Chapter 59: Little Sister, I Want to Marry You
Finally, Chun Shisanniang made up her mind to bring Tang Peng back to her cave mansion, and she was alone in the cave for endless years, which was also a little lonely, and it was also interesting to have such a happy treasure.
"Okay then, junior, then you can go back with me!" After speaking, Chun Shi Niang grabbed Tang Peng's collar and wanted to ride the clouds and go to her cave mansion. "Ah, why did you fly, Xiao San is scared......" Tang Peng pretended to be scared and screamed, but his heart was full of joy, this time he might not only be able to learn about the life experience of the two, but also might capture the heart of Chun Thirteen Niang...... As for the ethereal intended person, Tang Peng is not afraid, he is so confident.
I was fantasizing about it, when I suddenly heard a very loud snoring sound.
CHAPTER XXXI
Hundreds of feet ahead, in a dense jungle, there was a loud snoring sound.
Chun Thirteen Niang, who was just about to take off, heard the sound, and immediately became vigilant, and shouted, "Who is there?"
But there was no response for a long time, and the snoring sound still kept ringing, like an engine.
"Humph!" Chun Thirteen Niang snorted coldly, and the light of the red dress rose sharply, shooting out a blazing light curtain, illuminating the jungle with a layer of blood, and even burning the jungle.
Half-step Golden Wonderland. As soon as she made a move, Tang Peng sensed the realm aura of Chun Thirteen Niang. "Ouch, ouch......"
A fat-headed and big-eared guy jumped out of it, extinguished the flames on his clothes, and scolded: "Whoever lacks virtue sleeps and sets fire to people."
Originally, Zhu Bajie, who was very unlucky these days, repeatedly did wrong things to help him, and he was a little depressed in his heart, so he took the opportunity to run out to sleep and relieve his pressure when the master was leaving.
But I didn't expect that I couldn't sleep well. "Bajie, what is he doing here?" When Tang Peng looked at the figure, he immediately frowned, hoping that this pig would not harm his own good deeds.
Wow, what a beautiful woman! As soon as Zhu Bajie opened his sleepy eyes, he saw such an abrasive bewitching beauty, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and the scenes around his vision were blurred, leaving only the beauty of Chun Thirteen Niang.
I didn't notice Tang Peng dressed as a woodcutter at all.
"Haha, hello beauty!" Zhu Bajie was in good spirits, and he used a smaller nine-toothed vajra rake to comb his hairstyle, and his voice was low: "I didn't scare you, let me see, girl, are you scared!"
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie crossed the remnants of the Dao and approached Chun Thirteen Niang.
is close, although Zhu Bajie tries his best to maintain a polite and polite image, he is still speechless. It's so beautiful, it's not inferior to the fairies in the sky.
This sentence has no meaning of flattery, Zhu Bajie once served as the marshal of Tianpeng in the heavenly court, and the women he came into contact with were all fairies, but in terms of beauty, Chun Thirteen Niang was impeccable.
"Stinky man."
Chun Thirteen Niang glanced at the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie in disgust, and ignored him.
Seeing that Chun Thirteen Niang looked disgusted with herself, Zhu Bajie touched her pig face hard, alas, I didn't think it would matter if I became a pig face, men rely on talent.
Later, I realized that I was too ugly to look at directly, so that's it, and some of my skills in picking up girls before I didn't work.
I think back then, I was a man who even dared to hook up with the Yuehua Fairy. And now, the female goblins are disgusted with themselves.
Zhu Bajie was a little depressed, glanced around randomly, and did suddenly see Tang Peng who was observing him.
Seeing Zhu Bajie glancing over, Tang Peng made eye contact and motioned to Zhu Bajie to go away and not hinder himself from picking up girls. But when he saw all this, Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of provocation, he didn't recognize Tang Peng's true identity, and his heart immediately burned with anger.
Damn, what the hell, a mortal who looks like a little white face, dares to pose in front of this pig! And it seems that this mortal has a good conversation with that beautiful female goblin, and Zhu Bajie's anger is even stronger, don't you hate men, how can you treat them differently!
