"Hey, you guy, what are you doing here? Want to die? Obviously, no human dares to come here anymore. ”

Just when Saitama was complaining that his family was almost preserved, suddenly a voice sounded behind Saitama.

"Huh?" Saitama turned around and saw a strange man who looked like a hedgehog appeared behind him, and this strange man was holding a sign in his hand: Free hugs.

"Really, because the meteorite suddenly landed on top of the Weird Society, and it almost destroyed the Weird Society, but fortunately, we weirdos worked together to prevent this place from being destroyed. But more or less it also makes the Weird Association a little exposed, after all, this big pit is the Weird Association. So, we have to get rid of all the people who show up in the area. The hedgehog freak said in a slightly complaining tone as he walked towards Saitama.

"Huh? The Society of Weirdos? What is that? Saitama blinked blankly, it was the first time he had heard such a thing as the Weird Man Association.

"Hmph, looking at your outfit, you should be a hero too. Someone has been wandering here before, it seems that there should be something to discover, so the Hero Association specially sent you here to investigate? The hedgehog freak grinned and said very arrogantly.

"Well, I don't understand what you're talking about. But you're a weirdo, right? ”

"Hmph, bald, die-"

Bang!

The hedgehog monster was left standing on the ground on only two legs, and as for the rest of it, there was no more.

"I just don't have hair, bastard!" Saitama couldn't help but roar.

But after Saitama punched the weirdo to death, he remembered that the hedgehog weirdo seemed to have said something terrible.

"The Weirdo Society? Do weirdos have that kind of thing, too? Saitama scratched her head: "Besides, it seems to be around here." So, go and find out. ”

"Little brother, are you looking for the Weird Society?" A voice full of charm sounded not far behind Saitama.

Saitama turned around and saw a weird person who looked about the same as a person, and it should be said that he was about the same as a woman. But in fact, if you remove some of the things on her body that are a bit of an eyesore, this weirdo can be said to be a woman with a convex and backward curved and an absolutely perfect figure.

"Are you, weird?" Saitama looked at the strange man with the whip in his hand.

"That's right, I'm the weirdo Ji, Lord Crossbow. I didn't expect that I just wanted to come out to bask in the sun today, and I met a human by such a coincidence. So, let me train you well. This strange man, who called himself the weirdo Ji crossbow, flicked the whip in his hand casually and looked at Saitama playfully.

"Huh? Is it really a weirdo? Obviously, she just looks like a strangely dressed woman. Saitama looked at the weirdo and felt that she didn't have any weirdo features.

"Hahaha. Is it just a superficial guy who looks at the outside? Since you think I'm pretty, then be obedient, and maybe I'll give you a little sweetness. Listening to Saitama's words, the crossbow couldn't help but laugh, as if she was very happy, well, so, even if she became a weirdo, she was still a woman, and if she was a woman, she liked to hear others praise her.

"No, I just said you look like a human, but I didn't say you look pretty." Saitama shook his head and said very straightforwardly.

"Huh?" The crossbow was stunned for a moment, and then his expression deepened: "Damn human, I want to train you well, make you kneel on the ground and lick my toes, and then whip you to death little by little." ”

Syllable!

Saitama maintained a slap posture: "Huh? Is that still the case? It sounds like it's powerful, but in fact, it's still tight and can be solved with just one punch? Saitama shook his head in disappointment: "Well, forget it, continue to find the Weird Association, there should be a powerful weirdo in the Weird Association." Then we will have a good fight. ”

Just as Saitama was about to leave, the mobile phone on his body suddenly vibrate. This mobile phone was specially given to Saitama by the housekeeper when Saitama left the Fukiyuki house in Hell, saying that Saitama could only be contacted when necessary, so Saitama also brought the mobile phone with him.

Taking out his phone and looking at the caller ID as a blowing snow from hell, Saitama answers the phone.

"Hey, Saitama. Where are you now? "The sound of hell blowing snow came from my phone.

Hell's Blowing Snow went to her blowing team after leaving the house before, met with the people in the blowing group, and even had a brief exchange before going home. After all, she still feels that she and Saitama should cultivate more feelings.

Saitama is different from the members of her blowing snow group. The members of the Blowing Snow Team are all people who are not as strong as her, so she only needs to rely on her great strength to conquer them. But Saitama is different, Saitama's strength is too strong, and his personality is a little too Buddhist.

Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely impossible for a person like Saitama to be subdued by anyone.

But after knowing what kind of character Saitama is and what Saitama's weaknesses are, Fukiyuki of Hell thinks of another way to subdue Saitama.

What's the solution? Pull into the relationship, eat and drink well, although it seems to support an uncle. But thinking about Saitama's strength, it's still very cost-effective. Although Saitama doesn't come and go as soon as her subordinates do, when she needs help, as long as she looks for Saitama, Saitama won't refuse, which is almost another type of submission.

After all, if the other party is your father, then your father will provide you with food and drink, support you to go to school, and even pay for you to buy a house, a car and a daughter-in-law. It's just a matter of shouting Dad, it's very simple. Well, of course, the blowing snow of hell doesn't need to call Saitama Dad, just provide food, clothing, housing and transportation, and then ask Saitama to help when needed.

Saitama answered the phone and heard the inquiry of Hell's Blowing Snow: "I'm in Z City." ”

"Z City? Where are you going? Oh, is it to see your previous home? ”

"Well, I just came over to take a look, but I met a weirdo in the back, and I heard the weirdo association from its mouth, so I plan to find the weirdo association." Saitama didn't hide anything, so to tell the truth, he directly pointed out the weirdo association.

"The Weirdo Society? Wait, you mean the Weird Society? I understand, you wait for me, I'll go with you. Blowing Snow from Hell hurriedly said on the phone. Vertex mobile station