Chapter 538: I'm Just Momentary Gaffe (Asking for Subscription, Asking for Tickets)
The Dryad Grandma of the Chinese Ghost Story World, an old monster who was neither male nor female when he cultivated to the middle of the third order, saw this guy's yin and yang strange face, Tianyu couldn't help but feel a sense of disgust.
It's even more disgusting than when I saw Envy just now.
Although Xian Xian is a big star who has come out of the closet, when people are intimate with Wang Ji, they are in the room anyway, and they will not deliberately show off in front of a straight man like us, but the old face of this old guy ......
"Oh, the Creator is so great, he can create anything strange!" Decisively pulled this old thing and Yiling Ancestor into the exchange group together, Tianyu wiped the sweat on his forehead that was not at all at all, and sighed with some shock.
Today's search is really a bit unusual.,The painting style is so weird.,My fragile little heart can't stand it.γ
The old thing Grandma Dryad is certainly very good-looking, but her value is indeed the second highest among the five, and she still has a day in that world. Ghost of Ning Caichen and being been. Day. The female ghost Xiaoqian, pull her into the group, and then take a time to take a look at these two, and it's good to have a long experience and satisfy your curiosity.
As for this old guy, if it doesn't like the eye, she will be killed directly, anyway, if she dies, the world she is in is also connected.
Tianyu suddenly felt that his curiosity and villain psychology were getting more and more serious, and he didn't know if there was any help?
"Ding Dong, Supreme Evil Venerable, Yiling Ancestor Wei Wuxian has already entered the group."
"Ding Dong, the thousand-year-old tree demon, grandma has entered the ******* group, and with the action of Tianyu pulling people, the prompt sound of the two systems sounded in the ears of all the online group members, making them chat and fart.
Someone new?
It's a little cute new thing that can be bullied again!
People who can chat with Supreme Treasure will not be much better in virtue, at least they will definitely not be righteous gentlemen, so after hearing the news that a newcomer has joined the group, the online group members all showed a sinister smile with tacit understanding.
It's also boring to chat and fart in the group all day long.,Salted fish doesn't do this.,The old people are too familiar.,It's hard to start.,The only ones who can bully are these newcomers who have just joined the group.,Newcomers who are not familiar with life.γ
The initiator of this gathering, the Supreme Treasure of Journey to the West, held his hands in his arms, and the corners of his mouth raised a weird smile arc, and he was about to give these two newcomers a preemptive voice and let them know how powerful they were as the leader of the Axe Gang.
In the next second, the authority dog Xiaoyao Great Sage appeared, and the Supreme Treasure took the lead and squatted down with his head in his hands, and everyone hurried to find a place to hide in this world, for fear that a thunderbolt would suddenly fall above his head and split himself into an African.
Q: Why do we all know that Africans are very dark?
Answer, when we are ignorant, we usually don't go to the library to read books and look at picture books? Immature!
"Welcome newcomers to the group, newcomers into the group to see the group announcements and group documents, and then send red envelopes, if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask this great sage, now this great sage is just online, you can wait for you to answer." Tianyu used the account of the Great Sage to speak in the group.
Nowadays, it is becoming more and more handy to use the authority dog account to pretend to speak in front of the group members.
"Phew, what kind of bullshit is the Great Sage, where are you a little demon, and you dare to use illusion in front of your grandmother, it's just an axe, don't you know, grandma, I have a thousand years of cultivation, and I am a big demon who is about to enter the realm of the Yuan Shen? Your little trick, in front of grandma and me, is not worth mentioning at all, and you don't show up quickly, if you are willing to take refuge in grandma, grandma, I will spare your dog's life! β
was thinking about whether these two newcomers would provoke themselves, so as to give themselves another chance to pretend to be forced in front of the group members, at this time, the tree demon grandma, who was very cooperative with Tianyu, said arrogantly in the group with her voice that was neither male nor female.
It's really eye-catching!
