Bruce Bowen's season reimbursement has delighted fans across the league except for the Spurs.

Yi Jianlian scored 54 points, breaking the record of LeBron and Durant's season highs again. This made the Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans feel happy.

So to sum it up, Bucks fans are about equal to fans in the entire league except for the Spurs!

Thunder fans: ???

Cavaliers Fans: ???

Durant:???

Anyway, on this night when everyone was happy, there was one guy who was particularly aggrieved - Bill Simmons was buying baguettes at the bakery.

And in the mobile phone he was holding, the page was a message board on his Twitter homepage that mocked Yi Jianlian, with many new comments on it:

"Mr. Bill Simmons, do you remember what you said?"

"Mr. Bill Simmons, I'm a pastry chef, I can make you some baguettes, how many?" Looks like 40, right? ”

"Hahahaha, I really want to laugh and pity you, Mr. Bill Simmons, please start your show!"

……

Yi Jianlian once again scored a new season high, and once again beat LeBron's 53 points and Durant's 52 points of 54 points, which cannot be said to be unexciting.

Bill Simmons had to make good on his promise.

Actually, he can not do it, but he is a public figure, at least in his own opinion, he is!

Since he is a public figure, sometimes what he says has to count.

Otherwise, he will not be able to do it in the post of commenting reporter!

Why do you think Barkley kissed the donkey's butt back then?

The whole country is watching!

Can you not kiss for the sake of your future career?

It's the same with Bill Simmons, now that the bet has been stated, it has to be done!

But why did I say baguettes at the time?

With a look of despair, Bill Simmons took the two full convenience bags handed to him by the waiter, both filled with baguettes.

"Have a good evening, sir!"

“…… Thank you! ”

Bill Simmons glared at the waiter.

Am I so good?

***

Everything was ready, Bill Simmons was ready to start, before officially opening the convenience bag, he glanced at his wife who was helping him shoot with some anxiety, and once again solemnly instructed: "Jenny, once I am about to fall, you must call an ambulance as soon as possible!" ”

His wife gestured to him with an OK gesture.

"Let's get started!"

Bill Simmons finally made up his mind, opened the convenience bag in front of him, and pulled the first baguette out of it.

"I must admit, something seems to be wrong with me!"

"But I don't think I'm alone in being surprised by Yi Neng's performance!"

"Alright! I did a stupid thing, I shouldn't have made such a bet! ”

"Gott~"

Bill Simmons was eating with a broken thought, and when he finished his fifth baguette, he couldn't help himself and leaned over and vomited.

"Damn, maybe that's a bit more than I expected, but I'm a guy with integrity, and I'm willing to gamble, okay! I never thought I'd end up like this! ”

"Gott~"

Throwing up the baguette he had eaten in his stomach again, Bill Simmons collapsed.

This was repeated five or six times, and Bill Simmons eventually collapsed on the table with the uneaten baguette next to him......

***

That's the end of the video.

According to Bill Simmons' latest on Twitter, the guy went to the hospital.

"This should be a lesson that Bill Simmons will never forget, right?"

"I think so, of course, this is also because he is unwilling to admit Yi's ability, and deliberately belittles the consequences!"

"In fact, Bill Simmons deserves such a loss, hasn't the bad manuscript he wrote in the past two years rely on deliberately belittling Yao to get attention?"

No one sympathized with Bill Simmons, especially the Rockets fans, who taunted him fiercely.

"It seems that Chinese players are a nightmare for basketball experts in the United States! The two guys who have already made a name for themselves, one let Charles Barkley kiss the ass of a donkey, and the other made Bill Simmons eat a baguette and go to the hospital! Maybe it's fair to say! Don't underestimate the Chinese players, maybe the sport is not friendly to Asians, but that doesn't mean they don't have talent! ”

Barkley disagreed with this passage: "Don't put that guy Bill Simmons with me, I mocked Yao back then, but that was when Yao hadn't played yet, Bill was different, Yi was already able to score 50 points in a single game, this guy was still deliberately belittled there, this was self-inflicted, I just despised Yao a little back then, this can't be said together!" ”

Yes, the eldest brother still dislikes the second brother......

***

Adult movie star Christina updated her Twitter at the same time as Bill Simmons was admitted to the hospital: Wow, I didn't expect Yi to play a more energetic performance so quickly, which made me feel in a hurry for a while, but fortunately, the script has been chosen, I can guarantee that this is a new attempt, so stay tuned.

Christina Fan No. 1: Thanks Yi.

Christina Fan No. 2: I think I'm going to love the Bucks from now on.

Christina Fan No. 3: Oh my God, as long as the rhythm of Yi is about in the future, I will unconditionally support Yi!

***

The regular season continues.

The next game of the Bucks returned to the home court to face the Clippers, because the opponent's strength was too bad, and they were in the bottom of the West, so Xiao K arranged a truce for Yi Jianlian, who played the Spurs to the point of losing his strength.

Now, the home fans are disappointed again!

Without Yi Jianlian, the Bucks and the Clippers have played back and forth, but they are not so thrilling, East New York and West Clippers, these are all teams that have been rotten for many years and can't see the future, they don't have to target, they will collapse when they fight.

94-84, the Bucks continued their winning streak.

On December 15, the league announced the latest week's best of the week, Yi Jianlian still failed to be elected because he missed one game, and this week's best was given to LeBron.

Last week, the Cavaliers' record was a complete victory, and LeBron scored 53 points in a single game, except for Yi Jianlian, no one else really could beat him.

This week's best is given, and it is given.

Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans are most concerned about another list - the NBA's official MVP list.

LeBron is still number one, which is no surprise.

They wanted to see if Yi Jianlian's ranking had risen.

It is said that they have been making trouble for so long, including some experts who have stood up to speak for Yi, and Yi Jianlian once again set a new high in his career scoring record, no matter what the league official does, he can't be completely invisible!

It's time to go up in the rankings this time, right?

"No. 7: Yi Jianlian, Bucks (No. 8 last week)."

Scold~

It's really going up!

The Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans were amused!

Wqnmlgb！

Just one?

That's a lot of work!

Some fans guessed helplessly: "Maybe only when Yi Jianlian meets LeBron, and after seeing his counterpoint performance with LeBron, the league is willing to give a correct evaluation!" ”