Chapter 1: The Cancer of the Boosting World
Zhu Yuanzhang found 8 people and established the Ming Dynasty.
Jesus found 12 disciples and founded Christianity, one of the world's largest religions.
Jack Ma found 18 people and built the world's largest e-commerce empire.
Confucius found 72 disciples and established Confucianism to influence the world!
And unparalleled.
found four teammates and became an unprecedented cancer in the glory boosting world.
Unparalleled!
My name is Wushuang.
As the name suggests, it is unparalleled in history.
What's the matter, is it very explosive, do you feel a domineering breath coming to your face.
Come on, hurt each other.
But the bitter Wushuang said that he didn't want to tell others what his surname was, his surname was Shi, known as Shi Wushuang, that meaning everyone understands, from junior high school and high school to college, the name of the flower is either or nine deaths, even if you die, add a fat man to the back, die fat, listen to Wushuang's ears are calloused, in the society is not less ridiculed, in a rage, Wushuang wants to learn from Dharma to shave his head, and no longer use Rejoice.
No way.
The society is too realistic, and it forced him into a dead fat house.
As the saying goes, a salted fish also has a day to turn over, so how can he, a dead fat house that is slightly higher than the salted fish, be willing to settle for it, Ma Yu stole the household registration book and wanted to change his name, but he didn't expect to be retreated by the jurisdiction.
Shi Wushuang's sad urging, it doesn't cost much to change the name, at most dozens of dollars or one or two hundred, the key is that it is not allowed to change it casually, even if the parents divorce, it is not allowed to change the original surname with the father to the surname with the mother.
Unless you get through the relationship in private, where does a dead house come from, or the original name is really indecent, such as: Chen Ergou, Xu Sanmao, Wang Xiaoer, Zhang Marijuana, etc., there is no legitimate reason not to change the surname, pondering whether to change the name, add an extra "Shang" word, unparalleled in history, how domineering, but only changing the name is not allowed to change.
"Shi Wushuang, does his name still belong to the ranks of elegance?" Shi Wushuang has a saying in his heart that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not.
Alas.
Far from it.
All in all, in short, the helplessness of entering the society crushed the spine of Shi Wushuang, of course, it was not really broken, it was just a metaphor, but he was bored in life, and he beat back to the king every day. Cancer.
How do you say that?
After staying at the king for a few years, Shi Wushuang completely tapped his king's talent to the fullest, and finally lived up to the year he was in college.
And what about him?
Playing professionally?
Is this what a dead fat house should do?
Playing live?
This can be considered, but because of the fat, he is not only called "Shi" Wushuang, but also called "dead" fat, he is so angry, is he fat? Is it fat? It's just a little bit fatter....
What will become of a fat man jumping from ten floors?
Wushuang ignored the people who teased him about it.
Because of the tight money and the evil landlord on his shoulders, he can only fight on his behalf, but how can he become a cancer in the generation training world?
Below platinum, one star is one dollar.
Eternal diamonds, many people are really eternal, this rank is also known as the 10,000-year diamond party, not to mention, people with average talent, playing for a year and a half, consciously they are very good, but they still stay in the bitterness of diamonds, Shi Wushuang gave them a second of silence, and then it was time for him to come out to rescue them, diamond segment, a piece of five and one star, no two prices.
The star shines two pieces and one star, the king is less than 50 stars, and the five pieces are one.
The price is right.
It's so cheap, which is why it is regarded as a cancer by the boosting world, it's completely a-stirring stick, in Wushuang's words, Lao Tzu is a man who has snatched the list in the hands of the "Mingjiao", and I'm afraid that you guys are forced to train each other? .
It's not.
Wushuang took a big deal, a local tyrant bid 50,000 yuan, and put the order number Han Xin, the hero on the national service ranking, how difficult it is for Han Xin's national service to reach the top, everyone knows that Wushuang is excited, this is good, it is not easy to hit, one is excited, and he burps on the spot.
"Where is this?"
Wushuang came to his senses and found himself on a campus, don't make trouble, labor and management have already graduated, Wushuang remembered that he had just marked the order number on the national service ranking, and he hit a ton, and he came here, he definitely didn't admit that he had a burp, because he still had 25,000 final payments confiscated.
"I have traveled to a parallel world of glory and popularity, just like this body itself, called Shi Wushuang, and this stalk again, don't make trouble, okay?"
Shi Wushuang rolled his eyes at the memory in his mind, and suddenly remembered a book he had read, what was the Glory of Kings about, and forgot, it was definitely a divine book of the Glory of Kings classification that slapped readers in the face, and said that it was good to enter the parallel world, but unexpectedly it was all a dream for the protagonist.
There are three hundred and sixty-six chapters in a book, especially all dreams, after reading the front, readers commented that the parallel IQ in the negative number was slapped in the face by a gorgeous snap, how to say it, in the dream of the protagonist, what parallel world IQ, isn't that all in a thought?
In the end, Wushuang was so angry, on the spot, he directly applied for the book from the work information to open a black group, decisively made an appointment with the author, and put the author according to all kinds of friction on the Mojia road, to see if he dared to tease himself, but the plot behind it was really shocking, especially in the finale, Wushuang wanted to kill the author, bullied his empress, and really wanted to take the empress home and pamper her.
Bang bang bang ...
"Look, that fat man can't be stupid, right?"
"Haha, I heard that he was eliminated from the assessment of our school's Glory Association today, maybe he was stimulated."
"No, I've heard, this dead fat man is a little gold and wants to enter the school's glory association, it's too funny."
"What a joke, people are here for love."
"Love a fart, this scum is a little gold and still wants to chase the white dew of the diamond section, and it will be shameless."
.......
Ignoring the sneering heat around him, what is Wushuang doing, he is slapping himself, he knows that this is a dream, even if a strange memory keeps pouring into his mind, but it still can't scare him, the parallel world, where did the parallel world come from.
Bang Bang Bang ......
I fanned myself into a pig's head, but....
"Why am I still here?"
Wushuang looked around with a blindfolded face, this was very unscientific, and he felt a hot sting pain on his face, but he was completely ruthless.
"Not awake yet?"
Syllable....
No, no, no, the already painful Wushuang has long teeth, so let's rest for a while before fanning.