The storyteller naturally wouldn't make this common-sense mistake of "the waist circumference is also eight feet", he just grinned, showed two yellow teeth and said: "This Ah Fei's waist circumference is not eight feet, on the contrary, this person is tall and strong, and his appearance is special!" ”

"What's the special method?" Someone responded with great interest.

The storyteller shook his head and said, "Is the world's number one master an ordinary-looking person?" He stood eight feet tall, with a black face and a head like a wheat bucket; The shoulders are wide and the back is thick, the belly is big and the waist is round, and it looks like a half-cut black iron tower to that station. The key is that this person's arms are extremely long, and his fingers can reach his knees, and he is blessed to practice martial arts! ”

Everyone laughed, knowing that this was a conch blowing, but they also listened to it with relish. That Baili Bing covered his mouth and smiled: "You turned out to be a hybrid of Zhang Sanye and Emperor Zhaolie!" ”

Ah Fei rolled his eyes and ignored it.

The storyteller downstairs continued: "The reason why this hard-working Ah Fei can run rampant in the rivers and lakes is because of the three treasures on his body!" ”

Just when Ah Fei was worried about what the other party would say, "Deer Antler Mink Ura Grass", the storyteller smiled, took a fan and pointed on the table: "This first treasure is the Xuantie spear in his hand." This gun is made of black iron, and it is made of fine and strong, and it is omnipotent to wear gold and broken stones. There is no sharp weapon in today's rivers and lakes to compare with, the strong under the gun have countless souls, defeated the dragon in the clouds, overpowered the great sword god, and ranked first in the weapon spectrum of today's rivers and lakes! ”

Everyone doesn't care if there is a weapon spectrum ranking in this Jianghu, and the right to be happy with your ears and mouth. In fact, some people did rank similar weapons on the forum, but they did not attract much attention and climate, and were purely civilian.

"This second treasure is the red rabbit horse under his crotch! This horse travels thousands of miles in a day and 800 at night, crossing mountains and streams like flat land. The red color of the water is like a fire coal, and there is no variegation! It is rumored that this horse can leap ten feet and be dusted for thousands of miles. In the ranking of famous horses in the rivers and lakes, it is also the first! ”

Rao is everyone has long known about the existence of the red rabbit horse, but when they heard the storyteller describe it, many people still let out bursts of inexplicable exclamation. This horse, like a modern luxury car, will always serve a role beyond its own value. Players in the game, both men and women, are fascinated by the famous foal. It's a pity that there are not many BMWs in the rivers and lakes, and they are concentrated in the hands of those few players, which is the most attractive.

The storyteller said, "As for the third treasure? He paused when he said this, and after glancing at everyone, he said slowly: "But it's his peerless marksmanship, an amazing shot!" ”

"This gun comes from the free gate of Zhuge Shenhou, and it was created by Zhuge Xiaohua. Back then, Ah Fei searched around for the peerless school, and when he met the Zhuge Xiaohua, he begged the professor. But Zhuge Xiaohua didn't know about his character and refused at first. This Ah Fei knelt in the snow for three days and three nights, and finally moved the other party, so he was able to teach the ......"

"Poof!"

Ah Fei spit out half a glass of wine, almost wetting the sunset on the other side. The sunset had a calm face, holding a towel to block most of the wine, and said angrily: "Just listening to the book, what are you excited about!" ”

"He said I knelt on the ground for three days and three nights!" Ah Fei pointed to the storyteller downstairs.

"So what? If I kneel for three days and three nights to get a mastery, I will kneel too! Not only can I kneel to a peerless school, but I can also kneel down a peerless school, and the kneeling Zhuge Xiaohua will run away when she sees me! Sunset dissatisfied.

Ah Fei shook his head and said, "It's just a story, why is it so exaggerated?" ”

"Jianghu taverns are like this, who likes to listen to it if you don't play a little righteous? Do you just listen to you practicing in the martial arts hall every day, sweating like rain, how diligent and hard? Sit honestly! "Sunset Road.

