Chapter 388: Countermeasures
"Smack!" Another book slammed on Han Han's head, but it was covered with a quilt, so it didn't hurt so much, "You try to be so frivolous with the mourning family again?" ”
Is this also called frivolity? Han Han looked innocent, but he was honest, covered with a quilt, and fell asleep unconsciously.
The next day, Han Han was still lying in the quilt, and then he was called up by Mei Niang, because it was already noon, and it was not long before the time to meet the commander-in-chief of the Northeast, Han Han yawned and got up to wash and get dressed, leaving the Queen Mother, who was still stuffy with Han Han, to stay in the tent, Wu Meiniang and Han Han walked into the city wall of Huludao to participate in the banquet.
This time the banquet is a tiger mountain, if the persuasion fails, or the other party is unwilling to surrender, then there will always be a war between Mei Niang and the commander-in-chief.
The army of 50,000 is outside the city, and the army of 50,000 is inside the city, and when the war starts, I just don't know who is better and who is weaker.
After entering the city gate, there was a row of soldiers on both sides of the street, one row on each side, these soldiers who were almost the same height and dressed were holding the same sharp spears in their hands, and the momentum was there, which immediately gave Mei Niang an aura of suppression.
Mei Niang swept her eyes coldly, and then the corners of her mouth were disdainful smiles, this little battle was nothing to her.
After this long welcoming procession, the two of them had already walked to the central part of this small county town, which was already five hundred meters away from the city gate.
Han Han also wore a suit of armor like Mei Niang today, and in order to ensure his safety, Han Han was also stuffed with a simple knife in Mei Niang's arms.
At that time, Mei Niang also laughed and said that if she couldn't kill herself, then use this knife to kill herself, how could Han Han agree, she gave her a roll of the eyes on the spot, and then there was another bet between the two to see who killed the most people.
Han Han didn't want to make a move on his compatriots, but if they provoked him, Han Han would kill him without leaving a piece of armor, and win the condition that Mei Niang sleep with him for one night! It was wonderful to have this proud girl warm her bed.
"Haha, you're welcome, please come in!" At the door of this restaurant, a middle-aged man with a slightly fat body stepped out of the threshold with a smile on his face.
About forty or fifty years old, but tall, and even has some strong feeling, look at the pectoral muscles of this guy, what's the matter, it's also A.
With a rugged black beard and thick eyebrows and big eyes, there are some Northeast soldiers who are in line with Han Han's ideals.
Mei Niang nodded slightly, without giving the slightest smile, and then walked into the heavily guarded inn, Han Han followed closely, and at the same time did not forget to look around.
The layout is spacious and magnificent, it is a good restaurant, but it is a pity that people go to the empty building.
In the spacious restaurant, except for the three of them, I didn't see any other Xiaoer or even soldiers or anything, all the way to the private room on the second floor, closed the door, and there were only Han Han and Mei Niang and this big black beard in this restaurant.
Opening the window, Han Han sat by the window and glanced outside, there were about 100 people at the entrance of the restaurant, and on the street back to the city gate from here, there were hundreds of people standing guard, it seemed that it was impossible to leave safely.
Mei Niang didn't care about the situation outside, she looked down at the wine and food that had been prepared on the table, Mei Niang didn't eat the food, but picked up the wine jug, poured a glass and drank it all, but shook her head regretfully, "Bad wine." ”
"Eh, General Wu is a girl's family, so naturally I think this wine is a little strong, or I'll change the tea for you?" Big Blackbeard had a gentle smile on his face, but Han Han observed very carefully that there was no smile in this man's eyes, not even a little expression, and the smiling tiger was the most annoying.
"She didn't say it tasted strong, she said it was inferior." Han Han explained with a smile, the big black beard was stunned for a moment, and looked at Mei Niang with strange eyes.
Mei Niang nodded appreciatively at Han Han, then stared at the big black beard and asked, "This wine is mixed with water, and it has really become wine, but what do you mean by doing this, thinking that we can't afford to drink good wine?" ”
Mei Niang came to get off the horse, and there was a trace of annoyance in the eyes of the big black beard, but there was still an eager smile under the thick beard, "I didn't expect it, I didn't taste anything abnormal when I drank alcohol, but today, I was actually seen by the woman General Wu, come on, go buy a few jars of good wine!" ”
As soon as he shouted in this loud voice, Han Han's eyes were sharp, and he saw a big black shadow under the restaurant suddenly move, and then jumped out of the street without looking back and went to buy wine.
