Chapter 7: Two People
"I'm back!" Saitama shouted this when he came back from outside, according to his previous habits.
But speaking of which, Saitama used to live completely alone by herself, and even the neighbors didn't exist, so it was really weird to shout that I was back every time.
"Quick, give me the burger. Starve me to death. Hearing Saitama's voice, Skye immediately opened her mouth and shouted.
"Here, here are the two burgers you wanted."
"Thanks, well, you've sold so much and it looks like it's all meat? Well, I can give you one of the burgers, and you give me a little of these. ”
"Huh?"
"You also bought a pack of fries? Well, I'll eat a little bit too, well, just a little bit. ”
"Stop, at least the longest one will be left to me."
"Why? Is the long and short one different? ”
"Of course it's different. Shut up. As I said, this long fry is mine. ”
"But it was bought with my money, so it makes sense to actually say that these things are mine."
"Hmm, hehe, hehehe, the fries are actually the same as the long and short, if you like to eat long, then you will be given a long one. Haha, hahaha! ”
Saitama's stance changed very quickly, and there was no discipline at all. Well, who made the Saitama people poor-minded. Although Saitama wants to be a hero who is interested, but heroes also have to eat. So for the gold owner, Saitama can only compromise.
Eat a meal of sea, buy so much food, and be eaten clean by the two of them in one go, Saitama slumped on the sofa, touching the round belly, with a look of satisfaction, the only thing that is not so good is that there is no tea, if you can have a cup of tea after eating, then it will be complete.
Compared to Saitama's satisfaction, Skye frowned and made a bitter face: "Damn, I ate too much." And it's all this high-calorie food, oh my God, I'm not going to get fat. It's all your fault, why do you buy so much food back? ”
"I just bought it for myself, I just bought you two burgers, you stole my food."
"If you don't buy it, how can I rob it. It's all your fault! ”
"Hey, hey, hey, let's be reasonable."
"You don't have any money, you use my money to buy all this food, and you will have to use my money even to eat in the future."
"Uh, hehe, hehehe. That, this, hehe, hehehe......" Saitama was choked by the lifeline, so he began to look left at him.
Looking at Saitama like this, the corners of Skye's mouth went up, revealing a smile.
Skye suddenly found that living with Saitama actually had a very relaxed and happy feeling. Obviously, Saitama was just a stranger to her before, even if Saitama was her life-saving benefactor, but helping Saitama, letting Saitama live in her house temporarily, and giving Saitama a little food, it was almost enough, uh, well, compared to the life-saving grace, this was far from enough. But no matter what, Saitama is also a stranger, and she should keep a certain distance from Saitama.
However, after getting along with Saitama, she seems to have completely lost the guard she should have, which is very undeserved. After all, her life experience since she was a child made her vigilant against many people and things, but in Saitama's body, these have completely disappeared. It's incredible.
"Saitama, you can't have used some means, right?" Skye said suddenly as he stared at Saitama.
"Huh?" Saitama took his eyes off the TV and blinked, staring blankly at Skye, his gaze still distinctively dull.
Looking at Saitama like this, Skye suddenly laughed: "It's nothing, I just want to tell you that I have found a buyer, and tomorrow, we can sell that business card of Tony Stark." ”
"Oh." Saitama nodded with a dull gaze: "That, I always feel that it seems very bad to sell the business card given by others like this." ”
"But it's valuable, and by selling it, we won't have to worry about money for a long time." Skye's eyebrows fluttered, and he looked excited.
"I see, the guy who gave me his business card would be happy to let us exchange it for so much money knowing that his business card could be exchanged for so much money." Saitama suddenly changed her tune.
Seeing Saitama change her words like this, Skye couldn't help but laugh again, she really felt that although Saitama looked sluggish, especially the bald head felt funny, he could always bring a little joy to people.
"Also, your status is a black household, so we need money to buy you a green card. Damn green card, it also takes a lot of money. Thinking that there would be a large amount of expenditure next, Skye couldn't help but feel distressed again.
"Black household? Green card? Saitama blinked, completely different from what kind of concept this is, but since Skye said to do it, there is nothing to do about it, although spending money may make Saitama feel distressed.
After eating and resting for a while, Skye returned to the computer, while Saitama wanted to go out and get acquainted with the surroundings first, especially to determine where the surrounding supermarkets were and when there would be discounts, which was the most important thing. As for the extent of this perimeter? Well, at least it's not as big as the United States, and of course, it's okay to be a little bigger than the United States if the situation calls for it.
"Hey, Saitama, you're not going to go out like this, are you?" I hadn't thought about it that much before, but now that I saw Saitama still wearing that strange outfit and preparing to go out, Skye couldn't help but shout out to Saitama.
"Huh? Yes! ”
"Give me a change of clothes, won't you be laughed at when you go out in this dress? Damn, when you went to buy a burger, you must have been laughed at by a lot of people. Looks like I'll have to buy you a few clothes! Skye frowned, as if she was reluctant, but in fact she had offered to buy clothes for Saitama.
"I think that's good. This is a hero suit that the owner of the clothing store made for me. ”
"But don't you think it's dirty?"
"Dirt? Don't you think? ”
“…… I don't care, at least you have to buy a few sets of clothes to change of, you don't plan to wear this one at home, do you? ”
"Well, but I don't have any money."
“…… Count me as lending it to you. Wait until you earn the money and pay it back to me. Skye rolled her eyes.
"Oh."
"Let's go."
"Huh?"
"I'm going to buy you clothes, I seriously doubt your vision, if you let you buy it yourself, maybe you'll buy this very earthy clothes again."
"Thank you, Skye!"
"I just don't want you to wear dirty clothes and dangle in front of me to affect my aesthetics."