Ah Fei was helpless, so he could only pour himself another glass of wine and listen slowly.

Fortunately, the previous deduction has ended, and the storyteller said: "With these three treasures, this hard-working Ah Fei has beaten invincible opponents all over the world and made a great reputation. Nowadays, in the rivers and lakes, whenever you hear the name of the bitter Ah Fei, you must call it 'the leader of the bitter alliance'! There is a poem that says, "In ancient times, there were heroes who would pass Li Cunxiao, and now they are called masters who have instigated bitter Afei". For many years, the rivers and lakes have been long, and countless heroes have been exhausted. But when it comes to the word master, if you can make a few moves with Ah Fei, there is iron-clad evidence. Do you say yes or no? ”

Everyone was laughing and laughing. But hearing this, many people have a kinship. Yes, although some people don't care about the hard-working Ah Fei, or disdain it. But if you really talk about the level of martial arts, Ah Fei is a mountain that can never be bypassed. Even if some players can fight with Ah Fei for a hundred moves and are undefeated, it will definitely be a sensation. So from this point of view, being able to get started with Ah Fei has even become a symbol of strength.

In the corner of the tavern, a young man in a green coat sat at a table, looking up and listening, with a hint of fascination on his green face. It was obvious that he was a novice, but when he heard others talk about Ah Fei's deeds, he seemed to fall into some kind of memory, and his expression was very excited.

The storyteller coughed, and then said: "It is said that on this day, Ah Fei rode a red rabbit horse and carried a red tassel gun, and just killed a giant thief who did evil. Suddenly, I heard news that there was a change in the capital, and something happened to the emperor! ”

His words were so vivid that everyone knew that he had already spoken to the main part, that is, to listen attentively.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the current emperor is not an outsider, but he is the Ye Lonely City, once known as the Lord of Baiyun City, and the top master of flying immortals in the world alone. In the early years, this Ye Gucheng had an old relationship with the hard-working Ah Fei, who had a hard time when he first entered the rivers and lakes, was deceived by traitors, and all his novice clothes were deceived! He couldn't even afford to eat, and when he was down, he lived on the streets, and happened to meet Naye Gucheng. At that time, Ye Gucheng was not the emperor, but the lord of Baiyun City, and he pitied Ah Fei and gave him half a piece of bread! This hard-working Ah Fei was moved, and said that the grace of half a cake should be reciprocated by the spring!

Who would have thought that a few years later, Ah Fei would be a martial arts master, first killing the dragon in the clouds, and then cutting the great sword god, achieving the reputation of being the first in the world. He made a special trip to find Ye Gucheng, helped him kill a few enemies, and was even more invincible in the east, helping him ascend to the throne and laying a big country. This is the famous 'half cake for the country' in the rivers and lakes! ”

"Wow!"

In the box, Ah Fei was dumbfounded, and forgot to drink a glass of wine in his hand. Ban Xiang just said: "Half a cake for the country, it turns out that my story is so legendary!" ”

Baili Bing sneered: "Keep listening, it's quite interesting." ”

The storyteller continued: "Ladies and gentlemen, the hard-working Ah Fei and Ye Gucheng are connected because of this. After Ye Gucheng became the emperor, this Ah Fei went in and out of the capital freely, praised and worshipped the nameless, and went to the palace with a sword, cough, it should be a gun to go to the palace, and he was awarded the title of 'King of One Word and Side by Side'! If there is something wrong with this Ye Lonely City, should this Ah Fei rush to help? ”

"Naturally!"

The audience was also idle, and they burst into laughter together.

So Ah Fei rode away, and finally rushed to the capital after a day and night. But this often seems to be very different from what it used to be. Ah Fei looked, even the big flag in front of the city gate changed a little. He signed up loudly and asked the doorman to open the door. I never thought that the door was closed, and no one answered!

