Chapter 211: Orange on Orange
The calendar didn't wait, but the name on the calendar was changed and changed by the fat woman, and Naruto also learned from the doppelganger that the people in the prison had all paid for it in order to come and sleep with him once.
Every time the fat woman came, she smiled more happily than the man who slept with the Uchiha, not only that, but she was afraid that Naruto would be excluded by other women when she ate because she was too hot, so she also personally delivered food to Naruto, and every meal was with meat.
If you don't make it up, you can't make it all up to this red-haired chick whether she can get rich, she can't do anything.
Naruto, who didn't want to go out, gladly accepted it, and then poured the food, who knows if they poisoned it or not.
In case there are any strange accessories in it, then I can only find Hinata to detoxify myself.
Throwing out the evening food, Naruto turned the dry grass in his hand and waited boredly for today's lucky audience.
In less than an hour, two footsteps came, and a stout man in a white and blue checkered shirt came over to open the door, then threw the key to the fat woman, pushed the door and locked it.
It's a prisoner, this fat woman has no position, as long as the bribes are in place, not to mention the male prisoners, she will also send the female prisoners here.
The strong man laughed very hideously, grabbed the collar with both hands and tore open the shirt, and laughed: "Hahaha, it's finally Lao Tzu's turn!" ”
Throwing the clothes into the pile of clothes next to him, the strong man's eyes lit up and he pounced on Naruto, who had turned into a fragrant phosphorus.
Naruto leaned against the wall with a loveless expression on his face, why is every man like this, will you die if you don't tear your clothes?
"Bang."
Naruto easily dodged the blow and slammed him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
Even if he laughed in prison and intended to insult himself, a fourteen-year-old boy, Naruto never thought of sending him to Huangquan Road.
He doesn't like to kill, even after coming to this world for so many years, Naruto still adheres to the universal moral values of China in his previous life, which is also a kind of self-restraint like Kai.
Otherwise, there is a mine in a space, there are people in the middle of the village, and the strength can be turned on at any time Invincible people, once they fall, what kind of person will become, Naruto is not clear, but he knows that the minimum is also Li Tianyi.
Of course, it will not be so pedantic that it will never be killed, just like the last time I killed those five monkeys, depending on the situation.
Sending the strong man to a desert island and waiting for Sasuke to hypnotize, Naruto sank his spirit into the fox spirit nest.
The spiritual world.
Naruto was stuck on the fox fur couch with one hand on his head, looking at the seal text copied by his own fox spirit on the wall.
"Don't use your elbows, it's uncomfortable." Suddenly there was a sound on the foxskin couch.
"Oh." Naruto folded his arms on his stomach, kicked the fox with his toes, and asked, "Big fox, did you copy this paragraph by mistake, why can't I understand it?" ”
"I don't understand, it's because you're stupid, the old man is right." Nine-Tails mocked, this little ghost has been learning this broken thing for two or three months, and even the seal that suppresses the chakra must be copied according to the white-haired pervert, otherwise it won't be drawn, isn't it stupid?
"But it doesn't make sense." Naruto got into the horns again.
In Naruto's opinion, the sealing technique is somewhat similar to programming, all the techniques are supported by logic, and you can't use it if you make a slight calculation error, which is not the most scary, the most feared thing is to find that there is a mistake and actually use it.
It's been almost two or three months since he studied, and Naruto has still not made much progress, it is estimated that he will not be able to learn completely in ten or eight years, and he also knows that his qualifications are not as good as the four generations, and he is just an ordinary person.
Even if it is four generations, if it weren't for the fact that he seduced Lori Jiu Sinai when he was a child, he would be able to seal a nine-tailed nail when he died.
And Naruto didn't have the energy to learn this thing, if he had this energy, he should be at MIT now, not as Hinata's husband.
"If you want to ask the white-haired ghost, the old man won't." The nine-tails replied very honestly, even if it is inflated, it has a bit of a b number in its heart, this thing, even if it is another thousand years, it will not be able to learn it.
"Forget it, it's time to ask him to talk to me again." Naruto took out a pen and paper and put a wooden plank on the calculus.
It took half an hour for Naruto to figure out the logical order of the section on the wall, and he was satisfied to take back the pen and paper, and patted the vixen's belly: "Big fox, let's play chess." ”
"Wait for the old man for fifteen minutes."
Naruto looked resentful: "Big fox, you have changed, you used to play chess very actively. ”
"What's the hurry?" Nine-Tails looked down and said, "The old man didn't find anything so interesting for you humans before."
Waiting for boredom, Naruto asked the clone to bring the green crystal that sealed Ido, and entered the chakra inward to feed the female ghost.
After a short time away from Yakumo, Ido also returned to his original appearance, a turquoise soul-like demon, but after being fed too much by Naruto, the horns on the top of his head have recovered and become longer, and the neck under his face is not visible, like an oval pillar.
Sensing the big Ido who had become fat in the crystal, Naruto frowned, and as his body gradually became rounded, Ido was about to saturate to the limit.
This can't work, this big Yidu is what he is going to fry the big snake pill, with its strength that can only have a slight impact on the normal self now, it is basically impossible to pit Aunt Snake.