What a speed! Staring at the back of the man, Han Han was slightly nervous in his heart, Mei Niang, Mei Niang, you have to talk to others, in case the talk collapses, maybe we really can't get out.
Mei Niang, who was sitting next to Han Han, also had an unobstructed view of the situation outside the window, and smiled in her heart, knowing that this was a new move for the bearded man, showing off how powerful his own manpower was?
"I don't know, if we can talk about some serious business!" Mei Niang really ran to the topic, so that the bearded man was a little unacceptable, slightly stunned, did not answer first, but grabbed the chopsticks and pointed to the roast suckling pig and other five or six meat dishes on the table, and said, "Try what is the difference between our northeast cuisine and your capital's cuisine, especially this roast suckling pig, I can't get tired of eating one every day." ”
Mei Niang didn't speak, seeing that Big Black Beard was evading the problem, Mei Niang just waited quietly and silently, Han Han stretched out his hand and grabbed a piece of jerky and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and then shook his head with some disappointment, "It's a little less flavorful, it's not as delicious as Xiliang's jerky." ”
"Really? What's missing? Big Blackbeard tilted his neck with a concerned face and asked, Han Han just wanted to answer, but Mei Niang interjected coldly, "I know how to eat, eat too much, how can you run after a while?" ”
"......" Mei Niang's words are too straightforward. Han Han was speechless, and the big black beard's face was even stiffer, "A few of them are full of food and drink, so naturally they want to find a place to rest, yesterday night, I'm embarrassed to bother again, but today, I can arrange a better place for a few people to live, especially this ...... Oh, I know the name of General Wu, but I don't know what this brother's name is? ”
Mei Niang looked at him sideways, didn't speak, but waited for Han Han to say it himself, Han Han thought about it, and then smiled, "Ling Hu Chong!" ”
The identity of the national teacher, Han Han didn't want to show it, I don't know if he was afraid of Mei Niang's trouble or afraid that his reputation would be damaged, in short, Han Han just didn't want to say his real name.
Mei Niang, who didn't understand this allusion, didn't smile at all, and withdrew her eyes to stare at the table of wine and food in front of her, Mei Niang didn't know what she was thinking.
And Big Blackbeard nodded, and said with a gentle smile, "It turned out to be Brother Linghu, I don't know what your relationship with General Wu is?" This time you attacked the capital and occupied the palace, and you also have the credit, right? The Linghu brothers are talented, with a simple knife on their waists, they are really handsome. ”
Han Han's face was like a flower, but he politely arched his hand, and said, "Be polite, you are just the second handsome in the world, don't tell others, be careful of attracting red-eyed discussions and rumors." ”
"......" Big Black Beard grinned awkwardly, this Wu Meiniang and Ling Hu Chong are really more problematic than the other, and the character of this Xiliang person is really too compatible with the Central Plains people.
The first time I saw Linghu Chong's cheeky big black beard, he quickly got used to it, laughed and bragged and continued to praise, "Brother Linghu is modest, look at Brother Linghu's face is white, his forehead hair is red, his eyes are bright, he walks like a dragon and a tiger, he is really the most beautiful son in the world, a rough person like me is naturally not comparable to Brother Linghu." ”
Han Han gritted his teeth and smiled proudly, then nodded very seriously and said, "You're right, you can't compare to me." ”
Grass! Holding this word in his chest, looking at Ling Hu Chong, who played cards out of common sense, the big black beard just wanted to say something, but at this time, a man's voice came from below, "Toutou, I bought the wine back!" ”
Big Blackbeard's eyes lit up, and then he said with a smile on his face, "Send it up!" "Boom!" There was a dull sound, which seemed to be the sound of feet kicking on the floor downstairs, but this internal force made the whole restaurant feel a slight tremor.
Then, a black shadow flew straight up from downstairs, without taking the stairs, just jumped a few feet high, holding two jars of wine, and appeared on the second floor lightly.
What a light work! Looking at the man who went to buy wine just now and was elegant all the way, and he was also the tall physique and tough appearance that a Northeast person should have, Han Han smiled, looked him up and down, and then said, "Brother's light skills are really amazing!" ”
"Where!" The big black beard spoke first, with a proud and smug smile, but he gently kicked the calf of the wine man, "My brother, usually likes to show off his light skills and knife skills, and I am embarrassed to be ugly in front of the two of you today!" ”
What's embarrassing, you're obviously very interesting! In front of Mei Niang and Han Han, the most hypocritical thing is Big Blackbeard, it is a scheming to let people buy wine, and it is also a scheming to let him send wine with light skills so recklessly, how could Mei Niang and Han Han not see that Big Black Beard is showing his talents.