This hard-working Ah Fei felt bad, he abandoned Chitu and flew directly onto the wall with a gun, wanting to find out. And just as he landed on the wall, countless soldiers in armor suddenly appeared, shouting loudly, and surrounded him with bows and crossbows. The leader is a monk, tall and bright! When he saw Ah Fei, he shouted: 'Ah Fei, who is a traitor, you don't want to be arrested yet!' ’

That Ah Fei was startled and looked fixedly. It doesn't matter if you look at it, but you chuckle in your heart. Why do people say that? It turns out that this monk is not an ordinary person, but he is the top master of the Huang family, known as the monk king's Fa Ming!

This is amazing! The great master of the broken void, the ten styles of the Demon Buddha in one hand, unparalleled in the world! As soon as Ah Fei came up, he came straight to him, and he didn't give Ah Fei a chance to speak, and shouted directly to release the arrow!

It's too late, it's too soon! Ah Fei was surrounded by thousands of bows and arrows, and there was not any space left. What kind of person is Ah Fei? How could the current martial arts alliance leader be afraid of this little bow and crossbow? He swung his red tassel spear, swept down the rain of arrows, and threw himself at Nafamin with a loud roar. Na Fa Ming was also very good, and he fought against Ah Fei empty-handed, and the two of them started on this city wall. But I saw two black shadows, spinning like a marquee, Ah Fei's spear like a black dragon out of a hole, but Fa Ming's hands were like a fan covering the sky and the sun. This time, it was really dark, and the sun and moon were dark! ”

Speaking of which, Mr. Storyteller made a short pause.

The audience seemed to wake up from a dream and immediately cheered loudly, regardless of whether it was true or not, in short, it was interesting to listen to. Only Ah Fei's eyes were glazed, and he didn't know what to think when he stared at the empty space.

Mr. Storyteller took a sip of tea, cleared his throat and continued: "Let's say that the two of them are fighting against each other, and there is no winner or loser in a hundred rounds. The more Ah Fei fought, the more frightened he became, he used a spear, jumped out of the battle circle, and shouted: "Monk Wunahe, where is Ye Gucheng?" ’

Suddenly, someone laughed, but a large number of people poured out, and in the middle was a heroic woman. Everyone must know that this woman is Wu Zetian! When the empress of the first generation saw Ah Fei, her eyebrows raised, and she said: "The hard-working Ah Fei, Ye Gucheng has been subdued, and today the new emperor should be established." You are aiding the abuse, why don't you kneel down quickly! Wait for the emperor to fall! ’

A Fei, who was so hard-working, looked up to the sky and laughed, and said, "Loyal ministers do not serve the two masters. Thou shalt usurp the throne, and I swear thy life! Saying that, he ignored the strength of the other party, and went up again.

This time, Ah Fei was murderous, and no one could stop him wherever he went. Wu Cong was shocked and hurriedly sent the Praetorian Guards to protect him. There were 800,000 Praetorian Guards, and the black pressure was overwhelming, filling the entire capital, and rushing towards Ah Fei with spears one by one. But I saw Ah Fei with a spear and a horse, suddenly coming and going in the army, as if entering a no-man's land. Up and down the body, like dancing pear blossoms; All over the body, like drifting snow. The Praetorian Guards are simply knocked to death, and they are injured when they touch! ”

This storytelling is really out of the blue. Even Ah Fei in the box rolled his eyes. The vividness of the plot and the leap of thinking are very much in line with the style of tavern storytelling. Of course, Ah Fei didn't care about these exaggerated interpretations, but just listened to them interestingly, and understood that this was the players' daily leisure fun.

But in the midst of the laughter, I suddenly heard a person slap the table and sneered: "This hard-working Ah Fei fell out with the imperial court, and it's too late to cry now, why do you want to be so chic as you say." Hum! Full of nonsense! ”

These words spread throughout the audience, and they ruined the atmosphere of storytelling.