Eventually, Naruto still got a certificate that was started by Konoha Hospital.

When I came yesterday, the patchwork human body on the ground was tied by Naruto with duct tape and looked like the outer packaging of an inflatable doll issued by a bad merchant, Dr. Fujikawa didn't see it, only saw some pieces, and when he went to pick them up at the same time in the afternoon, he found that these pieces did not come from the same clone!

This kind of behavior of piecing together the pieces of different individuals into one person is not a madman, and they don't dare to play like this in the hospital.

What's more, these individuals are doppelgangers, and theoretically it's still him!

Naruto pondered for a long time before they took the splicing body, and finally broke a piece of his crotch.

Fujikawa smiled and said that there was no need, they were all doctors, and they had seen a lot of this kind of thing, and it was, in fact, Sakura had probably seen more than Naruto had seen in his two lives combined.

Naruto said he couldn't take it.

Fujikawa said that it didn't matter, anyway, that piece didn't have much research value, and in their eyes, that thing didn't have many dangerous diseases, and even if there were, it was a big deal.

The trading period between the two sides is two days, forty-eight hours, and Naruto's retention time for each doppelganger is 12 hours, so someone will come to pick up the splicing body at six o'clock in the morning and evening every day, and it will not affect Naruto's schedule, and the doctors... They decided to burst the liver.

As soon as the doctor left, Naruto and his bunch of doppelgangers were left in the grove, Naruto still beat the stake training, years of training, Naruto has developed muscle memory, when he stood in front of the stake, his brain had not moved, his arm automatically punched, and then his brain still didn't move, and the other arm automatically followed, and the other corresponding breathing and waist and legs also cooperated tacitly.

It's the same as going to an Internet café to turn on the computer and opening the alliance inexplicably without thinking about anything.

The thrashing was like a drum, cheering for the clone who was training the Flying Thunder God next to him.

Surrounded by dozens of doppelgangers, this piece of life has become a field hospital inpatient, missing arms, legs, livers, hearts, eyes, kidneys, none of the doppelgangers are complete, the picture flashed, they didn't move, and there was a strange-shaped organ on the ground.

A small slug lay on top of the iron stake, and every time Naruto hit it, he would shrink violently and open it again, as if it was not lightly frightened, but it just wouldn't move away.

After shaking a few times, the little slug spoke, and the voice was a woman: "Can you trouble the common sense of the 22nd instance to breathe in the lower abdomen?" ”

The doppelganger with the No. 22 label on his back took a picture, and then said to the slug, "Is it okay?" Sister, what do you think of my kidney? ”

"It's okay.... The kidneys are good and healthy. ”

At the hospital, a female doctor lowered her head and recorded the data in her notebook, wondering why the rumored Konoha rabid dog was so obsessed with kidneys?

Focused work always feels like the days pass quickly, and the time in the grove and the hospital seems to be in line with Myoki Mountain, and it flies, and the two days pass quickly.

Through this collaboration, Konoha Hospital has obtained a large amount of human body data, and some negative news about Naruto in the hospital has almost been cut off.

Removing the data, the doctors found two things.

The body of this rabid dog is really good.

And chakra, that's not ordinary.

They began to think that it was amazing enough that the clone could last for five hours, but they didn't expect it to be twelve hours, and finally found that these twelve hours were still requested to be lifted by others.

In the past two days, the doppelganger has been training Flying Thunder God, having a lot of fun, and summarizing the laws of Flying Thunder God by the way.

In two days, after summarizing, it was found that the law is... There is no pattern.

Toes, fingers, blood vessels, internal organs, will fly away, without any regularity, different sizes, each time the shape is not repeated, and it cannot be put back.

Even the brain will fly out, and at this time, there is a doppelganger holding his brain and shaking his head, watching it fluctuate like tofu.

It's not that it can't pass on big things, the chakra that the doppelganger flies every time is very sufficient, and in two days, there have been cases where the whole person has flown over, but the hair has not been passed.

Flying Thunder God definitely can't use it like this, Naruto doesn't dare to use it, and the clone can't be used in actual combat.

If you think about it, if this is a good fight with Madara, Naruto throws a special kunai, and the clone seizes the opportunity to cast the flying thunder god.

piaji。

A piece of chicken passed over and snorted on the face...

Madara is still so angry that there are ** more hooks in his eyes.

Or the doppelganger wrapped a circle of Saddam warrior equipment and rushed to the enemy group, a bitter one came first, and then... The detonator reached the enemy...

This is not good, Flying Thunder God should not be such a funny ninjutsu.

So Naruto decided to go and ask the big guy for advice and ask if his apprentice had said anything about it.

The way to find Jiraiya is very simple, even if he hides it, not to mention the location of the slug, as long as you find the rumored city where Jiraiya haunts, follow a young lady who looks very big, and finally cast a wall knock on the young lady in the uninhabited alley, asking her if she has ever encountered a pervert, if she is pointing in a direction other than you, then it must be Jiraiya.

However, Naruto didn't use this method and quickly found Jiraiya's location, a Kabuki town.

This is normal, he has been in the police for four years to sweep pornography 2,000 times, and he has him every time, so he must not have been there 2,000 times, if he works three shifts in the morning, noon and evening, and occasionally overtime at night, he can be arrested 5,000 times.

When I came to Kabukicho, I struggled to squeeze all the way to Jiraiya's private room, and before I could knock on the door, I heard the sound of conversation coming from inside.

"Ah Xiang, have you finished washing!"

"Urge, urge, what urge, you stinky men are really hard to serve, you know urge, don't wash the incense, you are not happy..."

The second voice was quiet, like two doors apart.

Well? Wash incense??

Is there anything I can do about it?

Secretly communicating with the doppelganger over, Naruto knocked on the door and coughed twice: "Ahem... Open the door.. Sweep the pornography! ”

"You stinky boy, get in here!"

