Chapter 51: The Third Night (I)
After a long night's work, the rain seemed to release its last strength, and it gradually subsided in the early morning. Finally, after the afternoon, the sky began to clear.
In the evening, the Big Apple seems to have been cleaned, and the skyscrapers of Manhattan sparkle in the afterglow of the setting sun and the neon lights that have already lit up.
Because of the slippery roads in rainy weather, there have been a series of collisions on several main roads, and due to the evening rush hour, crowded vehicles have formed a long queue. The wide road became impassable for a while.
The anxious car owners kept complaining on the phone, and at the same time frantically honking the horn to urge, and the ticking sound resounded throughout the street.
Several traffic policemen who were dealing with the accident were already wearing reflective uniforms. A black traffic policeman with a baton complained to a colleague, "Didn't these bastards see that we were busy?" Damn, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown, or I should apply for that damn Medicaid. ”
His colleague, a tall, strong, bearded white man, raised an eyebrow and suddenly asked, "Paul, are you okay at night?" ”
"It doesn't matter, I plan to go to the bar with my colleagues for a drink." The black traffic policeman shrugged his shoulders and said.
"That's good, let's move slower and let these bastards wait a little longer!" The white cop said with a wicked grin.
"yes, that's a great idea!" The black traffic policeman raised an eyebrow and said.
The two policemen collided with each other and threw their fists and twisted a breakdance step, moving even more slowly...
In the crowded traffic, Li Mo, who was heading to NBC, was also stuck there. George, who was sitting in the driver's seat, looked anxiously left and right, and slapped his horn continuously from time to time.
Li Mo, who was sitting in the back seat playing a mobile game, frowned and said, "I said what are you in a hurry?" That's not an accelerator button, and it's useless if you shoot it badly. ”
"But boss, we're going to be late." George said with some concern.
"So what? It's not my fault that I'm late. Li Mo put down his phone, shrugged his shoulders and said: "What should be anxious is the tonight show program group, my goal has been achieved, haven't you noticed that I have fallen from the front page to the third page of the newspaper in the past two days?" It doesn't matter if you go or not. ”
"Okay, listen to you." George was right to think about it, put his mind at ease, plugged in the CD and listened to the music.
I don't know how big an accident happened ahead, and the traffic didn't move for half a day. George waited and waited, and suddenly felt a little cramping in his lower abdomen, which became more and more intense, and he began to writhe uneasily.
"I said, what's wrong with you?" Li Mo asked strangely.
"Boss, there seems to be something wrong with the barbecue we ate at night." George said with difficulty clutching his stomach.
"Well, I just felt like the texture of the meat was a little wrong, damn Mexican!" Li Mo said indignantly.
"But boss, why are you okay?" George asked curiously.
"Because I'm Chinese!" Li Moli replied of course.
After a while, a feeling that his lower abdomen was about to fall violently swept through George's nerves, "Boss, I can't hold it back!" ”
George began to look around in a panic, surrounded by high-end office buildings, to go to find the bathroom, you have to register with the security guard first, and then you have to wait for the elevator...
Li Mo knew what was going on at a glance, pouted and said, "What do you think, hurry up and find an alley to solve it." ”
Yes? Open defecation! George was so embarrassed that he had never done it in his life. But when he hesitated, the sudden intensity of the feeling had completely drowned out his shame nerves.
No matter! George opened the door and had to settle it on the street.
At this time, Li Mo suddenly handed over a bag.
“boss!” George burst into tears, "Do you want me to solve it in the car?" ”
"What do you think? Go outside and pull it into the bag, and don't let people scold us. Li Mo shook his head and said.
George looked at the bag in embarrassment, "But it's not big enough, and there's a hole!" ”
"Stupid, don't you know how to put it on your head!" Li Mo was also anxious.
George was messy in the wind for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, picked up the bag and put it on his head, and got out of the car.
However, it was already too late ...
George was standing on the street with a bag over his head, trembling all over, and the pedestrians on the side of the road were looking at him strangely.
"Boss, go by yourself, I... I want to go home. George said with his back to Li Mo, his voice already carrying a hint of crying.
"Well, go back, you don't want to come for the next two days, just relax at home." Li Mo comforted softly.
"Well, thank you boss." George ripped off the bag on his head, looked up to the sky and sighed, and walked away slowly.
Looking at George's lonely figure in the traffic, Li Mo shook his head, his eyes thoughtful.
It's been stagnant for a while, maybe I should synthesize a powerful laxative?
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Hudson River Bank.
Bruce. Banner took Betty's hand and disembarked from a private ferry, looked up at the tall buildings and the crowds in the distance, and put the hood of his coat on despite his baseball cap.
Betty patted Bruce comfortingly. Banner's hand, "Don't worry, honey, our nightmare is coming to an end. ”
Bruce. Banner nodded, taking Betty's hand and merging into the crowd.
