The robot driving obviously understood Shen Fan's complaint, "That dear, we also have time to calculate the price, after all, we also want to have a good meal." ”

"Brother, aren't you a robot, what kind of meal are you..."Shen Fan complained weakly.

Shen Fan's words seem to have completely stimulated the robot's "second pulse of Ren Du", and the robot has completely opened the conversation box since then.

"Alas, don't you know, the electricity bill has risen again recently, and even the electricity can't be charged if it goes on like this, you see that we are stuck here, it looks easy, but after a while of blocking it again, it will be in vain today, and it is not easy to do what we do....." The robot seemed to regard Shen Fan as a bosom friend, and confided in Shen Fan about the difficulty of life.

Shen Fan once wondered if the robot had inherited the tradition of taxi drivers' chatter.

The nagging on the robot's side is not over, "Little brother, let me tell you, the most taboo thing in our industry is to issue a ticket, you see how many electronic eyes there are along the way, a ticket is not to do it this day...."

Listening to the robot, Shen Fan complained: "Aren't you all like the program is automatically set, how can you be ticketed!" ”

Shen Fan deeply felt the bad taste of programmers this time, and the driving robot inherited the tradition of taxi drivers' chattering, who can stand it.

"Some passengers can't park at the pick-up location, so they don't listen to the change of pick-up location, do you say it's easy for us....." The driving robot is another round of nagging.

In the end, Shen Fan, who is known for his poisonous tongue, couldn't bear the non-stop nagging of the driving robot.

In the end, no matter what the robot says, Shen Fan will reply with "um", "okay", and "yes".

Rao is a straight man three times in a row, and driving robots is still his own way, and BB does not stop.

During the traffic jam, Shen Fan kept looking at the time, on the one hand, he was afraid that he would be late for the party, and on the other hand, he really couldn't stand the various nagging of the driving robot.

"Young man, I see you're in your early twenties, how are you going, do you have a girlfriend, have you found a job, is your job stable, and how is your treatment..."

Driving the robot is another round of nagging, and the robot has unconsciously changed from a little brother to a young man, this time he finally started on Shen Fan, hearing the words of the driving robot, Shen Fan once suspected that the robot was checking the household registration of the aunt of the neighborhood committee, and Shen Fan's various situations were asked over and over again.

Shen Fan even suspected that this was a program deliberately set by the program ape to obtain passengers' personal information, and Shen Fan's response was still a straight male three-in-a-row.

"No girlfriend, no job, ask for suicide again."

"Alas, young man, it doesn't matter if you don't have a girlfriend, isn't there a saying that if you bloom butterflies, let's find a stable job first, work steadfastly, and I'm afraid I won't find a girlfriend when the time comes....."

The driving robot started the Chicken Soup for the Soul mode again, pouring Chicken Soup for the Soul into Shen Fan.

Now Shen Fan is completely loveless.

Shen Fan's inner monologue: "I'm just a killer of Mo's feelings, why do you have to treat me like this in life, let me go." Life has finally done its job to me, the little kitten. ”

This time life not only did it to Shen Fan, the little kitten, but also moved its feet.

I don't know how long I was nagged, but Shen Fan finally arrived at his destination.

"Dear, you have arrived at your destination, get off from the right, remember to give a five-star review." The robot has finally put an end to its sinful nagging.

"Well, okay, yes." Shen Fan got out of the car while agreeing, and came to a bad review, blackmailed, and unloaded three times.

Shen Fan finally realized a word along the way - "life is better than death", and Shen Fan thoroughly experienced the true meaning of this word along the way.

Shen Fan's destination this time is a hotel, this hotel is a four-star hotel in the city, Shen Fan can see the high quality of this hotel from the decoration outside.

Shen Fan looked at his watch, it was already eight o'clock, and the already dozens of minutes of driving was blocked by the evening rush hour, and Shen Fan couldn't help but sigh at the terrible city of the big city.

As soon as Shen Fan entered the lobby of the hotel, he saw his fat friend in college, as if everyone would have a friend nicknamed Fat Man in their youth, Shen Fan had a friend nicknamed Fat Man in college.

The fat man is also Shen Fan's roommate, and he is also a rich second generation, the fat man was called by his father to go to their own company for an internship at the beginning of his senior year, and when he was about to graduate, the other two roommates in the dormitory also went to intern, so in the end, only Shen Fan was left in the dormitory.

"Lao Shen, you TM can be regarded as coming, how long has Lao Tzu been waiting for you." As soon as they met, the fat man gave Shen Fan a big hug.

"Isn't this a traffic jam, and I also met a chattering driving robot on the road, nagging all the way, but it made me uncomfortable." Shen Fan said while struggling with the fat man's bear hug.

"Why don't you tell me in advance, I'll pick you up by car." The fat man said.

