood, and said with a smile: "New friends, pay a little attention, this is the most positive live broadcast room of All Shark TV...... In addition to learning LOL technology every day, you can also watch me carry forward and transmit positive energy! Don't miss it! ”

Audience: "......"

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