"Boy, you're so impatient that you dare to stare at your grandfather pig?" Naturally, Zhu Bajie, who would not be rude to the beauty, suddenly pointed the finger at Tang Peng, and a terrifying coercion struck, which made Tang Peng quietly run the "Nine Stars Devouring Heaven Decision", meditating on the Venus Shield to resist this pressure. Because Tang Peng had sealed his cultivation to death, there was so much pressure!
Tang Peng felt a little uncomfortable with chest tightness, this was still shrouded by the divine light of Chun Shi Niang's body protection, and sure enough, Zhu Bajie was not a vegetarian, but he pretended to have a cold sweat on his forehead, and his face was as pale as paper.
I think you're getting impatient! scolded angrily in his heart, but he couldn't come out, Tang Peng planned to let Chun Shisanniang leave here with him immediately, too lazy to continue to entangle with this stupid pig.
"Sister Fairy, I'm afraid, this pig demon will eat me, let's hurry up!" A frightened voice came out of Tang Peng's mouth.
Chun Shisanniang frowned, pointed at Zhu Bajie with her jade finger, her eyes were domineering: "Pig head, don't bully my family's junior, otherwise I want you to look good!" Saying that, Chun Thirteen Niang burst out with a powerful aura, and for a while it was not weaker than Zhu Bajie, Tang Peng guessed that she might have used a very powerful magic weapon.
Zhu Bajie listened to Chun Thirteen Niang's call to Tang Peng so kindly, but Tang Peng's expression of asking for help became a show off, and a flash of jealousy suddenly rose in his heart.
"Boy, don't hide behind a woman if you have the ability." Tang Peng pinched his chin speechlessly, why didn't this pig open his mind!
"Get out of here!" Chun Thirteen Niang's temper is quite hot and strong, making Zhu Bajie get out of the way, as if he will start without saying a word.
Tang Peng continued to squeeze his eyebrows, but Zhu Bajie reacted after a long time, and seeing that this mortal was getting more and more unhappy, he directly wanted to catch him and beat him. "Bajie, let's go!" Tang Peng shouted, and finally couldn't help but speak.
But as soon as the words fell, Tang Peng secretly screamed that it was not good, and even when he noticed that Chun Thirteen Niang's color changed, his expression became difficult to see.
"You...... Who are you? Feeling deceived, Chun Thirteen Niang was suddenly furious, and her voice was cold. He knew that among Tang Sanzang's apprentices, there was a man named Zhu Bajie, and he was also fat-headed and big-eared, similar to the monster at the moment. And Tang San and Zhu Bajie know each other, so they must be friends and foes.
"Ah, you're my master?" Zhu Bajie was stunned, lost his voice, thinking of Tang Peng's actions, he also gradually understood. "Damn, you pig's head, bad is a good thing for the teacher!" Tang Peng was suddenly furious, seeing that Chun Thirteen Niang understood, he knew that he couldn't pretend anymore.
Suddenly, it was time to return to the original state. The ragged cloth clothes on the previous body disappeared, replaced by a shining brocade robe, the firewood knife in his hand turned into a nine-ring tin staff, the thick long hair was also withdrawn, the head became bare again, and the body became taller and stronger, turning into the original handsome and chic.
"Well, that, Master and the beautiful female goblin, you continue to chat, my old pig is passing by, and I'm disturbed by passing by."
Zhu Bajie smiled awkwardly and prepared to slip away. That's probably how the pig teammates came to be! was so angry that he was about to faint, Tang Peng picked up the nine-ring tin staff and slammed it into Zhu Bajie.
"Ah, Master spare my life, I won't dare to do it next time......" Zhu Bajie was startled, turned around and ran away, and begged for mercy. Pig's head, give me a dead life, see if I don't you! Tang Peng was very angry, this pig made all his calculations come to naught, it was simply hateful, he yelled and chased after him.