"Okay, you kid finally got his driver's license, tell me how many times you have hung up in the past four years, and you can only get your driver's license in four years." Shen Fan was happy on the spot when he heard the fat man's words.

Before Shen Fan finished speaking, he was covered by the fat man's big hand: "Be quiet, what about so many people, don't I want to lose face, you still don't forget to hurt me when you graduate." ”

Although the fat man was severely damaged by Shen Fan, the fat man did not mean to be angry at all, but smiled even brighter, maybe this is the friendship between men.

The fat man hugged Shen Fan and asked, "How is it, has Lao Shen found a job, I heard that you don't live in the dormitory, did you kid find a girlfriend and go out to live a shameless life with your girlfriend?" Bring me the truth. “

"Do you think I look like someone who has a girlfriend?" After listening to the fat man's words, Shen Fan couldn't help but complain with humble eyes.

"Sure enough, I'll just say how can a girl take a fancy to you with your kid's urine sex." The fat man obviously remembered what Shen Fan had just done to him, so he finally seized the opportunity to ridicule Shen Fan.

"I don't want to look for it, you can't find that we are different." Shen Fan said solemnly.

Hearing Shen Fan's words, the fat classmate fell into deep autism again.

In Shen Fan's bedroom, there are two stalks that have been circulating for four years, one of which is that the fat man Shen Fan just said has not taken the driver's license for four years, and Ke Er has hung up countless times, and the other is that Shen Fan has not found a girlfriend for four years.

In fact, although Shen Fan is not a shocking person, but he is also a handsome, and there have been many girls chasing Shen Fan in the past four years, but Shen Fan did not agree to any of them, and there was even a rumor that Shen Fan was a gay in the class for a period of time, but later after Shen Fan was drunk and confessed to the class president at a party in the third year, the rumors were self-defeating.

Since then, others have known that Shen Fan has had a crush on the squad leader for three years, but apparently Shen Fan did not succeed that night, but was issued a wave of good guy cards.

Since then, Shen Fan has had an extra nickname of "love species" in the dormitory, as for the fat man's nickname, it is "Autumn Famous Mountain Bike God", as for why the fat man's nickname is the Autumn Famous Mountain Bike God, but the fat man has not even passed the driver's license, this problem will be known if you see the group documents in Shen Fan's dormitory group.

The fat man's autumn name float is well deserved.

"Old Shen, you are infatuated, I am not infatuated, my goal is to be a layman, greedy for money, lustful, and upright." The fat man also said to Shen Fan.

"You can pull it down, I don't know who said that he wanted to get a driver's license and drove a luxury car to take the girl!" Shen Fan mercilessly ridiculed the fat man's behavior of pretending to be garlic.

"That...... Old Shen, that's all old things, what are you doing here, how boring it is. The fat classmate said hesitantly.

Speaking of this, I have to say another thing about our fat classmates, the fat classmates once had a crush on a girl in the next class in their freshman year, and they couldn't chase after him for a long time, obviously dislike the fat classmates' fat meat, but until one time the fat classmates saw the girl get into a red sports car, that night, the fat man drank half a box of beer in the dormitory, and after skewers of lamb skewers roasted kidneys, he made a grand vow to drive a luxury car after taking the driver's license.

But for four whole years, our fat classmates still didn't get their driver's license, and even in the end, the instructor of the driving school saw the fat man walking around, until later after the fat man and his father bought a driving school for the fat man.....

"By the way, Lao Shen, your goddess has already arrived. The fat man said.

"Hmm" Shen Fan replied simply.

The fat man sighed: "Brother, let's not hang ourselves on a tree, try to change a few more trees." The fat man persuaded earnestly.

"It's here," said the fat man.

Arrived at the box of the class reunion.

Shen Fan looked at the box door in front of him, and couldn't help but have mixed feelings in his heart, Shen Fan knew that when he pushed open this door, he could see the person who made him miss his previous life.

You hesitated, but pushed the door open.

As soon as Shen Fan pushed the door open, he heard a mockery.

"Student Shen, why are you here now, it can't be walking so slowly!"

The source of the voice, Shen Fan is familiar with it, it is a second-generation official Li Zeyan who feels good about himself in the class, this second-generation Li classmate is different from the cute rich second-generation fat classmate, this Li Zeyan is notoriously cautious.

In fact, strictly speaking, Shen Fan and this second-generation classmate Li can be regarded as rivals in love, and Li Zeyan also likes the squad leader, although Li Zeyan continues to attack the squad leader, but the squad leader is really disdainful of the second generation like Li Zeyan.

Despite this, Li Zeyan still feels good about himself, and has said many times that the squad leader will be his sooner or later.

Of course, since Shen Fan's drunken confession, Li Zeyan has made things difficult for Shen Fan.