Supreme Bao Xiongba and other people who were often pretended to be oppressed by the Great Sage, all silently gave a thumbs up to this new comrade at this moment.
Brother, or is it ...... Sister, you are good, we support you!
Demon Dao Patriarch World, mass graves.
Wanting to stop Wen Ning Wenqing from going to Jinlintai to ask for guilt, Wei Wuxian, who was unable to move by Wen Qing and sealing the acupoint with a golden needle, saw the cute animal pattern that suddenly appeared in his mind, as well as the chat screen that appeared after clicking on it, and the dialogue on it, the whole person fell into a deep shock.
What is this?
I wanted to ask, but I didn't expect to be preempted by the ugly monster named Grandma Dryad.
However, since someone has spoken, let's see what they will say first, and what is the group announcement and group file that the person said just now? I know the red envelopes, but why should I give them them?
Don't you know that I, Wei Wuxian, am a poor man?!
According to the intelligent beginner's guide, click on the group announcement and group file, and Wei Wuxian, who was worried about Wen Ning's safety, began to read quickly.
Here I have to say that the greatness of Yiling Ancestor, everyone is looking at it sentence by sentence, this guy directly glances at ten lines, and he never forgets it, he really deserves to be an elegant person with six arts!
Speaking of the six arts, Tianyu wondered if he could go to him to learn from him, after all, if he was versatile, it would be easier to get off the list in the future. Look at yourself now, although there are many women around you, none of them belong to you, they are all great masters in the late fourth order, but all the things with the beginning are still there, it's really sad and lamentable!
To get back to the point, for the provocation of the tree demon grandma, an old monster who is neither male nor female, Tianyu directly used the newly unblocked group function to give her a resounding slap in the face.
"Smack~"
A smoky sound sounded, and the dryad grandmother of the Chinese Ghost World looked confused, and suddenly felt a hot pain on her face, what is going on?
Looking at the words "Easy Great Sage Appreciation Tree Demon Grandma One Ear Scraper" that appeared on the screen in his mind, the whole tree was completely confused.
"Just now I was ...... I was slapped by this guy, and I didn't find out grandma? "The dryad grandmother who was massaged by a group of female ghosts looked terrified.
She suddenly felt that she might have gotten a great opportunity, but she didn't grasp it, and she inadvertently offended a great person.
What to do? Wait online, it's in a hurry!
"He is the Great Great of the Ten Thousand Worlds Tenth Order...... Big master! β
At this time, Wei Wuxian, who had not spoken all this time, suddenly let out a shout of praise after reading the group announcement and group documents.
The reason is the same, after seeing that his strength title in the group was only "mid-fourth order", he curiously clicked on the page of the guy who had just slapped people and looked hanging.
Ten Thousand Worlds Order!
It's only in the middle of the fourth order when he cultivates the ghost path by himself, but this guy is the tenth order, what kind of concept is this?
According to the relevant records in the group documents, this means that this person has the strength to easily destroy the world he is in, oh God, it's terrible!
Xiaoyao Great Sage (Administrator): "@ζ ε¦ε§₯ε§₯, bold little demon, you dare to be so presumptuous in front of this great sage as soon as you enter the group, it seems that this great sage is too merciful to you newcomers, so that you can't even distinguish between etiquette and humility." β
"No, this great sage, little demon ......" Seeing the message sent by Tianyu, the tree demon grandmother, who had already realized something, was sweating profusely, and she felt that she had to do something quickly.
It's just that......
Without waiting for the tree demon grandmother to finish speaking, Tianyu directly used the account of the Great Sage of Freedom to say to all the members of the group in the group: "Okay, today this Great Sage will take your Fa rectification to suppress the laws of the heavens and all worlds." @ζζδΊΊ, who is willing to go to the world where this demon is located for this great sage, and under the live broadcast of the ten thousand worlds, this demon will be corrected? β
Dryad Grandma: "......"
You don't need to be so ruthless, right? I just lost my words for a moment!