Han Han smiled, stretched out his hand to take the wine jar that the other party was holding, opened it, and then put it in front of Mei Niang, and asked, "How does it taste?" ”
Mei Niang lowered her head and sniffed, and then a happy smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "Not bad, mellow good wine!" ”
Han Han nodded, then groped around with both hands on his body, and soon, he found the three money, and then put it in the palm of the man who bought wine, and at the same time said with a sincere face, "The light work is good, if there is anything to send in the future, I will look for you, you can run faster than a beast." ”
The man who bought the wine grabbed the three copper plates in his palm and widened his eyes, and a cold light flashed in the depths of the big black beard's eyes, which was originally to show off his good martial arts, but when Ling Hu Chong said this, his brother became an inferior errand runner.
The big black beard laughed, waved his hand to let the man who bought the wine go down, and then said, "No problem, my brother is indeed faster than a horse, if you two have anything to give, even if you command, whether it is the head, the palm, the fingers, even the distance from here to the city gate, my brother can guarantee that the thing will still be hot when he runs outside the city gate." ”
The head? Finger? Han Han and Mei Niang squinted at the same time, and both of them could hear that Big Blackbeard was threatening himself with a demonstration in disguise, what he said was so ugly, could it be that he was thinking in his heart?
Cut off the heads of two people and send them to the army outside the city gates? Wu Meiniang held the wine jar with one hand, and the other hand was already on the long sword at her waist.
Mei Niang had a cold face, she was arrogant, she never allowed others to threaten him and still be safe, but now is not a good opportunity to do it, the things have not been eaten, the good wine has not been drunk, and now that he is fighting, isn't he too much of a loss!
Stretched out his hand and poked Mei Niang's little waist, the tacit understanding between the two of them has not been a day or two, whether it is a teasing or a warning, Mei Niang can also feel it from this small action.
Shaking his fingers unwillingly, at this time, Han Han shook Mei Niang's hand with a harmless smile, and then hugged the wine jar she was holding, "Don't just talk, eat vegetables!" It's a pity not to eat such good meat. ”
Han Han filled Mei Niang's wine glass with wine, and then poured another glass for Big Black Beard, who picked up the wine glass with a flattered face and said thank you.
Han Han and Big Blackbeard's eyes touched, and a point of battle between the two actors was over, well, the acting skills are good, and they can win the Oscar.
The two of them then fell silent, Mei Niang drank, Han Han ate meat, and Big Blackbeard ate wine and drank meat while showing off the good places in the Northeast.
praised the men of the Northeast for how enthusiastic and good at fighting, praised the soldiers around him for how brave and invincible, and said that a buddy killed a Siberian tiger with one punch, and when he heard Big Blackbeard say this, Han Han couldn't help laughing, "The place where the tiger is beaten, won't it be Jingyanggang?" ”
Big Black Beard was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Linghu Chong suspiciously, and asked with a smile, "It seems that my brother is very famous, even Brother Linghu has heard of it?" ”
Han Han was stunned, could this still be a mistake? I didn't see Han Han's face, the big black beard spat and the stars flew sideways, and continued to say excitedly, "My brother is the tiger who was killed with his bare hands in Jingyanggang, Shandong, I heard that he drank eighteen bowls of wine at that time, and when he passed by a bush, this big white-fronted insect with hanging eyes came out, my brother, without saying a word, rolled up his sleeves, and then rode on the tiger, and after a good fight, he beat the white-fronted big insect to death. ”
"Impossible!" Mei Niang, who had just killed a wolf with a long sword a few days ago but was still injured, shook her head arbitrarily when she heard this story, how could there be such a domineering character in this world? It must have been bragged about by Big Blackbeard!
"Hey, General Wu, it's true! Brother Linghu, don't you know this! Big Blackbeard looked at Ling Hu Chong for confirmation, Han Han, who played Ling Hu Chong, frowned slightly, and then nodded and said, "It's true, your brother, it's Wu Song, right?" ”
If there is a Wu Song by the side of the big black beard, then I am afraid it will be like Liu Qingyun has a Zhang Fei by his side, and the water in the northeast is really deep. This Northeast Battle will certainly not be easy.
When Big Blackbeard heard Han Han's words, he was stunned for a strange moment, and then shook his head, "No! They passed on ten, ten to hundred, and the names were all wrong, which was outrageous. ”
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