Cinema.

Today's release is the movie "Sea Bunker", which began to warm up the hype a few months ago, and many people are full of anticipation.

Of course, there are many people on the Internet scolding, one person can build a garbage mountain bunker on the sea?

His family runs a scrap recycling station, and he doesn't have so much garbage!

Some people also analyze that the protagonist can do it because the identity behind it is not simple, and digging out the true identity of the protagonist should be the agent of the import of "foreign garbage".

In short, this movie has not been released yet, otherwise, it would not have been possible to have more than 10,000 screenings.

There was a long queue at the ticket office, and Bai Xi was also among them, but he wore sunglasses and a mask.

"Damn, this ticket is really expensive."

"What's expensive? can see the beauty of the hero's prosperous age, no matter how expensive it is, it is worth it! ”

A group of people are talking enthusiastically.

Bai Xi walked into the theater and found a seat.

Because it's a sci-fi masterpiece, there is 3DIMAX.

Put on your 3D glasses.

Next to him sat a guy in his 40s, a middle-aged man who was actually a well-known film critic, nicknamed "Big Mouth", known for his sharp comments on movies, which were very harsh.

Today he mustered up his strength, planning to blow hard without scolding after looking at the bunker on the sea.

Because the official secretly stuffed a big red envelope.

The movie begins.

A jade seal appeared in the picture, slammed on a piece of yellow silk, and after taking it away, a handwriting appeared:

"Positive"

Positive Energy Film Company.

Voice-over.

"Originally, I was just an ordinary teenager."

"But now ......"

The picture lights up with a teenager clasped his hands together and his arms on the table, in the posture of "Ikari Gendo" in EVA.

Lu Bu Fengxian, a green-haired beauty in cool clothes, and Ye Ye, who was dressed in a suspender kimono, stood behind the young man.

"Wow!"

There was a wave of exclamations in the theater, and the women were amazed because the silver-armored boy sitting behind the table was so handsome! Men are amazed, naturally because of the bold outfit of the green-haired beauty, which makes many people's eyes straight, and some people notice Ye Ye, damn, isn't this Ye Ye in "Clever Girl"?

This cos's is too real!

Bunkers on the sea, there are actually night cos? Sure enough, it's a science fiction film.

Unlike the audience, the theater's screening room was chaotic.

"Did you put the wrong movie?"

"Nope!"

"But what's going on? Not a sea bunker at all! ”

"Stop!"

"Stop, can't stop! Damn, what's going on? Is it out of order, why can't I stop the show? ”

"Unplug the power!"

BGM sounded.

One of the most classic BGMs of the Dynasty Warriors series:

“MEMORIES”

That is, "Dynasty Warriors 4: The Book of Events".

Accompanied by a melodious tune, the picture turns dark, and pieces of peach blossoms are floating leisurely.

A weapon emerges from the darkness.

This is a black and hard steel gun, the head of the gun is sharp, the cold light is flickering, thick and heavy, full of power, plus the fire that flashes when it penetrates the darkness, and the special effect of small broken particles makes people look like they are in the bloody battle of the ancient battlefield at a glance!

Howe gentian.

The picture moved, the steel gun passed diagonally through the black curtain, through the falling peach blossoms, and the picture turned black again, and gray historical handwriting appeared:

Director:

Bai Xi.

With the rhythm of the music, the handwriting disappeared, and another Spring and Autumn Broadsword appeared, with a special effect-like close-up shot from bottom to top, sweeping the texture of the steel, a trace of gray threads on the black handle, and the camera pulled to the knife surface, a golden dragon pattern hovered, and in the embellishment of pink petals, this dragon pattern seemed to jump out of the knife!

There were not many people in the theater, and at this moment, they exclaimed: "Qinglong Yanyue Knife!" ”

Of course, this is not the Blue Dragon Glaive Knife, but a five-star divine weapon:

Dragon Glaive!

The picture is bleak again, and there is another line of simple and vicissitudes of handwriting:

Producer:

Bai Xi.

A piece of divine weapons appeared one after another in the fluttering of peach blossoms, cutting through the dark curtain, blasting the sky snake spear, Canglong sky piercing spear, Deception Sword, Dragon Peng double blade, Deception roaring whirling stick...... With the development from melodious and free to passionate and magnificent BGM, under the immersive three-dimensional sense of 3D glasses, every magic soldier seems to be shuttling by.

With a thick and vivid tension that is full of epic feeling, and even brings tears to people's eyes!

There are already some people who feel that something is wrong.

You use a plastic cottage with a heavy ruler, and the blacksmith refiners are definitely different from the magic weapons forged by the hammer with the hammer, not to mention the weapons with attributes, one by one, they also have their own special effects like various streamers!

The opening alone gives people the feeling that with these weapons that appear, this movie can't be made without 1 billion!

Whether it is a director, a producer, or a producer...... It's all Bai Xi, what the hell?

There are also the participants:

Lü Bu, Lü Bu Fengxian, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Yuan Shao, Zhao Yun...... What's going on?

Of course, there are also long reflection arcs, and they are still exclaiming: "It deserves to be a science fiction masterpiece!" This special effect, bull fork! ”

Some people also asked curiously: "What is the matter with these weapons?" Could it be the king of garbage, picked up in the garbage heap? Use these weapons against the Fish-Men?

Music is finally at its peak.

The last weapon that appeared on the screen was the Thunder Fang Heavenly Halberd, this halberd slashed diagonally through the darkness, sparks with lightning, and five golden handwriting jumped out of the screen:

"Dynasty Warriors"

The BGM disappears, the screen lights up again, and the camera zooms out of the wooden house, where a wooden sign hangs on the outside.

"Temporal Authority".

Voice-over:

"This time I'm in the world of Dynasty Warriors."

"Take my two assistants."

"In order to solve the chaos of time and space, the terrifying powerhouse who entered this world ......"

The boy and the two girls walked out of the wooden house together, and the picture opened up from the grassy hillside to the distance, and suddenly it opened up! The audience with 3D eyes stretched their necks one by one, only to see that looking down from the sky, there were beacon fires, banners, swords and spears, bright armor, and a tofu-like military formation, marching ahead.

At this time, a goshawk flies down from the sky, and the camera begins to follow the goshawk.

BGM sounded again:

Dynasty Warriors 6: Tales of Jin

That is, "Jin Overture"

The epic music full of tragedy and grandeur quickly turns one flag after another with the low camera of the goshawk flying:

"Pottery"

"Zhang"

"Horse"

"Bao"

……

All the way to—

"Sun"

"Cao"

"Yuan"

This time it is focused on the eighteen princes, there is no close-up of the generals, but it is just the goshawk flying across the sky, revealing the majestic military formation, and a glimpse of the shocking array in the array, those riding on high-headed horses and carrying all kinds of divine soldiers, one by one full of might, domineering, handsome, and unparalleled generals with various characteristics, let the theater continue to suck the sound of cool skin.

The picture suddenly went black.

The power to the projector was unplugged.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" A person in charge ran out sweating profusely and took the microphone to explain: "Screening accident! The Sea Bunker that was supposed to be screened doesn't know who dropped the bag, what Dynasty Warriors didn't know where it came from, sorry, the backstage is in contact with the producer of the Sea Bunker! ”

"Audience, this screening has been suspended, as for the tickets in everyone's hands, they will be replaced for free tickets for the next sea bunker, please leave the show in an orderly manner!"