Anyway, you must also have the ability to affect the increase of immortal arts, otherwise how can you blow up the snake aunt and can't take care of herself.
After thinking about it, Naruto changed to a chakra, and since he couldn't feed the chakra himself, he would change it to a nine-orange one, and add an orange on an orange.
As we all know, the Nine-Tails Chakra is an amplifier, no matter who gets its chakra on the body, as long as it doesn't die, it will be sanctified immediately, and it will be so awesome that even friends will fight.
It's a pity that Yido obviously doesn't have this blessing, as soon as he comes into contact with the Nine-Tails Chakra, white smoke comes out of his body, and he wants to struggle to escape, but it's a pity that it is difficult to even turn over when he is pressed by the seal, so he can only use a roar to relieve pressure.
"Roar... Whew..."
"Naive thoughts." The Nine-Tails gloated and mocked, how could the old man's chakra be borne by a spirit body? Are you the same old man as the other eight? Even the old man's Zhu Li is carefully selected, okay?
"Didn't I try?" Naruto depressedly retracted the chakra, the same monster, Ido, why are you like this.
"Actually, it's not impossible." Looking at Naruto's expression, the Nine-Tails thought for a while and said, it knew who Naruto was doing with this spirit body, this little ghost wanted to deal with that snake for a day or two, and it was estimated that it would be worried for several days if it couldn't get it, so it wanted to help.
After all, he still has to play chess in a while, and it's not interesting for him to play by himself if he's in a bad mood, well, that's it.
"How?"
"You've sensed its chakra through your natural abilities, right?"
"Hmm."
"Adjust the old man's chakra to match it and connect it..."
It was only when Naruto remembered that he could still use this method, he had always known this method, but...
Naruto pointed to the sealing gate, "It's okay to pass through the door?" ”
"That's the old man's chakra, the old man can use it however he wants, what's the matter with it?" Nine-Tails spoke proudly.
"Uh-huh." Naruto couldn't help but nod, awesome, my fox, then why don't you drag the other half of the chakra back?
On this side, Naruto made a big Ido in prison, and on the other side, the wounded from Kushinobi Village were also escorted to Konoha Hospital.
Xuanyuan's insects lurk in the heart veins of the chest, and the slightest carelessness during the operation is a human life, and the medical strength of the Grass Ninja Village is too poor to do it.
With the idea that it is difficult to find the eldest brother, the grass ninja village sent people to the alliance village - Konoha.
Then, the Konoha villagers finally showed their true strength.
On the street, two aunts walked with vegetable baskets and talked.
Auntie: "Eh, you've heard, the Grass Ninja Village sent someone over." ”
Another: "Look at what you said, how can so many people not be able to see it." ”
Aunt: "Eh, you don't know, my brother-in-law and his sister's niece are on duty in the hospital, I heard that Kusano Ninja Village has just been beaten, and many men have been kicked out." ”
Another: "Really? ”
Aunt: "Really, there is even a bounty order, I heard that one is the Uchiha Itachi from our village, and the other is the same organization as him Huangmao, who is particularly good at exploding, and the explosion can be loud, and my second uncle who lives near the grass ninja village heard it." ”
Another: "Who was kicked out, I have a sister next door who wants to marry, if there is no one..."
Aunt: "Then who knows, who would say this kind of thing, I've heard that there are dozens." ”
Another: "That's not good, I'll go back and persuade, I can't see this thing, in case I find out after I get married..."
Aunt: "Yes, why do you say that marrying someone is like touching a prize." ”
The Hokage's office, Tsunade,, Sakura, and Kakashi are all there.
Tsunade slapped the table, and the entire Hokage building trembled: "It's against him, two people, he dares to fight grass ninja?" If I give him two classes, will he dare to fight thunder? ”
Unlike the last Shanin exam, Naruto did a good job of concealment, and he almost killed his wife, this time he just dressed up casually, and almost anyone who was familiar with him could guess it.
Kakashi pestled like a scarecrow, with an expression that didn't matter to me, and said inwardly.
You think too much, you don't need two classes, as long as two people, not to mention Lei Ren, even if you fight a big country, they dare to go up.
At the same time, I thought in my heart that according to the order of no more slashing, Orochimaru, Tailed Beast, and Ninja Village, the next one should be the turn of the big country.
Tearing up the bounty order, Tsunade pushed the table away and said angrily, "Sakura-chan, go, take me and ask them what they think!" ”
Sakura hugged her and persuaded, "Master, calm down, calm down, no one is killed here." ”
Satozakura hammered the wall with her head in annoyance, Sasuke must have been very handsome at that time, and he didn't even see it, cheapened that woman!
It's true that no one died, and I don't know if the screenwriter was crazy, a big battle to invade the ninja village, and in the end, no one died, and zero died.
It's just that the eggs are a little too much.
"Bu Yo Bu Yo...", the guinea pig hummed as he tugged at Tsunade's shoelaces.
Tsunade flicked Sakura away with his chest and picked up the guinea pork: "Where the hell are you, talking to him like this." ”
"Bu You, Bu You..."
"My mother just lost a few meals of pig food for you, and you think about his good all day long?"