Chapter 2: Lao Jiang

Looking at himself in the mirror, Qing Ming really felt that he had added a buff, like returning to the appearance of a male god when he was a child, no, it looks better than that of a male god, but it is more neutral. If others look at it, they will really think that Saber has broken the dimensional wall and come to reality, "I can't believe that my Qingming actually has a talent for women's clothing." ”

After that, Qing Ming looked in the mirror many times, but he still didn't bend, "...... Maybe it really can't be bent. Then Qing Ming noticed something a little different, "It turns out that the hair is not tied properly." ”

Qing Ming looked for it in the courier box and found a blue ribbon, Qing Ming used the blue ribbon as a decoration to coil up his hair, at this time Qing Ming looked like a noble girl in the medieval European court, looking gentle and elegant, dignified and beautiful.

After looking at himself in the mirror, Qing Ming felt that although it was very beautiful, it had not yet reached the level where he could move Qing Ming.

"Hi" The scoundrel sighed, but Qing Ming's mobile phone rang, and he looked at the contact titled Lao Jiang, and Qing Ming clicked on it.

"Are you coming to a comic convention today?"

"Coincidentally, I'm cossing right now." But the voice is not a boy, but a beautiful and mature female voice, and if you listen closely, it is the voice of Saber. Oh no, why did my voice change. I didn't learn pseudophony.

"Meow meow? How is it a girl's voice? Lao Jiang felt that he might have made the wrong call, and if he looked closely, it turned out to be really Qingming's call.

"Sister, who are you? Hehe, where did Lao Ming go? ”

"I'm what you call Lao Ming."

Well? Lao Jiang thinks he may have heard it wrong? This girl said that she was Lao Ming, and it was possible that Lao Ming would become a girl like in the novel.

"Yo yo, Lao Ming, how did you become a girl. What about your girlfriend. ”

"Aren't you and I all members of the Big F Group? And I didn't become a girl, I just learned pseudophony and said it subconsciously. At this time, Qing Ming changed back to his original male voice and said

Only then did Lao Jiang remember that we were all members of the F regiment.

"Amazing, I didn't expect your kid to have a false voice and deceive my brother. Wait a minute, you just said you're in cos now? ”

"That's right!"

"Look at your false voice must be in women's clothing, WOC I can think of your traitor-faced women's clothes, oops, it's like watching PDD wear dead reservoir water."

"Huh? Fuck you uncle. Didn't you read those novels recently? ............" Slowly, Qing Ming began to explain.

"I always feel that you are sick, others don't want to bend, you want to bend yourself, how can this kind of person bend. Also, I've been squatting in front of your house for a long time, and I've been squatting by you for a long time. ”

"You guy." After speaking, Qingming hung up the phone and went to open the door.

I saw a 1.8 meter handsome guy standing at the door of Qingming's house, with the mobile phone in his hand as if he had just finished making a call. Raising his head and looking at Qingming, this scene is a bit like the scene where Shirou meets Saber in FSN, except that this time it is not Shirou, but Lao Jiang

As soon as Lao Jiang saw Qing Ming like that, he was startled, thinking that Saber had broken the dimensional wall and jumped out of the Moon World.

Slowly asked, "Are you Saber?" ”

"No, I'm Qing Ming," Qing Ming replied very bluntly.

"Are you the devil? Breaking Me Is a Dream. I also have to say that you are really talented in women's clothing, you are a god-level cos, really like Saber in front of me, come and come, tell me that classic line. ”

", hentai."

Lao Jiang looked arrogant, slowly put his hand into his pocket and took out a red hairy grandfather, and shook it in front of Qing Ming.

"Oh yes, Wakandawa Kore Master. (Excuse me, are you my master?) His temperament changed, and Qing Ming said this in a saber voice.

"I am, that's right, it's me, let's go home with my brother!"

"Fuck your uncle." Qing Ming stretched out his hand to ask for the red Grandpa Mao, and Lao Jiang gave Grandpa Mao to Qing Ming without hesitation.

"Awesome, my Ming. Anyway, where did the big mole on your face go, did you wear makeup? Lao Jiang touched Qing Ming's face with his hand, "Woc, what's the matter, you went to have plastic surgery, why is there no big mole." ”

"That's what you don't understand.,My big moles are pasted.,Because without these big moles, I'm afraid of stealing your handsome limelight" It's better not to say anything about the superpower that can add buffs to your own women's clothes.

"It turns out that you kid has been lying to me since junior high school, just go to the Comic Con, hurry up, I promise you will explode."

"Don't go" Qing Ming said very bluntly, my brother is a man, how can he wear women's clothes to go to so many people's places. I, Qingming, jumped from here today, died outside, and I won't go to the comic con in women's clothes. Slowly, Lao Jiang took out 10 of the previous Grandpa Mao.

"It's strange, I'm going, Young Master Jiang invited me, how could I not go. hhh: "At this time, we will find that the great philosopher Wang Jingze's self-proud law of true fragrance has been realized again.

Slowly, Qingming and Lao Jiang went downstairs to take a car to the Comic Con.

"Anyway, you're at my doorstep, why do you still have to call?"

"Aren't people shy?"

"Disgusting."

ps: Every day I am happier than me, and someone will add more to me.