Betty hadn't been to New York for a long time, and since Banner's accident, she's been living in isolation, living a life of a lab and a home. Now holding her lover's hand, she seems to be back to her college days, excited to look around, pointing to something and laughing at Banner from time to time...
Bruce. Banner looked at the woman in front of him with a hint of childishness, and his heart was warm. It's about to end this damn thing, and he's going to take Betty around the world and enjoy life.
They came all the way to the subway station, and just about to get down, Bruce. Banner hesitated suddenly, "Betty, I suddenly feel like the subway is a terrible attention. In the crowded carriage, there are all kinds of people, and if something happens, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it. ”
Betty thinks about it too, in case Banner transforms in the subway...
Thinking of that situation, Betty couldn't help but shudder. But after rummaging through his wallet, he said with some embarrassment: "We only have $30 in cash, and if we take a taxi, we won't even have enough money for dinner at night." ”
"It doesn't matter, as long as the antidote works as expected, we can use the credit card right away." Bruce. Banner said comfortingly.
As soon as they stood on the side of the street and stopped, a yellow taxi stopped.
"Welcome to New York, let's talk about Queens and Brooklyn first!" The black guy driver said rhymingly.
"We're going to Greburne College." Bruce. Banner said quickly.
"Okay, do you want me to take you around the road and see the Statue of Liberty?" The black guy shrugged his shoulders and said.
Betty was shocked, she had long heard that taxi drivers in New York liked to rip off customers, but she didn't expect it to be so blatant, and hurriedly said: "We only go to Grebourne College, not anywhere, let's talk about it first, we only have $20 on us!" ”
“shit! Oh no, I mean no problem. Frustrated, the black driver started the car and jumped out.
"Where are you going? Also, can you slow down! "Betty felt like the route was wrong and was a bit fast, Bruce. Banner was already nervously gripping the armrest.
"Hey, beauty, those two streets have been completely blocked, and this is already the most streamlined route for me." The black guy felt a little aggrieved.
"I know, this is a trick you are used to, the extra money doesn't count, otherwise I will call 311 to complain about you!" Betty said angrily.
"Okay, okay, you have the final say!" The black guy was a little indignant, driving like a wild horse, speeding up and driving at the level of a formula car.
Bruce. Banner and Betty are tossed around in the back seat, and Betty is horrified to spot Bruce. Banner was already in a cold sweat, and his eyes were already turning green...
"You bastard! Drive slowly, or you'll regret it! Betty yelled hysterically at the black guy driver.
“sorry… I have intermittent tinnitus... I can't hear what you're saying. The black guy driver shrugged his shoulders proudly, and turned the volume of the black rap music in the car to the maximum, and the speed was even faster...
Thankfully, Bruce. Banner has been able to control some of his anger a little after a long period of exercise. The taxi arrived safely outside the gates of Greburne College.
After getting out of the car, Bruce. Banner retched on to the telephone pole, Betty kicked the car's tires a little out of control, and yelled at the black driver, "Bastard, f**k you!" ”
"Come on, f**k me." The black brother driver made a frivolous gesture and hurriedly drove out.
“shit! shit! Betty was furious and kept venting her frustration on the spot.
Bruce. Banner relieved himself and came over to comfort her and said, "Forget it, don't be angry, you know I'll have some way to control my anger, you just need to..."
"Shut up!" Betty interrupted him, "Let's go!" ”
Bruce. Banner didn't dare to speak anymore, and followed Betty's ass like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, and walked into Greburn College...
……
S.H.I.E.L.D. outside Greburn College monitors the inside of the vehicle.
"Discover the target, Bruce. Banner is coming. A staff member said excitedly.
"Immediately activate the emergency plan, evacuate the crowd as much as possible, and let me go in and talk to him." Coulson straightened his tie and took a deep breath.
"It's too late, General Ross has already led a team of people to rush here." A staff member said helplessly.
“shit!” Coulson was a bit big-headed, what if they got into a fight, it was a crowded Manhattan, and General Ross couldn't let them know they were here.
"Samuel. How's Dr. Stern's antidote going? Coulson asked suddenly.
"The results of these trials have a good success rate." The staff replied.
"Let's hope they succeed." Coulson sighed, he didn't have the slightest confidence in communicating with the Hulk. In his opinion, it would be better for this dangerous beast to disappear.
……
Half an hour later, the Cell Life Line laboratory.
"Oh my God, we made it!" Samuel. Dr. Stearns watched the green monster on the operating table gradually return to its human form, and couldn't help but say obsessively, "What a wonderful life reaction..."
Recovered Bruce. Banner is ecstatic and finally out of this nightmare! He squeezed Betty's hand next to him: "Honey, we can finally live a peaceful life. ”
Bang,
The door to the lab shattered.
A gloomy-looking Russian rushed in and gave Bruce a hard shot. Banner a slap in the face.