Chapter 103: Squeeze out a fart

"That's my hammer, it's mine." Thor roared.

"But that hammer was given to me by Loki."

"That's my hammer."

"But that hammer Loki gave it to me."

"That's my hammer, and Loki has no right to give it away."

"But it was Loki who gave it to me."

"Shut up, that's my hammer, Mjörnir, it's mine, my hammer." Thor still roared loudly.

"But it was given to me by Loki." Saitama plucked his ears.

“……”

"Thor, don't bother with this Midgard mortal, let's just go in and take Mjjölnir." The three warriors of Asgard looked at the two who seemed to be arguing, well, mainly Thor, Thor had already roared with a red face and a thick neck, and Saitama still turned it over and turned it upside down, and the tone of the voice was not big, not even ups and downs, and even plucked his ears and picked his nostrils from time to time.

"Hey, you're going too far." Looking at the appearance of the three warriors of Asgard, Saitama shook his head.

"Fuck off, mortals of Midgart." The three warriors of Asgard yelled at Saitama.

In fact, the three warriors of Asgard were abused too hard and so badly by Thor by the Hydra people that their senses for all the people on the earth became very poor, and it was because Jane had been helping them that they didn't make any overkill. But now that they have met Saitama, they no longer want to be patient, and they want to vent the excitement they have accumulated before.

yelled at Saitama, and even directly moved to push Saitama, although it can't be said to use all his strength, but if it is an ordinary earthling, if he pushes like this, the other party may encounter everything that happened to Thor before.

Syllable!

Saitama slapped the outstretched guy out of the way, slammed it directly into the wall, and then fell to the ground.

"Bastard, how dare you strike at the warriors of Asgard." Vostagg got up from the ground, roared angrily, and slashed at Saitama with his axe.

"Stop."

"Don't."

Except for Dr. Shavig and Daisy, who wanted to stop them, everyone else just stood by and watched, and the rest of the people no longer regarded the rest as ordinary Midgard mortals.

Vostagg's blow was so powerful that he couldn't say that he had tried his best, but he didn't have much reservations, and the cold light flickered on the axe, and it came down as if it was going to split a mountain. The whole person jumped high and slashed down with the axe.

Touch!

Vostag flew back at a faster pace than he had attacked.

Touch!

First, the unarmed axe fell to the ground, and half of the sharp axe was inserted into the ground, and then the whole person of Vostagg was inlaid into the wall, becoming a realistic mural.

"Vostagg! Bastard. After seeing this scene, the remaining two of the three warriors of Asgard also roared angrily and rushed directly towards Saitama.

Bang bang!

The two men appeared next to Vostagg, one on the left and one on the right, and also turned into a fresco, and the three of them formed a very realistic large mural.

Sif and Thor's pupils contracted violently, even though both of them were more powerful than the three Agargar warriors. Uh, well, now Thor doesn't count. Sif is also a god with a god position, with her own divine power, much stronger than the three warriors of Asgard, but she can't guarantee that she will retreat when facing the siege of the three warriors of Asgard.

Although this time the three warriors of Asgard attacked one after the other, Saitama defeated the three of them so easily, but it was definitely not something that ordinary people could do.

Siv held a long sword in front of Thor, protected Thor behind him, and looked at Saitama with extreme vigilance: "You, who the hell are you?" Did Loki send you on purpose? What exactly do you want to do? What's the conspiracy? ”

"Huh?" Saitama scratched her head: "I don't understand what you're talking about. Now, how about I lend you a hammer, and then you fight with me? Saitama asked as she glanced around Shiv and turned to Thor.

"What the hell do you want to do?" Sif's eyes were sharp and staring at Saitama.

Thor grabbed Sif's shoulder, "Sif let me come." ”

"But Thor, you ......"

"It's okay." Thor took two steps forward and came to Saitama: "As long as I get Myornir, then, I will definitely win." If I win, then Mjölnir is mine. ”

"Huh? Hmm, okay. If you can win against me, then the hammer will be given to you. Saitama thought about it, but after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of a bloody all-out battle.

"That's good. We have made up our minds that whoever wins, Mjölnir will be theirs. Thor said loudly.

"Okay."

Saitama and Thor also made an agreement.

Saitama came to the room with Thor, Sif and Jane, as well as the murals cut off from the wall, the three warriors of Asgard.

"Now, the massager is there." Saitama pointed to an inconspicuous place in the corner.

Thor saw the hammer of Thor, his eyes lit up, and his mouth grinned: "Hahaha, Mjörnir, my old fellow, I'm here." ”

Striding up to Mjölnir, Thor stretched out his hand and grabbed it, "Hmm! ”

"Hmm!" Catch it again.

"Ahh Hold firmly.

Thor's hammer didn't move.

Thor couldn't help but look back at the others, especially Saitama, and smiled awkwardly, "Hehe, that, my old buddy it's a little shy." But it doesn't matter, I can lift it. Hehehe. ”

After speaking, Thor grabbed Thor's hammer with both hands: "Ah!! ”

Thor exerted all his strength to feed, his face was red and his neck was thick, but Thor's hammer did not move.

"Man, what's wrong with you, don't you know me? I'm Thor, I'm Thor. Man, it's time for us to go, it's time for us to go. Buddy. Thor muttered to the hammer in a whisper, even faintly with a hint of flattery, re-grasping the hammer and force-

"Poof!"

It seemed that the force was too great, and a fart was choked out, but the hammer was still there, and it didn't move.

"Poof!" Daisy, the girl, couldn't help but laugh, but when she saw everyone else staring back at her, she quickly covered her mouth, lowered her head, and tried her best to be an ostrich.

"So, this hammer isn't yours at all. You can't pick it up at all. Saitama shook his head, he was disappointed, he thought he could fight to his heart's content, but now it seems that he is going to be disappointed.

"No, why, why is this happening? Father, have you really abandoned me? No! Thor fell to his knees and screamed.

"Shut up, in the end, don't let people sleep. What do you call yelling—"

Skye, who has almost become a night owl recently, was woken up, and she got up from the bed, opened the door, and yelled at the living room, but after the roar, she found that there were so many people in the living room, especially these people were all staring at her, and she couldn't help blushing, quickly retracted her neck, and slammed the door shut.

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