"Tang Sanzang, see that this seat will not kill you!" Tang Peng chased Zhu Bajie in front, and Chun Shisanniang also chased and killed Tang Peng in the back, both of them looked bitter and hateful.
"Master spare his life, next time the old pig will not dare again, ah~ah, Master is going to kill the pig!"
Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he ran away quickly.
And Tang Peng was really full of energy, and he chased after him all the way.
"Ah, hateful Tang Sanzang, stop here, I'm going to kill you......"
Chun Thirteen Niang became more and more angry, this stinky monk actually deceived himself as a mortal, and he became angry, and he attacked one after another.
Soon, big pits appeared around Tang Peng, and dust was flying.
And Tang Peng recently practiced a new spell, Ling Bo walked slightly, his body was like a rabbit, flashing and flashing, all of which were cleverly avoided, which made Chun Thirteen Niang even more angry.
"Pig head, you stand still for me, let me beat you a few times to relieve my anger."
Tang Peng chased Zhu Bajie hard, wielding a nine-ring tin staff in his hand to beat him, but he was always a little closer, so he became even more angry.
"Master spares my life, I don't know, I didn't mean to disturb you to pick up girls!"
Before he hit, Zhu Bajie screamed, his back was cold, and he sprinted in front of him.
"Didn't you say that you were impatient to live as a teacher?" Zhu Bajie's voice stopped abruptly, and a cold sweat broke out.
"Slip of the tongue."
The feet turned harder, he didn't want to fly, but if the master asked Sun Wukong to beat himself, wouldn't he be able to eat and walk around?
"Tang Sanzang, stop for me!"
Chun Thirteen Niang is also drinking. The three of them are one after the other, you chase after me, and the scene is extremely funny.
How can Zhu Bajie have the strength of the real Golden Immortal Realm, although he did not use mana, but even so, he was not satisfied at all, that is, he used Ling Bo Weibu, but he was still almost hot. "Nerd, don't run."
Tang Peng didn't want to fight Zhu Bajie this time, his voice was as smooth as possible, but Zhu Bajie felt a great threat, cast a spell, and ran away all of a sudden.
, is there any mistake with Bajie, Chun Thirteen Niang wants to kill herself!
Tang Peng felt like a mang on his back, his cold and ruthless eyes stared at him, and he hurriedly teleported and escaped forty or fifty zhang.
But then, due to the excessive consumption of mana, his face became a little pale.
"Tang Sanzang, you get out of here, this seat is going to kill you......" Chun Sanniang shouted, murderous, shaking the sky and buzzing, making Tang Peng, who kept running in front, a little frightened.
I obviously can't beat Chun Thirteen Niang, and the general Spring Thirteen Niang who is crazy will definitely tear him apart if he finds himself!
As a big demon, it is impossible to say that she doesn't want to eat Tang monk meat, after all, it is very likely to realize her dream of becoming an immortal, of course Chun Shisanniang wants to eat Tang monk meat, but compared to the white bone spirit, she is obviously much more mature than it, and it is very clear that Tang Sanzang is not so easy to catch, with Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie here, if you are not careful, you will lose your life.
So after thinking about it again, she still gave up the idea of catching Tang Sanzang, and wanted to go home after leaving the White Bone Cave.
Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang took the initiative to provoke himself, and he also took advantage of it, and then remembered that Tang Peng beat her woman to a serious injury, Chun Sanniang was even more furious, and saw that there seemed to be no one around Tang Peng, so she was even more determined to pursue Tang Peng's idea.
Zhu Bajie heard the angry screams in the sky, I don't know why, and I slapped my head quickly, as if the little monk was still being chased and killed by that female goblin!
But when he thought that he was likely to be beaten, Zhu Bajie trembled again, there were wolves in front of him and tigers in the back, he was not a human being inside and out, but Zhu Bajie still didn't dare to run away like this, if something happened to the little monk, Brother Monkey would definitely beat him to death.
So, he quickly turned around and flew in the direction of Tang Peng.
"Tang Sanzang, this time you are looking for death, so you can't help me!" Chun Thirteen Niang sneered in her heart.