Naruto sneered and pushed the door open, and the moment he opened the door, the chakra on his body began to leak at a slow speed.

That's about 0.2 cards per second.

Inside the house, Jiraiya sat on the sofa with his arms outstretched, and there was a wine glass on the card table in front of him, his face was full of red light, which should be related to the snake wine he had drunk Naruto.

Not bad in good spirits.

According to the timeline of the original book, Jiraiya also went to Rain Ninja Village after the Hataka incident, and it stands to reason that he should be in the water now and not in the town, but Naruto's big fluttering moth has changed a lot of things, and now Jiraiya doesn't regard Akatsuki as a big threat, and even Konoha doesn't worry much about Akatsuki's problem.

So a large group of people haven't even beaten a single shinobi in my village, so what's there to worry about.

"What are you doing again?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a slight wariness.

Then he sensed the chakra in the air: "Whether you can collect this chakra or not, I will perceive you from afar." ”

There was a sound of splashing water coming from the other small door in the house, and Naruto covered his nose and did it next to Jiraiya, his face was not red and he said breathlessly: "Recently, I practiced Flying Thor, and it was like being sliced, and I felt that everything in my body was leaking, and it overflowed unconsciously." ”

Jiraiya glared at him.

What are you sitting down here for?

I feel like I'm about to be chakra-packed.

"old man, you said that the fourth generation is your apprentice, so I want to come and ask you if he told you anything back then?"

"I've said a few, you tell me about your situation first."

Naruto was honest about the problems he had recently.

At the same time, in the bathroom next door, a doppelganger slowly squeezed out of the soil and came to the bathtub where the big sister was bathing. Completely ignored.

took out a vase and crushed a fierce medicine Sakura-style old recipe and put it in, shook and tilted the mouth of the bottle, and the doppelganger took out a gel dropper to suck it up, and then stuck the dropper to the edge of the bath barrel.

The dark brown liquid slid down the edge of the barrel.

"Hmm... The fourth generation of people who said this question has indeed encountered it, and as his teacher, he naturally asked me about it! Jiraiya's face flashed with pride.

Then his face fell: "It's a pity that I won't, I haven't studied time and space too much, and I haven't said anything." ”

Seeing that Naruto was a little disappointed, Jiraiya changed his words: "But he researched it later and told me some thoughts." ”

"What is the experience, the way to improve?" Naruto's eyes lit up and he jerked together.

"There is no method, only one sentence, random and accurate, single and diverse!"

Naruto pinched his chin and thought, this sentence, no matter how you look at it, it looks like an opposing existence, random is impossible to be accurate, how can a single thing be diverse?

Isn't this screwing yourself?

The first one is easy to understand, he has practiced Flying Thor until now, and no piece of meat is the same, is it random to pass these meats together? What's the difference between that and a tornado blowing up a bunch of parts to the ground to build a 660,000 oil spill truck?

And what about the second one...

The overhead light flickered, hitting Naruto's hair, flashing different colors, but the underlay was still that yellow.

It's also a little embarrassing.

After all, it is father and son.

The paths chosen are all so similar.

He believed that it was only a matter of time before Naruto could learn to fly Thor, and when he did, he would be the first to come to him to demonstrate.

Thinking that this child suddenly flashed to his side with a spiral pill, he couldn't think of any words to use to express that feeling.

A faint purple light lit up, forming a halo around Naruto.

"After all, I don't know how to fly Thor... If you want to ask, you can go to Shiranui...."

Naruto suddenly knocked on his hand: "I understand!" ”

The teleport is then initiated.

What did you say?!

Jiraiya slapped the table and flew away.

Passed through Naruto.

"Thank you, master, I'm leaving." Naruto waved goodbye to Jiraiya.

Don't go, tell me what you know!

Jiraiya was angry in his heart, but Naruto's teleportation process was not affected by external forces, and he no longer wasted his strength, holding his chest and pointing at Naruto, his fingers trembling uncontrollably.

"Click."

After cleaning up, Ah Xiang pushed open the bathroom door, and Zilai instantly changed his perspective.

"It's... What happened? ”

"Nothing." Jiraiya sat back on the sofa, just wanted to take a sip of wine to suppress the shock, and quickly put it down, patting his chest in fear.

I can't drink this wine anymore.

"Why do you keep covering your chest?" Ah Xiang sat down next to him.

"My heart is bitter." Jiraiya said sullenly.

This apprentice is a real pit.

"That.... Do you want to know if Ah Xiang is bitter in her heart? Ah Xiang pulled Jiraiya's hand to cover his chest and pulled himself in the same position.

In this situation, as the head of pornography, gambling and drugs, Zilai has no other ideas, bowing his head is like looking for comfort in people's hearts.

"Wait, you're not going to throw up again."

"How so?" He also returned, and this time he didn't move anything.

Rushing in, Zilai also squinted, the world is indifferent, and the apprentices are not shallow, only this pair... And a little bit of temperature.

pr...

As soon as her tongue stretched out and retracted, Ah Xiang couldn't help but feel a stirring.

Jiraiya smacked his lips.

Or a familiar taste...

Raising his head: "Bitter... Gott~"

A few minutes later, the embarrassed Ziraiya stood on the street and looked around blankly.

took out the oil lamp and lit it, and smashed it directly on the ground, and when the doppelganger appeared, Jiraiya grabbed him and said angrily: "Take me back to Konoha!" ”

Today, Lao Tzu will beat you up and let you know what it means to respect the teacher!

The doppelganger blinked.

After a few seconds, Tsunade looked up, "What are you doing here?" ”

I want to cry without tears.

Pit after pit.

Do you really want to be a teacher?

In your eyes, Konoha is only the Hokage's office?